Massage Parlor Reports

[Fassbender3000]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-59996.html

It's a sad day as Mia is no longer at Haydee's. She was so good, I saw her twice in a week! I've heard good things about Paula, and I may try Camilla and Sara someday. I hope Mia is at another spot working her magic.

[BubbleBoi402]

After texting Camelia, they send me pics of a hottie and say she's here.

So I go in, and then, surprise, it's not the girl who was in the pic that was texted.

I'm like oh well, I'm here, so I pay for hhr.

Get undressed, and then as I'm in the room, I notice the lady is older than I originally thought.

This sucks.

So after 2-3 minutes, she takes a phone call. And proceeds to talk for at least 3 minutes.

I figure, screw this, I get up and get dressed.

She panics, asks what's wrong. I said I have to go and ask for my money back, tell her she can keep $20.

She says she can't. I say I'm okay with her keeping $20, but give me my $30!back.

Eventually, she does that.

So I roll over to Like a Flower.

Pay for hhr.

The lady there is younger, but not a hottie.

She asks what I want, I ask her for a BJ.

Too much teeth, I say this might take too long.

You just want to f-ck.

She's like sure, let's do that instead.

She gets up, takes off her shorts, and I pound her in mish, and empty my load in the bag.

Pay her $130 for her time.

It wasn't that great, not like some of the ladies in other places.

As previously reported, the providers there are ugly and 60+. I suffered once as well with similar experience.

[DonQuiote]

After texting Camelia, they send me pics of a hottie and say she's here.

So I go in, and then, surprise, it's not the girl who was in the pic that was texted.

I'm like oh well, I'm here, so I pay for hhr.

Get undressed, and then as I'm in the room, I notice the lady is older than I originally thought.

This sucks.

So after 2-3 minutes, she takes a phone call. And proceeds to talk for at least 3 minutes.

I figure, screw this, I get up and get dressed.

She panics, asks what's wrong. I said I have to go and ask for my money back, tell her she can keep $20.

She says she can't. I say I'm okay with her keeping $20, but give me my $30!back.

Eventually, she does that.

So I roll over to Like a Flower.

Pay for hhr.

The lady there is younger, but not a hottie.

She asks what I want, I ask her for a BJ.

Too much teeth, I say this might take too long.

You just want to f-ck.

She's like sure, let's do that instead.

She gets up, takes off her shorts, and I pound her in mish, and empty my load in the bag.

Pay her $130 for her time.

It wasn't that great, not like some of the ladies in other places.

[BarneySanders]

Folks, the old body needs the strongest possible massage in the Tyson's corner area. Extras are NOT needed.

Tried Candy, KK and Tara. They are good but too far or overpriced IMHO.

Thanks in advance.

BTW, I tried Google too but you cannot trust those reviews for really strong massage.

[OldManRose]

Hey all any grandma aged suggestions? 60+ providers? I asked in this forum back in the spring time and got a few recs but haven't been able to link up with Ruby since (I think she left). She was every bit of 65 and just what I was looking for. The younger providers are nice to look at but I feel rushed at times and then finish too quickly.

I really enjoy a granny aged provider. FS is not necessary, just want some quality time with an older lady. Any suggestions? Feel free to DM if more comfortable and thank you very much.

Have you tried the lady at seven therapy in falls church. She is not a looker but I like small, thin, with not ds or cs. She does do a good massage (with back walk if you want) and we usually have a good conversation. Her menu expands on repeat visits. If you go tell her countrybob recommended her. Also please give me some feed back if you try her.

[PhodaCulture]

Mind sharing your experience? If not I just want to ask you how it went like it was a solid experience or not. Did she feed you and also allow you indulge on her slit? Thank you in advance.

Usually routine TS, massage, and dining etc. Massage skill is a notch below Bibi; and need more training on g spot stimulation from grace. But water melons were delicious; I don't like daty so didn't ask but nice bounce in doggy. Overall seem accommodating with instructions.

[Metloaf]

When I started in the hobby (last century), I became enamored / addicted to the "first part" more than the "finish part" -- in other words, the table shower and the massage with tease.

The places that I returned to regularly were the places that provided me that "fix" that scratched my itch.

Lucky for us, Apple did not fall far from the source tree. Under former ownership, Lucky provided me the best of TS and massage experience. The finish part was good / standard also, but it was the TS and massage that made me a frequent repeat customer.

