Massage Parlor Reports

[ZeusArmor]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Go to Bamboo Woods. The massages are good and the HE was decent.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

Yes, you are seeking the Monger's Unicorn, the Holy Grail of AMPs. There are a couple of places whose names come up here a lot. But in reality you get at most 40 minutes of so-so massage often with repetitive moves, and then the tease and release take up the rest of the time. These places were never that good compared to legit, and have been going downhill, but they are marginally better than some of the others who give a really half-hearted massage not even worthy of being called a massage. I think the best bang for the buck is Sunflower on Beach Blvd between 405 and 22. Its more of a legit place where there are frequent HE's rather than a pole polishing shop which has upgraded poor massage. Also Rose Garden on Warner in Santa Ana, and True Care on Edinger in Santa Ana. It depends on who you get though.

[Faceless1]

On a hunch that YT mf isn't going to show up on a Sunday at Rights, regardless, went in with shades and mask on.. cuz got word that there was a beautiful gem at rights that ot getting much attention.

I didn't call or reserve anyone, want to go in lowkey to meet this hidden gem, and lucky me, while everyone is fighting over selina and Megan because all the positive reviews, I was greeted by sophia. Before even went in the room I knew her tities were big, because they are poppking out of that tight white dress.

Paid my hr fee, and I left my donstion on table. She went to grab supplies, and I can hear tha happy smacking sounds from next door, on a Sunday, they are noticeably busy.

Sophia grade:

Looks: 9/10, she has a vague resemblance of Blue (my go to recently at Royal). But cute like a college chick sorta way rather than blue's sensual sorta hot.

Bod: 9/10, nice soft C+ -D cup, felt all natural on hand, nice small perky nips, clean shaven clam, no extra hanging meat. No visible tattoo that I noticed (wasn't looking for it so I might had misse it) she has a just an asian bubble butt, nothing like Kim K or anything.

Tech:8. 5 /10. Great rythm keeping up, nice wet BBBJ, clam grib is tight on Mish. She does is standing in front of mirror sorta thing and ask you to bang in front, total turn on for me, because I like them ppretty.

Anyway. She gave me a half decent massage, even she jokingly said don't get mad at me if massage is meh, you are here for the action right? I laughed and said with your bod, I think you got some work cut out for your self. Maye I shouldn't had said that. Because she put extra elbow grease to please once flipped, jesus, she may not be doing DT, but that suction mouth almost made me popped alone. She knew I was close after about just couple of minutes of 69. She was like don't pop yet, at least let me ride it a bit. On comes cover, and did my usualpositions of mish, k9 cowgirl, but as invention above, my. Favis that standing k9 in front of mirror. After merely 15 minutes ish I popped in cover. She didn't rush me or anything, treated me. Like an BF of sort, lay in bed with me while cover is still on and chatted a bit like a couple. Love the session I had with her, would return for her and recommend anyone that's is not a Megan fanatic to give the new girl a try. Sophia is just a lovely find that you will not regret.

[RedRocket123]

Hey everyone looking for someone who can give a real massage.

I drive for hours and hours a day in probably a very unhealthy position. My back is it starting feel the punishment. Need a good strong massage and with a (hopefully) decent ending. Willing to give up a few of my hidden gems in return but.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

These girls must be making half a million in tips this year. Well deserved.

6 days / week * 52 weeks = 312 days. They would have to make $1600 a day. But even a mere $500 which is pretty do-able would be more like $156 k, which is tax free, so equivalent to making about $250 k with honest work. A recent university graduate in China might make $1500 a month. About what a boom boom girl in Westminster or Garden Grove could make in 3 days.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Chatted with a girl working in an AMP on Bolsa. She said the same person owns that shop, a shop in Santa Ana, and a shop in Victorville. She rotates through the shops a month at a time. But she was unsupervised, gave out her number, and knew the cities she was going. So it didn't seem to be any kind of dubious trafficking. There were security cameras, and at one point she pulled me into a room to discuss terms off camera. Perhaps PPS is sitting on his yacht watching his money-makers.

[Oc Amper]

I assume you mean MMF. That sounds like lots of fun. For a variety of reasons, I can't do it. For one, I am anciently old. For a second, anciently poor.

But I encourage other brothers to take you up on it. You should probably ask Megan first about this.

I have done this a few times in the past. Once, with a Korean escort in LA named Young something. That was years ago, and it went very well. However, homophobes on review sites, criticized my review (on another site). There is nothing gay about such an encounter. Generally, the guys don't touch each other, but they both try to stimulate the woman to bring her to several convulsive orgasms. I assume that was your intention. Another problem is the girl's thoughts. For various reasons, some women enjoy this immensely; some do not like it at all. Ask her.

