Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Had a scary moment at Lulabee today. Got there at 10 for 1 hr "massage" at 10:30 I hear the door chime so my masseuse left. Then I heard the door chime another 3 times. So I peak up at the screen and see four guys in blue jackets with large white writing on the back. I jumped up to get a closer look at the screen. The backs said Compliance officer. Whew 😥. I'm guessing they where there for inspection? Then I see one more show up at the back door also. I throw my clothes clothes on and decide to go out the back door. The one in the back was an older lady with the same jacket. When I walked around I he corner I did see two more black SUV's one I could tell had more in it or they where officers. Stay safe out there.

I bet your heart was beating!

Can you post this in the Tacoma section?

[Sonny1802]

Had a scary moment at Lulabee today. Got there at 10 for 1 hr "massage" at 10:30 I hear the door chime so my masseuse left. Then I heard the door chime another 3 times. So I peak up at the screen and see four guys in blue jackets with large white writing on the back. I jumped up to get a closer look at the screen. The backs said Compliance officer. Whew 😥. I'm guessing they where there for inspection? Then I see one more show up at the back door also. I throw my clothes clothes on and decide to go out the back door. The one in the back was an older lady with the same jacket. When I walked around I he corner I did see two more black SUV's one I could tell had more in it or they where officers. Stay safe out there.

Yup, with all these crazy lay offs and immigration sh*t going on. I'm having to scale back and have second thoughts about taking the risks for this hobby! (1) the chances of ICE bust I think is much higher now. (2) there is soooo much traffic in and out that the sweat on those tables don't even have time to dry out before the next run. Wink wink; Think about sanitation. (3) it's not cheap and with what's going on in the market, it's hard to justify $$ for an hour (possibly more). So with that, I'm laying low for now. But that's just my thoughts. Stay safe guys!

[BaconHillDad]

Was driving down Rainier tonight and noticed what seemed like a new massage place on the NE corner of 23rd and Rainier. Anyone checked it out already? If not, I might be able to TOFTT next week.

[NeedsGlasses]

It is great to visit one of these sure-thing places that seem to be more prevalent in Everett or Renton. They are a lot of fun and you have a very good chance of a very satisfying visit. With such high volume and casual access comes increased risk. But there is another way.

I'm in the middle, in Ballard. Ballard AMP reviews are seldom featured here and when they are they are lackluster.

However you can do better by putting in a little time. Find a place near your home that maybe offers at best a handy on first visit. Find a place that is stable with a lower turnover, as opposed to new girls every month. Make a few half hour visits and find your favorite masseuse. She may be young she or may be a MILF.

Visit her a few times. Be nice. Always be clean. Always be a gentleman. After a few visits make some gentle requests for more. If more is offered tip appropriately. With a relationship like this you may be surprised how far you get. With low volume like this your risks are less, as are hers.

I have had three ATFs like this. Yes, it took a little investment of my time but the rewards have been spectacular. I generally keep in touch over WhatsApp. My first was a MILF who moved away after several years. My second was young, under 30. She has gone fully legit and is doing nails and facials now. She moved away and I have not been able to visit her since although we keep in touch. Number 3 is current for a couple of years. She moved to a legit place and is UTR now with very few non-legit clients.

No point is sharing, because you won't get much until you earn that trust. Just sharing my experience.

[GoldMinerLxv]

Geez I know you mongers are crazy about all those great FS places.

But for those who actually want a Massage (with or without HE), it's close to impossible to find related reports reading through hundreds of posts here.

My go-to used to be Maple Village in you dist but they turned into a FS place too (recommendation appreciated too).

If she's still there, I've always had a great massage and HE with Lucy at Li Asian on California and she's ok with roaming too. But it's been a year since I last saw her.

[Asdzzz]

Geez I know you mongers are crazy about all those great FS places.

But for those who actually want a Massage (with or without HE), it's close to impossible to find related reports reading through hundreds of posts here.

My go-to used to be Maple Village in you dist but they turned into a FS place too (recommendation appreciated too).

Monica Spa near Factoria is decent on massaging.

Can confirm they are not a FS place.

