Massage Parlor Reports

[HouseBlend]

I'm always on the hunt for big racks and my search first led me to Michelle at Latin Med Spa. There are plenty of reviews about her if you search the forum for Michelle or Alejandra (her name at FHOH).

The ads say the operation is by appointment only. Making the appointment was chaos at every step. Its a miracle I made it to the spa at all. There was a possibly gay man behind the front desk having a long phone conversation when I arrived. When I left he was yapping away with a second guy and one of the women. Strange atmosphere.

Anyway, I finally met Michelle in the room. Past reviews describe her as having a lot of cosmetic surgery, which may be hard for some mongers to get past. Personally I love those Latinas with dramatic, enhanced bodies and that's what drew me to Michelle. However, the description reported on the forum isn't really accurate. She does have implants above and below. But she is much heavier than I expected. She has proportions from the implants but would probably be considered a "BBW" without them. I am not really into women of that size.

Setting that aside, I had a great time with her. I can carry a conversation in Spanish and her personality is sweet and friendly. I'd estimate she is in her 40's, probably wears a DDD cup. Implants are pretty firm, big areolas. She offered an open menu and did anything I asked with skill and enthusiasm. No haggling or asking for additional tips when I asked for stuff. No rushing or clock watching. I gave her 200 on top of the 80 house fee. I would repeat with her although she doesn't have the knockout body I expected.

Next I went to Arlington Massage Therapy. I had some confusion on the name of the woman I met and it's not clear whether she is the one who has been mentioned on this board (search 'Arlington' in this thread and you'll find a bunch of reviews). Anyway, she was in her mid to late 50's. Probably a D cup, soft implants. Her personality was friendly but tired. She also offered an open menu. Not as enthusiastic as Michelle but also very skilled. She haggled tips and price but still did all I asked for. 180 for services. I don't remember the door price.

All in all, I'd definitely see Michelle again. I may go back to Arlibgton. Michelle was closest with 3 out 4. but not in the bullseye combination of big boobs, looks, attitude and service.

Good intel. Both are accurate takes and I would argue I never go to AMP's for looks. It's all about the massage+affordability. Both are in line for market value and I'm happy we're supporting the girls who don't suffer from GPS.

[Throwaway724]

Parking lots are private property, LEO can do NOTHING to enforce any parking restrictions that's a civil matter between owner and parker. If LEO is monitoring a parking lot it has nothing to do with the lot, it's about establishing patronage patterns (such as at a suspect spa they're investigating).

Correct. However, some private property owners hire off-duty officers to provide security. In that capacity, the officer would have the same weight as the property owner regarding trespassing, etc.

Officers, regardless of who they are working for, can enforce handicap and fire lane violations on private property.

A marked unit sitting in a parking lot is most likely doing paperwork, eating lunch, etc. If a location is being monitored for activity, you're rarely going to see the person in the unmarked vehicle or see the camera tracking the location.

[TomPayne25]

Finally having a free afternoon, I decided to indulge my "older" provider curiosity and called J&Y Wellness to see if Olivia was working. I was told she was, so made appointment to see her, and made it clear I wanted to see just "Olivia."

Drove the 45 minutes to get there from Woodbridge (traffic heavy), passing a lot of other well reviewed AMPs to get there. Once there, was catfished by a 40+ Korean who said she was Olivia, until after TS when she admitted her name was Lop'e (Loopy). Doesn't speak much English and I wish I had used translator more.

Anyway, no massage, straight to the fun. But it wasn't really fun. No kissing, none, not even closed lips. Started off with her asking for massage (to kill time) then complained about my method. I flipped her and tried to do some DATY, but her feet on my shoulders lifted her ass and it was mostly DATO. She gives good HJ and very good PM. But by this time, the mood was gone and nothing "came" of it.

Chances are she and I just didn't click or had natural connection / chemistry. YMMV Menu includes FS and BJ but I didn't go that route. So I don't know if it's covered or bare.

Of note, she said she's new there (2nd time in 2 experiences that the "new" girl sucked <- figuratively.) She has that new trainee mentality of fake moans, fake compliments, GPS.

Lessons learned: instead of asking if she's "specific name," ask what is her name, if GPS is present even though I'm clear about no BJ / FS. Just do the massage and cut my losses.

I won't go back.

[TheBoobHound]

I'm always on the hunt for big racks and my search first led me to Michelle at Latin Med Spa. There are plenty of reviews about her if you search the forum for Michelle or Alejandra (her name at FHOH).

