Massage Parlor Reports

**Ggggy** · 10-28-24 23:04

Originally Posted by DelukaMcStuff [View Original Post]

So, after several months, I tried Relax Spa again. Totally different massage therapists this time. I know they cycle in and out but usually have one that stays but this place doesn't. Anyway, new older lady, I'd be hard-pressed to think she was less than 45 years old. Not horrible looking, but absolutely nothing to write home about. Actually gave a good massage, was happy about that. On the flip, asked the usual if I wanted a HJ and I just hit her right away with wanting full-service. She came back with oh, too expensive. Explained that I had a lot of clams and wasn't an issue. Ended up settling on 2 clams. Was super laid back, door locked, no rush, just a casual transaction. I wore a raincoat, but I think if I had pushed the envelope at all, she would have been totally fine with me going BB. So anyway, if you like tiny asian ladies, and don't care if they're older and not much to look at, this place is now a legitimate option. Hope it helps some of you other mongers out there.

Had good experiences? Will go back.

**WinonaFan** · 10-16-24 20:47

Any of the spots provide Nuru? Or is there someone independent that does?

**Deluka McStuff** · 08-22-24 09:31

So, after several months, I tried Relax Spa again. Totally different massage therapists this time. I know they cycle in and out but usually have one that stays but this place doesn't. Anyway, new older lady, I'd be hard-pressed to think she was less than 45 years old. Not horrible looking, but absolutely nothing to write home about. Actually gave a good massage, was happy about that. On the flip, asked the usual if I wanted a HJ and I just hit her right away with wanting full-service. She came back with oh, too expensive. Explained that I had a lot of clams and wasn't an issue. Ended up settling on 2 clams. Was super laid back, door locked, no rush, just a casual transaction. I wore a raincoat, but I think if I had pushed the envelope at all, she would have been totally fine with me going BB. So anyway, if you like tiny asian ladies, and don't care if they're older and not much to look at, this place is now a legitimate option. Hope it helps some of you other mongers out there.

**Badgers74** · 06-20-24 05:54

Originally Posted by DelukaMcStuff [View Original Post]

So, I checked out Star Spa yesterday. My first impression was kind of crumby. Sat in waiting room for a good ten minutes before anyone came to greet me, and it was some old guy. The spa itself was uncomfortably hot, like 85 degrees. Finally, get roomed by the old guy (already apprehensive), who said I would need to wait about 15 minutes for a masseuse even though I called and made an appointment. The lady came in, fairly cute, with short shorts but nothing spectacular. Very broken English asked what type of massage I wanted, and told me the price. Gave me a very good massage, definitely one of the best massages I've had at an AMP. But that was all there was. Massage and nothing more. Not even a hand swipe grazed anything. On the flip, more of a good massage, but she made sure I stayed covered the whole time. I put the towel on myself and left a little of myself hanging out, she quickly adjusted that to ensure I was covered up. So. Overall, really good massage, but I didn't get the impression if I became a regular visitor, anything further would be offered. The bottom line is that the atmosphere was about a 2 out of 10. The massage therapist was aesthetically a 6 out of 10. The massage itself was an 8 out of 10. But as for anything further, 0 out of 10. Hope this helps others. Oh, one last thing, massage prices were higher than any others in the area. The one-hour massage was 90 bucks.

I had a similar experience, except I saved some $$. I stopped to check it out this past Monday, but after waiting in the lobby for 10 minutes without anyone coming out to greet me, I walked out. Apparently, that was a wise move.

**Deluka McStuff** · 06-19-24 07:24

Originally Posted by Cattleman [View Original Post]

Anyone try Star Spa lately? A good provider I knew from Eau Claire is there now and curious if there's any extras.

So, I checked out Star Spa yesterday. My first impression was kind of crumby. Sat in waiting room for a good ten minutes before anyone came to greet me, and it was some old guy. The spa itself was uncomfortably hot, like 85 degrees. Finally, get roomed by the old guy (already apprehensive), who said I would need to wait about 15 minutes for a masseuse even though I called and made an appointment. The lady came in, fairly cute, with short shorts but nothing spectacular. Very broken English asked what type of massage I wanted, and told me the price. Gave me a very good massage, definitely one of the best massages I've had at an AMP. But that was all there was. Massage and nothing more. Not even a hand swipe grazed anything. On the flip, more of a good massage, but she made sure I stayed covered the whole time. I put the towel on myself and left a little of myself hanging out, she quickly adjusted that to ensure I was covered up. So. Overall, really good massage, but I didn't get the impression if I became a regular visitor, anything further would be offered. The bottom line is that the atmosphere was about a 2 out of 10. The massage therapist was aesthetically a 6 out of 10. The massage itself was an 8 out of 10. But as for anything further, 0 out of 10. Hope this helps others. Oh, one last thing, massage prices were higher than any others in the area. The one-hour massage was 90 bucks.