[PkShow]

Had a scary moment at Lulabee today. Got there at 10 for 1 hr "massage" at 10:30 I hear the door chime so my masseuse left. Then I heard the door chime another 3 times. So I peak up at the screen and see four guys in blue jackets with large white writing on the back. I jumped up to get a closer look at the screen. The backs said Compliance officer. Whew 😥. I'm guessing they where there for inspection? Then I see one more show up at the back door also. I throw my clothes clothes on and decide to go out the back door. The one in the back was an older lady with the same jacket. When I walked around I he corner I did see two more black SUV's one I could tell had more in it or they where officers. Stay safe out there.

[ShopVac]

Your best bet is some of the ladies who advertise for massage on craigslist. Can't help you on specifics but I've found that most of the time you get a decent massage and a stroking at the end.

The indy white ladies on average give a better massage than the orgs ever do anyway.

Jasmine Spa on University way in the udistrict,. Have had good massages there in the past. 60.00 +tip. I think they also have an affiliation with LA moon on Jackson near 12th. If you get annie she is a really good provider or Mandi. Not sure about the curerent providers as its been a while since I was there last. Good luck.

[Marko Ramius]

Your best bet is some of the ladies who advertise for massage on craigslist. Can't help you on specifics but I've found that most of the time you get a decent massage and a stroking at the end.

The indy white ladies on average give a better massage than the orgs ever do anyway.

[Priapus77]

Geez I know you mongers are crazy about all those great FS places.

But for those who actually want a Massage (with or without HE), it's close to impossible to find related reports reading through hundreds of posts here.

My go-to used to be Maple Village in you dist but they turned into a FS place too (recommendation appreciated too).

The issue I see with that is the ladies rotate so much. I also suspect they may not drive the repeat rate that the owner / operators are wanting. You may do better looking into the AAMPs though of late their massage portions have been less than stellar.

There was a lady at Garden Spa Massage in Pinehurst that gave an amazing massage and with limited end service options. She was only there for a month, as typical. I failed to get contact info though so I have no idea where she has ventured to. Though I would be interested in knowing where this is available.

[WardXX]

Geez I know you mongers are crazy about all those great FS places.

But for those who actually want a Massage (with or without HE), it's close to impossible to find related reports reading through hundreds of posts here.

My go-to used to be Maple Village in you dist but they turned into a FS place too (recommendation appreciated too).

[AussieFury]

Looks like there's plenty of positive press for Hatti and Winnie at Good this month, nothing on their 3rd gal, Candy.

I reviewer her twice and yes, she's awesome.

[CamelToe2000]

Looks like there's plenty of positive press for Hatti and Winnie at Good this month, nothing on their 3rd gal, Candy. Tried her out yesterday and was not disappointed. I'd guesstimate mid to late 20's for age, big manmade cans and nicely HWP elsewhere. Cute face, almost looks Japanese to me for some reason that I can't really explain. Checks all the usual service boxes with the added bonus that she gives an excellent legit massage. No half-hearted skin rubbing BS here- she oiled me up, straddled my back, and really got in there with hands, forearms and elbows from head to toe.

I usually just do the standard 1-pop 200, but this time did 300 for full hour MSOG, with the lengthy massage between rounds having the bonus effect of give junior time to recover for the second round. As usual the place was popping, but to my recollection she only left once to get someone settled (mid-massage, not mid service.).

Excellent visit overall, I'd happily repeat.

[ACupOfJava]

I have confirmed that "Hatti" that we have been calling is actually "Heidi" she actually corrected me when I asked, haha.

I know I am going to sound like a broken record, but man is she the hottest provider I have ever been with.

Went in around lunchtime, saw Alyssa and told her I had an appointment but she looked confused. So I guess calling in doesn't really matter? I'm not sure.

There were a few cars but Hatti was available and had an hour session.

Previously, she was rushed due to the queue line of requests, but today was a very nice time.

GFE to the max, made you feel like the best of the best, which was very amazing.

Overall, the service is accurate to everyone else's post.

Last day is, as usual, the end of the month. She is assigned to go to LA and won't know if she will come back until she gets a notice, so good luck to you all!

Winnie is also a great choice as she is very charming in service, so don't feel down if you couldn't get Heidi.

[AussieFury]

Anyone have any intel on these places? I believe they are run by the same people and they advertise Latina girls. Looking to switch up from the usual Asian persuasion but I don't know what to expect. Anyone here tried these places recently?

New location, same nonsense.

Unattractive, overweight, mostly Latina / American providers.

Overcharge, underperform, rush.