Massage Parlor Reports

**PapiKulo** · 08-22-24 12:53

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

For those of you who have not seen her, RTFF and you will want call right away.

Great Massage.

Great Nipples.

You can get a hair cut an nail job too with easy set up, safe apartment, easy parking Annandale!

PM if you need more.

Search the forum for Tara for lots more.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3036765-205535

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**TheOuroboros** · 08-22-24 12:32

You know the saying, you either die a hero or live long enough.

Well I'm entering the villain arc in my life now so no you will not get the name of the massage parlor or the name of the lady. I'll leave those fun and games for my boy PJ.

What I will do is tell you a certain infamous spa has a new crewmate who's a young 22 year old bombshell from Spain, and boy was I blown away. Long dark hair, big brown eyes, and a body like a model equipped with some gorgeous natural Cs that hung off her like fruit from a eutopia tree. Menu seems open allowed DFK but the rivers were running red this month so she told me I'd have to wait but promised me that when the waters clear up there would be brighter horizons on future ventures.

I'd normally say run don't walk but I'm open to DM seniors as not to cause a fucking mob riot of horny mongers to muck it up for everyone. One at a time folks.

**DoYouKnow** · 08-22-24 12:11

Looks like they are back open and have some really cute spinners over there. Who's on board right now is CiCi which is now my new go to. Maybe around 100 lbs could be less, I'm thinking a 32 Big C or D, nice small bottom and great great service. Long black hair with some really nice lips. Pretty good massage as well. Service all around, I would definitely give here around an in book. Always leaving room for improvement. $$. Nana is there and such a beauty as well. Didn't partake with her yet. And SaSa is there as well. Worth the visit for me today and then some. Happy Mongering.

They are no longer operating out the hotel.

**AsianLover3000** · 08-22-24 08:14

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

Haha my folks live in Austin and as I mentioned I work often in VA. I live in San Diego. She travels all over, Seattle, Chicago and Los Angeles but I have not seen her in any of those cities. I don't get to those cities very often. Anytime that our paths and schedules cross each other I definitely make it a point to go and see her because she is a very special person.

I came up with the name TacoManVa because I get great tacos down in San Diego because we are so close to the Mexican border, and the VA obviously stands for Virginia which is where I travel to work oftentimes.

I didn't find Mali to be very attractive; however, her Thai friend Annie was cute, nice body and good service (BBBJ and CFS). She said she is here a month.

**BubbleBoi402** · 08-22-24 00:20

Repost from another site:

I'm overly excited after learning that Wed is back! Its current line up is Cici and Coco. I already spent two dates with Coco before, so booked appointment with Cici. Showed up and met a pretty girl of spinner type with tastefully done MM B's. I knew that I would have a great time! She led me to the room. I handed her the usual all-in donation. She smiled and showered with me soon afterwards. She thoroughly cleaned the junior and helped rub my back. Always nice to have someone do the cleaning!

Back in the room and laid face down, Cici began her massage routine. She didn't use much oil, which I liked very much due to my sensitive skin. I enjoyed her stroke, though harder pressure would be my preference. Still, some of my muscle tensions got released after a long day of hard work. After about 25 minutes, the light finger teasing started. I knew that it was time to flip. She went straight to my nipples to commence the cat-bathing. She was a superb teaser and her tongue felt very tender. She slowly licked her way down to the shaft, then showed off her amazing BLS and BBBJ skills. No teeth and it felt incredible! She took her time and would find the most pleasurable stroke to maximize the sensation. It was one of the few times I worried that I might lose it. Told her I was ready and she put on the raincoat. We got going with standing Mish. Didn't expect that her kitty remained this tight when I was the last customer of the day! After a while, switched to doggy, which was her preferred position. She didn't make much sound but suddenly let out some louder moans. Not for too long, she was about to cum and demanded speedier pounding. I happily obliged and went to town for her. I rested a bit after her O and used the time to nurse that pair of lovely man-mades. I finally went for the traditional Mish with lots of DFK. She was an amazing kisser. I eventually released in the bag, feeling exhausted but refreshed.

