Massage Parlor Reports

[Buck1138]

How had 10 e been lately? Used to do a table shower and bb was on the proverbial table as well.

Just made a trip down there and had a great time. If you are ok with an older lady with some work done on her face and decent skills Bonnie will still take care of you. No idea about anybody else there.

[Woopooh]

Just left. That didn't go well. Wanted $$$ for FS, I had to the $$ she offered HJ for that. Then proceeds to bring in other girls who didn't speak English and looked like they didn't want to be there. I'd avoid this place, girls was all meh but never paid $$$ for fa at AMP. They did refund my entry fee.

[PnwVette]

Its been a minute since I have posted, so some of this info may be a little dated.

Diva Spa. Got to see my favorite Ruby before she went back to Vegas. She said when she would be back, but her beauty affects my cognitive abilities and I can't remember when that is. There was a new Vietnamese girl there "Cheri". Cute face great body. I will go back to see her. If anyone else has, let me know what your experience was like.

MM. Thank you everyone for the advice on Lucy. I saw her yesterday. She is now on my "regular" list.

New Spa Lakewood. Someone said there was LE watching it. I haven't seen them and I drive by there frequently. I did go by and visit "Money" (stupid name LOL). She was a blast. A little on the crazy side, made "ironic noises" until thing go more intense, then the noises became very real. Afterwards she was a lot of fun to talk and laugh with. Will repeat.

Lakewood Tanning. On a whim, I stopped there. "Coin Slot Ruby" is there now. I didn't have time for a visit, but it was nice to see her again. There was 2 other girls also, but I was not able to get a good look at them.

On a different note; At another shop, I did speak with some of girls that were recently robbed. I won't say which one just to protect them. They did get a picture of the guy and his car. I am trying to talk them into giving me those pics. Maybe we can start publicly shaming these POS's that think its okay to take someone else's hard earned money.

[Woopooh]

Tired a couple of spots today. Busy busy. Just met someone local who was doing great DATO, guess she's gone to California, "Niko" she was ant good massage. Any hotties offering DATO out here?

[ShtnNGtn]

I'd like to thank DirtBurglar for enticing me with his experience with "Baby". She's a little hottie. Zero skills in massage but she likes to roll around naked, toss salad and be taken care of herself. I had a great time with her. BBBJ, cfs, daty, dato (on me). Lots of teasing and fondling by both of us.

Texted her today, she has moved up to spa on Aurora Ave. She's at the place attached to Gerber Collision.

[DirtBurgler]

Exotic hardbody MILF and a very, very bad girl. Legit, level 10 P.S. / GFE.

Subtly performative but just go with it. You won't regret it.

Yes, I wrote her up before but this board is dead so.

Cheers.

[DirtBurgler]

I've been lurking in this thread for the past two months, as I had some business in the area for a couple days, and I wanted to know what places to go. It seems your area has a lot of promising AMPs. And everything you guys have is way better than anything where I'm at. Sorry if this is long.
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Lucy is expecting the next weekend, LOL.

Don't worry, I'll take care of them for you.

Sorry to hear about the dry run with Candy-thanks for the warning. I haven't seen her yet and don't plan to now.

Cheers.

[TittiesRGreat]

How had 10 e been lately? Used to do a table shower and bb was on the proverbial table as well.

[OtraVez]

I've been lurking in this thread for the past two months, as I had some business in the area for a couple days, and I wanted to know what places to go. It seems your area has a lot of promising AMPs. And everything you guys have is way better than anything where I'm at. Sorry if this is long.

