Strip Club Reports

[Roland2418]

I might put Ella more in the "thick slim" category. Just right curves on a skinny frame. There is a decent number of plain slim dancers. Lola, Lolita, Lorraine, Layla. Basically most of the L's. The question is which slim dancers are actually reasonable and not delusional.

Ella is looking hella sexy, I like her body size for sure!! Andrea Looks skinner too? Seen The Asian Skinny ex Waitress working as a dancer now? Complete surprise to me. She actually looks pretty good, I see more slimmer dancers now at Synn!! Any recommendations of a slim dancer from Synn to get to know for some VIP Action?

I'm sure there's more slimmer dancers like: Sabrina, Ella, Storm (new) Ex Asian waitress, who else, who else?? I did not speak to any, Friday night was busy.

[Cigarro]

Man your guys are really paying 500+ for condom rushed sex LOL. Maybe I've been spoiled with Tijuana to be able to bang gorgeous latinas for $120 a pop, and you can do whatever you want to them. It just make sense and you know the service is no where worth that price so idk.

Its $120 but you still got to pay for the room. Have to buy a drink? Depends how far you live from TJ you have to factor in gas. Before pandemic it was under a $100 for TJ and that was ok but not now. The simps have infected TJ with outrageous prices. What about dealing with the meseros?

Again, not worth it anymore.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

I would add also that some girls experience a slow shift and would be willing if you're halfway decent looking to do extras if it means they can get some dances. At Paradise, I remember one girl told me they have to pay something like 180 and then they get to keep a portion of the money they get from dances. But that first 180 is the hurdle. If they're not getting any business, many will give free extras to get over that hump (no pun intended). This is definitely the case during the day shifts. I almost always get free extras, not from all the girls, but several have been very good to me. I just tell them straight up I only have 120 so I could get the dance, but don't have extra for tips.

Great point, as you can tell I'm more familiar with the busier shifts / nights.

Ella is looking hella sexy, I like her body size for sure!! Andrea Looks skinner too? Seen The Asian Skinny ex Waitress working as a dancer now? Complete surprise to me. She actually looks pretty good, I see more slimmer dancers now at Synn!! Any recommendations of a slim dancer from Synn to get to know for some VIP Action?

I'm sure there's more slimmer dancers like: Sabrina, Ella, Storm (new) Ex Asian waitress, who else, who else?? I did not speak to any, Friday night was busy.

Yeah Ella's got a great body. No interaction but seems friendly.

Andrea usually stays in shape; for a few months over the years she'll have a nice 4 pack goin. I kinda noticed she's getting a double-chin from the side. Part of getting older I guess.

Heh, yeah the skinny asian waitress is now dancing! Following in the foot steps of Syx. Everybody's got a price! Come to think of it that's a pretty good way to break into dancing if you're not a straight-up sex worker / hot; start waitressing to build rapport with customers on a non-sexual basis; a lot less pressure on both sides. Do that for a few months, get them familiar with you and bam start dancing and offer dances. Also adds to the novelty and shock factor. "Wow I'm dancing with the waitress!" I mean, look at us talking about it, heh. Compared to if she just started right off the bat as a dancer; she'd just be another dancer.

Sabrina. From afar her features are too sharp for me. When she came up to me up-close, she looked a lot better *shrug*. Very sweet and friendly girl. No extras offered (yet.) I think she's a rookie. Mid-twenties from the OC I believe.

[Fruit Cake]

Ella is looking hella sexy, I like her body size for sure!! Andrea Looks skinner too? Seen The Asian Skinny ex Waitress working as a dancer now? Complete surprise to me. She actually looks pretty good, I see more slimmer dancers now at Synn!! Any recommendations of a slim dancer from Synn to get to know for some VIP Action?

I'm sure there's more slimmer dancers like: Sabrina, Ella, Storm (new) Ex Asian waitress, who else, who else?? I did not speak to any, Friday night was busy.

[Into N Out]

I'd say the freebies come in 5 categories:

1. A lot of rapport / business has been had before the freebies and she'll shoot you a freebie every now and then.

2. Some girls are just freaks and love sex. Just getting the VIP or throwing a good chunk of 1's while they do their stage dance is enough for some of these girls for the freebies to be given. I'm not going to go digging but there are a few girls that were mentioned on this board that fit this criteria.

