Massage Parlor Reports

[Goofy89]

Just curious are walk ins accepted or do I need to text / call to book an appointment?

[Skeever]

I've seen a lot of positive press about Relax on the forums lately, so I made a visit to investigate late on a Friday morning. I was greeted at the door by Michelle, who is pretty cute. Maybe somewhere in the 30's, great body, pair of solid Bs, and a few tattoos (which I was surprised to see, but looked good). Her English is also pretty good, with only minor repetition need a few times, and always with a cheerful attitude. In the room, I pretended I'd been there before and requested the 45 minutes with table shower. A donation of $$ was requested, which I had ready thanks to the advanced intel of the fine folks here. Cash went into hand and the fun started immediately.

Michelle's dress hit the floor, and we headed back to the table shower. The room is tiny, but the table is pretty nice and very comfortable. After a light washing of my back, Michelle was very soon rubbing her T&A over me with some enthusiasm. It went on long enough that I started to get worried I might pop from the friction against the table. After a little extra scrubbing between the cheeks, she put her tongue to good use. On the flip, my little buddy had the pleasure of meeting her chest and mouth. Again, through sheer force of will, I kept my control until the shower ended--probably 10 minutes later, maybe slightly longer. Best table shower I've ever had, hands down.

After drying off, it was back to the room, and immediately on to finishing what had been started. Michelle climbed aboard, and there was more BBBJ and an offering of DATY. It was a real treat, but the action was less exciting than in the shower, and L'il Skeever wasn't ready to give up the game. An offering of L3 was presented, but I declined and promised to wrap things up (time-wise, that is). Good to my word, I delivered a CIM, and Michelle spent a few minutes cleaning things up. WHEW!

There was a little time left on the clock, so Michelle gave me a light massage for about 5 minutes before getting me ready to leave. I didn't even mind that it was maybe the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. Like, elbows into spine levels of bad.

In closing, a very successful first visit, and Michelle was a pure delight. I'll rate her looks an 8, and her services and enthusiasm a 9. I will indeed be returning as my schedule allows, and I hope other MTs here are similarly talented.

[DWaits]

Anybody been to mp on howard near California / dodge in evanston passed by the other day and front looks different.

If you call the number or text, they will point you to Church and Dodge location.

[Goofy89]

That spot closed down.

Damn well thanks appreciate info.

[ShakeNBake69]

Anybody been to mp on howard near California / dodge in evanston passed by the other day and front looks different.

That spot closed down.

[Goofy89]

Anybody been to mp on howard near California / dodge in evanston passed by the other day and front looks different.

[DeeDee86]

I've been there 3 times since the raid. First time is buck 40 for standard 1/2 hr pretend massage and L1. Old pay structure was in place.

2nd time I am had Amy. Went with the table massage. Really fun. That's 2 and uncovered L2 with massage to follow. Which actually was nice.

3rd time was Michele. Different level. Decent body. Friendly. Better english than most. Table shower was fun and she gives a nice hint of what; s coming.

Room massage isn; t much a one. Finish where you left off. Except L3 was offered. No extra. Dropped 2 and was out the door. She did not rush. She's very nice. If any of you remember Amanda from there-this is the new Amanda. PSE.

Total regime change there. New girls. Michele. Best I could figure leaves tomorrow and returns 2 half of September. Totally worth it. In my opinion. She's flirty. So play along.

Brought 2 and left with 0. Figured that would happen.

[JakehLee89]

Went with Tina. She looks thin and well aged (seems like man made C). Her massage is not good, but I was hoping the fun part was good. She expects too much for L1 so I passed. Evanston seems to be dead nowadays.

[Falken]

I stumbled upon this tweet about a federal homeland security raid at Oakton S pa back in late June? If it's indeed the feds, it looks like they used local police for the raid though judging by the photos: https://x.com/KyleMazzaWUNF/status/1801702090173022457 Anyone know if they are still open or got shut down? They were in my occasional rotation of massage / L1 places and it seemed like everything was pretty standard there. I haven't been there since a couple weeks prior to this post. Pretty scary that I only missed it by a little bit. A quick Google search yielded a CBS news blurb about this June raid and the news speculated it could be related to prostitution but there was nothing else and no announcement about arrests. It makes me think they didn't find anything. It's also hilarious that an entire tactical police swat team gets dispatched to a harmless corner massage place with tiny Asian massage therapists inside. It is such a mind boggling waste of tax and police resources. The ladies here were always friendly. I hope they escaped any legal trouble.

Between this Oakton raid and the one in Evanston recently, I have been a bit hesitant to try newer places in this region that haven't been reviewed. I've seen a Skokie massage ad on RR lately that intrigues me and I texted for info and found out they work out of a hotel. Rates are a bit steeper than an AMP but I'm willing to pay if the girls looks similar to the ones in the photos. It sounds like L2 and L3 are not on the table but the girls in the pics are smokin. Some red flags for me are the pics get changed every few days, the area code is in California, and I can't find any reviews. I am thinking about TOFTT but a little scared of walking into something Uncle LEO has set up. I know that generally speaking, they usually do escort listings for stings and not body rubs but you can never be too careful. In any case, if someone has intel on this one, (even in a PM) I'd be grateful. https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...lax-56207.html.