Now under new ownership / management (whatever), Apple Spa has actually improved upon the "first part. ".

Truly the best experience with friendly MMS and staff.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Their rates and age range?

Definitely can do nice ts and legit massage every now and then.

[WordEmUp123]

Thanks brother.

I've seen her several times, always a great massage and a lot of fun.

She's in a hotel in Tysons, great location close to the beltway and Metro.

She's a CMT and gives a hard massage, she will crack your neck upon request at the end of the massage.

She looks to be about 40 and has a fantastic body, jut perfect for my taste. Full DD's and she's in shape.

After the massage, she's open to a lot of things but not FS. However she does do a BBBJCIM which feels incredible.

She's also a total sweetheart and a lot of fun and easy to talk to. She speaks good English.

She will be in town through next weekend, but she will be back soon. Definitely worth paying a visit to.

[PilotAviator]

When I started in the hobby (last century), I became enamored / addicted to the "first part" more than the "finish part" -- in other words, the table shower and the massage with tease.

The places that I returned to regularly were the places that provided me that "fix" that scratched my itch.

Lucky for us, Apple did not fall far from the source tree. Under former ownership, Lucky provided me the best of TS and massage experience. The finish part was good / standard also, but it was the TS and massage that made me a frequent repeat customer.

Now under new ownership / management (whatever), Apple Spa has actually improved upon the "first part. ".

Truly the best experience with friendly MMS and staff.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Serpico99]

I stopped by Mila Spa in Mclean, you can find the exact location on rubmaps, about a minute drive to Palace Spa. Anyway, Mila is a Chinese spa, so the half hour rate is 50. I assume the hour rate is 70. No table shower that I know of. Location is a bit discreet. The inside door was open and I could tell the providers were eating (some smell of food cooking / cooked). My provider was middle aged, short, black hair about shoulder length, with a belly hiding underneath her loose shirt and skirt but I said what the hell, I wanted to see if at least the massage was good and maybe see if she has good HJ skills. I knew in my gut I should had just turned around but sometimes even the mediocre looking providers turn into sex freaks.

Massage was decent, good pressure for a medium pressure oil massage. On the flip, she executed a good edging HJ. She is a little quirky and was motioning with her hips for FS but I didn't know if she was joking or not. I finally asked if FS was available and she asked me to name my price. I offered 140 and she accepted, she asked if I had a cover and when I said no, she went out to get one, sealed in its wrapper. She did a good CBJ, while looking at herself in the mirror. She bent over the table for doggie and took a good pounding. She has a tramp stamp.

Was it really worth the house fee and FS tip? Eh, not really, I would had rather saved my money and tried another place where the provider looked better but I'm always up to try a new place out and see where it leads to. But this place I would not suggest returning regardless of the FS activities. The other provider that I saw (looked like a manager possibly), was as old and not really attractive, dressed in a long dress.

[JackSwayer]

Hi,

I will be travelling to Chantilly, VA soon. Does anyone have any massage place recommendation?

[ScoopFeeding]

Stopped by today at the reliable joint for a wash down. New vietnamese girl working there; rare to see at a kamp. Biggest tits and ass out of all talents have been there so far, which is odd for viet girl LOL. Susu or cici is her name if I heard it right?

Mind sharing your experience? If not I just want to ask you how it went like it was a solid experience or not. Did she feed you and also allow you indulge on her slit? Thank you in advance.

[Jay The Live]

What were the rates? Standard NOVA or more?

What is standard NoVA?

[EmaBox]

Visited yesterday. Nicole is out for a couple of weeks so she asked my to try Leahthe new talent. Leah gave me the best massage along with her great stretching techniques. Good look and good massageI hope she will stay for a while.

Please be nice to the ladies.

+1 for Leah. Saw her last week.

Massage was great, almost as good as Cindy who is my ATF in NoVa for L1 and massage.

Appreciated that she took her time with slow HJ finish, almost like an edge session at the start.

[SemenSeeker]

Hey all any grandma aged suggestions? 60+ providers? I asked in this forum back in the spring time and got a few recs but haven't been able to link up with Ruby since (I think she left). She was every bit of 65 and just what I was looking for. The younger providers are nice to look at but I feel rushed at times and then finish too quickly.

I really enjoy a granny aged provider. FS is not necessary, just want some quality time with an older lady. Any suggestions? Feel free to DM if more comfortable and thank you very much.