**Cattleman** · 06-04-24 16:09

Anyone try Star Spa lately? A good provider I knew from Eau Claire is there now and curious if there's any extras.

**Jaxgrif** · 04-24-24 08:31

Been to the AMP in Sparta a few times. I have always received a HE, and the girls are nice. Although one of the girls will try and upsell every time. Do what you will with that information.

**Badgers74** · 04-14-24 09:33

Originally Posted by WisFunGuy [View Original Post]

Has anyone been there yet?

Many times. Older, and not very attractive, providers. Very little privacy outside (next to Chinese restaurant in busy shopping center) and inside (open spaces, curtains). However, generally a very good massage. Don't expect anything more.

**WisFunGuy** · 04-13-24 11:50

Has anyone been there yet?

**Binder79** · 03-10-24 15:24

Originally Posted by Adam368 [View Original Post]

In the area in two weeks and looking for any recent intel in La Crosse or close by. Any info would be appreciated.

Amy in Sparta. Worth the coin.

**Adam368** · 03-09-24 18:34

In the area in two weeks and looking for any recent intel in La Crosse or close by. Any info would be appreciated.

**Deluka McStuff** · 02-22-24 13:06

So "relax" spa texted me to let me know a new girl was coming in. I figured, hey, it's worth another shot. Upon getting there the regular lady introduced me to the new lady. Absolutely nothing to look at. Told them I wanted the usual one hour and they both came in the room and kept trying to upsell a 4 hand massage. I didn't want the 4 hand, I already had massages from the original lady. After a while they gave up and realized I only wanted one. Massage was not good at all, one of the worst I've had. On the flip was awkward. She kept asking how much. I pushed back a bit and asked about FS, and there was absolutely no chance of that happening. So two ladies there, both stick strictly to no FS, neither are lookers, and both are older. I would strongly advise sticking to the other "known" good spots. I feel based on the last posts on the massage page about farting and belching masseuses, the parlors are really going downhill around here. I've never checked out the Sparta one, so maybe I'll give that a shot.

**JBB101** · 02-14-24 20:41

Originally Posted by Lag80 [View Original Post]

Stopped in and saw a fairly attractive 30 ish massage provider. Took the hour. That was a mistake couldn't get out of there fast enough. Will never return. I wasn't sure at first but it became undeniable. She just kept belching and farting. I mean like in that men in black movie. Long loud disgusting burbs and farts. One time she sat down with her ass pressed against my leg and let loose a big ole fart. Like not trying to hold back at all. Didn't stay the full hour. I tipped only because I felt sorry for her. What ever medical issue she has, I hope she gets it dealt with. I've never run the fuck out of some place so fast. Will never return, really questioning my life choices at this point. I'm done with this hobby. Lag out.

I truly appreciate the candid report, that level of honesty took alot or courage. Thank you.

You did have me ROFL, can't imagine being in your place.

Good luck.

**Lag80** · 02-10-24 16:37

Stopped in and saw a fairly attractive 30 ish massage provider. Took the hour. That was a mistake couldn't get out of there fast enough. Will never return. I wasn't sure at first but it became undeniable. She just kept belching and farting. I mean like in that men in black movie. Long loud disgusting burbs and farts. One time she sat down with her ass pressed against my leg and let loose a big ole fart. Like not trying to hold back at all. Didn't stay the full hour. I tipped only because I felt sorry for her. What ever medical issue she has, I hope she gets it dealt with. I've never run the fuck out of some place so fast. Will never return, really questioning my life choices at this point. I'm done with this hobby. Lag out.

**Watson69** · 01-28-24 18:59

Originally Posted by OldScavenger [View Original Post]

I live in Indiana, and for most of this year I have known a lady and followed her at four AMPs in Central Indiana. She told me today that on the 30th of this month she will move to Sparta, but sadly I will not be visiting her there- an eight hour drive!

She goes by the name of Amy, wears either short white denim cutoff jeans, or very short cutoff denim skirt, with a decorative top, and unlike most of the ladies she shows almost no cleavage. Speaks English well enough to answer the shop phone, knows numbers, prices, etc. And menu- well I'll just say that money talks, but she definitely will not push any limits with someone who is not one of her regulars.

She's yours now, and giving her compliments will earn you extra brownie points!

Saw her. She is a solid provider. Great service DM for details.