Massage Parlor Reports

**BlueDrifter** · 07-04-24 15:57

Had few minutes to pass by so went to One of my favorite spots. Rang doorbell and waited, while waiting I hear footsteps coming up the stairs and just before they girl opened the door the door behind me opens and immediately shuts.

2 very sexy but different ladies standing in hallway, 1st one say late 20's early 30's with tight green club dress and probably full Cs up top with a very nice rear. 2nd girl waiting little further back was wearing form fitting black mini dress and had to be younger than 25.

Shown to room and usual get undressed lay on table. Massage was weak, didn't speak any English but the after activity was decent. I'm little above average but could handle the pounding without even complaining.

While in room doorbell rang once, phone rang twice and on way out passed another hobbyist on sidewalk. Busy 4th of July.

**SonChi** · 07-04-24 13:57

Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]

I've never mentioned the board, but I did not know that was a rule. Honestly I figured 80% of our lovely ladies probably knew about and read this board. Curious what others think.

Is to never mention Fight Club.

The Board is a place for us men to share stories and details. The providers have their own places to share and they do share names and experiences about all of us.

Many of us have been betrayed by someone showing a lady our previous comments about her saying "hey, you gave them more for less, look!" This causes nothing but frustration for all. The ladies get that they are popular and up their charge or simply do less next time, brothers share less and less to save their ATFs, etc.

So, my approach to the board is to get information about what may happen at that place with that provider, know who to avoid (Robberies, diseases, zero Op Sec! And to walk in with confidence. I never acknowledge the Board to the ladies, I offer info to help your brothers out, always remembering that the name of the game is YMMV.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-04-24 10:56

Originally Posted by Dom2071 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

Found this on rubrankings recently and decided to swing by and see how it was. The pictures looked intriguing and the offerings seemed solid. There was no prices listed but I figured they would be similar to most walk in massage parlors. The door is around the back and it's not the most private location. Upon entry there is a fairly large lobby space and you ring a bell. When the woman answered the door the first thing that seemed off was her state of dress. Grungy / baggy sweats. What I could see of her body looked good but it was not the most welcoming. She requested I remove my shoes and put them in a bag which she carried. We entered and she immediately went around being a counter and promptly requested $220. No welcome or fishing for info. Just a strait price is $220. I asked for info on the offerings since $220 off the bat seemed high. She proceeded to say "do you not have $220? To which I responded that I did but wanted more info. This seemed to set her off and she took the bag with my shoes, tossed it out into the lobby and loudly said "shoes please! I was surprised and she then said "$220 or shoes please!" and as I went out to get my shoes she slammed the door.

I honestly have never seen such a rude greeting at a massage parlor anywhere and I was somewhat mystified, both at the instant request of $220 to the refusal to communicate whatsoever.

Needless to say I won't try there again and highly recommend avoiding it as something seems really off about both the woman running it (she seems solo) and the way it's run.

I posted a review about her sometime a year ago as a nutcase to avoid because she's stark raving mad, but unfortunately bros missed the point of my post and zeroed in on political bullshit. Tried to make it about humor but missed the mark entirely so I'll keep this one short and sweet.

A session with her can best be described as walking a tight rope holding a balancing beam made entirely of pit vipers over a vat of acid. At the other end of the rope is the potential to bang a hot Colombian from Texas, but the line you have to tread with her is so thin that ultimately it's not worth the time, the money, or the energy. She sometimes brings in friends to work with her but she often runs solo and is the boss of the operation, but if you ask her she’ll deny it and say she isn’t because she’s hyper paranoid and clearly suffers from some case of dissociative disorder

She's been in the prostitution business for a LONG time, and when people say they fucked her brains out, this is one case where the terminology is more than just literary hyperbole. She's polarizing, divisive, and looking for any reason to attack. My figurative mine trigger happened to be based in politics and looking back on it I should have not fool heartedly walked right into the explosion and kept my blood pouring into my dick and not my brain. I came to fuck not debate. If you want a good time you have to keep your mouth shut and don't give her any reason to meltdown. I wasn't able to swallow my ego and bend the knee to her mental illness and so she ended giving me pretty much the same treatment described here.

Kiara might be THE prime example of YMMV.

**Adam2238** · 07-04-24 06:55

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Orange Spa at 2xx2 Gallows Rd Suite xxx FL in Vienna. To be fair, the spa was recently called something else.

Remember the rules:

Never mention this board.

Treat the ladies right.

YMMV.

I've never mentioned the board, but I did not know that was a rule. Honestly I figured 80% of our lovely ladies probably knew about and read this board. Curious what others think.

**BlueDrifter** · 07-04-24 06:45

Originally Posted by Dom2071 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

Found this on rubrankings recently and decided to swing by and see how it was. The pictures looked intriguing and the offerings seemed solid. There was no prices listed but I figured they would be similar to most walk in massage parlors. The door is around the back and it's not the most private location. Upon entry there is a fairly large lobby space and you ring a bell. When the woman answered the door the first thing that seemed off was her state of dress. Grungy / baggy sweats. What I could see of her body looked good but it was not the most welcoming. She requested I remove my shoes and put them in a bag which she carried. We entered and she immediately went around being a counter and promptly requested $220. No welcome or fishing for info. Just a strait price is $220. I asked for info on the offerings since $220 off the bat seemed high. She proceeded to say "do you not have $220? To which I responded that I did but wanted more info. This seemed to set her off and she took the bag with my shoes, tossed it out into the lobby and loudly said "shoes please! I was surprised and she then said "$220 or shoes please!" and as I went out to get my shoes she slammed the door.

I honestly have never seen such a rude greeting at a massage parlor anywhere and I was somewhat mystified, both at the instant request of $220 to the refusal to communicate whatsoever.

