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10-07-24 21:24 #26769
Posts: 138Rachel Ella Ember
Originally Posted by Bouinage [View Original Post]
BTW Bouinage, I thought everyone with $ was their type of guy!! LOL.
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10-07-24 21:10 #26768
Posts: 1365Rose has came to Skip
https://skipthegames.com/posts/charl...s/029373220658 I didn't a review on Rose from Tryst just saw her on Skip and wanted to let guys know her ad is real the pix are her no filters its her. I think she said 22 years old. And guys the kitty is so tight and good, get to her before she gets ran through because you already know the brothers coming to hit that LOL. She a sweet chick On Tryst she was 150 QV and well worth it just seeing her nude is worht half of it LOL. I was to much for her so I took it easy on her she was doing some morning. I'm talking myself into going tomorrow. Can't speak on demons and she has a female hot manager they strip together. My buddy did the manager said she was good also. Thats a nice dish have fun guys.
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10-07-24 19:38 #26767
Posts: 1365Jessica no glove no love nice date
https://skipthegames.com/posts/charl...l/399322296252 Today was the big day I contact Jessica everything went smooth I was at her hotel 30 minutes after we started texting. Some guys said she is boring and some say she can't take a big D. For me she was just the oppisite we were like old friends soon as she opened the door. I went over time QV. 140 and after the deed we talked about everything something I don't normally do, but sense reviews said she was out of connect with mongers I stayed a while. She is a lot of fun and good sense of humor had me laughing. She did CBJ of course and its about a 8 she does good BJ. Put condom on and some lube eased in mish and began stroking lightly into pound town, she moaned loud but she wasnt running. Went to doggy it was even tighter and she braced herself but again I took it easy on into pound she was really moaning then but she came hard and so did I. She was fresh out the shower no signs of demons not saying she doesn't but if she does she has the dencency to put it away. The body is amazing nice C cups and big booty. Her pictures are spot on know filters and she looks exactly like her pictures. Looks like a country chick. Pictures are what you see is what you get service was great she's fun to talk to I recommend. I will repeat soon. Maybe when others saw her she was having one of those days or the guy before had got on her nerves. Some times the guy before can ruin things he can be way to big or way to small and mad asking for money back argueing with the provider because they won't do something. These women are broken it doesn't take much to put them in a bad mood. Not taking up for any of them just saying. Give her another try if you didn't like the first shot tell her how she acted I'm sure she will more than make it up.
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10-07-24 17:39 #26766
Posts: 1121Nobody rides a pole like her
Originally Posted by ScTraveler92 [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 17:38 #26765
Posts: 56Originally Posted by HobbyExec [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 17:29 #26764
Posts: 7058I don't know how many times they rejected my legit ads. You aren't really allowed to say anything negative.
Originally Posted by HobbyExec [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 17:26 #26763
Posts: 1047Originally Posted by Bouinage [View Original Post]
I guess that's nothing new in this hobby. I remember back in the good ole days when I found a few providers doing the same thing on EROS. Copying provider ads from one part of the country and posting them word-for-word as their own in another city. The funny thing was I found an ad posted by provider friend I hung out with from time to in Atlanta; her EROS ad was copied and posted by a xXx lady (and part-time provider) in LA that I also knew in passing through my acquaintance with another LA xXx provider.
I guess they think it's not FAKE (or copied) if nobody knows about it.
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10-07-24 17:23 #26762
Posts: 56Posting this because it's fucking hilarious. (Understanding escort ads)
The reading and understanding of Escort ads (especially those on Craigslist) has gotten more difficult. What do all these things mean. How can you know what the individual advertising is really like.
Recently someone else (wish I had thought of it) came up with the following compendium of translations from Escort Ads.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Athletic = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Legendary = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
Tight = Hot dog down a hallway.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Good Rate. Because I'm fat and ugly.
Good Rate = because I have no customers.
I'm available. Because I have no customers.
Special today. Because I have no customers.
Snowbunny = white girl with a pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
Real Pic = Pic of me 12 years and 40 lbs ago.
Actual photo = of someone else.
Recent photo = of someone else.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
Everything safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Ultimate safe GFE = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
Very safe = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
All safe play = no GFE no dfk no lfk no bbj.
YMMV = I don't do it with anyone but make you think it's just you that I won't do it with.
YMMV = I do it with everyone but want you to feel special so I can suck you in for a tip.
Upscale incall = motel 6.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color _ = brown.
Hair length_ = to shoulder.
Eye color _ brown.
Age_ = mature.
Height_ = short.
Weight_ = heavy.
Cup size_ = small.
Measurements_ = large.
Credits: DrRogers (TERB).
Admin, please feel free to delete it if it doesn't belong here.
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10-07-24 16:33 #26761
Posts: 2894Originally Posted by DSandman73 [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 15:31 #26760
Posts: 745Originally Posted by JohhnyBravo [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 14:09 #26759
Posts: 384Holy Butterface!
Originally Posted by Lildevil01 [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 13:10 #26758
Posts: 28I reached out to Max the phone operator. Need to give up some pretty good information. I also reached out to the reviewers on TER, no response from them and then I read their other reviews and it seems as if those reviewers may not be actually visiting with the ladies maybe just a way to jump start some careers. A couple of them look like the ladies who were in Charlotte by the Outlet Mall that would give massages. I have not pulled the trigger because it's 2 $ extra if you want to do incall.
Originally Posted by Murphy69 [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 12:52 #26757
Posts: 288Millie
Anyone seen Millie or her roommate recently? Reached out but got nothing.
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10-07-24 10:07 #26756
Posts: 7058Haven't met her but I have heard mostly positive things about her.
Originally Posted by Lildevil01 [View Original Post]
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10-07-24 10:02 #26755
Posts: 288Betty P
Have any of you gents seen this one?
https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...otte/177108621