Massage Parlor Reports

**BurgerGrillle** · 04-13-25 16:01

Hello brothers passing through in June sometime and been looking for a non Asian or a legit LMT that does a standard finish spotted this one on Craigslist.

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/hws/d...842041799.html

**LuvNHookers** · 04-01-25 23:09

Originally Posted by ProwlerDaddy [View Original Post]

I had a dream I went to Q and met with a short enthusiastic in her mid 40's Yo yo? Decent massage but nothing to write home about. Great teasing and on the flip quoted 1 duck 40 chicks for L3. Everything covered (DATY on menu but didn't partake) but I expressly say BYOC because she always pulls out the same red hat that I'm highly suspicious from. Over all good dream, woke up easy in and out with very little traffic. Will repeat.

You know there's a forum for Portsmouth, right?

**ProwlerDaddy** · 04-01-25 10:44

I had a dream I went to Q and met with a short enthusiastic in her mid 40's Yo yo? Decent massage but nothing to write home about. Great teasing and on the flip quoted 1 duck 40 chicks for L3. Everything covered (DATY on menu but didn't partake) but I expressly say BYOC because she always pulls out the same red hat that I'm highly suspicious from. Over all good dream, woke up easy in and out with very little traffic. Will repeat.

**LatinLuver87** · 03-31-25 16:07

Originally Posted by LunaticSpeach [View Original Post]

Have visited in the past to see Yo Yo. It's a great place to relax and then get some grub at Twisted Crab. Called ahead, but unfortunately she wasn't there. Instead, it seemed MMS was only one there, albeit it was 7:30 pm. She didn't look bad for her age, so decided to proceed with a HHR visit. She knew what I was there for since I was specifically asking for previous girls, so massage lasted a quick 7 minutes, however I asked her if she could do soft touch, at which point the teasing finally kicked in. She hit all the best spots with just the right amount of pressure. It was fantastic, her reach around really got me going so I finally turned around. She asked if I wanted. . . "pointing to her mouth", to which I gesture everything with the universal circle and finger insert. She nods no, so I ask to kiss her below and she agrees. She did not look bad for her age and as a mid 30's guy, I was looking forward to a whole MILF scenario. I was not dissapointed as she was still fresh, shaven, and delicious. She kept going until I started saying I was going to pop and she thought it meant stop..

This is a stolen review from another site, and not his. All credibility out the window.

**AGuyInNorfolk** · 03-15-25 09:28

Thanks for posting this. Appreciate the well written review.

Originally Posted by ImmaculateBbbj [View Original Post]

I've visited twice, each time with Anna and opted for Table Shower. First time did not get any extras, because I do like a decent massage too so I wanted to focus on that. Definitely recommend based on that experience, massage was thorough and attentive. Deep enough to be genuinely therapeutic but also very relaxing. Hot stone was offered and accepted. Word of caution with that the stones came out very hot and I had to tell her twice it was too much. On the first massage, no flirting or small talk, very minimally teasing or grazing of the relevant areas. The kind of massage where at different place you'd wonder if she was just being thorough or letting you know more was available. I tried a little aural feedback and shifting position to let her know I liked it but that didn't seem to prompt her to go further, which was fine. However after the flip she did point and ask if I wanted "extra" but I declined. Went to the table shower, which was just fine and she really didn't spend any extra attention on me probably because I had already declined. Second time (about 3 weeks later) I opted for table shower first. This time I was much more vocal about where I liked to be touched, and wasn't shy about letting her see when I was getting excited. Table shower quickly got me to full mast, which she commented on with a smile. She was more friendly and talkative this time, but no extras or offers during the TS itself. Back in the room, had another good massage. Again the grazing and teasing was minimal. At the flip she offered and this time I accepted. I also gestured to see if I could get her to take her top off but she declined. During the finish, I let my hands wander over her clothes, but she did not make any indication that any under the clothes action was going to be welcomed, so I let it go because I don't like to be pushy on that front. Technique was nice, but pretty straightforward. If you want a real massage and maybe every so often get finished off when you need it, this place and Anna are 8/10. If you're more interested in the erotic side 5/10 just due to the fact that there doesn't seem to be much on the table except for basic happy ending, but YMMV.