The ads say the operation is by appointment only. Making the appointment was chaos at every step. Its a miracle I made it to the spa at all. There was a possibly gay man behind the front desk having a long phone conversation when I arrived. When I left he was yapping away with a second guy and one of the women. Strange atmosphere.

Anyway, I finally met Michelle in the room. Past reviews describe her as having a lot of cosmetic surgery, which may be hard for some mongers to get past. Personally I love those Latinas with dramatic, enhanced bodies and that's what drew me to Michelle. However, the description reported on the forum isn't really accurate. She does have implants above and below. But she is much heavier than I expected. She has proportions from the implants but would probably be considered a "BBW" without them. I am not really into women of that size.

Setting that aside, I had a great time with her. I can carry a conversation in Spanish and her personality is sweet and friendly. I'd estimate she is in her 40's, probably wears a DDD cup. Implants are pretty firm, big areolas. She offered an open menu and did anything I asked with skill and enthusiasm. No haggling or asking for additional tips when I asked for stuff. No rushing or clock watching. I gave her 200 on top of the 80 house fee. I would repeat with her although she doesn't have the knockout body I expected.

Next I went to Arlington Massage Therapy. I had some confusion on the name of the woman I met and it's not clear whether she is the one who has been mentioned on this board (search 'Arlington' in this thread and you'll find a bunch of reviews). Anyway, she was in her mid to late 50's. Probably a D cup, soft implants. Her personality was friendly but tired. She also offered an open menu. Not as enthusiastic as Michelle but also very skilled. She haggled tips and price but still did all I asked for. 180 for services. I don't remember the door price.

All in all, I'd definitely see Michelle again. I may go back to Arlibgton. Michelle was closest with 3 out 4. but not in the bullseye combination of big boobs, looks, attitude and service.

[Proflou2019]

Parking lots are private property, LEO can do NOTHING to enforce any parking restrictions that's a civil matter between owner and parker. If LEO is monitoring a parking lot it has nothing to do with the lot, it's about establishing patronage patterns (such as at a suspect spa they're investigating).

[Caspian33]

I am sharing a little information and advice I was given by a Korean provider yesterday. She said there's fewer girls available to work because of the crack down on illegal immigrants. She said many either have expired visas or no green card, so they left. (Conversation came up because I asked why she was there alone when usually there's 2 girls or 1 girl and Mamasan.)

Her advice is to call first (to any AMP, not just hers) because they might be short staffed. Walk-ins could find themselves waiting inside or being rushed through, according to her.

Most of us do this already, but I wanted to share this information to help out some of the newer mongers.

I find texting works better. So many providers cannot speak English, much less understand.

[Caspian33]

I was told both the spa itself and the parkinglot of the actual spa were being monitored. I asked the girl who I saw who did not want to be named so her boss would not get mad, and she confirmed as much and told me. She was worried and would be leaving soon.

So I chatted with Amy & the MMS today about this issue.

Turns out that Cindy was not happy being at Rose. She did not like Amy.

Cindy was making things up, causing trouble to hurt the business, and specifically to hurt Amy.

Cindy is no longer at Rose Spa.

She is gone as of today.

MMS said new girl arriving tonight, to help Amy.

If you are still scared I understand. It is what it is.

Cindy is opening her own place, in an apartment.

I would suggest going to help Amy & the new girl.

Amy told me that Cindy was stealing from Rose, claiming half hour when she did an hour, stealing from a Lili & Amy.

Amy is so sad and distraught over everything.

Each to their own. Do what makes you feel safe.

[Serpico99]

Just looking out since I was told by a reliable source to stsy away from Rose in falls church right now and that small parking lot that LEO is monitoring. I was there in the last 48 hours and was told this which spooked me, so just passing on the info.

Be safe out there.

These Chinese AMP owners are really oblivious to some of the spots they pick to host a "parlor". I know this location where Rose Spa is located as a big boned Korean named Lisa use to work out of there. She did not have much foot traffic at that spot because she UTR. This spot is next to a residence (which is going to raise suspicions among the resident next door seeing guys at all hours going in and out) and parking is a hassle if you don't park in their driveway. So I can see why they are being scrutinized now.

[Caspian33]

I had seen candy finally about a month ago? Before she left.

Fantastic figure, and face. Very friendly, very fun. The only gripe I have is the no real table, and having to crane your next to either side during the massage.

A table + that experience = unrivaled for the cost.

I only had the hand finish, but she threw her leg over and pushed her ass up over my face and smothered my face which made me pop in fucking no time LOL.

Will def go back to see her when she comes back.

