Massage Parlor Reports

[Fuzion]

Welp, looks like the new girl Isabella at Royal is already worn out by you guys.

Stopped by Royal this morning based on the recent stellar reviews for Isabella. The reviewers were right about her looks. Petite, GND, around 30's (but can look younger), and some of the most amazing D's you'll ever see on a petite Chinese gal. That's pretty much where the highlights end. She was a total rush job for me. I went in the morning, and mind you I speak the language and I'm above average looks and height, and I ALWAYS get excellent service from C-AMPs. Not this time. I see her walking out a customer just as I was being walked into my room. She pops in, quick hello, then left again to get her supplies. We started making out when she came in, oh man terrible breath (can tell she did not use blue toast), but I was already more or less distracted by her amazing tits. After she got naked and I started to reach under, YUCK her ass is smeared with lube. I don't know what type of clean up she did after the last dude (definitely no shower in between), but I guess she did not even try to clean up at all. Moving on, she kneel down for a decent BBBJ, but the whole time complaining about my pre-cum (this is true), in fact she jumped up halfway and tried to kiss me, telling me she wants me to taste it myself (YUCK x 2).

After a brief BBBJ she popped on the rubber and laid down. And OMG the most fake and annoying dirty talk ever. After a few pumps she kept saying cum for me (In Chinese). I took a pill of course and it's morning time so I'm like uh it ain't going to be that quick. But the theatrics was so annoying I finally just told her to turn around so I can bust it in doggy quick.

After that I requested shower. It turned out to be the most lame ass shower ever. She rinsed me down for a good 15 seconds, then ASKED if I wanted soap. I said of course, I swear she grab some soap and smeared on my dick for 3 seconds and was done.

Total time with her was around 15 minutes, and mind you not because I came quick but because she made it clear from the beginning she was going to rush me out and I was so annoyed I tried to oblige. The whole time she was looking at the monitor both in the room and in the shower, maybe her regular was about to come in or maybe she was spooked by something, I don't know.

I texted MMS and let her know the terrible rush job. She said she will talk to the girl and told me to pick Yumi next time.

Obviously no repeat for me, I never imagined I would get rushed by a C-girl. Oh I gave the standard 200 upfront so it's not like I was haggling or being cheap to get bad service.

Anyway, amazing boobs, but disgusting hygiene and total rush job.

I concur with this review and I no longer trust the other reviewers (we obviously have different taste, nothing personal) who reviewed her.

I saw her and Coco. Isabella definitely looks hotter and has a better BBBJ vs. Coco, but that's about it. 30's, average build, kind of fobby ABG looking, fake tits. Attitude was bad and service wasn't great either (no DFK). Felt rushed, felt fake (listening to her speak in Chinese regularly then fake moan was a turn off), and didn't seem that into it. Probably likes money more than cock.

Coco on the other hand, was the reason why I visited. I thought she would be the Coco from Natures, one I think is my ATF, but she wasn't. This Coco is 40's, fake tits, I don't want to say spinner, but she was like 5'1 or 5'2 so on the shorter side with an average build. I enjoyed my time with her and her pussy is way tighter than Isabella's. Also is great at DFK and seems to enjoy cock. She seemed down letting me CIM then CIP (covered), whereas most girls would just reject you.

Isabella FBSA: 6/7/4/4.

Coco FBSA: 5/6/7/7.

I'd pick Coco over Isabella, every day of the week. And I'm still on the look out for the other Coco, younger 30's, fake tits, sakura / cherry blossom tree tattoo on her side, and is basically a freak.

[Mr Plumber]

this is my chill position. Always to see if the tits spin clockwise or counter clockwise.

My goal with the big titty girls is to get them spinning in opposite directions during missionary. It's a bummer if the girl holds on to her tits instead of letting them free to move, wiggle and spin but oh well. They're her tits.

[Pangy]

Does right spa / Santa ana still push you to do 3 SUMS? The phone lady said they always have 5 young hot beautiful sexy workers always. Haven't been there lately.

My experience at Right has been half the time with them pushing 3 sums. No one gets offended if you decline. Last time it happened Yaya was blowing me and some other girl (not sure who, she was cute) walked in and started kissing me. She whispers, "100 another girl?" I said, "No. " she giggled and left. It was kinda funny.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Is there a new Coco worth seeing? Mia is a crapshoot.

I miss old Coco, she was DFK and I'm sure more. No wonder she's gone.

