Massage Parlor Reports

[TheRabbit]

If you know how to do Espanol and prefer big boobs and a big booty, ask for a Carmen.

How big is Carmen ass?

[Ampdude69]

In this context AA refers to Angel Acupressure in College Park, Maryland.

Ok thanks. That and Adore were confusing me. I was only familiar with CA, TK, and VIP. Not much chatter about them lately.

[DCHung]

Been away from the GB scene for a while. I hardly see any info on the spots I was familiar with. Alot about GS, which is too far for me. Gb is already a hike. Seeing alot about AA, but looks like there is two of them? Just wondering where I might have the best chance of getting good service. Younger a plus. Appreciate any info.

In this context AA refers to Angel Acupressure in College Park, Maryland.

[Ampdude69]

Been away from the GB scene for a while. I hardly see any info on the spots I was familiar with. Alot about GS, which is too far for me. Gb is already a hike. Seeing alot about AA, but looks like there is two of them? Just wondering where I might have the best chance of getting good service. Younger a plus. Appreciate any info.

[MrJusnupin1]

Thanks fellow monger Senior tribe! These most recent offerings by learned Serniors are too valuable to really describe. Thoughtful and balanced in their positions. This! Is what this forum is ALSO all about.

For now. I will pass on the long drive to G&S but, it is my own choice. Seems some pretty nice offerings can be had yet. Think I'll stick to more familiar offerings.

[BMoreDog69]

DC, you are too kind.

A couple additional comments. One of the downsides of Mali is that her techniques was, at times, too vigorous. I am not in possession of a baseball bat, or whatever metaphor you might like to use, and sometimes a little softer touch can go a long way. Also as if she was trying to rush things by her actions. At least she wasn't one of those, "are you done, yet?

Some folks might really like her, given the known additional (upsell) services offered. One would have to gauge their own personal value of a dollar, and the time needed to get there, but this experience was not unlike RL, except for the upsell and the drive.

Well I consider you one of the most trusted posters on this board. Thank you for that honest unbiased assessment.

[Assman To You]

I got a look at 3 girls available yesterday and was not impressed with any of them so I walked.

[DCHung]

Thanks to ThatBooredOne and Rico for their perspective. Since RS is closed for vacation, I decided to make the hike to G&S, which is in Oxen Hill. What a PITA! When I called for an appointment, they texted me a bunch of information, which could be helpful for finding the place, etc. A nice touch. The place is OK. Nothing great and nothing bad. There is no ante-room, so the outer door is locked, which means you're outside waiting for them to open the door, but it's in the back of a lot, and given the neighborhood, nobody gives a crap. G&S is as clean as these places get. The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so some might feel the privacy to be lacking. They have these little wrap things to wear to the shower, but then after our session, she just hung it back up, so they may be re-used Also, the massage tables have face holes.

As for Mali, I had one message, from a member, that suggested she was 6. 5/7 out of ten in looks. Now, that would be on a real 10 scale with 10 being a smoking hot lady. I'd say that Mali was a cute GND with a fairly sweet and fun personality. A couple tats. Superb C / Ds and an extra 20-30 pounds. She is solid, cute, and definitely not all that. Ages are tough, so maybe 30-something. Based on looks, I wouldn't run out the door, and I wouldn't be saying I'd found nirvana.

Normal TS. Surprisingly solid massage to start, which took a solid 30 minutes. As for the after-massage fun. That's a mixed bag. Much was average, some aggressive, some PSE-like, but all delivered with some enthusiasm, as if eager for the prize at the end. The problem for me was the value, and the extra drive. For a little extra, I could hit one of the KGirl places in Tysons and get some serious GFE / PSE. For a fair bit less, I get nearly the value in Greenbelt, with less of a PITA drive.

Maybe if G&S was closer, I might be inclined to give it, and / or another lady, another try. As it is, and especially the extra drive on the beltway, I think I am one and done. If G&S is close to you, it might be worth a look. Despite all the silly shill posts here, it's not a total bust. It's also not the end-all-be-all.

Well I consider you one of the most trusted posters on this board. Thank you for that honest unbiased assessment.

[BMoreDog69]

Thanks to ThatBooredOne and Rico for their perspective. Since RS is closed for vacation, I decided to make the hike to G&S, which is in Oxen Hill. What a PITA! When I called for an appointment, they texted me a bunch of information, which could be helpful for finding the place, etc. A nice touch. The place is OK. Nothing great and nothing bad. There is no ante-room, so the outer door is locked, which means you're outside waiting for them to open the door, but it's in the back of a lot, and given the neighborhood, nobody gives a crap. G&S is as clean as these places get. The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so some might feel the privacy to be lacking. They have these little wrap things to wear to the shower, but then after our session, she just hung it back up, so they may be re-used Also, the massage tables have face holes.

As for Mali, I had one message, from a member, that suggested she was 6. 5/7 out of ten in looks. Now, that would be on a real 10 scale with 10 being a smoking hot lady. I'd say that Mali was a cute GND with a fairly sweet and fun personality. A couple tats. Superb C / Ds and an extra 20-30 pounds. She is solid, cute, and definitely not all that. Ages are tough, so maybe 30-something. Based on looks, I wouldn't run out the door, and I wouldn't be saying I'd found nirvana.

