Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Spa pandemic, spa virus, spa upstairs. Spa castle. Overland and culver.

Red blowjob, aka red Lutheran, aka spa castle 2.0 - red lantern. Overland and Farragut.

$160-$200 - the tip fee at these places for the baby you so amazing sexy. Some do this as $.60 or $$ because there are just so cool.

[Aaabbbccc123]

Can someone confirm the address in the place? The kinky one I can find is in Santa Clarita. Thanks!

The link to the parlor is ten reviews below the one you quoted.

[SHDot]

Damn. Makin me regret passing up on RL for Garden. At the same time, I wasn't about to be the third in line monger when I went to take a look.

What's spa pandemic? First time hearing that.

Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.

[KnotHead61]

Went to check out 3 latern, and it's fairly large place inside. A cute Chinese girl named Apple opened the door. She was wearing a cute blue dress. She's small and I couldn't really tell if her tits are big. We get to the room and I pay the fee. Room is big and the massage table, well there is no massage table it's a bed. Apple has nice pale skin and beautiful face. Her tits are fairly large on her small frame once she revealed them. She does a deep alcohol cock wipe down, felt like she was going to rip my skin off on my cock. Her BBBJ skills are excellent, no teeth but she doesn't like doing it, she does it for a few seconds and stops, I tell her to keep going but keeps stopping. She has a cute tiny pussy and stubble in her pussy. She goes on top and I'm about to cum so I slow down a bit and try and fuck her on the side of the bed. Here's the bad about her, she's a condom holder. The is practice is annoying and gets in the way. But she would keep her hand there to hold the condom. I explode in the cover and she cleans me off. I only paid for 30 minutes but it wasn't busy at all. So I got extra time with Apple. I grabbed her ass while getting dress and she let me do this for a while. She asked if I want to cum 2 times she said she wanted it. But I wasn't sure if that what she was asking. Anyway Apple is pretty bbj is good but her holding the condom while fucking sucks!! I text the number on the ad and they said Emma was going to be around in the evening. But wanted to check out the new place so I just went ahead.

Can someone confirm the address in the place? The kinky one I can find is in Santa Clarita. Thanks!

[Jbjb1983]

Went to check out 3 latern, and it's fairly large place inside. A cute Chinese girl named Apple opened the door. She was wearing a cute blue dress. She's small and I couldn't really tell if her tits are big. We get to the room and I pay the fee. Room is big and the massage table, well there is no massage table it's a bed. Apple has nice pale skin and beautiful face. Her tits are fairly large on her small frame once she revealed them. She does a deep alcohol cock wipe down, felt like she was going to rip my skin off on my cock. Her BBBJ skills are excellent, no teeth but she doesn't like doing it, she does it for a few seconds and stops, I tell her to keep going but keeps stopping. She has a cute tiny pussy and stubble in her pussy. She goes on top and I'm about to cum so I slow down a bit and try and fuck her on the side of the bed. Here's the bad about her, she's a condom holder. The is practice is annoying and gets in the way. But she would keep her hand there to hold the condom. I explode in the cover and she cleans me off. I only paid for 30 minutes but it wasn't busy at all. So I got extra time with Apple. I grabbed her ass while getting dress and she let me do this for a while. She asked if I want to cum 2 times she said she wanted it. But I wasn't sure if that what she was asking. Anyway Apple is pretty bbj is good but her holding the condom while fucking sucks!! I text the number on the ad and they said Emma was going to be around in the evening. But wanted to check out the new place so I just went ahead.

[Icelander47]

Interested in a MP with black employees. Any recommendations other than 8150.

[PriscillaM]

Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.

I agree with all of this. Emma is pleasantly plump, but I will return for the flat doggie experience against that generous ass.

Now I am thinking that Sky is Joanna (rebrand LOL), maybe? Although Joanna had a better pussy?

