Massage Parlor Reports

[SHDot]

Decided to right my wrongs by missing out on 3 lanterns last week.

Texted in the afternoon and was told that Emma, Apple, and Suki were available. And then by night time it was just Apple and Suki. Damn. Was hoping to go see Emma. Book an appointment with Apple instead. I get there and I'm greeted by Apple, and she tells me I got to wait 10 minutes, and then apparently I got to come back in an hour if I want to see her. I guess whoever is on the text line is not at the MP. I'm debating leaving and trying again tomorrow but she says to wait here and then I'm greeted by Suki. To be honest out of the three Suki was the one I wanted to see the least. I am not sure if this is the same suki from spademic since I have never been, but I recognized the name from the boards. Was hoping to try new talent.

She flashes me a titty and since I am a pushover I decide to stick it out with her. She's got shoulder length, dry black hair, a bit of a tummy, and maybe B or C cups, perky tits. She has a nice thicc ass tho. Her face is probably like a solid 5 in the dark but in the light maybe lower end of a 4. Definitely older, 30-40 and 5'5-5'7 by my estimation.

Bed is as described with no massage table and the ring where you place your face is clean but also smells used. Suki comes in does a very mediocre massage with some weird pinching technique that does absolutely nothing for me and then I flip. Whole time she is chatting up a storm in Mandarin. My American ass cannot keep up. No discussion of what we're doing but she tells me whatever you pay me I'll do (something along those lines). I figure I can start with $. 4 and offer that, expecting to be told $. 6. She says yes and for the second time in LA I have no idea what I just paid for but I hope its CFS. For some reason or another she loves the DFK so she does that a ton. Her breath is not offensive but also not fresh. I, on the other hand, take one kiss and am not into it.

She starts me off with some licking foreplay which is actually surprisingly a turn on. She's licking my sides which is different, but she's proud of it and I don't hate it. Then some BBBJ with a bit of teeth but not that much. She does DT me but I'm ngl I aint like the biggest on the block. She does not let me DATY, but promises 69 next time so I'm stuck biting and kissing her ass and her hips. Eventually she pulls out the cover and rides me for a bit. I try to reciprocate but she tells me to just lay there. Pussy is warm but not tight. Switch over to mish and I'm pounding it for a bit until then someone rings the doorbell. She dips out to take the door, I wipe my nuts down and then she comes back. We resume with the cowgirl till she basically tells me to switch spots. End up in doggy which at that point I feel like I'm running out of time so I am railing that ass as fast as I can till I finish in the bag.

She gives me an alcohol wipe and I wipe myself down while she does the same, and then she walks me to a restroom. Some mouthwash with no cup so I pour it into my hand and then into my mouth. She is still chatting a fuck ton in Mandarin, just bad mouthing white people (idk why tbh). She tries to give me one more DFK before I walk out the door but I opt for a quick peck instead. She tells me she feels like she's sucked my face off. I. Am again not into it.

6 for 30 minutes since I did not bring nor take change +$. 4 for tip. If I had to describe the whole encounter it would be not offensive but also not that fresh. I will probably forego visiting AMPs at night from now on. And for 3 lantern, going to be emma or bust at this point.

[August West]

Good to hear. I went when they first opened and it was a heartless HJ. I haven; t been back but I'll swing by this week now!!

I don't know why, but I like trying out new spots just to see what's up. I usually end up disappointed when I realize that the grandma at the door isn't just the mama-san, she's the masseuse as well. And when you do get a somewhat hot somewhat young masseuse they end up giving the worst service, I'd honestly prefer the earnest mama-san at that point. But I keep doing it, like a degenerate gambler I don't get my kicks from wins but from losses.

That's why I was pleasantly surprised when I went to this spot on bedpage:

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23288741.html

I was greeted at the door by a Chinese woman in her late 30's early 40's. While her face showed her age her body was still pretty good and nothing to complain about. Nice B-cups, cute little butt, and tight taut skin. She was wearing a blue dress and said her name was Bibi. She reminds me of the girls that used to work at the Ktown apartment brothels that went away with covid.

I told her I wanted the hour and she said it was. 6. I paid the house fee and went into my room. Now, I know this might sound kind of weird to some of why'all but I actually like the shower. I take my own flip flops and trust the big towels are safe, but I feel like soaking in steaming hot water for a couple of minutes makes the massage and extras more enjoyable. Well, if you're like me skip the shower here fellas. I always ask if shower is available over the phone and they said yes. The "shower" here is a wand that I'm pretty sure is part of the bidet system. Hard pass.

