Massage Parlor Reports

[Ashoka]

I had pretty much the same experience. I called ahead to make sure I got Jojo, but of course no guarantee. With places like this if there's a really popular girl in residence they're going to throw any business they can to the other girl. It took me a bit to figure out it wasn't Jojo. The shower was very perfunctory. First time I got a standing shower in a table shower room. She just wanted to wash the bits and pieces and get back to the room. She was probably early to mid 30's, friendly, natural B cups and a decent but not banging body. No English, all comms through translation app. She put effort into the massage at my request but it wasn't really her thing. On the flip she offered what I assume is the standard option there. BBBJ and FS for $200 ($40 less for CBJ).

The BJ revealed the biggest difference from Jojo's reports. Not bad but frequent spitting into tissues and wiping me off. A lot of effort to make sure she didn't encounter even one droplet of precum. Switched to CFS and she was a good ride, especially from behind. Afterwards I asked her name and she told me it was Mia. On the way out I met the actual Jojo and I can see the reason for the enthusiastic reviews. She's much smaller and much cuter in the face. But older too. Jojo handled getting the last four of my phone number for the card they keep for repeat visits- she can communicate fine. It sounds like she isn't there anymore though. Too bad. I wouldn't give Mia a negative review. She was nice, ok looking, put effort in, and didn't short me. But nothing special about it, especially for the price. I also prefer an actual shower, massage and nicer facilities. This place has a bit of a recently converted from a CPA's office vibe. Guess I have to drag my ass out to Sterling.

Jojo is now Wendy at Ocean in Sterling. She has been back since Sunday.

Jojo / Wendy is 5'0", 35 years old, solid D cup, natural, maybe 110 pounds, below shoulder length hair.

She is trained in massage, look on the wall for certificate.

Maybe she had an off day with you. I am thinking that you got someone claiming to be Jojo that wasn't.

And the card. Yes they have one where they track your phone number. But it is do unheralded 8th visit free.

I wonder if you have been had. Bait and switch.

[JackRyan1]

Hello. Your mailbox is full.

Wanted some intel.

Jack.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-63650.html

Short details.

Location: Fairfax.

Rate for my session: 100 for an hour, 50 for extras.

Services: Massage- HJ.

Massage quality: Average.

Face: 6/10.

Body: 8/10.

Attitude: laidback and quiet.

Would I repeat? Yes.

Long details:

Texted Jessy to see if she was available and said yes but also told me there was a valentine day's special still going on for the month for a Benjamin. Parking at the location wasn't a hassle and it was a brick office building. Jessy opened the door and looked like her photos, early to mid 40 year old Latina. To my surprise she was nicely shaped with a shirt and jeans. You could see how big her ass is in those jeans, lovely sight. She also doesn't speak much English, luckily I do so she was a bit at ease and a bit more open. The room was mid sizes and had a massage table with a couch and table with her gear. The table was nice and clean as I laid down on it. Jessy's massage skills were average to me but it wasn't rushed, more so she took her time with it. She would get oil and apply so decent pressure to me and made sure every part was touched. Usually most masseuses go upper back and then lower back and flip but Jessy would do that but would repeat the cycle with no flip. I did enjoy that she was taking her time with the massage but it came to a point where I wanted it to be over so the main event could start. Finally she tells me to flip and with a nice smile ask if I wanted anything more. I said for a HE and she quoted me 50 more. She grabs the oil and gives me a nice slow strokes with some ball rub. I told her to take her top off and she did. She revealed some nice natural b cups and also lowered her pants halfway to see her thong and ass out. I'm a boob guy but I'm still thinking of her ass in those jeans. I was sucking a licking her boobs while playing with her ass and came afterwards. While cleaning up she told me next time she will give me proper wax on the boys and for me to give her a massage. She gave me a hug and we said are goodbyes. I had a great time with her and will comeback to see if the menu opens up a bit more. Treat the ladies right and stay safe out there yall.

[Endogeny65]

Decided to try out Angela from Latina Paradise this week, and unfortunately, I'd say avoid at all cost.

Chose this place over places like Empire because they advertised the initial fee as. 2 lower. However, when I arrived she said it was $. Should have left right then, but I continued. Laid down and had a joke of a "massage" basically her rubbing my back with some oil and then using some rollers for like 5 minutes at most before the flip. What a joke! Then on the flip asked for a Nova finish and her to take her top off. I forget what the upcharge was for the latter, but it was ridiculous so I said no. Then asked if I could touch her clothed tits while she was giving me the finish and she said 0. 2 for each boob. Wtaf! Again, no way. She also looked a bit rougher than her pics. It was definitely her, but her face looked different and her eyebrows were hideous (drawn on). Definitely avoid, and I'm about done with these Latina massage places. The Asian places are much better value and they treat you like a king in comparison.

[SillyBill]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nas-73288.html

Has anyone heard of this place? I searched the forum but found nothing. May TOFTT unless someone can save me from a potentially bad decision.