And fully agree that the place with the lanterns is perfect. A small family place, good food, everyone minds his business. It's perfect. They got an old fashioned toilet you know, the box and the chain thing. We might be able to tape a dildo behind it.

[Slicer4]

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

Emma is a cute, but larger up top and all around than the other two at the house. Joanna (SpaCastle, speaks Japanese well) is here, says Culver will close soon and this location will work better for them. I guess they took the advice of many to not have such huge signage, now only three red-lanterns, LOL.

[PriscillaM]

I guess I should say I've done some research and narrowed it down slightly to:

- Wharf- seems like the staple here but their attitude when I called was a bit of a turn off.

- Goldfinger- same as above.

- Season- felt a bit better about this place.

Some rules:

All the places on Pico are for shit.

Wharf is hit or miss.

Goldfinger is totally sub rosa and there is no intel. It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Red lantern and spa pandemic are the ultimate power in the universe. All of the other places on the westside and the ability to destroy a planet are insignificant next to the power of the ridiculous head being given at these places.

[King Kon]

I mostly visit Latinas and generally get good experiences, maybe I have an advantage since I'm Latino and speak Spanish, but idk.

For my visits, I just go with the flow, talk with them briefly, am respectful, and ask their permission before any sexual action. My sessions are enjoyable.

If you visit a LMP and demand the lady to eat your asshole and do a spinning BBBJ, you're not going to have a good time loll.

Also, Latina MILFs are where it's at, don't go for the young inexperienced rookies.

I too have had a couple great experiences with Latinas, but far majority have been underwhelming for me. I also had intel going in that they'd be good. I had to travel to SD to get that service though.

I'd love to know where you get your service, who you'd recommend, and how much they upcharge to record videos of your sessions.

Thank you!

[Encino Chad]

Why is it that outside of one Latina, all other latinas in MPs I've seen have either GPS and try to upcharge $$+ or have stupid rules like only one position? The attitude they give when you won't play their games makes the whole thing not worth the trouble.

I mostly visit Latinas and generally get good experiences, maybe I have an advantage since I'm Latino and speak Spanish, but idk.

For my visits, I just go with the flow, talk with them briefly, am respectful, and ask their permission before any sexual action. My sessions are enjoyable.

If you visit a LMP and demand the lady to eat your asshole and do a spinning BBBJ, you're not going to have a good time loll.

Also, Latina MILFs are where it's at, don't go for the young inexperienced rookies.

[PriscillaM]

Saturday started like any other day.

A large shipment of tilapia had to be unloaded and my pipes had to be cleaned.

It had been two to three weeks since I hit spa castle and got a truly viremic case of COVID I had loaded up on zinc, ivermectin, vaccines including polio, elderberry and Panda Express (to stress test my immunity).

I text over to the nerve center and get a report of three girls being available at the castle namely Ella Claire and Lisa. That report is then followed up by this statement.

"are you coming to the new store to take a look send you a new store" to which I respond. Where.

I was then given an address to a single family residence in Culver Shitty called Red Lantern apparently there are three red lanterns hanging at the door.

The fee was the same as spa polio and working at the joint are Sky Emma and Kitty I figured I would take one for the team. I get there and there is a post on this board about some no op not being able to find parking in the area. I, and any other sentient being, had no such problem. I parked in front of the Lutheran Church and walked up to the door.

It would appear that this place was recently sold and has changed hands or is still being escrowed. There is still a brokers lock box on the front door. I knock on the front door and the door is opened by a four foot 11 age unknown slightly off color Asian woman named Sky. Sky uses the word baby kind of like a Facebook planning committee uses the word like and you know what I mean.

The whole baby thing is a little annoying. Sky is short in decent shape and if she were on Sawtelle they would have to build an Expo line stop on Sawtelle for all the mongers who would go gaga googoo boner appetite over her.

In other words she is a hot young Asian 9. 5 and in real life she is about a 5. 5 maybe since I'm such a nice guy I would give her a six. She is definitely worth being in bed with, and perhaps a shower.

