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08-09-24 23:26 #8886Senior Member

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This chick is a MUST AVOID. Seriously, she is mentally ill and not in a fun way. https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SashaSwan.
Where to begin? Everything in her ad is a lie. First she is closer to 34 than 24. Second she does not do any GFE at all. No kissing, no daty, and a CBJ. She wouldn't let me touch her hair or her tits (covered with her hands and a pillow doing the deed). She made me go super slow to start, telling me to get away from her and lay on the bed and "calm down", then was in the bathroom then on her phone then making small talk while arms-length away. Then at some point she casually said well it looks like you have 10 min left you'd better hurry if you want to nut, grabbed a rubber and literally tossed it on the bed while she checked her phone again. Gave me some weak head then stopped without asking and moved into doggie. I did the deed in about 2 min doggie because I was there and horny, just wanted to nut and leave. Of course she complained to go slower, you're going too hard, even cursed me under her breath at one point LOL. After getting dressed when I complained she said she just didn't like me and that I had shitty taste in clothes and bad style (LOL? She said all of us guys from HX are the same anyway and she's sick of us, she just takes pleasure knowing she is taking money from guys who are probably cheating on wives or girlfriends or are incels who can't get laid (during this rant is when the mental illness became clear. Bear in mind that she never raised her voice and her eyes were level, straight and dark the whole time, just pure calm hatred like a legit psychopath). I'm a big guy but I did not turn my back on her getting dressed. Worse than the worst Fig street girl I've ever had, which is saying something. She is mentally broken and hateful to the point it's a bit shocking.
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08-09-24 13:31 #8885Senior Member

Posts: 136I got in!
The night the pics went live, I happened to see the update a minute after the booker uploaded the pics and immediately dived in. Ms. Deya was late by 30 minutes but that's the norm with this booker (but to the booker's credit s / he was communicating with me every 10 minutes or so and was very apologetic), so come prepared with a drink, something to read, a full cell charge, and a cool spot to chill.
Originally Posted by Jbjb1983
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The pics are accurate and recent- she's ivory skinned, and she has the pinkest vag and areolas I've ever encountered. You can barely see her areolas because they are so light. I had a great time. I think she was stressed because of the late start, or guarded. That was a minor issue but towards the end she started laughing and getting comfortable. So I think a repeat with me will start with having her just lay down and get a massage or something to get her into the moment is a good trick with her. She's also an immigrant and English is her second language- she speaks English well but she's not very talkative and lazer focused on pleasing.
Because of the delay, the booker teased me by sending me 3 very explicit and hot Hustler-esque pics of Deya and one had a shot from behind and man she has a porn star butthole- meaning there's been some activity there- not major but you can see she's done anal. Turns out she might do greek if you are small and she's in the mood to do it, she said, which is why it's not on the menu. I probably could have gotten it with my angry 4 inches but I was happy with just aiming for a CIP. But her butthole sucked in my thumb in doggy and man it felt good and she took it with ease. CIA is my goal for next time or at least I'll bring plug.
Menu was honored. No issues at all. Took the CIP like a champ. But to be honest: I don't think she's thrilled with BB and if she goes solo, like the others from this booker have done, bb will likely be the first thing to drop from her menu. Upsell for the BB was reasonable.
This is the third girl I've met from this booker and this one was by far the best. I think with a repeat, spending a few minutes to get her into the moment and comfortable, she'll be a superstar.
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08-09-24 02:34 #8884Regular Member

Posts: 3Saturnluvsu
Join the club. Actually got a reply from her with her #. Texted her with my handle. No reply. Tried again later when she was back in oc. Same, no reply to # or pm. She is on my list of must see's but eh think I might give up at this point. BTW hx users posted the same thing.
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08-08-24 18:04 #8883Senior Member

Posts: 830Already canceled me today! Megansmodels booker said a client beat her up on my main phone, and the other phone I usually book they said she got her period. Megansmodel is the worst booker ever! If any of you got lucky report how it went! I honestly thought it was going to go well! I booked that hot little 19 year old Asian girl who was here a month or 2 ago! They cancelled on my main but luckily my backup they went through and didnt cancel so I was able to see that last hot young Asian.
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08-08-24 14:26 #8882Regular Member

Posts: 15Saturnluvsu?
Is she hard to get a hold of? Or does she have requirements or something?
I have a pretty good network but can never seem to get a reply from her.
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08-08-24 03:12 #8881Senior Member

Posts: 136Meganmodels' new model- Deya
I think Deya's pictures show Meganmodel's best girl yet. Hopefully the pics are real. Menu from booker is reasonable and open. Let's see how fast you degenerates ruin her.
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08-06-24 12:57 #8880Regular Member

Posts: 71Maribel
She told me she's just getting started in porn which is why she doesn't have a lot of videos yet.
Originally Posted by PaulSgv
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To address some other comments, she told me she was in a car accident a while back which limits her ability to work out these days. She's got a little meat on her bones now but I wouldn't call her fat. Still has a nice ass and perky tits. Donation is 400 for full GFE with CIMWS included, Greek extra. Not a bargain but not terrible with today's GPS inflated prices.
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08-06-24 08:08 #8879Senior Member

Posts: 67Yes! Wow, she gained a lot of weight. I remember when she's was ParkerPhoenix, she was thin and petite.
Originally Posted by Stumpary
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08-06-24 02:33 #8878Senior Member

Posts: 56I'd fully support her move to the SFV. Reckon she's hot and would see in the SFV. The West Side is just brutal to get to in the times I can get there. Might blow thru some $$ however LOL.
Originally Posted by Mikeytho19
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08-06-24 01:29 #8877Senior Member

Posts: 90What are her new rates? $400 And and extra 100 for Greek is out of my range.
Originally Posted by SfvHobby
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08-06-24 01:09 #8876Senior Member

Posts: 7213Yah, I tried and she said No even flashed several benjis.
Originally Posted by Mikeytho19
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08-05-24 21:58 #8875Senior Member

Posts: 73Maribel Porn
She didn't do much. I googled Maribel Lopez Porn and these were the first 2 links that came up.
https://twitter.com/maribellopezxxx
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...=65d520619b956
Like I said before, I think she's better in person.
Originally Posted by PaulSgv
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08-05-24 21:39 #8874Senior Member

Posts: 320She was a bombshell when she was younger. Someone please post her younger pics for old times sake.
Originally Posted by Mikeytho19
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08-05-24 21:27 #8873Senior Member

Posts: 178She did porn? Any links available?
Originally Posted by SfvHobby
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She's fantastically beautiful, but that price and no BBFS is a barrier for me.
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08-05-24 12:46 #8872Regular Member

Posts: 71Maribel
Had a great time with her a few weeks back. I'll repeat at some point but waiting as the commute to her current incall is a pain for me. She said she's thinking of moving to Burbank or Glendale which would be great. Were you able to get BBFS? She told me her one rule is no BBFS.
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