[Novacreeper]

Jojo is now Wendy at Ocean in Sterling. She has been back since Sunday.

Jojo / Wendy is 5'0", 35 years old, solid D cup, natural, maybe 110 pounds, below shoulder length hair.

She is trained in massage, look on the wall for certificate.

Maybe she had an off day with you. I am thinking that you got someone claiming to be Jojo that wasn't.

And the card. Yes they have one where they track your phone number. But it is do unheralded 8th visit free.

I wonder if you have been had. Bait and switch.

Whoever it was,





Was there 2/28
Hmm ok I'll call her girl X- recommend. Definitely not 35

[Caspian33]

Mid afternoon liaison with Jojo at Sun Spa off Gallows.

Fairly discreet. 2 door entry to slip in / out. Rang bell and ms led me to room and I requested Jojo. Stripped down and waited a few and she entered. Very young late 20's Chinese girl 5' 4" 120 lb small natural B / Cs. Below average non CMT rub leading up to a pretty good ST, nothing special. On the flip went right for negotiation. Negotiated for nude BBJ which was probably one of the better non Latin ones I've received with lots of BLS and enthusiasm. Lasted a
Around 20 and I couldn't take it and she stroked me to the finish.

Pretty good session with a younger provider for non GPS price. They have some stamp thing where you go 3 x and get the 4th free (not tip). More on the menu if that's your bag. YMMV..

Jojo is now Wendy at Ocean in Sterling. She has been back since Sunday.

Jojo / Wendy is 5'0", 35 years old, solid D cup, natural, maybe 110 pounds, below shoulder length hair.

She is trained in massage, look on the wall for certificate.

Maybe she had an off day with you. I am thinking that you got someone claiming to be Jojo that wasn't.

And the card. Yes they have one where they track your phone number. But it is do unheralded 8th visit free.

I wonder if you have been had. Bait and switch.

[Novacreeper]

Mid afternoon liaison with Jojo at Sun Spa off Gallows.

Fairly discreet. 2 door entry to slip in / out. Rang bell and ms led me to room and I requested Jojo. Stripped down and waited a few and she entered. Very young late 20's Chinese girl 5' 4" 120 lb small natural B / Cs. Below average non CMT rub leading up to a pretty good ST, nothing special. On the flip went right for negotiation. Negotiated for nude BBJ which was probably one of the better non Latin ones I've received with lots of BLS and enthusiasm. Lasted a
Around 20 and I couldn't take it and she stroked me to the finish.

Pretty good session with a younger provider for non GPS price. They have some stamp thing where you go 3 x and get the 4th free (not tip). More on the menu if that's your bag. YMMV.

HHR 70.

Tip Mr Franklin.

Place: 8. 5/ off the beaten path / 2 door entry / Very clean.

Provider looks: 8/ young / attractive, nice hair & teeth, could use a gym, but not fat at all.

Provider skills: 8/ not too good massage, very good French skills, upbeat personality and engaging.

Only real downer was English was a little challenging but Google Translator's your friend.

[Novacreeper]

Mid afternoon liaison with Jojo at Sun Therapy off Gallows.

Fairly discreet. 2 door entry to slip in / out. Rang bell and ms led me to room and I requested Jojo. Stripped down and waited a few and she entered. Very young late 20's Chinese girl 5' 4" 120 lb small natural B / Cs. Below average non CMT rub leading up to a pretty good ST, nothing special. On the flip went right for negotiation. Negotiated for nude BBJ which was probably one of the better non Latin ones I've received with lots of BLS and enthusiasm. Lasted at 15 and I couldn't take it and she stroked me to the finish.

Pretty good session with a younger provider for non GPS price. They have some stamp thing where you go 3 x and get the 4th free (not tip). More on the menu if that's your bag. YMMV.

HHR 70.

Tip Mr Franklin.

Place: 8. 5/ off the beaten path / 2 door entry / Very clean.

Provider looks: 8/ young / attractive, nice hair & teeth, could use a gym, but not fat at all.

Provider skills: 7. 5/ not too good massage, very good French skills, upbeat personality and engaging.

Only real downer was English was a little challenging but Google Translator's your friend.

[Metloaf]

Except for these words. LOL.

I happened to actually enjoy reading BubbleBoi's entertainingly descriptive report. I personally don't think it was bullshit, as I've gotten exceptionally fun service from some above-average AMP providers for 140-180 in tips, within the past year. So, 160 doesn't seem far-fetched at all, especially for a repeat visit, in my opinion and experience.

Additionally, I've been learning that the information posted in this forum can vary greatly in terms of validity and accuracy. As the wise administrator reminded me once, everything is basically impossible to verify, and this might be by design. Double-edged sword: Plausible deniability and protection when it comes to Mister Law and Uncle LEO, in exchange for the possibility that some postings are bullshit.

Definitely not far fetched.

I don't know BB post but I read the rates mentioned here.

Sasa.

Bobo.

Wendy.