And if you are a slave to Asian Poon you will be as happy as a man dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.

She tells me it is 70 an hour or 50 for 1/2 am. I offer 70 the setup here is truly amazing it is a single family home there is no prior tenant that was a recording studio butcher shop serial murderer or Louisiana chicken place. No this was somebody's residence and in each room now there is a truly splendid massage setup. There is no table it is a bed and I'm talking California king size. Not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. There is a bedspread, a full mirror and that useless massage neck cushion, whatever the hell they call it.

Sky starts the work on me and she starts to go hard I immediately tell her no hard and she does a soft feather tip massage for at least 10 minutes maybe 15 minutes and much of the time was tickling my gonads. It was pretty hot man.

I then turn over and she is all over me and then makes the universal body gesture for the Figueroa bonedance.

I say definitely in Chinese she says how much I offer 140 she says more I say 160 she looked like she had heard a baby possum fart and said OK. I get the money and she leaves to get some equipment.

I lie down and the place is wonderfully air conditioned and has a ceiling fan that actually works. I am getting goosebumps on my schlong and there isn't even an Asian in the room yet. Sky comes back wearing her miniskirt and kind of crop top and says to me do you want to do 2 girls and I said well I got to you know check with my boss and get more overtime but let me see who it is she claims it is her sister Emma and that Emma has big ones.

Emma walks in and Emma is your average hot young Asian girl who would get probably an 8. 5 at the forum and is probably a real life 4. 5. I would not throw out out of bed but I wouldn't write on this forum about it except for a couple of her incredible qualities. They offered me the second for a flat 100 more so boyos I have 70 in for the door 160 for sky and another 100 for Emma and checking my differential calculus that is $330. You can't beat that deal that's like an Armani suit for a meal at Mendies.

They get undressed and they do the patented 2 headed blow, with ass licking you name it sky had me get on top of her so she could suck me undercarriage style while Emma lick my tuckass then it was time for some fook I have sky first sky is kind of a dead lay while I was pounding her I think she was talking in Chinese to Emma about Einstein's field equations. I did her standing mesh and folding her over mish and it wasn't that great I then got out of her and had Emma do it. Now Emma has a fantastic keister I think her asian dumplings are real they are extremely soft which can be a problem but again her keister is made for flat doggy I think I taught her a thing or two I'm not saying she came eight times but she was into it I did her only in standard doggy and then in flat doggy and in flat doggy I came close to converting the two pointer.

I figured I would enjoy some more manual and oral work so I had them work on me for a little bit but their attention to my shitter was not deep enough they have used some kind of cleanser which I think may have had some kind of lidocaine in it because it kind of reduced the sensation they used enough of whatever they used to probably disinfect half of sub-Saharan Africa I then said I wanted to do a Russian tit job on Emma's mounds they let me do that and after about two minutes of pumping I threw out a rather horrible load onto Emma that necessitated a call to the bounty factory to clean up.

I give this place some real high props they walk you out and you can leave via the back door the place doesn't smell yet like the ask of a mutant farm animal and the vibe is uptempo.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

Emma must be over 25, but I would eat a day old salmon if she is over 45. She has large tits and an ass nearly perfect for flat doggie.

[Wheels322]

In this area and saw a ad and decided to try. Made a call and was told can walk in. The place is discreet, has 3 red lanterns hanging in front of the door, no other sign.

Picked out Emma from the lineup as she is more my style. We went to the room hand in hand and we finished the paperwork. I helped her take off her neon black top so I can feel her up. Soft Ds not sure if manmade. We lfk and fully undress, she wiped me down and gave me a soft wet bbj, not deep but her mouth is so velvety she continues for a few minutes as she's rubbing her pussy. I told her I want to fuck so she grabbed a cover and lay back so I can get it in Mish. I watched her nice tits bounce as I plowed away occasionally leaning in for some lfk.