**ImmaculateBbbj** · 03-14-25 18:07

I've visited twice, each time with Anna and opted for Table Shower. First time did not get any extras, because I do like a decent massage too so I wanted to focus on that. Definitely recommend based on that experience, massage was thorough and attentive. Deep enough to be genuinely therapeutic but also very relaxing. Hot stone was offered and accepted. Word of caution with that the stones came out very hot and I had to tell her twice it was too much. On the first massage, no flirting or small talk, very minimally teasing or grazing of the relevant areas. The kind of massage where at different place you'd wonder if she was just being thorough or letting you know more was available. I tried a little aural feedback and shifting position to let her know I liked it but that didn't seem to prompt her to go further, which was fine. However after the flip she did point and ask if I wanted "extra" but I declined. Went to the table shower, which was just fine and she really didn't spend any extra attention on me probably because I had already declined. Second time (about 3 weeks later) I opted for table shower first. This time I was much more vocal about where I liked to be touched, and wasn't shy about letting her see when I was getting excited. Table shower quickly got me to full mast, which she commented on with a smile. She was more friendly and talkative this time, but no extras or offers during the TS itself. Back in the room, had another good massage. Again the grazing and teasing was minimal. At the flip she offered and this time I accepted. I also gestured to see if I could get her to take her top off but she declined. During the finish, I let my hands wander over her clothes, but she did not make any indication that any under the clothes action was going to be welcomed, so I let it go because I don't like to be pushy on that front. Technique was nice, but pretty straightforward. If you want a real massage and maybe every so often get finished off when you need it, this place and Anna are 8/10. If you're more interested in the erotic side 5/10 just due to the fact that there doesn't seem to be much on the table except for basic happy ending, but YMMV.

**SimpleSimonS** · 03-07-25 22:34

So I didn't have the best experience at Traditional today. Had some time this afternoon and decided I scratch the itch. I walk in and I'm met by an I'd say wary 30's provider. Not a spinner but not chubby somewhere in the middle would best describe her. Decent look and looked like she had a decent top!

Spoke English very well! Well enough to ask me several times if I've been there before I tell her no and I am just there for then half hour. She takes the house and says hold on 5 minutes while taking me to the room saying it's lunch time. I had a few minutes so no big deal I get prepped and get on the table. She comes back and asked again if I've been there before. Now I'm almost spooked thinking why do you keep asking me this? Then she asked who I seen last time I was there, what did she do, and how much I tipped.

At this point Big head was ready to leave! Too many red flags! But I little head still had control. And tell her I didn't know her name (which I didn't cause I rarely ever ask) but just said she was young and gave a good massage. Started massaging but she had like vinyl gloves on which was weird! Kinda felt like she was rubbing a used condom on me LOL!!

Did give a ok massage and I'd say Ok very loosely cause I could tell she was really watching the clock! She said she was going to use lotion for my arms and didn't use a lot of oil on the back that I could tell? But again she had gloves on and it was just weird. I don't know why I stayed at this point Jr had left the conversation. From lack of interest from the nonexistent teasing. She flipped me and didn't attempt clean off the oil!

Tapped Jr that was Available for any extra curricular activity. Then say you tip now! So at this point I thinking well dam I'm here idk when I'll be able to come back so might as well try and make the best of it. I get the tip and she started with Jr trying desperately to wake him up. Nothing she is doing is working all gloved L1 might I add. So I start OTC on the bottom and she says ok only outside. Still nothing from Jr so I move up and she jumps away and say no I'm ticklish? I was ready to get up at this point but she lets me pull up her shirt. And says ok if this helps. But it only the shirt came up! The Bra stayed in place. So I stop her and say it's ok attempting to get up. Then she lets me kinda take one of the girls out. But says look no touch.

She is trying to act flirty this entire time as I am trying to warm her up to what needs to be done to get me done. But she is pushing my had away and saying ticklish!! I'm not even the aggressive type what so ever! Long story short she got tired claiming I had 5 minutes left so I DIY to do the deed. What a disappointment! I need to be more assertive and say no when things are not going as they should and just leave! That was a waste of time almost to the point I would never repeat.

But the last few times in there it was nothing like this! One time had me ready for another dream as soon as I got afford it! The time after that had a different young provider she was a spinner! Who only fell a little shorter than the time before as far as experience! Those last two times were great! Not so much today! I need to just chalk this time up to the game cause not all dreams are going to good! There will be nightmares!!

Again I don't get names cause I don't ask but she is really short not bad looking at all probably early 30's. I will repeat but if I see her I will not and just leave! Happy hunting!!

