Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.

In fact, Chinese-owned spas and massage parlors don't have table showers because of strict building codes, so Chinese owners replace them with standing showers or body shampoos.





If you want a really good massage, go to a masseuse with an MBL or national license. Go to a place that only offers massages and no other services.

Most guys prefer services other than massage, so I used to go to a place that offered services other than massage.

I'll talk more about this in the next review. Stay safe!

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

Two years ago, I posted a review regarding my elusive search for a Chinese Princes. In that review I stated many of the same concerns that "TM" mentioned. I visited a dozen C-AMPs that year on a quest for this mythical creature. In the end I commented that the Chinese massage parlors were dirty; that the spas had excessive deferred maintenance; that the providers had poor hygiene and bad breath; that the gals were old, fat and ugly and could not speak any English. They were nothing like their Korean counterpart, greeting you at the door in summer dress all dolled up and fancy free. They're refreshing table showers were just what you needed to get you in the mood unlike the bare bones of what you received from the Chinese. I think many of us can agree with this generalization but that's exactly what it is, a generalization, and I too was guilty.

Now based on all your complaining, (remember that the owners of these fine establishments read our reviews) and given the immigration explosion around the USA, "including and especially from China "we know have an incredible influx of young Chinese gals all congregating in Flushing and slowly filtering down south.

Gentleman, I have met several very pretty and sexy Chinese gals, sensual as you can get. Things are changing, and I predict that soon the Chinese will take over, (I'm referring to the gals not their govt). These young women, mostly, well under the age of 40 are all around us. Many of the spas advertise for help and there is a big response from the young ladies waiting in New York.

Now the Koreans on the other hand, as I see it immigrated to the states 10 -30 years ago, they are all getting older. Correct me if I am wrong but I haven't seen a 35-year-old Korean lately; they are all 55 and counting. Nothing wrong with 55, don't get me wrong!!

Let's discuss hygiene for a moment: At a Korean spa you get a nice scrubbing. The gal is at easy rolling around with you because she just hosed out your orifice. But-how clean is the provider? Unless you get her on her first appointment the chances of her showering between clients are rare (My observation). Even when I was keeping company with Linda, that jewel of a lady would simple wipe herself down with a hot hand towel and go on to the next monger. So how clean are they? I just had a great romantic session with a new young Chinese gal, after we finished, we showered together. They have showers. Ask to shower together before your session for goodness' sake!! (More on this gal in a coming review).

Let's keep an open mind. I love and prefer Chinese woman especial the ones with the long black hair, slender bodies and the soft and juicy, tender.. Well-let's say personal parts. (I'm into Daty as some may know).

FYI I just met two gorgeous gals at two different C-AMPs this week. Soon to be reviewed.

To conclude: Stop complaining, open your eyes, explore and RTFF. It's all out there.

Regards.

PJ.

[Sex Rohmer]

Breeze massage. This is by far my worst experience.

Agreed. Breeze has a steady stream of fake reviews on another site to keep traffic coming in. The providers are old and provide poor service. Their fake ad strategy works though, so they will keep up the same bullshit. I am glad to see someone call them out. We need good and bad reviews to steer us to the right places and reward places that are providing the right services.

[Slkdck 31]

Had a dream at best recently and enjoyed my time with the Dominican therapist with a nice ass and d cups. Just curious what other establishments offer the same FS experience in the area. I also would like a nuru with FS experience if anyone has any recommendations. Thanks in advance for any helpful info.

[PilotAviator]

Nice to very nice facility in excellent condition. The treatment rooms are surprisingly spacious (albeit the TS room is a bit small).

Very nice staff (at least to me) -- two very fit, very attractive ladies (IMO).

My MT provided a very good TS, massage and massage experience.

Received my entire hour (not rushed / not shorted time).

This is a place that wants you to be a repeat client. And I intend to repeat.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Amsterdam2022]

Yes, Relaxation Studio on Atlantic Blvd in Sterling and also Breeze Spa in Herndon.

However, these are only HJ, and nothing more than touching



outside of clothing.

The good news is you can be in and out for $90-$100.

Breeze massage. This is by far my worst experience.

Providers 50's + in thick masks to hide their age.

Washing you with a wet towel like you're a freaking dead body in the morgue.

Basic / rush granny massage and then at the exit in addition to the highest Chinese house fee 80 $ they barricade the door and extort from you a ransom / slash tip. You must pay what they tell you to. Pay.

Still. Have an akward aftertaste.

P. s Relaxation spa a lady late 30's / early 40's was busy can't tell anything about that place.

[Serpico99]

Yes. These ladies are sweet. And do a good massage. But 20's is a different story not available in DC region.

No offense to the fellow mongers on here but you can tell a lot of mongers in this area are "old," and I think a monger's age affects their perception of what a provider's age is. I have been burned in the past visiting a provider after reports of her being "young" only to be disappointed when actually seeing her in person.

In the past, I have attempted to hook up a sugar daddy type of relationship with a few recent college grad Asians and I peeked at their Asian sorority pages on social media. If you want to compare "young" Asians in their 20's, go on Instagram or Facebook and look up Asian sororities at some of the major universities. Compare them to a provider you think is in their 20's, and I think you will be brought down to reality.