3. Luck of the draw. A dancer that normally doesn't do freebies is feeling you for whatever reason. She may have broken up with her bf and feeling down and wants your wiener to pick her back up.

4. You're a good-looking dude with a good gift of gab. They may see you as potential BF outside the club and don't want to sully the potential by injecting money into the equation.

5. They're too drunk or high that shift to know what the hell is going on.

As far as protecting yourself if she tries to scam you after the fact, my suggestions are:

1. Just hope for the best and get lucky she stays true to her word (some girls on this board are notorious scammers.).

2. Say you really only have $xx on you but you're only down for VIP if there's extras.

3. Let's say the going rate is $2-$3 and she offered a freebie. I'd still throw her something extra or throw a large wad of $1's if she's on stage just to keep myself in her good graces. While it is no longer a 'freebie' it sure as hell solidifies keeping the cheap arrangement going for the future (assuming you like her.).

4. You're going to get scammed sooner or later; the trick is to avoid / not reward those who didn't stay true to their word. Let them learn the hard way. Reward the girls who stick to their word by being their regular or if you get tired of them, throw them some $1's when they're on stage.

5. Call their bluff. If some girl says "I'll tell the bouncer. " Tell them "Go ahead, we didn't agree to that number beforehand. " For the most part they're all talk. However some member did say Santi got him banned from the club heh. Not sure of the reason.

No need to explain yourself; I've seen some slob customers but also some put-together dudes at the clubs and thought they don't need to be here. Then I realized it's just another kink / type of fun that I can get behind.

*bonus edit:* You mentioned you do well for yourself outside the club. Assuming you're put-together enough, I think you'll stand a better chance of getting freebies from the BETTER-looking girls at the club rather than the not-so-good-looking girls. My theory is that the good-looking ones see you as an equal and a potential bf outside the club; the not-good looking ones know you're just their for their vagina and will try to get whatever they can out of you because they know you're not into them for their looks, heh. Just my experience.

I would add also that some girls experience a slow shift and would be willing if you're halfway decent looking to do extras if it means they can get some dances. At Paradise, I remember one girl told me they have to pay something like 180 and then they get to keep a portion of the money they get from dances. But that first 180 is the hurdle. If they're not getting any business, many will give free extras to get over that hump (no pun intended). This is definitely the case during the day shifts. I almost always get free extras, not from all the girls, but several have been very good to me. I just tell them straight up I only have 120 so I could get the dance, but don't have extra for tips.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

My question for the regulars, and totally understand if I'm too new to be in a position to ask questions, but several of you have mentioned getting extras in the VIP for free and others have talked about not negotiating beforehand and the woman demanding a lot after services were provided. For those that have gotten them for free, how do you go about making sure she isn't going to demand money after the fact? I know they are trying to make money, but for quite a few of these women I pull quite a bit better outside the club so it doesn't seem completely out of the realm of possibility. I know, why not get it outside the club then? Something extra hot about getting it for free in the club.

I'd say the freebies come in 5 categories:

1. A lot of rapport / business has been had before the freebies and she'll shoot you a freebie every now and then.

2. Some girls are just freaks and love sex. Just getting the VIP or throwing a good chunk of 1's while they do their stage dance is enough for some of these girls for the freebies to be given. I'm not going to go digging but there are a few girls that were mentioned on this board that fit this criteria.

3. Luck of the draw. A dancer that normally doesn't do freebies is feeling you for whatever reason. She may have broken up with her bf and feeling down and wants your wiener to pick her back up.

4. You're a good-looking dude with a good gift of gab. They may see you as potential BF outside the club and don't want to sully the potential by injecting money into the equation.

5. They're too drunk or high that shift to know what the hell is going on.

As far as protecting yourself if she tries to scam you after the fact, my suggestions are:

1. Just hope for the best and get lucky she stays true to her word (some girls on this board are notorious scammers.).

2. Say you really only have $xx on you but you're only down for VIP if there's extras.

3. Let's say the going rate is $2-$3 and she offered a freebie. I'd still throw her something extra or throw a large wad of $1's if she's on stage just to keep myself in her good graces. While it is no longer a 'freebie' it sure as hell solidifies keeping the cheap arrangement going for the future (assuming you like her.).