Her moans get me harder. I then get her on all fours in doggy. I asked her if I can nut on her and she agreed so I was able to finish on her ass to her amusement. I grabbed some paper towels for her and she told me I'm a gentleman (ha ok).

Alcohol wipe and I get to say good bye. Mamasan led me outside. May repeat if they have new line ups.

50 house fee and 140 tips.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23293011.html

Anyone know anything about Emma or the other girls at Red Lantern? I am intrigued by this report. I texted them and they said all girls are 21-26 but I'll believe that when I see it. TIA.

[SHDot]

Moved out to W. LA about a week ago, and am finally settled in. Figured I'd go sample the locale today and went researching.

Relatively new to this but have done it a few times in the OC area, and based on LA forum I lowered my expectations a bit. There was quite a few places in reach but with pretty mixed / low reviews so I figured I'd save them for later. Eventually narrowed it down to Red Lantern and Garden Spa.

Red Lantern is on my way to Garden so I pull up and do two rounds looking for parking, and I see at least two mongers walk in as I circle so I dip with the quickness. Looks busy, I'll come back another time. Settle in for the longer drive to Garden.

I get to garden, and circle a few times. Parking lot is 15 minutes and I know I'll be there longer so I park in an adjacent neighborhood. I walk in and have to ring a doorbell. I'm greeted by Amy, who instantly has her hand on my ass and pressing her little body on me while I walk in. Which I am not opposed to. I return the favor by gripping her ass just so she knows why I'm here. Amy is a spinner, somewhere between 5-5'5, but if I had to guess, maybe closer to 5'3. She has nice B cups, lotta legs, and a trimmed kitty. Smells like lotion and cheap perfume. She has kind of an Asian duck face but big eyes. Upper 30's / early 40's I guess. Cute, playful, enthusiastic. Maybe a 6/10 but the personality is worth a bit more.

Walk into a room and she is still all over me, asks me how long, I say 30 and pay the house fee. I didn't bring any change. She walks out I undress and lie down. She starts off on my neck and shoulders, which is actually pretty decent. Moves to my arms and compliments them (I work out regularly), and I ask her the usual, and then drop some of the Mandarin, which immediately gets her goin. She jumps on me and is pressing her knees and body into me, slapping and complementing my ass (I did legs two days ago) . Massage is done in under 10 minutes. Flip and ask her how much, negotiate a bit. I have no idea what I just got, her English is shite and she doesn't elaborate on it in Mando either.

Starts off with some more teasing, tit sucking, and then a BBBJ, which isn't great. Teeth all over my shaft but at least she doesn't bite my balls. She goes at it for a few minutes but the teeth are not doing it for me, even tho I saved up for a few days. Then Anna walks in and they both start touching my cock and balls trying to sell me the 4 hand but I didn't plan on it and I wasn't about to zelle them either. Anna looks slightly younger (only slightly), big frizzy hair and chunkier than Amy. Amy's more my type. Anna walks out and Amy gets back to it. I see her get up and slip on a cover so I guess I am getting CFS today. Her pussy is tight and warm, and she rides me to finish. She asks if I can go again, but I am not a 2 shot kinda guy so I apologize.

She cleans me up and there's some more cuddling GFE. She tells me she's going to cut my dick off when I tell her I can't make it tmr and play with it slowly, to which I agree to the latter half but not the first. I try to return the favor with some DATY. I flip her on the bed and am kissing her thighs, rubbing her feet (they fit in my hand) but she's playing into and and won't let me. Then she pushes me up, biting my neck, pushing me up against the wall, telling me how wet she is, probably trying to get me to go a second time and squeeze more cash out of me. I'm hard again but also hard out of cash. Eventually we get dressed but she's still doing the whole act, rubbing my dick with her feet, jumping into my arms so I'm lifting her tight little body up. Tell her I'll be back next week.

Probably won't be back next week but will be back eventually, but maybe for someone else.

Damage was. 5 house +$.3 tip.