[OldBoomer]

Yes. These ladies are sweet. And do a good massage. But 20's is a different story not available in DC region.

If you go to Kiko, it is not for the Massage. She is under 30.

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[FrigginBeast]

Maybe a new ATF for me. Jamie is unlike most other Asians I've seen. She's curvy in a proportional way, with a thick booty and natural DDs on top, and reasonably tall at 5'6" or 5'7". Extremely easy to get along with, there was a mutual attraction and sense of fun when we met. Jamie is a good kisser and we started by making out in the bedroom before hopping in the shower. Lots of standing body rubs and teasing of junior with a preview BBBJ. Her boobs are amazing and she enjoys having them played with, though her nipples are sensitive so need to be a bit softer when playing there.

After the shower we went to the bed and she started a much more thorough and sloppy BBBJ, including some rimming while she jerked me off. Lots of spit and ball licking. Eventually Jamie got on top and started p2 p while making out again. She slipped on a cover and started riding me while I continued playing with her boobs and nipples. Switched to mish and I got in some DATY until she pulled me back up and inside her. We switched over to doggy and then into prone bone where she really excelled, fucking back and moving her hips in a really interesting way. Finally she moved back to BBBJ until I finished in her mouth.

Took a shower to clean up and get dressed. Amazing energy through out the session and we got along really well. Strongly recommend. $350 for the hour.

[SexAddict96]

I saw Abby when she was at Eleven. Great body and attitude but face a little worn. Always CBJ in 69 while I tongued her ass deeply. One time after rimming her, I put one finger in the pink and one in the stink. Never complained nor tried to stop me. After finishing, she was like "wow", may be too intense or she was just not expecting. Good times.

Was she named Sky at Eleven back in the day? Amy at Eleven is very nice but she hasn't been getting the young ones lately. I really liked a taller, late 30 ish girl named Cindy there last year, she was a nurse. Never seen Abby.

[Samizza]

Was she named Sky at Eleven back in the day? Amy at Eleven is very nice but she hasn't been getting the young ones lately. I really liked a taller, late 30 ish girl named Cindy there last year, she was a nurse. Never seen Abby.

Many of us have a crush on Sarah, the tall, super fit MILF that worked at Eleven, then J and why. Well she landed at Orange Spa at 2102 Gallows Rd Suite D 2nd FL in Vienna. I think this used to be Bubbly Spa. She told me it's a new name under new management. I had never been there before, so I am not sure how things where before. The place was clean with easy parking.

Anyhow, Sarah is a favorite of mine, so we basically made out like teenagers when we saw each other, she delivered an expert massage as usual, and offered multiple finish options, and I took her through some of the alphabet, as usual. I left feeling great, as usual. She is fit as ever, hair is more brown and longer, looking better than the orange / blond as before, and is sexy, sexy, sexy to me. I stayed a half hour, so 0. 6 + 1. 6. Again, I always enjoy myself with Sarah, so this was worth it to me.

She is working with a woman named Abby I believe, also formerly from Eleven. She was attractive, slim, and a bit shorter than Sarah. I talked with both of them as I was leaving. I do not think that I have seen her before, but some may remember her.

Anyhow, Orange is super convenient for me, J and why was just too far, so I'll be back to see Sarah soon. YMMV.

[TheRabbit]

Coming up from Richmond tomorrow for work, love some latina but when I look up "BEST" in Chantilly and Asian place pops up? Some one help a fellow monger out? PM if you want and much appreciated!

It is an asian place but some of them will hire latinas if need be.

[Amsterdam2022]

Sunny is 34 and Cindy is not quite 40 but Cindy has the better body, if you can believe that. Cindy looks like a 30 year old from the neck down; I know both intimately. I will agree with Fakename: There are no real, under 30 year old providers in this area but who needs them.

The gals a May-wellness are hot. IMHO.

Regards.

Pj.

Yes. These ladies are sweet. And do a good massage. But 20's is a different story not available in DC region.

[Amsterdam2022]

When I hear a manger here in NOVA say their provider is in her 20's.

Until you have been to Asia and banged an 18 or 20 yo you just don't know what you are talking about. A 20 yo Asian provider has no body fat, no wrinkles, perky tits, and little, if any, body hair. They look and smell clean and you can lick then head to toe and every place between because they even taste fresh. Best of all I have never has a 20 yo provider (seen hundreds) that complained about fucking.

Do yourself a favor and before you start categorizing NOVA girls as 20's go over to Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, or Indonesia and try one, or a dozen, out.

I agree with you 100% . Do sex tourism once an year. Make your life great again.

[FearlessFlash]

Yes, Relaxation Studio on Atlantic Blvd in Sterling and also Breeze Spa in Herndon.

However, these are only HJ, and nothing more than touching outside of clothing.

The good news is you can be in and out for $90-$100.

Were these serious recommendations? I checked the archive and one closed down and the other is known for its fake reviews.

[TwinCam103]

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

Coming up from Richmond tomorrow for work, love some latina but when I look up "BEST" in Chantilly and Asian place pops up? Some one help a fellow monger out? PM if you want and much appreciated!