And some great overs some over tip thinking that's way in. Most of these providers are like the weather. Changes every day!

My tip or so called negotiating most $. 3 like a grace because they asked.

And always get top tier service every time I return or when they come back.

So let each dream how they dream. Most on here over tip or maybe say they are so you who can't dream that high, defer a visit.

[JohnsonTouch]

I'm just sitting here eating my popcorn not saying word.

Except for these words. LOL.

Hopefully you guys got it out of your systems and we can return this page back to the reviews and reports of MPs that we prefer to read.
Thanks.

I happened to actually enjoy reading BubbleBoi's entertainingly descriptive report. I personally don't think it was bullshit, as I've gotten exceptionally fun service from some above-average AMP providers for 140-180 in tips, within the past year. So, 160 doesn't seem far-fetched at all, especially for a repeat visit, in my opinion and experience.

Additionally, I've been learning that the information posted in this forum can vary greatly in terms of validity and accuracy. As the wise administrator reminded me once, everything is basically impossible to verify, and this might be by design. Double-edged sword: Plausible deniability and protection when it comes to Mister Law and Uncle LEO, in exchange for the possibility that some postings are bullshit.

[JohnnySalami]

I'm just sitting here eating my popcorn not saying word.

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

[TomPayne25]

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

Hopefully you guys got it out of your systems and we can return this page back to the reviews and reports of MPs that we prefer to read.

Thanks.

[DoYouKnow]

Yes, yes, I hear you, another May Wellness review but this one gets better.

Gents, so when Cindy is out of town, I will take the opportunity to nestle with Cherrie; I have known her since before Cindy came into the picture but in doing so I have missed out on a lot of Nicole's girls in the rotation. Mainly Leah, Aruna the Mongolian, and let's not the forget the well-regarded Amy, all have left. These women were thicker which is not exactly my preference but the other day I walked into Lilly, literally, as she was exiting the bathroom.

I had finished up early so I was chatting with Nicole by the desk observing or a better word would be, mesmerized, as Lilly is jostling back and forth from one room and into the bathroom, back and forth multiple times. Was it for my benefit? Well, she certainly got my attention. She has an odd walk or better yet a wide gate with a very nice vast derriere which immediately heighted my arousal. Very unusual rear section for an Asian and to complement this she is slender and perfectly proportioned, including the upper section. OMG.

(I need to keep this review tame so please try to read between the lines and work with me on this one).

Anyhow while I am staring Nicole gives me a push and a look so to say, "WTF I am talking to you dude" but I could not stop starring.

I had to see this gal..

I will have to attest to Lilly. She sticks around and she will be my ATF without questions. Great tone body, legs are amazing. Great C / D MMS, fits her perfectly. No complaints at all, but I would give her looks an overall 9. She is my cup of tea for a lady. For a young lady, Cherrie looks like a hottie. What more can I say, Nicole picks them perfectly. Keep them safe and hygiene up to the highest standards. May Wellness is unequivocally back in my rotation.

[BubbleBoi402]

What are you doing? I have been reading your posts since day one. You can't even string together the words for a simple sentence much less generate a 6 paragraph John Steinbeck. What is this, did you just wake up in the "East of Eden"?

Look at this garbage!!

1). You are so hard and so big. " She gasped in seduction, lips parting as she squirmed gently.

(in your fucking dreams maybe).

2). . I reached out to her all-natural soft breast of full C size, causing her to moan in pleasure.

(give me a break).

3). The throbbing junior touching her kitty as she was backed onto the massage bed. She let out a noise of surprise to my eagerness.

(You throbbing! , Maybe if you caught that little dick in a mouse trap).

4). She panted with her movements, small moans also leaving her lips.

(I am going to vomit).

5). Cum on me!" My shaft was rock hard and approaching climax as the sensation of her breasts sent me over the edge. "Let me feel and taste your hot cum!

(LOL, you're fucking with us aren't you!

6). I quickly pushed her head down to swallow the entire junior, which burst uncontrollably, sending semen deep in her mouth. She groaned in delight as she was busy sucking and savoring every last drop.

Do you expect us to believe that a gal you paid $160 , a minimum FS tip is going to whisper sweet nothings into your ear? A guy by his own admission in a recent post, admitting that he strikes out 9 out of 10 times and all of a sudden beds the girl of his dreams, a la swashbuckling Errol Flynn!

Keep this Bullshit on the Rubmap site where it belongs!!

Happy to see you get triggered! You want to get back at me because I spilled your beans last time? Keep at it please! Vengeance, I like it! AI generate review? Lmao! You know what, since you are burning with anger, let me engulf you with jealousy as well. My real secret is that I get much more favorable treatment than you at some of your favorite places by some of your favorite providers (past and present). And I never need to write anything for them at all. Enjoy.

[SillyBill]

Has anyone seen this one? https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...use-54437.html.

Her name is apparently "Layla / Lay".

Initial forum search returns nothing, but she's been posting for a while now.