Massage Parlor Reports

[Shogun Hua]

I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.

I saw a good review on Yuki for giving good massages. She used to be at One Spa and should be at Good this month.

[Island S1]

So the Mama san there messaged me that they had a new girl so I was a little curious the picture she sent me looked decent but the quality was weird because it was from android to iPhone. Anyways we agreed on a price for 1 hr. When I got there what I saw was a bit different. Mind you bobo has had reviews on AMPreview that seemed decent but for me it was just not the experience I usually have at jasmine. The last two girls I saw at jasmine were candy and ivy and they were both bombshells. Bobo was a bit thicker girl with firm C's from what I can tell but natural and what looked like also either she got lipo or she had a C section that healed weird. During the massage it was alright very light handed but that was ok I was just trying to relax we moved on to the session here Head game was decent, CFS was meh, tell me why she was on her phone a lot texting what it seemed like other patrons, and talking to the other girl that was there too also not much of a looker. I hate to kinda write a bad review but I was put off especially mid way through the session she stops to hawk out some spit.

I was at that point done. Finished went home showered I just felt off put. The vibe and everything was just bad. I should have went to good cause they were offering the same price for an hr with a girl I've seen the last time I was there. I just happened to be closer.

Lesson learned. Not saying jasmine is bad they usually have really good girls but the rotation this time was not it for me.

She might fit the bill for some other people so don't let this stop you from going. I will just not be going until they rotate again.

[AmpluckyCat]

I honestly say that I've been pretty lucky with the sessions I've been having in both Renton and Everett. But, I've had some less than stellar sessions over the past couple of month. On 23 Jan25, I had a session with Linda at Renton that wasn't bad, but her body was such a disappointment. On 14 Jan25, I have a horrible session with Apple at Shanghai. It was so bad that, in the middle of her BJ, I texted Alyssa to send in a replacement immediately; Bella saved that session. Finally, on 12 Dec24, I had my first session with Luka at Good. Luka's issue was that she was easily distracted and I had to constantly keep her on task.

Thanks for the info, ALC.

I'm unable to find a "less than awesome" review of the Renton spots from you. Can you give us an example of a girl you didn't like recently? That's just as helpful (at least to me) as knowing who you like. Thanks!

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Thank you for this veritable treasure trove! A few comments.

While Crystal Asian has been reliably CBJ / CFS for me, the talent has varied wildly. The last two visits sucked and they're off my list for a bit. Friday saw a relatively cute MILF that just beat the shit out of me during the massage despite me telling her repeatedly to back off, and the FS was jackhammer and uninspired.

I could sure use a "beat the shit out of me" firmness from a massage LOL. This MILF sounds determined to beat the M back into AMP.

In my outings, I've noticed AMP's are leaning too far into the happy ending aspect nowadays and these girls don't have half a clue as to how to give a decent massage. Thanks for the intel, I'll have to make the trip over that way to Crystal.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Hello I'm new to this forum and would like share with you gentlemen my finding. I came across a newly renovated massage parlor in West Seattle.

Great experience at JM. Hello Kitty is a must try and on my way out two more girl came out to introduce themself, Mia and Nana they give me a kiss and send me on my way.

My Rating.

Body: 5/5.

Face: too cute LOL.

Service: 5/5.

You said this place is over in west Seattle? I coulda swore there was only one JM and it's over in Sodo. Have they've opened a new location? You did say it was newly renovated.

[FlyWaySkyWay]

Not all of us are DirtyFuks.

Seems strange for you of all people to kink shame.

Ahahahaha I was gunna chime in and say his name is certainly fitting. Finding BBFS nowadays from AMP's to Korean agency or apt Gals is damn near impossible…for a decent price anyways.

[SeattleStorm]

How are the ladies there?

Crystal- I wish this place was better because of its convenience, but girls are below average IMHO, and they want to haggle over the tip.

Greenbow. Decent massage and HJ finish but a decent option if that's all you are after.

M Spa- on Juanita HJ / CBJ is possible.

[MJ2023]

Visited Crystal spa and it not bad considering 10 minutes drive for me. Everything went well massage followed by BBJ and CFS.

They also have ATM. Didn't know. Could have save extra trip finding 24 hour ATM nearby.

How are the ladies there?

[Will Shookup]

No BBFS at an Asian AMP is a travesty.

It saddens me that so many get pussy whipped by cfs asian AMP providers. I remember the days when if a AMP girl got a cfs review her business died.

Skin to skin or it isn't going in.

Not all of us are DirtyFuks.

Seems strange for you of all people to kink shame.

[Will Shookup]

I live in Bothell and am disappointed with the options here. Among the four options here (Caviar 1 & 2, Oriental, Sunflower), Sunflower is the best one. But CBJ+CFS doesn't cut it for me, specially since they charge the same fee as that of BBBJ+CFS. If they charged less, I'd have spent half my budget there.

