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12-31-24 18:48 #28901
Posts: 143Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]
Kiko felt like a waste of money.
Comfort: there is a resident girl who is strictly focused on money, but they have fun visiting staff from time to time.
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12-31-24 13:26 #28900
Posts: 901Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]
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12-31-24 12:51 #28899
Posts: 1382025 Legit
Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]
2024 Legit was OK not great. I really thought "less" would be "more" but it turned out more was more. That's how I added my 2nd ATF this year.
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12-31-24 12:26 #28898
Posts: 138Strong Massage
Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]
Jenny: New so worth a try.
Kiko: Funny thing is I tried to see her in the past but got sidetracked downstairs at Smooth with a younger / attractive girl. Many visits later finally tried Kiki but the vibe was off so I left. I guess I should give her another shot before May since I've never had a full visit.
Impact: Legit+. Funny enough Papya, across the street had a provider that the entire package showed promise (Not just the massage metric) but eventually gave up because the value just wasn't there.
FairFax Comfort: Don't think I've been here before. I've started keeping an internal list of places that failed because so many times I'll go to a "new" place and arrive to find that I've been here years before and wasn't satisfied.
I was thinking of Mira from the L1 thread but I've hesitated because experience has shown me that the less extras, the lower quality massage. Also I prefer walking in as oppose to scheduling an appointment. All that extra effort (no extras, scheduling) places a lot of onus on the massage really knocking it out of the park, when usually it's just pretty good.
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12-31-24 11:31 #28897
Posts: 122DMV Latina. Worst option in the area?
Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...181&viewfull=1#post6815181.
I've seen that same provider advertise under the name Karol. I got the sense all the providers there are delusional.
Latin Med Spa and FHOH are better options. A lot of the favorites at FHOH have gone though. Not sure what the new crop is like.
I wouldn't end my year or start a new one at DMV.
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12-31-24 10:19 #28896
Posts: 1157Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]
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12-31-24 08:53 #28895
Posts: 134More bites from the Apple
Visited Apple Therapy a few more times with the current crew of Eva, Mimi and Wendy. First had a session with Eva. Face was pretty cute however, overall service was just OK. Asked for my usual of BBBJ which she reluctantly agreed to. Only pulled down her top and did not remove all her clothes. BBBJ itself was fine and finished with CIM but overall just average at best. Next two visits were with Mimi, I think. At the time, I thought she said her name was Amy but when I looked at the bedpage ad, it must be Mimi. Face was of an average Joe or maybe Josephina is more apropos and not as good as Mocha or even Eva. However, her BBBJ skills are pretty good and she can definitely hit that head numbing angle while in 69. Also, her ass tasted pretty good. CIM finish both times and off I went. The first time with Mimi, I saw another girl with tattoos who looked pretty good. I am guessing she is Wendy. I think I will wait for Mocha to return or some of the other girls I saw listed like Sasi, Bobo and Alin.
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12-31-24 00:43 #28894
Posts: 1157B&M Therapy. Rose
After a few months of spending quality time with many 20-something ladies working for numerous agencies in the area, I decided to try an AMP in NOVA to scratch my itch about whether age & experience was more important than youth & hotness. I decided to drop into B&M off Tyco Road in Tysons (not Vienna). I walked in and was greeted by "Rose" who became my technician. She was reasonably attractive and probably mid-40's. Interestingly, she was wearing a tank top and "daisy duke" shorts, which was strange for an AMP. In the interests of research, I decided to proceed.
We started out in the TS, which was very thorough and stimulating, right down to the prostate massage which I didn't need because I no longer have a prostate. Back in the room, she asked me if I wanted to start "face down" or "face up. " I said "face up", which I think surprised her. This decision proceeded to her shedding her top and shorts and beginning a long mutual oral encounter. When she presented her to me, there was a definite abdominal surplus (I. E. : didn't miss many meals) and her womanhood that has been around the block.
But, age & experience prevailed as she finished me with a skillful BBBJ. (I had to explain that, because of my prostate cancer surgery, I no longer "squirt".) I think she understood.
Where does this leave me concerning "older & experienced" versus "young and hot"? The jury is still out. I wished I had an answer.
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12-31-24 00:30 #28893
Posts: 901Originally Posted by Max#01 [View Original Post]
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12-31-24 00:17 #28892
Posts: 515Originally Posted by MackMan86 [View Original Post]
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12-30-24 23:52 #28891
Posts: 1157RM Now Accepting Credit / Debit Cards
Sorry if this is old news. Rubmaps is now accepting credit & debit cards for their VIP access. Unfortunately, not nearly as much details as before. Perhaps FOSTA?
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12-30-24 20:22 #28890
Posts: 77Finally Bibi A Forever Dream
I guess I am starting to have dreams also from being on this site so much. I had a dream that I went to get a massage and moderately attractive older lady answered the door with a smile showed me to a room and asked if I wanted an hour which I said yes. She later returned to the room and asked if I wanted a shower, and again I said yes, I mean this a dream so why not just see what happens. As I drop my towel she sees that I am damn near fully erect and smiles and gives it a few strokes before I lay down on the and she starts to wash me down paying a lot of attention to my ass and balls. She then flipped me over and started to wash my front and giving me strokes the whole while she washes me, which definitely go me fully erect. When we got back to the room I received an ok massage after which she flipped me and asked what I wanted, and for some reason I started to realize that I was in a dream so figured I can make anything happen. I said I would like BJ mam, and she agreed, left the room, came back with something in a napkin, and I said what is that and she said a cover. So I'm thinking this is a dream, there is no way I am using a cover, so I said no cover, and she agreed, and started with some licking which felt great, and she was very enthusiastic about her job. After a few min I stood up and got a towel to place on the floor and she clearly understood the assignment, dropped to her knees, used the wrap and scoop technique and went to work on my little guy. Seeing her almost take Jr. Halfway in her mouth, I could not resist testing the limits.. By the 10th thrust I FF her deeper and she chokes and punches me in the thigh and started coughing She kept saying too big which made me want to do it even more, but even though this is a dream I know to respect my elders so I gave her a break and laid back on the bed where I finished. As she walked me out, her an another lady said bye see you next time, and the other lady didn't seem to bad so I pointed at her said "your next", then I woke up.
Usually I don't remember my dreams, but for some reason I remembered this one in detail. I'm sure I will dream about that place again in the near future.
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12-30-24 17:45 #28889
Posts: 901Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]
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12-30-24 16:57 #28888
Posts: 919I like
Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]
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12-30-24 16:32 #28887
Posts: 258Tableshower Anyone?
For those who view the TS as a significant and major part of the AMP visit I introduce the Vichy shower table. A seven (7) head rain shower bar made with / of Acacia wood table that you're likely to find in only the most well appointed MPs. If anyone comes across anything remotely close to this be sure to let the rest of us know.