Cici helped me with the farewell shower and I left happily with a kiss on the cheek. She will stay till the end of August. I'm just overly excited that Wed is finally back!

**Novacreeper** · 08-21-24 22:26

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Thanks for the clarity gents! Andrea certainly does look hot!

As a side note, I don't get people's issue with finding what FHOH is. Not being familiar with the area or Paul Simon's work I was able to find the place in 20 minutes. In fact the Paul Simon addition probably added 10 minutes to my time.

Thanks for the valuable side note referring to a month old post. So sorry you were so inconvenienced during your, no doubt, very busy day. 10 minutes. Gosh.

**VaMong** · 08-21-24 21:18

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Fairfax is Eliana.

McLean is Andrea (looks hot!)

https://www.instagram.com/empire_myw...gwZTFkNmx1Mm85

Lou.

Thanks for the clarity gents! Andrea certainly does look hot!

As a side note, I don't get people's issue with finding what FHOH is. Not being familiar with the area or Paul Simon's work I was able to find the place in 20 minutes. In fact the Paul Simon addition probably added 10 minutes to my time.

**Proflou2019** · 08-21-24 20:14

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

Fairfax is Eliana.

McLean is Andrea (looks hot!)

https://www.instagram.com/empire_myw...gwZTFkNmx1Mm85

Lou.

**BbqCreme** · 08-21-24 18:21

Originally Posted by VaMong [View Original Post]

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

They have two locations, txt the number and they'll tell you where to go.

**VaMong** · 08-21-24 18:09

Originally Posted by CrucialCloudz [View Original Post]

I went and saw Eliana in McLean yesterday. You have to text the number / handler to set up the appointment and she / they give you the green light or schedules the time. Luckily I was able to go right in since I went relatively early, noon 12 pm. I entered and she greeted me and she is absolutely gorgeous and smokin body.

Was thinking of giving Eliana a shot tomorrow but I'm thrown off by saying is it McLean. I'm from Richmond but the only Empire I could find was in Fairfax. Is there something I'm missing?

**NarrowLeeway** · 08-21-24 14:31

I have been 4 times, 3 have been with Lisa. She teases a bit but nothing offered and I haven't pushed it. Once with Gigi, who was more forward and handsy. Services seem to be available, but it's expensive and I probably won't be returning enough to find out.

**Uboatct** · 08-20-24 18:14

How's the English spoken at this place or will I need a translator app?

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

Ruby is the new girl. She looks like she could pass off as a 19-22 why / o, but she's definitely in her mid 20's.

Overall very shy girl, thin body. Decent chest for her overall size.

**OldBoomer** · 08-20-24 17:26

For those of you who have not seen her, RTFF and you will want call right away.

Great Massage.

Great Nipples.

You can get a hair cut an nail job too with easy set up, safe apartment, easy parking Annandale!

PM if you need more.

Search the forum for Tara for lots more.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...3036765-205535

**BbqCreme** · 08-19-24 19:43

Originally Posted by DeeMoney23 [View Original Post]

To my May Wellness guru's, which provider at May would you all recommend and say has the best body type? Looking for whoever at least has C's up top and has some semblance of a booty. I'm a Maryland guy who is finally going to take the plunge at May this evening since I will be in that area. Any responses are much appreciated!

Ruby is the new girl. She looks like she could pass off as a 19-22 why / o, but she's definitely in her mid 20's.

Overall very shy girl, thin body. Decent chest for her overall size.

**TacoManVa** · 08-19-24 19:35

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

This Mali person travels from Cali to Texas to Virginia, and in each state she allegedly is working in, you "review" her. Sounds like you are her free advertiser.

Haha my folks live in Austin and as I mentioned I work often in VA. I live in San Diego. She travels all over, Seattle, Chicago and Los Angeles but I have not seen her in any of those cities. I don't get to those cities very often. Anytime that our paths and schedules cross each other I definitely make it a point to go and see her because she is a very special person.

I came up with the name TacoManVa because I get great tacos down in San Diego because we are so close to the Mexican border, and the VA obviously stands for Virginia which is where I travel to work oftentimes.