Massage Parlor Reports

[Jubba]

Was in the area, horny, and low on funds due to excessive holiday cheer. Just confirming that everything you've read here about her is true. Super sweet MILF / GILF with white pants and white smile. Worthless massage with some teasing. Excellent edging tug. Even had her take a phone call near the end like another monger said. Put her face up close to watch the explosion. 35 for a half hour. I gave 60 total and she was very happy.

[Sal9969]

Try Nikkis massage in woodbridge or manassas, they only give massages, and they can hurt which I like because I work out a lot and I need that. Also the first time I went in a AMP that I figured was a HE place I said I only want a massage, and I left my underwear on, but next time I removed my underwear to be sure it was a HE place, of course it was.

It's hard finding a quality massage.

I've even tried "legit" places and their massages pale in comparison to my ATF's based purely on the massage metric.

Once I tried to "down grade" one of my ATF's to just a massage. I've found that once you've paid X their insulted to receive X-1.

Whenever I try a new review I'm usually disappointed.

My Observations:

1. Legit +.

2. 1 out of 3 AMP.

3. legit.

4. Random AMP.

[Start2]

Did you discuss the option to "downgrade" before you tried it? If not, no surprise to me that you had a poor experience. If the lady is not interested in downgrading then perhaps she becomes a less-frequent repeat experience. The "trick" was to eliminate the "surprise" of her being unhappy (with the fee / tip) or me being unhappy with the service. Communication. And always being nice to the ladies.

PA.

Next time I'll try discussing at entry.

Years ago I tried to discuss at the flip. Back then I gave the door fee at the door and tip after. That way no one is ripped off. But I could see how discussing before the massage might yield a different result then discussing after the flip. Now I just give one time at the door so we both know what's up.

Actually, now that I think about it, when I visit new providers nowadays (the board is great) as long as the vibe is right, I discuss and pay at the door already. If the vibe's off its either the standard door+tip or I'll just leave.

[Proflou2019]

It's hard finding a quality massage.

https://www.anniesmassageva.com/

Presidential Lane, Manassas.

Excellent legit massages, recommend the $125 for 2 hrs.

Lou.

[PilotAviator]

It's hard finding a quality massage.

I've even tried "legit" places and their massages pale in comparison to my ATF's based purely on the massage metric.

Once I tried to "down grade" one of my ATF's to just a massage. I've found that once you've paid X their insulted to receive X-1.

Whenever I try a new review I'm usually disappointed.

My Observations:

1. Legit +.

2. 1 out of 3 AMP.

3. legit.

4. Random AMP.

Did you discuss the option to "downgrade" before you tried it? If not, no surprise to me that you had a poor experience. If the lady is not interested in downgrading then perhaps she becomes a less-frequent repeat experience. The "trick" was to eliminate the "surprise" of her being unhappy (with the fee / tip) or me being unhappy with the service. Communication. And always being nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SnaggedAride]

I texted / messaged them in the morning to make an appointment with them. They texted me right away. I chose the time. I asked who will be providing me. They texted me back with the address & the measurements of my provider Barbie. That was easy. Arrived in the afternoon. This was my first time at Angel East. Got in. Barbie was ready to service me. Paid her the donation for 30 minutes. We both got naked. She had Big C cups / small D cups breasts. She took me to a shower room & washed me with shower gels & her hands. Went back to the room, I played with her big breasts & ate her pussy for 10 minutes. I was hard. She gave me a nice BBBJ and put the rubber on me. Came on top of me & rode me hard. We switched to missionary & I shot my load. A soft massage afterwards. A very good experience. A good kisser too.

[Sal9969]

Can anyone provide any info for this one. There were some grammatical errors I saw that is probably due to her not being from here, but it does make me suspicious for some reason. I would assume this is her direct number, but in the first paragraph she said "we" I'd rather not go through an agency if I don't have to. For some reason I am intrigued by her, and would like to see what all she offers this weekend. Feel free to PM me if you prefer.

Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23344827.html

[PuntaJaco43]

Twas the day after Christmas, a trip to the gallows. Not a monger was stirring not even the owls.

I crept of the stairs to the familiar table and met Sofia, the masseuse in my fable.