New Coco is young and hot but when I got her, massage sucked!!

[BraveNuPengwin]

By hot I mean petite with pretty face. Nice ass nice smile.

I used to go to Green sign all the time but since there closure its hard to find good talent for that price.

Who do you guys think are the current ABGs at the shops?

Hasn't been hot girls in years, back in the day when Viets ruled the scene you would get some hotties for 140 mulberries! Those were the days. M.

[NeverBoring]

Called and asked for coco but wasnt available and mindy said jessica was available. Never seen her and read some positive reports, so agreed to jessica. Standard bw process. Lookswise she was nice, and like me otc. Nice supple rearend. But not too responsive. But she is very sensual and knows how to do a explosive HJ. Haven't exploded like that in awhile. Not sure if she loosens up after multiple visits? Mia sounds intriguing. Might try ger next.

Is there a new Coco worth seeing? Mia is a crapshoot.

[Citrus1999]

By hot I mean petite with pretty face. Nice ass nice smile.

I used to go to Green sign all the time but since there closure its hard to find good talent for that price.

Who do you guys think are the current ABGs at the shops?

I don't think you understand the definition of ABG's. There's never been a true ABG at full service MP to my knowledge. Closest I've seen was Baby at Nature but she was not a true ABG by definition. Go to coffee shops if you want to check out ABGs.

[King Kon]

Does right spa / Santa ana still push you to do 3 SUMS? The phone lady said they always have 5 young hot beautiful sexy workers always. Haven't been there lately.

I have only been twice, but neither time did they push me for a 3 some.

I've been to one other place where they really tried pushing me for a 3 some, and I kept declining.

I told them I'd do it for $50 more, but nothing more. My girl said yes. But the look on the other girl's face said otherwise.

I told my girl I came specifically for her, and the other one walked.

Just because they push for third girl, doesn't mean you have to take it.

I thought it was kinda fun having another lady with big titties playing with my junk, literally begging me to invite her for no added fee haha.

[OrangeGoku]

By hot I mean petite with pretty face. Nice ass nice smile.

I used to go to Green sign all the time but since there closure its hard to find good talent for that price.

Who do you guys think are the current ABGs at the shops?

[PowerZ]

I'll be in the Huntington Beach area Thursday through Sunday.

I'm looking a fit girl with big tits as I enjoy Russian along with FS. If you guys could point me in the right direction. I lived near there for a long time but that was over 20 years ago. Please PM me if you would be so kind as to share quality information.

I can do the same if you head out to the Phoenix area.

[AzLionsFan01]

Back in the area this weekend and stopped by 99 Health Center.

It's been a good month since I was here so I was able to save up for a little are&are.

Checked in and was introduced to a really cute snack named Coco. Must be a popular name, I have seen a few Coco's in my time.

Let back to the room and I put the tip on the table, she asked if I wanted a table shower and I said, of course.

Back we went and Coco is a cutie. A little on the short side, great firm B cups with thick nipples that popped as soon as my mouth hit them.

She has a really nice proportionate body that slipped and slid well over mine during the shower. Great teaser of BBBJ during the shower as well.

Back to the room we went, once in we hit the table for a little 69. Fresh and clean, she seemed to get off on my tongue while slopping my knob.

She has some pretty good mouth skills for sure.

On went the johnny cap on off to the missionary races we went. She is pretty tight, I couldn't just slam it home, we had to work into it. Once in, nice, wet and tight.

We did some nice missionary, then I rolled her on top and rode me CG for a little while. I wanted to hit her doggie, so we changed positions and her ass is something to be seen when fucking her from behind. Finished off BBBJ in her mouth. Nice, warm, and accommodating.

We cleaned up and I left a happy man. Good looking girl with solid skills and body.

[Jason0317]

Definitely they can do four hands. It just more money but more fun. I tried one time with 3 girls on my birthday. That was awesome.

[Winger537]

Does right spa / Santa ana still push you to do 3 SUMS? The phone lady said they always have 5 young hot beautiful sexy workers always. Haven't been there lately.

I was there couple days ago and saw Paris. All other girls were not busy at the time and they didn't push 3 sum at all.

[Winger537]

Pretty sure Paris is Chinese.

Yup. Definitely Chinese.

[Fruit Cake]

Does right spa / Santa ana still push you to do 3 SUMS? The phone lady said they always have 5 young hot beautiful sexy workers always. Haven't been there lately.