Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

pop in for a nice slow BBBJCIMNQBS, usually for $.40. YMMV.

Is the mani-pedi included in that price or does it cost extra?

[DonkeyPunch411]

I'm better than this. I know my post count isn't in the hundreds here but I've been in the hobby for a minute now. I should have sniffed it out before getting undressed and handing over the two bills but I didn't, so now I'm hoping to help you not make the same mistake.

Ruby didn't remember me from before, red flag #1. Upselling to four hand massage right away and showing me other girls after I specifically told Ruby I was there to see her, red flag #2. Skipping the massage and getting right on her knees while I'm the armchair, maybe we're going to be OK.

Nope.

Oh you want BBBJ, you pay more money. Red flag #3. I should have stopped the show there and got everything but the house fee back at this point. DATY? You pay more money, RF #4.

Very unenthusiastic covered mish and doggy, swimming in lube, followed then by a C+ hand job. I stopped her before I finished. Mad more at myself than her. After stopping her I got every excuse in the book. Then asked again to go to the ATM and pull out more cash. Nah lady, you're never getting another dime out of me.

Now I get it, some of you may think I have bad hygiene or have a bad attitude, and that shut the party down. I can't prove to you that I don't, so I won't bother. This is more about injecting a little reality into the board so you can save some cash and not encourage this type of behavior when everything we spend money on is too expensive already.

No, Tacoma isn't Renton, but $$ can still get you more than plenty if you avoid shops like this, share what you know, and watch out for red flags. Not to leave you all empty handed, I got some North Tacoma intel for you:

Lily of the same-named Nail Salon is in Vietnam for a month. MILF Amy has replaced her. We had an interesting conversation, and after I showed her a couple pics and texts of Lily and I, she was very interested in me staying. Another time I told her. These older Viet MILFs like it when I play hard to get, don't ask me why it works. I'm confident $$ will get you there, if a Viet MILF does it for you. The place itself inside is not the best, but I get my weed next door so I will sometimes pop in for a nice slow BBBJCIMNQBS, usually for $.40. YMMV.

[AussieFury]

Can you give us some details on her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6731911

[Johnnieb33]

Nice. I got a great vibe from Nana when I met her. Glad to hear she's worth a visit. Thanks for the great intel.

Is Nana clean shaven? Was the FS covered?

[Johnnieb33]

I'm headed to Pink Ocean tomorrow to see one of my true MILF spinner ATFs. Great massage, great tiny body, great service.

If you see her before I do tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.

She's a blast.

Can you give us some details on her.

[AussieFury]

I'm headed to Pink Ocean tomorrow to see one of my true MILF spinner ATFs. Great massage, great tiny body, great service.

If you see her before I do tell her "hi" from Big Monkey.

She's a blast.

[AussieFury]

Went to Lulu this past weekend and drew a girl calling herself nene (She was young said she was 24, nice body, not much ass but I'm more of a tit guy and she had a nice rack. She was really playful. I stick to HJs and titty play so I can't comment on the FS for you dirty fuks.

BTW, I'm assuming when you guys throw down $$ for the hour that includes the house fee? Or is the $$ in addition to the house fee. Relatively new to these FS spots, since I moved over from Gig Harbor and it's mostly HJ only over there. Want to make sure I'm not getting overcharged LOL. TIA.

Yep. 200 all in.

9 times out of they they gladly accept it.

1 time out of ten they will ask for more. Pick the money up, politely imply that you have no more and are leaving, and that 9 times turns into 10 times out of ten.

[RobertoRoboto1]

Went to Lulu this past weekend and drew a girl calling herself nene (She was young said she was 24, nice body, not much ass but I'm more of a tit guy and she had a nice rack. She was really playful. I stick to HJs and titty play so I can't comment on the FS for you dirty fuks.

BTW, I'm assuming when you guys throw down $$ for the hour that includes the house fee? Or is the $$ in addition to the house fee. Relatively new to these FS spots, since I moved over from Gig Harbor and it's mostly HJ only over there. Want to make sure I'm not getting overcharged LOL. TIA.