She had long dark hair, as most Chinese do but with big eyes, a MILF worthy to screw.

I paid the house fee, half a Ben for thirty then went to the pisser to make junior a sturdy. Sofia ever not a shy trooper followed my notion to pee and went into the pooper.

With the door open wide; not a care in the world I undressed and wondered if she knew what unfurled.

The subtle hint of the sex that would follow soon gave arise to my member.

Locked in on thinking how hard I would bang this chick toward the end of December.

The masssge? Merely foreplay, a soft touch and some smacks to my butt.

She asked me if I felt good and with a wink and a nod I grabbed hold of this ****.

With a nefarious giggle I unbuckled her pants.

Her hairy pussy abore I was consumed by this chance.

I lifted her shirt up for more, my hands around her bra.

But poor Sofia would only let loose a solitary boob for me to awe.

It was all she could muster for it would seem doc knifed at the other to check for a certain medical cluster.

Fair enough one boob was fine. A nice pointy nipple was all mine to dine.

I retrieved a cover, placed her gently on the table with a soft plop.

Applied the cover and proceeded to bury my cock in her pussy nonstop.

She moaned and she moaned saying "wow big" as I could feel her pussy clench wet as an oil rig.

The pressure became too much for me to hold back so I blasted in the rubber and emptied the entire contents of my nutsack.

We panted and breathed as she gave me thumbs up for the sex we achieved.

I tipped her well with a peck on the cheek and told her I'll be back sometime next week.

You have inspired me to take up pen and paper once again but alas I have nothing to cheer about; only a burdensome ATF that is getting old and weary. I need to venture out again to find a new love to master. The new year draws near and with it certainly a newfound darling will be discovered.

Happy New Years to all!

PJ.

[TheOuroboros]

Twas the day after Christmas, a trip to the gallows. Not a monger was stirring not even the owls.

I crept of the stairs to the familiar table and met Sofia, the masseuse in my fable.

She had long dark hair, as most Chinese do but with big eyes, a MILF worthy to screw.

I paid the house fee, half a Ben for thirty then went to the pisser to make junior a sturdy. Sofia ever not a shy trooper followed my notion to pee and went into the pooper.

With the door open wide; not a care in the world I undressed and wondered if she knew what unfurled.

The subtle hint of the sex that would follow soon gave arise to my member.

Locked in on thinking how hard I would bang this chick toward the end of December.

The masssge? Merely foreplay, a soft touch and some smacks to my butt.

She asked me if I felt good and with a wink and a nod I grabbed hold of this ****.

With a nefarious giggle I unbuckled her pants.

Her hairy pussy abore I was consumed by this chance.

I lifted her shirt up for more, my hands around her bra.

But poor Sofia would only let loose a solitary boob for me to awe.

It was all she could muster for it would seem doc knifed at the other to check for a certain medical cluster.

Fair enough one boob was fine. A nice pointy nipple was all mine to dine.

I retrieved a cover, placed her gently on the table with a soft plop.

Applied the cover and proceeded to bury my cock in her pussy nonstop.

She moaned and she moaned saying "wow big" as I could feel her pussy clench wet as an oil rig.

The pressure became too much for me to hold back so I blasted in the rubber and emptied the entire contents of my nutsack.

We panted and breathed as she gave me thumbs up for the sex we achieved.

I tipped her well with a peck on the cheek and told her I'll be back sometime next week.

[BD490]

RickNva. Not that Serpico's recommendations need validation, but either / both Nicole and Celine fit your description to a "t".

Fun massages at standard rates and tips.

Happy Holidays all. And Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Celine 100% worth it. Bring extra cash. Tight body and soft skin. Eager to play. Very attractive 30's Korean lady. Did not care for Nicole. Meets the body requirements, but Celine is far better an option.

[Start2]

Kudos to SSAbq and Serpico for recent discussion.

For those of us who like to be "repeat customers," it is usual to pay upfront the first time, and assuming you usually want the same level of services, a pay at the end is often the norm.

But, I learned a great lesson this year on communication and payment, that may be helpful for other "fixed income" clients.