So after coming back from the bathroom without showering I made my way into the room where Bibi was waiting for me. She didn't do the typical, "I'll leave while you get comfortable" so I just undressed in front of her and gave her a little spank so that she wasn't confused about why I was there. She gave me a pretty weak massage for about 15 minutes before she started playing with my balls. I gave her a groan as positive feedback and arched my back upwards so she had full access to everything. She teased and played with my balls and junior for about 5 minutes and then it was time to flip.

Since it was my first time there I expected the whole "what do you want" and I would try to see how far I could go. Nope, she turns to me and made a fucking motion and I nodded yes. $2 for fucking. Kind of steep but I was in the mood so I paid. I'm guessing I could've knocked it down to $1. 8 no problem. She starts undressing and I can get a full look at her body. Like I said, nice taught body except for a little sag in her belly that didn't seem fat related (probably kid related). She's a regular asian, not a k-girl model, so she was a little below average in the T&A department but I didn't really mind. Nice trimmed Bush. Overall I was looking forward to fucking her.

This is the part that really made it for me. She undresses and starts crawling on the table towards me, I grab her hands and pull her up so her face is in front of mine and our bodies are intertwined. She giggles and laughs and starts kissing my neck. I start kissing her and we go into some LFK as I'm caressing her ass. She starts making her way down and licks my nipples, then starts working on my cock. She starts the BBBJ and I can tell she's a pro. Wet, warm, sloppy. No friction at all. Probably less than 5 minutes go by before I have to stop her otherwise I'd bust in her mouth. She comes back up and we kiss a little more while I leg lock her for a bit. Finally it's time for the main course.

As she's getting the rubber ready I ask her if bare is on the table. She said no, so there's that. She put the rubber on and got on top. Her hands rubbed all over my body before making their way to my hands. We interlocked fingers while she rode me, and she looked like she was enjoying it. I wanted to finish missionary so we switched places, I started thrusting and finished pretty quickly. Cleaned up and on my way.

Overall I enjoyed it. I know it's a little steep for what it is but I was pleasantly surprised with the service and will probably be back to visit Bibi soon. Maybe I'll be able to cum inside her, I'll keep you guys posted.

[PriscillaM]

Ariya thai Spa in Gardena?

He said it in the post.

[BobColeman]

Took the plunge over to Ariya Spa in Gardena. I went here a few months ago and took the plunge on a 4 hands all out event. It was amazing, I thought about it for days.

Decided today that I would try and go back to relive it. Got there this afternoon and was met by Celine (Celina?) - she had a tight body, nice man made top, not much of an ass but not completely flat. I liked her right away. Gave me a 5-10 minutes massage followed by a request to flip. No teasing before that. Asked her for everything but she told me she was "no go" down south so I guess it's that time of the month. Opted for 120 BBBJ. It was very enthusiastic, I have no complaints at all she was even able to DT a bunch. I kept looking at the cameras hoping girl #2 would knock but it didn't happen. Ended up with a CIM finish which was great.

Then I get over to my belongings, I left my phone on top of my clothes, and she had covered it with the towels. Then she asked if I was taking picture. I showed her my phone and that I hadn't been creepy enough to do that. She giggled and kinda seemed to believe me but it made me super uncomfortable, but I was innocent so I think I would still come back.

Before I left I was greeted by the gal I had last time and my heart sank LOL she is so sexy. I'll have to find out her name.

Ariya thai Spa in Gardena?

[Ireland1988]

Took the plunge over to Ariya Spa in Gardena. I went here a few months ago and took the plunge on a 4 hands all out event. It was amazing, I thought about it for days.

Decided today that I would try and go back to relive it. Got there this afternoon and was met by Celine (Celina?) - she had a tight body, nice man made top, not much of an ass but not completely flat. I liked her right away. Gave me a 5-10 minutes massage followed by a request to flip. No teasing before that. Asked her for everything but she told me she was "no go" down south so I guess it's that time of the month. Opted for 120 BBBJ. It was very enthusiastic, I have no complaints at all she was even able to DT a bunch. I kept looking at the cameras hoping girl #2 would knock but it didn't happen. Ended up with a CIM finish which was great.

Then I get over to my belongings, I left my phone on top of my clothes, and she had covered it with the towels. Then she asked if I was taking picture. I showed her my phone and that I hadn't been creepy enough to do that. She giggled and kinda seemed to believe me but it made me super uncomfortable, but I was innocent so I think I would still come back.

Before I left I was greeted by the gal I had last time and my heart sank LOL she is so sexy. I'll have to find out her name.