4. You're going to get scammed sooner or later; the trick is to avoid / not reward those who didn't stay true to their word. Let them learn the hard way. Reward the girls who stick to their word by being their regular or if you get tired of them, throw them some $1's when they're on stage.

5. Call their bluff. If some girl says "I'll tell the bouncer. " Tell them "Go ahead, we didn't agree to that number beforehand. " For the most part they're all talk. However some member did say Santi got him banned from the club heh. Not sure of the reason.

No need to explain yourself; I've seen some slob customers but also some put-together dudes at the clubs and thought they don't need to be here. Then I realized it's just another kink / type of fun that I can get behind.

*bonus edit:* You mentioned you do well for yourself outside the club. Assuming you're put-together enough, I think you'll stand a better chance of getting freebies from the BETTER-looking girls at the club rather than the not-so-good-looking girls. My theory is that the good-looking ones see you as an equal and a potential bf outside the club; the not-good looking ones know you're just their for their vagina and will try to get whatever they can out of you because they know you're not into them for their looks, heh. Just my experience.

[EvilGenius]

Haven't posted in ages and not at all since moving to Los Angeles. Have definitely enjoyed reading everyone's experiences and advice.

I have been to Paradise on the last few Wednesdays. Definitely not the club with the best looking women, but somehow I enjoy the "trashier" look since it isn't what I get outside of the club. There have been about 20 women working each time with a variety from very thin to quite heavy and everything in between. Of course one can check out the roll call, but the pics vary from pretty accurate to some being about 40 lbs ago. My first ever visit and I was approached by Sophie about 30 seconds after sitting down. Was told "suck and fuck" for $160. I didn't even inquire, she just threw it out. Definitely not my type so I just politely declined. She came back a bit later and flashed me everything she was working with and reiterated, but still wasn't interested. I ended up getting a two for $20 with Khalifa on this visit (should have read the boards first! Other than a little over the pants action, she mostly gave air dances and blamed it on the fact she didn't like the music. It isn't like I chose the music!

Most recent visit was mostly the same. Mellize sat with me while I was watching dances and chatting a bit. Started with a back rub, to a thigh rub, to basically jerking me off at the table telling me she really wanted to have some fun. Couldn't tell if she couldn't hear me because of the music, she was high, or just a bit slow as some of her answers were just off. After she danced on stage took her for a two for $20. Again, a little off. She asked if it was supposed to be nude. I said I didn't know, so she said she was going to get nude regardless. Good grind and over the pants work, and she was the one putting my hands all over her. She didn't push for VIP or even bring it up, just said she'd definitely come find me later. I didn't inquire about extras as I needed to head out and just wasn't sure with her seeming a bit off. Nice natural breasts though.

My question for the regulars, and totally understand if I'm too new to be in a position to ask questions, but several of you have mentioned getting extras in the VIP for free and others have talked about not negotiating beforehand and the woman demanding a lot after services were provided. For those that have gotten them for free, how do you go about making sure she isn't going to demand money after the fact? I know they are trying to make money, but for quite a few of these women I pull quite a bit better outside the club so it doesn't seem completely out of the realm of possibility. I know, why not get it outside the club then? Something extra hot about getting it for free in the club.

[KevlarProof]

Looks like some fresh new faces at the Kim clubs. Or they just rotate around LOL. Looking forward to any Intel. As buzz here sort of creates popularity.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

It depends. I would say I do a full test on average twice a year, and the simple p one every 1-3 months.

Got it thanks. I did that once of showing my test results but she didn't like that it was 3 months old, heh. She had a point though, I couldn't fault her.

[SoGood456]

It depends. I would say I do a full test on average twice a year, and the simple p one every 1-3 months.

How often are you getting tested?

[KingMg23]

Funny nokia / nyko / aleena smashs for a grip.