I like to have a massage appointment twice a week (sometimes more). When I was in a well-paid job, that 'habit' was easily affordable. I fully retired in 2023 and noted my significantly reduced "cash-flow" did not support 2 x $250 a week visits. Sad for me. Many months ago, one time I mentioned my desire for a second appointment but that "cash flow" just was not available -- and the provider reminded she was happy to provide a great massage experience at a much lower rate (for reduced but still very enjoyable level of service). I was flabbergasted (damn, I'm old to use that expression).

She suggested I just leave my "roses" on the table when I arrive -- she'll discretely note how many roses were presented, and she would be sure I had a great appointment. No embarrassment for her or I when I am "less flush than other years" -- and no guess work for her as to how much fun I was expecting.

I discussed this system with other providers that I frequent, and they were equally understanding.

So, I always know I am going to be treated well and have a great time -- and I know the lady is not "insulted" when I leave fewer roses at times. Everyone has a budget.

Happy New Year to all.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

It's hard finding a quality massage.

I've even tried "legit" places and their massages pale in comparison to my ATF's based purely on the massage metric.

Once I tried to "down grade" one of my ATF's to just a massage. I've found that once you've paid X their insulted to receive X-1.

Whenever I try a new review I'm usually disappointed.

My Observations:

1. Legit +.

2. 1 out of 3 AMP.

3. legit.

4. Random AMP.

[LeisurelyMouth]

Gigi isn't not model type but has a nice curvy body and gives off good vibe. Smiles & nice eye contact all the time. 5'2". 100-105 pounds. No belly. Bleached hair. Enhanced B top, small pinkish toppings on them. Nice round bottom which was my favorite part so went a long DATY. She was communicable. Said it was her first time in this town. Maybe that was why I felt extra tightness. After TS, it was on with the show. Offered a variety of menu options so I had such a delightful time. YMMV. Top tier head game & CG rider.

[LeisurelyMouth]

This entire area has roughly 5 AMPs. My destination was empire, went in. Not. Today ladies. A bit older there. Saw signs for more spots so walked around the business area. Anyway, found pinetree as I've read mixed reviews and gave it a whirl. Opened door, stairs up, ring camera bell, and Joy answered. She was actually kinda cool. I honestly wasn't feeling it since I'd been all over the place. It's hit or miss. $60 for. The HR, no TS offer3 d which I'm. Okay with. Decent massage, not too much lower deck play but tbh her outfit and demeanor told me. She's dtf. 8 min in, she asked "what do you want". Not a fan of this for some. Reason. I requested a Polish and she positioned herself on ber knees obliged with a CBJ. Massages afterwards a bit, hot towel. Didn't seem rushed but I'm always an in and out so I rushed out. She said another girl. Works there I didn't catcha glimpse. Mmk if you do por favor.

[PilotAviator]

Kudos to SSAbq and Serpico for recent discussion.

For those of us who like to be "repeat customers," it is usual to pay upfront the first time, and assuming you usually want the same level of services, a pay at the end is often the norm.

But, I learned a great lesson this year on communication and payment, that may be helpful for other "fixed income" clients.

I like to have a massage appointment twice a week (sometimes more). When I was in a well-paid job, that 'habit' was easily affordable. I fully retired in 2023 and noted my significantly reduced "cash-flow" did not support 2 x $250 a week visits. Sad for me. Many months ago, one time I mentioned my desire for a second appointment but that "cash flow" just was not available -- and the provider reminded she was happy to provide a great massage experience at a much lower rate (for reduced but still very enjoyable level of service). I was flabbergasted (damn, I'm old to use that expression).

She suggested I just leave my "roses" on the table when I arrive -- she'll discretely note how many roses were presented, and she would be sure I had a great appointment. No embarrassment for her or I when I am "less flush than other years" -- and no guess work for her as to how much fun I was expecting.

I discussed this system with other providers that I frequent, and they were equally understanding.

So, I always know I am going to be treated well and have a great time -- and I know the lady is not "insulted" when I leave fewer roses at times. Everyone has a budget.

Happy New Year to all.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Is the 280 including her house fee?

It does - 280 all inclusive. Paid towards the end of my dream. Negotiation was up front the first time, but now it's understood and we get straight to it.