[King Kon]

Yum, always a sucker for natural DDs. Emma was nice, no complaints about the extra tummy, ankle monitor and no English, boobs made up for it, haha! Had a great, no rush service, YMMV. Light massage, boobs on back, flipped for BBJ, tity fukin, more BJ, more tity fukin, LFK, cfs rode me, I came. Kept riding me, came some more. During clean up she starts sucking me again, I get hard but couldn't come again. Lots of fun. Other girl was cute but typical. Thanks for the Intel, very much appreciated.

Xo.

I am strongly considering visiting these DDs as I too am a huge fan of the juggernauts.

I was considering visiting a spot in the IE, but got intel that an IE 10, is a 6 OC.

Which I figured but wanted clarification on.

Now Emma, is much closer to home.

This probably is the move.

That being said, I need to be attracted to my provider.

You guys have mentioned she's thick in all the right places, how would you compare her body to a pornstar's body?

If you name a pornstar with her belly, ass and tatas I like, I'm flying over there and writing a report myself.

TIA!

[Jimmy818]

Yum, always a sucker for natural DDs. Emma was nice, no complaints about the extra tummy, ankle monitor and no English, boobs made up for it, haha! Had a great, no rush service, YMMV. Light massage, boobs on back, flipped for BBJ, tity fukin, more BJ, more tity fukin, LFK, cfs rode me, I came. Kept riding me, came some more. During clean up she starts sucking me again, I get hard but couldn't come again. Lots of fun. Other girl was cute but typical. Thanks for the Intel, very much appreciated.

Xo.

[PriscillaM]

Anklet. Nice touch.

She have pretty feet to entice those with a FF?

I did not notice anything on Emma other than her azzzz. As they said in shawshank, who looks at a mans shoes. I do recall the room being dark.

Anyhoo, I agree that Emma is not a hot young Asian, but she does the trick.

[ThingHulk]

Ventured out to Culver City tonight late and stopped by the three lanterns. Drew Emma and she is as everyone else has described, short a bit bigger and nice natural DD's. $50 for entry, $140 for the deed. I did think the ankle bracelet from her favorite uncle was a nice touch. Overall, it was. Meh. One and done.

Anklet. Nice touch.

She have pretty feet to entice those with a FF?

[Billy270128]

Ventured out to Culver City tonight late and stopped by the three lanterns. Drew Emma and she is as everyone else has described, short a bit bigger and nice natural DD's. $50 for entry, $140 for the deed. I did think the ankle bracelet from her favorite uncle was a nice touch. Overall, it was. Meh. One and done.

[PriscillaM]

I think you all know the address by now. I saw Emma. Kind of chunky up top, but has some beautiful, natural DD's. Very sweet and short. Can be very accommodating. She speaks zero English, so we had to do the thing (negotiating) thru google translate. How did I ever make it past the 80's? Anyway, 50 bits for the half hour (she prefers short timers), and 1. 4 for the deed that will no doubt land me in hot water with Pricilla's Lutherans. Missionary, standing missionary, and doggy are all on the table. Will repeat.

Holy fucking hell, I have porked the same female as domino. What is next for me. A trip to downey to shag a Latina with tats on her back with the names of her pitbulls?

If you did not do flat doggie with Emma, then you need to go back. Her pussy and ass can take a super pounding from my ten inch maglite.

[Domino727]

I think you all know the address by now. I saw Emma. Kind of chunky up top, but has some beautiful, natural DD's. Very sweet and short. Can be very accommodating. She speaks zero English, so we had to do the thing (negotiating) thru google translate. How did I ever make it past the 80's? Anyway, 50 bits for the half hour (she prefers short timers), and 1. 4 for the deed that will no doubt land me in hot water with Pricilla's Lutherans. Missionary, standing missionary, and doggy are all on the table. Will repeat.

[PriscillaM]

Spa pandemic, spa virus, spa upstairs. Spa castle. Overland and culver.

Red blowjob, aka red Lutheran, aka spa castle 2.0 - red lantern. Overland and Farragut.

$160-$200 - the tip fee at these places for the baby you so amazing sexy. Some do this as $.60 or $$ because there are just so cool.

[Aaabbbccc123]

Can someone confirm the address in the place? The kinky one I can find is in Santa Clarita. Thanks!

The link to the parlor is ten reviews below the one you quoted.

[SHDot]

Damn. Makin me regret passing up on RL for Garden. At the same time, I wasn't about to be the third in line monger when I went to take a look.

What's spa pandemic? First time hearing that.

Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.