Caviar mamasan Nora is kinda cute, but very shrewd. And it is HJ only place and expect L2 level tips for L1 service.

I don't disagree with any of that.

Caviar is working to bring in some younger talent, but as you note likely still big $$$ for a clothed handy.

[Maharaja24]

Visited Crystal spa and it not bad considering 10 minutes drive for me. Everything went well massage followed by BBJ and CFS.

They also have ATM. Didn't know. Could have save extra trip finding 24 hour ATM nearby.

Not much more. Meaning you'll get the happy ending and that's it.

Similar Service to Good and Tokyo? Never been to either but if the constant hype of those places is real, there's nothing like it in Kirkland.

I believe Crystal Asian Spa is the only FS place in the Kirkland area.

[TinyasianVC]

Hello I'm new to this forum and would like share with you gentlemen my finding. I came across a newly renovated massage parlor in West Seattle.

When I can into the store I see a vey tiny and cute girl open the door for me and introduce her as Hello Kitty. Big smile, beautiful face and sexy body with big tits and small waist. When she looks at you her eyes scream fuck me. As always we start in the table shower. This is a must at JM all their girls get naked and give you full body slides on the table shower with a BBBJ to get you excited for the main course.

We went into the room where she gave me a nice relaxing massage but I couldn't wait so I flipped over and started kissing her and sucking on her tits. She slide down and instantly starting giving me great head. She hopped off the table and got on her knees and motioned me to stand where I started face fucking her and she took it like a pro. She slide the condom on and we started in standing mish and I pounding away watching her tits bounce. Flipped her over and grabbed her by her little waist and beat her cakes for a few minutes. I asked her to finish me off in her mouth so she hopped down on her knees and after a few minutes of her sucking it I grabbed the back of her head and just start pounding her mouth. It only took a few minutes and I grabbed her hair and thrust my cock deep in her mouth and unloaded.

Great experience at JM. Hello Kitty is a must try and on my way out two more girl came out to introduce themself, Mia and Nana they give me a kiss and send me on my way.

My Rating.

Body: 5/5.

Face: too cute LOL.

Service: 5/5.

[HelloWorld08]

Hello!

Where is Yuki located and the rate?

I met Yuki a couple nights ago after my appointment with Selena. Messaged Alyssa about how tall Yuki is, and was asked when I wanted to see her, so I made my appointment for Friday (last night).

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4.0.

YUKI is tall and sexy. Her physique is far from average. Toned body, lovely shape, and some long beautiful legs; she is solidly constructed. Long black hair. Ass isn't flat, but looks great on her athletic body. Kitty is nicely clean shaven. Very firm natural C's. No tattoos.

Age: 26.

HT: 5.68'.

WT: 120 - 130 lbs.

Measurements: 36 C-29-38.

Service Details: GFE, DFK, BBBJ, BLS, FIV, DATY, DATO, CFS.

- BBBJ skills are good. Good technique with lots of eye contact.

- DATY / DATO was very nice with her long legs wrapped around my head. She got upset when I paused the FIV / clit stimulation combo. Asked several times how I liked her kitty as she caressed the back of my head and pulled me closer for more clit action. Very authentic and very wet.

- CFS was incredible. She was very engaged using her legs to achieve positions that some ladies are just too short for. We did: Face-off, K9, Pretzel Dip, Flatiron, CG, Mish, Seashell, and reverse Mish with her on top, and a few others that I don't have names for. She definitely preferred the slower strokes over the strong deep strokes. She was definitely eager to satisfy.

Conclusion: Yuki is absolutely fantastic. Lot of GFE and DFK action. She has an incredibly welcoming personality. Her sexuality is positively infectious; absolutely makes you want to come back for more. And I plan to. Not mention that she told me that she held back on the services a little because this was our first session.

Recommendation: Yes.

[DirtyFuk]

No BBFS at an Asian AMP is a travesty.

It saddens me that so many get pussy whipped by cfs asian AMP providers. I remember the days when if a AMP girl got a cfs review her business died.

Skin to skin or it isn't going in.

[Legendaddy]

Finally, don't ignore Bothell close by. Sunflower has been fairly reliable CBJ / CFS with excellent MILFy talent, although again talent varies. Caviar is mostly legit, but has younger talent now and again; mama-san texts me when they have "new girl, very beautiful" and tells them what I like. Oriental Lotus is. Interesting. VERY public entrance, but braless spandex-wearing mama-san does a decent CBJ.

I live in Bothell and am disappointed with the options here. Among the four options here (Caviar 1 & 2, Oriental, Sunflower), Sunflower is the best one. But CBJ+CFS doesn't cut it for me, specially since they charge the same fee as that of BBBJ+CFS. If they charged less, I'd have spent half my budget there.

Caviar mamasan Nora is kinda cute, but very shrewd. And it is HJ only place and expect L2 level tips for L1 service.