Normally I just local zy in wood bridge. Get exactly what I want for a reasonable price. I text mamasan and set it up, never an issue. Need more places in Dumfries / Woodbridge like this if anyone has good intel. Not a fan of like pine or r1 or oasis. Used to, but to loveshack and not enough massage for me.

Go see Amy, text first.

Let her know you want a serious massage. She will give you a full hour of a truly great massage.

She wants a good tip though for it. She told me it's a lot more work than having fun. LOL.

Figure 80 to 100 should cover.

[TomPayne25]

I am sharing a little information and advice I was given by a Korean provider yesterday. She said there's fewer girls available to work because of the crack down on illegal immigrants. She said many either have expired visas or no green card, so they left. (Conversation came up because I asked why she was there alone when usually there's 2 girls or 1 girl and Mamasan.)

Her advice is to call first (to any AMP, not just hers) because they might be short staffed. Walk-ins could find themselves waiting inside or being rushed through, according to her.

Most of us do this already, but I wanted to share this information to help out some of the newer mongers.

[TomPayne25]

I had seen candy finally about a month ago? Before she left.

Fantastic figure, and face. Very friendly, very fun. The only gripe I have is the no real table, and having to crane your next to either side during the massage.

A table + that experience = unrivaled for the cost.

I only had the hand finish, but she threw her leg over and pushed her ass up over my face and smothered my face which made me pop in fucking no time LOL.

Will def go back to see her when she comes back.

Normally I just local zy in wood bridge. Get exactly what I want for a reasonable price. I text mamasan and set it up, never an issue. Need more places in Dumfries / Woodbridge like this if anyone has good intel. Not a fan of like pine or r1 or oasis. Used to, but to loveshack and not enough massage for me.

ZY in Woodbridge IS a great spot and often easy to get in. I stopped going for personal reasons regarding their operation.

(PM if curious but prefer not to post due to its my opinion and not an absolute bad thing about ZY.)

Bella and Tiffany seem to be the favorites with good massages and L1+ finishes. Tiffany said no FS, and no BJ, "nothing goes inside us."

I haven't found any other places in Woodbridge as fun or affordable but still looking.

[CommandF]

Glad to hear they got rid of that smell. Wonder if they got rid of the user too? On positive note, at the rates suspected user asked for, it wasn't wrong to answer with, "you must be high to think I'll pay that. ".

Anyway, thanks for your very thorough review. I had fun the first time I visited and disappointed at idea of taking that place of the rotation. Your report lets us know who to ask for and acceptable tips for services. FWIW, I don't do BBBJ or FS, so I trust I can get my fun for house + <130.

Thanks again for sharing.

I always tell dudes that they should make their own rate if they can lower. Not saying to nickel and dime but if a 60+ year old is trying to get you for $100 for an L1 or $200+ for CFS, just tell them that you'll take a $60 handy. Again, it's a YMMV but I've literally gotten BBFS from some of these older ladies for $140 on their offer. I didn't even pressure her, I just asked how much it would be and when they told me $200, if they're not worth the price, then I will counter $60 for a handy.

Sometimes it's a $60 handy that I feel good going home with, sometimes, it's a home run and I get an upgrade at a fraction of the price. NOW, I'M NOT ADVERTISING TO PRESSURE OR COERCE any of these hardworking women—if they say no, that's fine and I accept their boundaries the first time they mention it.

However, don't sell yourself short either gents and its not the same as orgs with firm pricing. You're the customer, they're trying to sell you something. Act accordingly.

[LoveFromFrank]

Just looking out since I was told by a reliable source to stsy away from Rose in falls church right now and that small parking lot that LEO is monitoring. I was there in the last 48 hours and was told this which spooked me, so just passing on the info.

Be safe out there.

A little vague but I'm a coward so that's enough for me to pass on it for now. If they're monitoring, then I'm sure it'll be on the local news as the media can't help but blow these things out of proportion. A source would be helpful in making this a genuine worry or just a bad coincidence parking by LEO.

[DCraven]

I plan to see Cindy early next week so want to make sure of the safety. I know the nearby parking lot belongs to the burrito shop, who has been complaining about mongers parking there. They have sent letters to the parlor. So the spa has been telling customers to park either on the street or at the spa's backyard. If LEO just monitors that parking lot, it's most likely about the parking beef. If LEO monitors the spa instead, it will be totally different story. So I want to know what exactly your source told you?

I was told both the spa itself and the parkinglot of the actual spa were being monitored. I asked the girl who I saw who did not want to be named so her boss would not get mad, and she confirmed as much and told me. She was worried and would be leaving soon.

[Caspian33]

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