After searching through months of posts, and reading all the reviews for May and June, I decided that M&M was the place to go. I drove by in the afternoon on Sat, and saw a car in the lot. Decided to loop around, and come back after some time, to see if they were gone. Passed by again, and car was pulling out, so I pulled in. Got to the door, rang the bell, got in. A cute but chubby girl let me in, goes by Candy, said I wanted an hour, she said "You've been here before, right?" of course just said "yeah", and got led to a room. Gave her house for hr (65), and then undressed. Here's where the bad luck comes in, or maybe my screw-up. I read on here that some of you just give the tip right off the bat, and then it's smooth sailing. I'm undressed, she comes in, I have a tip of $. 5 in hand, and say "this is for you". She takes it, says, "Oh, okay. " and then she stopped, and started saying something I didn't understand, and motioning BJ. I said "everything", she said "only suck". I again said "I want everything", then she started saying something else, and I didn't' understand. She started pointing to her pussy. "Yes, everything" Again, she points down, saying something that I don't understand. Then she says "Only suck, no fuck" And I'm like "why not?" Then I got it. She was on her period. Dammit. I'm thinking "Shit, did I just pay an extra $. 5 for a CBJ? I think she realized how disappointed I was, and actually gave me a 20 back. LOL. I should've taken more back, or she should've told me she was on her period when I walked in. OR she should just not be working today. At this point, I'm just trying to make the best of it, whatever. A massage and a BJ is better than a massage and a HJ, I guess. She does a half decent massage, with light teasing. OTF, hot towel, then more teasing, leads to stroking, takes her tits out, but doesn't let me suck them. She doesn't let me LFK or DFK. Puts on the cover, goes at it, it's not bad, but I can last forever with CBJ unless I really concentrate. I let her go at it for a long time, haha. She starts to get tired, and she goes "come baby, please!" I had enough fun, and I finish. Cleanup, then light leg and shoulder massage. As I'm getting dressed, she's on her phone, which she was charging. She was basically done with me, did not look at me or talk to me. But then the door opens, and in comes the three hottest women I've seen in a while, introducing themselves (and I know who they are from the reviews I've read). Apple comes and basically sits on my lap and kisses me on the cheek, and Kiki stands to the side of me, asking my name. Then Lucy comes in, and says "next time, bring more money, and we party!" and starts dancing, showing me her ass. This is who was available, and I got Candy on her period. FML. I leave kinda wishing what could have been.

That night, I decide I should go somewhere the next morning, to help me forget about this bad experience. Was thinking of somewhere different, tending to NB, or maybe Lotus. But seeing those girls there at M&M, like, I know they are there. I don't know who's at the other places, or what they look like. I decide to try my luck at M&M again. This time, I'm going to try for four hand. And if Candy is there, I'm going to refuse her. I want the others. I get there early in the morning, and Apple answers the door (YES! I tell her I want four hands (2 house fee for hour). Apple holds my hand, and leads me to the room. As I undress, Kiki comes in, and says "You've been here before, right? I know you" and I said "I was here yesterday!" And she laughed, and said "oh yeah! You want more, huh?" I tell her "yeah, because I had Candy yesterday, and she was on her period" Kiki kinda rolled her eyes, and said "oh, sorry. Yeah, Candy on period. She off today" Then Kiki hikes up her dress, showing me her pussy, and points to it "We're all good here today!" and starts laughing. Kiki's a card, I like her.

Still feeling kinda cheated from yesterday, I was a bit more aggressive, making sure things go as planned. I laid down, Kiki at my head doing my neck and back, Apple doing my legs and butt. First dry, then oil. I reach with my arms to grab Kiki's ass and thighs, and she laughs "oh, you know how to enjoy the massage! She let me rub between her legs, but no FIV, with some light moans here and there. Meanwhile, Apple is doing a good job on my legs, and also grazing my balls and ass. They're talking to each other here and there, wish I knew what they were saying. Then on the flip, Kiki goes, "what's your tip?" I say I want both of them, and she says " $$ for each" I had cash, but after yesterday, didn't know how much I had. I said "let me go check" and she goes "Oh, yes. Go, go check, we not going anywhere" LOL. I had $$ 4, so $. 7 each. Kiki agreed, and laid out the money on the table, splitting it evenly between her and Apple. Then Kiki took the money and left, saying "I'll be back, you play". Apple was laying on the table, and looked super cute, as she put out her arms, wanting me to lay down with her. It was like a gf asking you to come make out, which we did. DFK, took off her dress, sucking on tits, then moved her around and got on my knees for DATY. Either good acting, or really enjoying it, as she was arching, and rubbing her feet along my back. Kiki came back, saw me going to town, and then started fondling my balls and stroking me. She motions me to lie down "It's your turn now". Kiki starts sucking my balls, working her way up the shaft. Apple is now leaning over me, DFK, and then pushing her tits in my mouth. My left hand is stroking Apples ass and pussy, my right hand is doing the same to Kiki, all while Kiki is doing BBBJ. It was sensory overload. Kiki stopped to say "Look at you, you're like a king, huh?" and continued to suck. Then I felt Kiki slip on the cover, and at the same time, Apple straddled my face. Kiki said "I want to fuck you" and started ACG. Apple got off my face so I could see Kiki and hold her tits. She was getting into it, said "feels so good". Don't know if she came or not, or got tired, but she said "You fuck Apple now". Did a changing of the covers, and Apple got on me for CG. I told her to lean down for DFK, while she was doing CG. Kiki grabbed my hand, making me rub her crotch, as she moaned a little. Apple said "let's change", and laid down for mish. She seemed to really enjoy that, saying something in Chinese in between the moans to Kiki, and Kiki laughing. More DFK with Apple, and then put her legs on my shoulders. Kiki told me "keep going, don't stop, she like" Kiki started also touching my balls as I was thrusting. All that combined, and with Apple's sounds and DFK and her wrapping her arms around me tight got me to blow. I stayed inside Apple for a minute, while she continued to kiss. Sat up, and Kiki looked at the bag and gave me thumbs up, haha. Another hot towel, told me to lay down, Kiki did arms and chest massage, Apple legs. Then the hour was up, and they both left me to undress. Kiki said "Apple said you good, she said you're the one for her" and laughed. As I was getting dressed, Lucy comes in, saying "Why you not pick me? "I didn't know you were here!" "I want to have fun with you! You come tomorrow, all three of us! I want to play with you!" I laughed and said "maybe next weekend" (of course that's a lie). She left, and Apple came in to help me get dressed. When I got everything on, she gave me the longest, tightest hug, and more DFK. Opened the door, took my hand to lead to side door. She opened the door a crack, and then looked at me again, and gave a tight hug, and DFK, and said bye, then handed me a water. This definitely made up for the day before with Candy.

