Massage Parlor Reports

**Mike61** · 04-18-25 02:55

There's a place that was known to be Open Massage that now has a new name. Stopped in a few days ago and drew Mia. Well worth the $$ total (. 40 to the house the rest to Mia).

Good looking broad, nice tits. Hit me up if you want more details, but you can get all the services that you need (don't know about TAILPIPE stuff, doubt it.).

**Mike61** · 03-12-25 12:34

Oh, how I long for the days of Heavenly Massage and its parade of angels. You always had an 8/10 shot of getting a real winner. A combination of beauty and service that had not been seen in our home in the valley. Now, we have to settle for standard middle of nowhere AMP wares. Ranging from old to oldest and okay service to slightly more okay service.

When will the Chinese come back and fix our drought?

Pour one out for the good old days, these tough times shall too pass.

**LabiaFedora** · 03-01-25 03:05

Drove through to Fresno from SoCal and was able to see both Sasha and Bella at Kern. Would recommend either but try to go when its not too busy as first time I went was annoyingly crowded luckily I got in early enough but my provider had to revisit and the second time was one of 2 others probably. Massages are great relacations regardless of potential extras I wanted to get the service I set out to get.

**JohnHada** · 01-30-25 18:45

Does anyone recognize this lady's name?

PM me.

Thanks.

**TopDog** · 12-13-24 18:11

Elite Massage recently opened at a new spot. If you are familiar with them and want more info, contact me. Got a text last week from her and saw her today. She may not be everyone type of girl but she is still one of my all time favs (despite no f / s or BJ).

**Luvyoungskanks** · 08-25-24 15:36

Are there any Latina message parlors in Bakersfield?

**TopDog** · 08-09-24 10:05

Anyone here been to LH on 34th st? Been there twice. 1st time she let me remove the covers on the flip but didn't come close to "Mr Happy". 2nd time on the flip, again remove the covers but she quickly covered me up. The girl I saw was young, cute maybe could lose about 10 lbs (not fat). On the way out she gave me a long hug with a big smile.

**BSouthgate** · 05-10-24 13:29

I was on the road visiting a relative. Decided to try Bakersfield.

Kern Massage is next to a dental clinic. Convenient to visit after root canal.

CiCi is cute and friendly. Instead of opening with my usual "My crotch needs work. " I followed a more traditional path and just lay prone on the table while she pretended to massage my back. After a few minutes, I asked her to concentrate on my oversized butt to decrease its bulk. She laughed and started tickling my love sacs with her fingernails. OMG, how good that feels! I turned over and showed her my love tool, pointing at the ceiling. She gave out a little "Oooh, so big. " This made my passion rod cry a few drops. She asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted her to do everything she would do in a marriage bed and that I would give her a significant financial reward. With little hesitation, her mouth descended on and engulfed the super-sensitive head of my organ, ingesting the small river of precum. The rest of the session was paradise. I was lucky. Erotic masseuses often get off with their customers and this depends more on their own psyche and physiology than it does on whether we look like Tom Cruise. It was probably Cici's mid-cycle high time and she was in a good mood for horniness. It would great if the ladies wore a badge that glowed when they are most horny. Enjoy.

**DontAskDontTel** · 05-10-24 10:12

Originally Posted by BenHorny32 [View Original Post]

I came in and was introduced to Jenny. She was awesome. She's hot. Hot body, hot smile and very hot service. I decided to go later in the evening so it was a bit more discrete. When I walked in she came out of the back rooms wearing a sexy skin tight black lace dress. Beautiful hair. She took me to a room and gave me a somewhat decent massage. She is very sexy. I said "everything" and we went at it nonstop for the rest of the session. She really gets in to it and is very vocal in telling you how much she likes it too! Many delights on the plate, I have some favorites and she was happy to oblige. I will come back, Enjoy!

I had a likewise experience, It was everything I wanted and more. More to the point though I was greeted with a smile and a hug even though I had never been there and was well taken care of. A poor soul walked in after my session had started and I could here him haggling and trying to muddle through an awkward conversation before being shooed out the door. My massage was actually decent and covered the full body, even washed off the oil with a hot cloth before the flip.

Fellas, if you have never been to an AMP you can tell if they provide the accoutrements just by the way of the setup. Usually it will be setup similar to a Dispensary where the front may have only a seat with a tinted window and you can't see to the back. Cash talks, so don't come in with your "Debit Card", there will always be a house fee and they will expect you to know it (usually. 6 or less for an hour). Tip well at the start (I know it seems counter intuitive, but they will know you're there to be taken care of). If you want to go up a notch and the session is going well from the base options you were looking for they will usually entertain you for the right donation.

**TopDog** · 02-22-24 15:10

Eastern massage looks like under new ownership? Visited today, been awhile, inside has change, new girls.

Does anyone know where Mary went? I tried asking the girls here, but they didn't understand English.

**TopDog** · 11-22-23 10:35

There is a AMP in town that I visit that has 2 tall Asians, one is around 5'8" and another that I had never seen was at least 5'10". Both will put a smile on your face but no other extras.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 10-27-23 23:34

I was stuck in one in these everything closes at 8 o clock towns and Bakersfield was the closest oasis. With not much info to go on I made my way to Ding.

I was greeted at the door by a MILFly librarian type.

Paid for the half. Didn't seem to be a shower so went straight to the rub. Good rub actually. I medium with light touch mix. I would not have minded going for a full hour in hindsight.

She asked me to flip and negotiations started. 6 for L1, 10 for L2. The lack of shower deter3 d me from asking about L3. I went with L1.

The enthusiasm of her performance had me wishing to upgrade. Her technique was new to me and she was good at it.

Cleaned me up and out the door. Purpose served. A good time was had by all.

Back to the desert I go until it's time to fly out. ✌65039;.

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-07-23 10:20

Hey there fellas!

I will be passing through your town before the weekend I believe and was reading through the forum for some good spots for a nice massage and fun. It looks like Ding and Kern are the two spots I'm leaning towards. If there are other spots or girls I must see while I'm in your city, please let me know. Any recommendations are greatly appreciated. Thanks!

**TheGreatOne22** · 07-25-23 01:22

Heading to Paso Robles next week and wondering where the best Asian Spa is? Definitely looking for more than a happy ending. Any and all information is greatly appreciated. Thank you.