**LunaticSpeach** · 03-01-25 17:09

Have visited in the past to see Yo Yo. It's a great place to relax and then get some grub at Twisted Crab. Called ahead, but unfortunately she wasn't there. Instead, it seemed MMS was only one there, albeit it was 7:30 pm. She didn't look bad for her age, so decided to proceed with a HHR visit. She knew what I was there for since I was specifically asking for previous girls, so massage lasted a quick 7 minutes, however I asked her if she could do soft touch, at which point the teasing finally kicked in. She hit all the best spots with just the right amount of pressure. It was fantastic, her reach around really got me going so I finally turned around. She asked if I wanted. . . "pointing to her mouth", to which I gesture everything with the universal circle and finger insert. She nods no, so I ask to kiss her below and she agrees. She did not look bad for her age and as a mid 30's guy, I was looking forward to a whole MILF scenario. I was not dissapointed as she was still fresh, shaven, and delicious. She kept going until I started saying I was going to pop and she thought it meant stop. She hops off for a second, until I explain that wasn't what I meant. So she hops back on and finishes the deed. She was pleasantly surprised by how much came out. She starts making basic conversation and asks if I have banged any of the previous girls, with a smirk I say 'maybe' to which she laughs and says, next time I'll fuck you. Deal.

**Rydin** · 02-17-25 09:22

Originally Posted by JSummers23 [View Original Post]

Where do you go for L3 in Ports? I've been trying to find some good places in Norfolk but to no avail. Any help would be appreciated.

Ya it's real funny take your pick if you don't mind banging 50 year old that wear wigs. That's the only funny part.

**Randytomcatt** · 02-17-25 07:55

Originally Posted by JSummers23 [View Original Post]

Where do you go for L3 in Ports? I've been trying to find some good places in Norfolk but to no avail. Any help would be appreciated.

You're funny. RTFF.

**JSummers23** · 02-13-25 01:09

Originally Posted by YouthScar [View Original Post]

Went to blue moon formally known as 7 eleven. 60 minute massage. So so on massage. She did work on my trouble spot I pointed out. I gave her. 60 tip before it started just because. I never know what best way to hold onto the tip. Keep it in my pants and tip afterward or give them the tip after negotiations? It gets awkward for me. Please let me know your best practices.

So to the extras. Like I said I gave her. 60 up front only wanting L1 and that's all I got. Very mechanical. No UTC roaming allowed. Was offered L2 for $.20 but I only brought the .60. The $.20 seems a bit steep as I can get L3 in P-town for $.40. What y'all think? Not a lot of personality here at the Blue Moon.

Where do you go for L3 in Ports? I've been trying to find some good places in Norfolk but to no avail. Any help would be appreciated.

**Ken551** · 02-12-25 05:54

Originally Posted by SimpleSimonS [View Original Post]

So I had a wonderful time at traditional massage on Little Creek the other day use some pro tips from another member and wow I will repeat. Had a great time PM for details.

I'd love to know the location and details.

**SimpleSimonS** · 02-11-25 22:08

So I had a wonderful time at traditional massage on Little Creek the other day use some pro tips from another member and wow I will repeat. Had a great time PM for details.

**YouthScar** · 01-30-25 11:53

Went to blue moon formally known as 7 eleven. 60 minute massage. So so on massage. She did work on my trouble spot I pointed out. I gave her. 60 tip before it started just because. I never know what best way to hold onto the tip. Keep it in my pants and tip afterward or give them the tip after negotiations? It gets awkward for me. Please let me know your best practices.

So to the extras. Like I said I gave her. 60 up front only wanting L1 and that's all I got. Very mechanical. No UTC roaming allowed. Was offered L2 for $.20 but I only brought the .60. The $.20 seems a bit steep as I can get L3 in P-town for $.40. What y'all think? Not a lot of personality here at the Blue Moon.

**Mongermonger** · 01-13-25 12:02

Is how you write a review. Nice job.

MonMon.

Originally Posted by MarblesRB [View Original Post]

Decided to try out Traditional off Little Creek in my quest to find a decent table shower in this area....

Summary: The location both inside and out is good, above par for the area. The MT was good looking, but not that good looking. The massage was meh and the extras were done competently but not worth the price IMO. I would not go again which is a shame because with how clean they keep the TS, they could be a sleeper hit if they focused on the services and weren't so standoff-ish and stuck on the price.