Needless to say I won't try there again and highly recommend avoiding it as something seems really off about both the woman running it (she seems solo) and the way it's run.

I posted a review about this place few weeks ago and be very glad you left. My girl wasn't so rude so spent the $220 entry fee. Everything was bad after, self service shower, crappy massage then additional $200 for extra activities. Definitely not going back.

**FearlessFlash** · 07-04-24 00:02

Trying to get back into the hobby, really into dirty talkers. Feels like a lot more FOB recently, and new women shipped in for the season. Where's the best AMP for women that will talk to you. Could even just be L1.

**Dom2071** · 07-03-24 19:31

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

Found this on rubrankings recently and decided to swing by and see how it was. The pictures looked intriguing and the offerings seemed solid. There was no prices listed but I figured they would be similar to most walk in massage parlors. The door is around the back and it's not the most private location. Upon entry there is a fairly large lobby space and you ring a bell. When the woman answered the door the first thing that seemed off was her state of dress. Grungy / baggy sweats. What I could see of her body looked good but it was not the most welcoming. She requested I remove my shoes and put them in a bag which she carried. We entered and she immediately went around being a counter and promptly requested $220. No welcome or fishing for info. Just a strait price is $220. I asked for info on the offerings since $220 off the bat seemed high. She proceeded to say "do you not have $220? To which I responded that I did but wanted more info. This seemed to set her off and she took the bag with my shoes, tossed it out into the lobby and loudly said "shoes please! I was surprised and she then said "$220 or shoes please!" and as I went out to get my shoes she slammed the door.

I honestly have never seen such a rude greeting at a massage parlor anywhere and I was somewhat mystified, both at the instant request of $220 to the refusal to communicate whatsoever.

Needless to say I won't try there again and highly recommend avoiding it as something seems really off about both the woman running it (she seems solo) and the way it's run.

**SlyFrog** · 07-03-24 17:48

I was there a while back and I think it is the only legit Korean place that I have ever been to. I got a great massage from a Korean lady that was very nice. She let me know that they have strict rules.

She told me that she also works at one of the places on Tyco rd and I should see her there, but I did not take her up on it. It has been a while, things may have changed.

Originally Posted by JayTheLive [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I ham new to the scene in VA, especially MP. I have question about the place called foot massage spa in Annandale. Do they offer cfs at all? Or is this place pure clean massage only? Anybody had any experience?

**MakeMKum** · 07-03-24 17:22

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Orange Spa at 2xx2 Gallows Rd Suite xxx FL in Vienna. To be fair, the spa was recently called something else.

Remember the rules:

Never mention this board.

Treat the ladies right.

YMMV.

No worries. I'm not traveling that far for Sarah or any other provider. My range limit from.

Fredericksburg is Springfield.

**SonChi** · 07-03-24 13:42

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

It took me no time to type Orange Spa in Google (and for google to display the address at South Tysons Office Park).

Always be nice to the ladies..

Orange Spa at 2xx2 Gallows Rd Suite xxx FL in Vienna. To be fair, the spa was recently called something else.

Remember the rules:

Never mention this board.

Treat the ladies right.

YMMV.

**MeatyLabia** · 07-03-24 13:08

This place appears to be a revolving door of non-English speaking women, I believe all are Chinese. Yoyo was no different. I had a lot of trouble communicating with her, she only had time for 30 minutes so I knew the massage wouldn't be great. It was sensual but not good for tight muscles. She let me roam on her legs while she worked the shoulders. Then 15 minutes in, she asked me to flip and then asked how much tip. I told her I have another $100 after much Google translate she accepted. We didn't discuss what I wanted though and she immediately wrapped me up and started sucking. She then offered FS which I declined. She seemed confused but I got the message across that I wanted a HJ. It was really nice and she had the softest boobs, very squeezable. And her pussy was dripping wet so that was fun too. Afterwards she didn't clean me up very well and sat with me caressing my chest for 5 minutes.

**PilotAviator** · 07-03-24 12:34

Originally Posted by MakeMKum [View Original Post]

Address of Orange Spa please. I'm fairly new to NOVA.

It took me no time to type Orange Spa in Google (and for google to display the address at South Tysons Office Park).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**MakeMKum** · 07-03-24 11:51

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Sarah is definitely Korean. I went back this past weekend to see her and Wow! I do not know if it's our new and increased frequency, but she gave me a session to remember, amazing finish, and then an amazing back massage with our remaining time. YMMV, but the convenience of Gallows Road and the availability of Sarah makes Orange Spa a winner to me.

Also, I saw a shorter, incredibly busty woman as I walked in. I did not catch her name, but she was spilling out of her very sort dress. Sarah, Ms. Busty, and Abby makes 3 ladies at Orange, someone for everyone. Enjoy.

Address of Orange Spa please. I'm fairly new to NOVA.

**OldMan713** · 07-03-24 07:26

Been awhile since I posted, but I've been getting good intel here so it's time to provide some back. I normally frequent Oasis as that was the first one I tried, and I've had good luck there, though the providers tend to be late 40's and 50's. I decided to give Pine a try and am very glad I did. New addition there named Maggie was a sight for sore eyes. She was quite pretty and looked to be early 30's. Maybe 35. She had a banging body with really nice B / C natural breasts. Nice change from the typical plastic bolt-ons. She was cheerful and teasing from the start. Nice TS and then back for the typically lacklustre massage, but that's not what I was there for anyway. 10 min and I flipped and negotiated the tip for everything. Enjoyed some great DATY, tongue teasing the boys and CBJ and CFS. She was great and I had a really good time. I'll be back. Oasis is reliable but I was glad to find another choice in the Woodbridge area.