But says this nonsense.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Two places that are good for testing are in fact "industry" testing places: Cutting Edge Testing in Van Nuys and perhaps even better, Talent Testing in Reseda. Excellent staff. They take cash. Knowledgeable about STI's, and if there is an issue they have doctors / PA's on call. You can get a urine test for the common biggies Ch / Gon / Trich, and Mgen as well for 100. Most civilian labs do not test for mgen, more common than Ch right now, some may not even do Trich. Gold panel blood plus all three orifices "everything" test for 250 ish at Talent. Yes triple swab, even for the guys, at Talent. A lady there said, if you do covered CG, she's on top, where do you think her juices are going. Yup, your back door. Thankfully I was negative, but putting a dry q tip up my A was not the highlight of my day. I learned about these places when a dancer from Synn COI accused me of giving her Ch years ago, only the industry labs were doing throat swabs. I proved my innocence and we reconciled. Of course it was her boyfriend. Test results next morning. Always fun if you are with a P.S. To compare 3 or 7 day old tests from the same lab, then it's party time no wrapper no worries.

I find when I lead proactively by showing recent tests, chances of bare OTC with dancers also go way up, over 50% now in my recent experience.

How often are you getting tested?

[SoGood456]

Two places that are good for testing are in fact "industry" testing places: Cutting Edge Testing in Van Nuys and perhaps even better, Talent Testing in Reseda. Excellent staff. They take cash. Knowledgeable about STI's, and if there is an issue they have doctors / PA's on call. You can get a urine test for the common biggies Ch / Gon / Trich, and Mgen as well for 100. Most civilian labs do not test for mgen, more common than Ch right now, some may not even do Trich. Gold panel blood plus all three orifices "everything" test for 250 ish at Talent. Yes triple swab, even for the guys, at Talent. A lady there said, if you do covered CG, she's on top, where do you think her juices are going. Yup, your back door. Thankfully I was negative, but putting a dry q tip up my A was not the highlight of my day. I learned about these places when a dancer from Synn COI accused me of giving her Ch years ago, only the industry labs were doing throat swabs. I proved my innocence and we reconciled. Of course it was her boyfriend. Test results next morning. Always fun if you are with a P.S. To compare 3 or 7 day old tests from the same lab, then it's party time no wrapper no worries.

I find when I lead proactively by showing recent tests, chances of bare OTC with dancers also go way up, over 50% now in my recent experience.

It is miserable because the human vagina feels just so fucking good. However, Super Freak is right. Unless you know your partner is not fucking with anyone else, cover up.

I have contracted VD twice in my life, once from a girlfriend who had another bf and once from an interesting pro who was a priestess of a sex cult in Santa Monica. I did not cover up both times, partly because the women did not want to.

[SoGood456]

KingMg23, nice work getting a free lap. Wish I would hear about (in advance) / get invited to those parties. For me at least, Nyoko was a good time at the club a couple months back. Did a good lap, lots of contact. VIP time quote for me was 4 for 15,5 for 30. I did 30. Yes that is crazy high in the big picture, I usually do long, crazy good OTC's with top shelf from other clubs for 5. Nyoko's VIP was really good, appetizers, on to 3 positions, we really worked it; she O'd once in each of them. The cool thing in my experience is she walked out and all the way across the club to the dressing room, right next to me. She got called to the stage, and true to her word, came back and sat and just talked with me for 15 minutes. This again was after, not before the VIP. At other clubs, sure, but this is unheard of in my experience with top shelf ladies at Synn COI, except perhaps early Cinnamon back in the day. My only serious visit to Synn COI in the past 18 months. As others post there are more economical choices at other clubs and other venues such as sugar or esc or even cherry-picked early 20's P.S.'s.

Nokia or Nykoyo whatever her f*ck kamikaze name is. She well be at bikini bottoms flyer party In riverside this weekend. Thatz's where I got my lap dance for free at that party. No point paying 1,000 for putang. She will be there with her Pimp Tj or El Jefe from burbank. Yup last year she was there with Capri & Khalifa.

[KingMg23]

Well its obvious these girls posts their success but hide their failures.

Everyone in the club at Synn kisses Royalty azz. But she can my Versace wearing ass as well. And swallow the meco out of chorizo. Girl over here showing off her dinner with her pimp. But I'm going to continue spilling the tea until they go somewhere else. I mean if you like overcharged chon chon like aria or Lola enjoy. I blame these idiot customers because they are dumb enough to give them a $1000 . Vs Brazil at rhino tip free who the equal look trade off. Lots of wet data & DATY taste like cherry. Along with tiny as well.