[PnwVette]

I have driven by this place a few times. "Rose Spa" in Lakewood on Steilacoom blvd. I finally stopped by just to check. Sexy auntie working. Sadly, I didn't have time for a session. If anyone has been there and has some intel, I am really curious how she is.

[AussieFury]

I have to hobby on a budget so I prefer to only go to places that have recommendations. Can someone please recommend a place with a hot Korean or Japanese FS provider? It can be anywhere in the Tacoma, Federal Way or Puyallup area. I appreciate any Intel in advance and will report the experience, good or bad to contribute.

Much potential in all three cities. Lotus FedWay is great rn with BeiBei and Nana.

[MeridianTime]

I have to hobby on a budget so I prefer to only go to places that have recommendations. Can someone please recommend a place with a hot Korean or Japanese FS provider? It can be anywhere in the Tacoma, Federal Way or Puyallup area. I appreciate any Intel in advance and will report the experience, good or bad to contribute.

[LeftForDawn]

What's the deal with Kings?

I've only ever seen one woman there: the same chubby auntie who seems incapable of smiling.

She never offers to show other providers. I've never stayed.

Kings is odd, years back it used to be legit only. But back then I'd say it had more beautiful women. Always made you think that it could lead to more but never did.

Then it became full service but not the best lookers.

For a while yep only saw one chubby girl there for a long time. Or it would only be 1 person ever.

I did end up staying and had an alright time, not used to seeing three girls here. The one I chose had a pretty face, nice chest and in the dress I was hoping for a nice ass, but once it came off that ass was almost non existent.

Better places out there for sure.

[MeridianTime]

What's the deal with Kings?

I've only ever seen one woman there: the same chubby auntie who seems incapable of smiling.

She never offers to show other providers. I've never stayed.

It's been a few months since I've been there. I started off with an auntie but it got really busy and I had already said I only wanted HE, mainly because she was not my type. So she handed me off to a younger and more attractive provider and ended up getting FS. There was constant interruptions thought so I never went back. Especially since this was back when Emma was available at Lulu.

[AussieFury]

I stopped by today at meridian massage and kings massage down the street.

Body massage, the one who answered was an auntie probably closer to granny but not ugly, the other girl she brought out was a bit younger maybe mid 30's not ugly just a little plain looking. I would say the younger one is still okay though I'll check in, in the future if they bring in some more attractive ones. They both did seem bored and seemed like they were waiting for someone to service so maybe they will give a good job.

Kings massage had 3 girls. The one who answered also the oldest. 2nd girl looked cute, third girl was the youngest and most attractive, actually had a very cute face and nice white dress that accented her figure, I'll come back for this one I think.

What's the deal with Kings?

I've only ever seen one woman there: the same chubby auntie who seems incapable of smiling.

She never offers to show other providers. I've never stayed.

[MeridianTime]

I stopped by today at meridian massage and kings massage down the street.

Body massage, the one who answered was an auntie probably closer to granny but not ugly, the other girl she brought out was a bit younger maybe mid 30's not ugly just a little plain looking. I would say the younger one is still okay though I'll check in, in the future if they bring in some more attractive ones. They both did seem bored and seemed like they were waiting for someone to service so maybe they will give a good job.

Kings massage had 3 girls. The one who answered also the oldest. 2nd girl looked cute, third girl was the youngest and most attractive, actually had a very cute face and nice white dress that accented her figure, I'll come back for this one I think.

Thanks for the Intel. I'ts sometimes hard to get info on places in Puyallup. I might check out King or wait to hear if Body massage has gotten better talent. I've been to Malan Spa and they offer FS but it is hit or miss on the quality of the talent. Door 11 is always good for attractive women but I prefer to get a massage with the service. Hopefully more people from the Puyallup area will post more, especially if they come across a talented provider.