Tl; dr. I'm from out of town. Went to M&M, got Candy, she didn't tell me she was on her period until after I gave tip. Paid a lot for an okay CBJ, but nothing else. Went again the next day, saw Apple and Kiki for four hand, that experience pretty much blew my mind, and I'll never forget it. Kiki is a hoot and has a great smile, Apple is adorable and is literally like a gf. Take care of these girls. And Lucy, too, who seems like a lot of fun. You guys got it so good compared to other parts of the country. Be grateful for what you have. Also, someone has to do a six hand with Apple, Kiki, and Lucy, like Lucy is expecting the next weekend, LOL.

[ShtnNGtn]

Stopped by Lulu Massage in Federal Way last night around 1030. Website says they're open till midnight. Cute lady answered the door and led me to the room. She asked how much time and I just handed her $$ and she understood the assignment. Got undressed, got a decent rubdown for about 15 minutes. Flipped, got a sloppy BJ without the bag and she turned for 69, no smell so it was a pleasant experience. Switched to ACG, missionary, doggy standing, lazy doggy for the finish line. She goes by Cindy, little extra skin on the abdomen, but in good shape and is a good time. Wouldn't repeat, because I rarely ever do, but definitely recommend. Side note: They still have the parking lot blue light deal setup, but you can park next door and walk over if you don't want it seeing your plates.

[RanniTheWitch]

Japanese MILF. Beautiful body in that tight pink dress. Probably late 30's. BBBJ, 69, CG.

Good English. Soft hands. OK massage. Says she'll be there for the next 2 months. Will see again.

Saw 2 other girls there. Good enough but Lucy is the best looking one there. Good hunting.

[AussieFury]

The common term for this rubbing between the ass cheeks is "Italian". Rubbing between the titties is "Russian". Don't know how they got their names though.

Yep. Italian, aka "hot dogging. " Weiner. Buns. Etc.

[BarberCapt77]

Anyone notice how Lotus has taken a nose dive over the past year? Haven't had a good time there since the hot girls came through last summer. Tried to see Kathy there, instead got the switch-a-roo "she busy" bs after being on the table. Should've up and left then. Settled for cute face Amy but has some damage and one of those ones who bbj's after mint mouthwash, kinda feels like Icy Hot lube from there forward! Shoulda woulda coulda just stayed home and poured hot mint tea on my dong and saved the money.

[BarberCapt77]

No greek involved. Idk if there is a name for this move. While in doggy position I like to squeeze her butt checks together and slide my cock in between. Like a titty fuck. This girl happened to know what I wanted and lubed it up for me. I want to mention I may have said her name was Mimi. It may be mia.

Saw Mia at Lulu recently. Fun spinner with a nice personality. Not fond of the coconut oil and cold ass room, but would still recommend.

[Italian Steel]

Hello I've seen some posts where people are talking about duo at AMPs.

Very interested in popping my 3 some cherry.

So my question is will 300 get me there?

Also I know mmv but is splooging in both of them included with 300?

1 more thing which ones are a go to (preferably Renton fed way and Auburn).

Hope to hear from why'all soon.

P. s I was able to negotiate 300 for a duo session at a granny ash tray AMP. But they were grannies and I kind of felt like it was over priced (for 2 grannies).

I have gotten 4 hands (duos) multiple times for 300 at 99 in Fed Way. Sometimes it's before the massage and straight to the action, and other times it's after the flip. It depends on whether or not they are busy. They will normally offer, or you can just ask them. The girls rotate monthly, so the quality might vary. I always ask to see both girls before paying. I find they usually have some lookers though. I got 4 hands there a few weeks ago, and it was great. All action was covered. Double BJ and then FS with each but just one pop. Expect a minimal massage though. I think most FS AMPs will do 4 hands for 300 if they are slow and the girls are bored.