[Chita]

Expected closer because too many reviews about specific girl on both Howard and Eva. Then LEO raids how someone can run a business.

Take it easy and have fun. Stay safe.

Drove past the Howard location and it looks like it is closed. No lights around 6 pm.

[OrdLover]

I had read about the suspected sale and I did notice a difference but mostly when I call. The woman who answers the phone doesn't speak much English so learning about who is available and setting up an appointment is nearly impossible.

I have been there recently and met both Amy and Lilly. Both give good massages but very different up top. Amy was blessed with big tits which I enjoyed Russian style and Lilly is considerably smaller. Both have good attitudes and an open menu.

With the management change, I did press my luck with lower rates for extras and had some marginal success.

I'm giving the new management a try and will be watching to see who they may rotate through next month.

Fingers crossed.

Drove past the Howard location and it looks like it is closed. No lights around 6 pm.

[Jimmy Sixty9]

I had read about the suspected sale and I did notice a difference but mostly when I call. The woman who answers the phone doesn't speak much English so learning about who is available and setting up an appointment is nearly impossible.

I have been there recently and met both Amy and Lilly. Both give good massages but very different up top. Amy was blessed with big tits which I enjoyed Russian style and Lilly is considerably smaller. Both have good attitudes and an open menu.

With the management change, I did press my luck with lower rates for extras and had some marginal success.

I'm giving the new management a try and will be watching to see who they may rotate through next month.

Fingers crossed.

[OPIllini]

This week, I stopped by Sunrise Massage on Dempster in Skokie. As veteran mongers recall, Lifetime Spa used to be here, and I read past reports that fun could be had here. But that didn't turn out to be the case as I went to Sunrise twice only to get leave with blue balls. There's a sign in the room that says "do not touch the masseuse", so I should've known right then and there. Nevertheless, I thought I'd go through with it since I already had paid for a 90-minute massage.

The first MT (I forgot to ask her name) was in her early 50's, a bit on the tall and slender side, with curly hair. Face wasn't attractive, but not ugly either, and she didn't speak any English. Her massage skills were good as she worked out the kinks, but she made sure to not give any hints of something extra being possible.

After an hour, she said, "massage over". I wanted to tell her I paid for 90 minutes, but the language barrier meant it wasn't worth it. Instead, I explained to the MMS (Kristen?) the situation, and she gave me the difference back, which I appreciated. She also told me that she would massage me on my next visit and give me an extra 30 minutes for free.

I took her up on the offer, and instead of waiting for another day, I said I would stay. So off to the room Kristen and I went. Kristen, who is also in her 50's with average looks, allowed me to rub and caress her calves briefly, but that was as close as I got to initiating any possible fun. On the flip, she said that her husband was on his way to pick her up; when she mentioned that, I knew that I was going to get shut out on extras. It's my experience that most MTs who are married are massage-only types. However, I will say Kristen's massage was really good, and I would go back if in the area for that.

YMMV if the staff is familiar and comfortable with you, but I'm guessing it'll take multiple visits before they do. I live in the near west suburbs, so it's likely that I'll stick to the area going forward.

[OPIllini]

Recently stopped by Mongolian Massage Lab on Dempster next to the Skokie Swift terminal. Got a 4-hand massage with Emma and Michelle.They’re both older ladies; not ugly, but plain-looking.

I undressed completely like I usually do when I'm at an AMP, but when Emma entered the room (which was spacious and clean by the way), she gasped and walked right back out. Right there I knew it was a legit spot, so I sheepishly put back on my underwear, and Emma re-entered the room. I asked for strong massage (I really needed it), and Emma and Michelle delivered. But no extras, not even a hint. I thought about trying this place again, but after reading previous reports that indicate the AMPs on Dempster are no-play zones (unless they know you really well), I'll pass. Still, a great spot if you're in need of a good, legit massage.

The search for an AMP that has good to great massage from a good-looking masseuse along with a possibility of at least a L1 continues.

[Philip Q]

Stopped in Thursday early evening. Greeted at door by Lily. Opted for the hour session with table shower, which was playful and thorough. Plenty of teasing in shower with a preview of what was to come in the massage room. She is petite with an amazing ass. Session wasn't rushed. I met Mia on the way out the door, she was another petite beautiful girl in her mid to late 30's, with a tight body. They invited me to return for a 4 hand session, I'll let you know how that goes, I plan on returning this weekend to indulge in a dual session. Highly recommend a visit here. Standard rates, but I tipped extra as the level of service was well worth it.

Sounds like people are getting good service here recently. I was there about a month ago and the service was pretty bad. I paid $$ for FS. I got the FS, but she seemed largely uninterested in anything except getting me out the door. Does anybody know how frequently they rotate the girls?