If she and you are game and would consider a doddling old Joe Biden type, DM me.

Good luck.

Bobby.

Years ago, as I recall this would have been called MMF. Today, MMF seems to been adapted to mean, MMF the M's are touching and so do the males, MFM, neither M is touching, and the males don't touch each other.

I don't recall Megan been mentioned with Anal, so not sure a DP situation is there or not, or a DVP, which the Koreans are just getting into.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Is there a place that does a body scrub with a complete rinse down in a private room by a woman - (legit or not)? I used to go to a place in Torrance called Gem Spa I think which has closed. Later I went to Healing Accutherapy in Baldwin Park or M&A in Downey and got table shower and FSk but the table shower was more of a quick tease than a legit scrub. I went to some K-spa's, and one time got a dude doing it, and another time an old woman in a public area with 10 other people around. I guess there are other K-spas in Irvine and Buena Park. Anyone know?

[UciMagic]

You came to the wrong place, brother. If it ain't fuckin' at right spa, it ain't being talked about here.

These girls must be making half a million in tips this year. Well deserved.

[BSouthgate]

Anyone interested in running duo's with Megan?

I assume you mean MMF. That sounds like lots of fun. For a variety of reasons, I can't do it. For one, I am anciently old. For a second, anciently poor.

But I encourage other brothers to take you up on it. You should probably ask Megan first about this.

I have done this a few times in the past. Once, with a Korean escort in LA named Young something. That was years ago, and it went very well. However, homophobes on review sites, criticized my review (on another site). There is nothing gay about such an encounter. Generally, the guys don't touch each other, but they both try to stimulate the woman to bring her to several convulsive orgasms. I assume that was your intention. Another problem is the girl's thoughts. For various reasons, some women enjoy this immensely; some do not like it at all. Ask her.

If she and you are game and would consider a doddling old Joe Biden type, DM me.

Good luck.

Bobby.

[JoseMaldonado6]

Curious, is this something you've already spoken to her about, or you thinking of just showing up and showing the money?

I've spoken to her and asked if I could bring a "friend" and she said yea.

[Oc Amper]

Anyone interested in running duo's with Megan?

Curious, is this something you've already spoken to her about, or you thinking of just showing up and showing the money?

[CarlosD3]

So I get the confirmation that I can book Megan with Selina around 6:00 pm on Saturday night, but you mongers were overstaying your welcome so the beautiful Sophia sat me behind the Blue Balls waiting room partition. After ten minutes or so I see Selina's smiley face and she takes me to the room, where she says she'll take care of me.

After a surprisingly good back and leg massage, I flip and start sucking on Selina's perfect breasts while squeezing that ass. After making out a bit, she scoots down and starts an amazing BBBJ. This vixen is a cock magician, repeatedly making my cock disappear to the back of her throat. I ask her to flip around for some 69 and go to town on her smooth shaven pussy.

After a very long time, my wife Megan pops in while I'm muff diving and asks the silly question whether I would like her to join. Of course!! Megan disappears for a little while, comes back, then strips and starts feeding me her gorgeous Ds.

Selina then suits me up and starts riding me RCG while Megan makes out with me. We then flip Selina to her back and I start fucking her missionary for a while until Megan says she's jealous and demands to be fucked. So she switches covers, trades places with Selina, and I start going to town on her while DFKing.

I realized that after boning Megan multiple times over the past months I've yet to hit her in doggy, so I get her on all fours and start pounding away while Selina makes out with me as I grab those tits. Megan in doggy is a sight to behold, just perfect ass that gripped my Johnson so tight that I pulled out, ripped off the cover and blasted approximately one gallon of nut butter down Selina's esophagus. Next thing I know, Megan has my cock in her mouth as she tries to extract the rest. My apologies to any mongers I disturbed while crying out loudly in ecstasy.

What a fucking blast, literally and figuratively. Enjoy you fuckers.

[Ezcumezgo80]

Great review! What was the damage?

An hour massage is 70 and the rest can be figured out from other posts. I do my homework when I am traveling so I don't change the rates in areas.

I am in good shape, always showered, clean clothes, fresh breath, always smile, treat them nice, have a sense of humor and have confidence without being arrogant.

[JoseMaldonado6]

I wonder why you'd want to share Megan's perfect body and her sexual attention with someone else during the session?

It would be hot to watch someone hit it from the back while she's sucking me off.