Normal TS. Surprisingly solid massage to start, which took a solid 30 minutes. As for the after-massage fun. That's a mixed bag. Much was average, some aggressive, some PSE-like, but all delivered with some enthusiasm, as if eager for the prize at the end. The problem for me was the value, and the extra drive. For a little extra, I could hit one of the KGirl places in Tysons and get some serious GFE / PSE. For a fair bit less, I get nearly the value in Greenbelt, with less of a PITA drive.

Maybe if G&S was closer, I might be inclined to give it, and / or another lady, another try. As it is, and especially the extra drive on the beltway, I think I am one and done. If G&S is close to you, it might be worth a look. Despite all the silly shill posts here, it's not a total bust. It's also not the end-all-be-all.

Yeah the VA stands for Virginia which is where I work I bounce back and forth between there and San diego. The only reason I copy and pasted my review is because every time I see her it's the same routine and it's always awesome.

You will not regret it trust me.

[TacoManVa]

I seriously considered a road trip to TOFTT to try and find the truth about G&S, but sleeping on things I got to wondering and searching.

Mr J posted an innocent question about the lack of seniors posting reviews for G&S. Then we suddenly get a review from TacoManVa, which is a copy / paste of a review from Austin (5/3) and DC (6/14). I could forgive the copy / paste from DC to here and call it informational.

Then we get a flurry of strange related posts, and posts deleted by the admin, and why is it always G&S spa posts that are deleted by the admin? Sorry, I digress.

We get something sounding reasonable from ThatBooredOne. Unfortunately he never posted, that I could see, a review of Mali. No shade, just noticing.

Who knows, the drama intrigues me, and funds are flush, so I might take a trip just for my own curiosity.

Yeah the VA stands for Virginia which is where I work I bounce back and forth between there and San diego. The only reason I copy and pasted my review is because every time I see her it's the same routine and it's always awesome.

You will not regret it trust me.

[ArtistOfWar1]

I almost took the leap, but didn't have the time. In any event she also has a positive review on eccie. Of course you need premium access (same deal as TER. Pay or review) to see the interesting details. The review substantiates many of the services described in this forum. However, I personally didn't see here and am passing along heresay information. YMMV. https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2985953.

I have had a couple of sessions there.

I stuck to the typical menu.

GPS and upsells are the name of the game there according to one of the girls.

Multi ethnic line up is a plus as my first visit was a brick house Latina from CA.

A bit out of the way for me to be a regular.

The shils are a bit much tho.

I suggest evening visits as the parking lot is in the back but a long walk of shame if that bothers you.

[King Loki]

Saw Toy the otherday at AA after seeing favorable reviews. She was just ok. More cute than hot. Made me wait 10 minutes in the room and kept leaving the room for some reason. I was probably out in 45 minutes after the wait time and interruptions with leaving the room. Don't think I'll repeat with her because of this. Probably should've stuck with Cookie.

[Rico7]

I seriously considered a road trip to TOFTT to try and find the truth about G&S, but sleeping on things I got to wondering and searching.

Mr J posted an innocent question about the lack of seniors posting reviews for G&S. Then we suddenly get a review from TacoManVa, which is a copy / paste of a review from Austin (5/3) and DC (6/14). I could forgive the copy / paste from DC to here and call it informational.

Then we get a flurry of strange related posts, and posts deleted by the admin, and why is it always G&S spa posts that are deleted by the admin? Sorry, I digress.

We get something sounding reasonable from ThatBooredOne. Unfortunately he never posted, that I could see, a review of Mali. No shade, just noticing.

Who knows, the drama intrigues me, and funds are flush, so I might take a trip just for my own curiosity.

I almost took the leap, but didn't have the time. In any event she also has a positive review on eccie. Of course you need premium access (same deal as TER. Pay or review) to see the interesting details. The review substantiates many of the services described in this forum. However, I personally didn't see here and am passing along heresay information. YMMV. https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2985953.

[BMoreDog69]

It's been a while since there were posts about RL, so I forgot. Yes, Yoko was very similar to the ladies I remember from RL. If I get word that Yoko is back, I'll be sure to post.

I was one of the RL regulars for many years. The RL ladies were all very kind and nice to me. I had a lot of fun with the RL ladies. Yoko from RS reminded me of the RL ladies in her personality and the services provided. I have not found out any other lady from GB that will provide the types of services that Yoko provided. IMO, both Cici and Emma from CA are very hot and sexy, but they don't provide the types of services that Yoko provided. Please let me know if you hear anything from Yoko. Good luck and stay safe.

[BMoreDog69]

I seriously considered a road trip to TOFTT to try and find the truth about G&S, but sleeping on things I got to wondering and searching.

Mr J posted an innocent question about the lack of seniors posting reviews for G&S. Then we suddenly get a review from TacoManVa, which is a copy / paste of a review from Austin (5/3) and DC (6/14). I could forgive the copy / paste from DC to here and call it informational.

Then we get a flurry of strange related posts, and posts deleted by the admin, and why is it always G&S spa posts that are deleted by the admin? Sorry, I digress.

We get something sounding reasonable from ThatBooredOne. Unfortunately he never posted, that I could see, a review of Mali. No shade, just noticing.

Who knows, the drama intrigues me, and funds are flush, so I might take a trip just for my own curiosity.