Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[OralWonder]

I wish! Been searching for a year.

That has become a unicorn over the last year or so in S FL.

Best of luck.

You need to find providers that are here for more than a month and build up a rapport with them.

I have about 10 regulars that I see (some over 10 years) and it is DFK with 8 of them.

[Litosa33]

I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?

Real but not worth it.

[VDN97]

Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.

I've seen two in the area so far that might fit what you're looking for.

You can try Katie in Fort Lauderdale; BBJ and DFK plus good communication and easy setup from my experience.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...5597928-346490

Also tried Jessika in Fort Lauderdale; not too much of a GFE experience overall but she did do BBJ and some DFK. Is not the girl in the photos but was still fine for me.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...scorts/3185580

Katie was definitely the better GFE if you're looking for an overall experience.

[DrWho]

Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.

I wish! Been searching for a year.

That has become a unicorn over the last year or so in S FL.

Best of luck.

[OrangeSleeze]

Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.

[FilthyKoala]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

She's alright, skills are nothing amazing but she has a cute body. Was getting pimped out by some local drug dealer scumbag, so know she's not exactly a "classy" tryst date but a very LC quality date. So pay accordingly.

[DrWho]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

I texted her a few weeks ago about an outcall, she replied $$$ including transport. I texted back to make a date and she ghosted me so I passed. Hope you have better luck.

[Johnnyg1]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

Nice girl.

[ChilledCup224]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

[HD Murdock]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Great list! I just want to add.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

[ManyAmp]

And to add.

All 3 holes available: You're going to pay out the ying ying.

2 pops: Second pop isn't with me. You can please yourself while I get dress.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[DarthCzar]

Anybody got a good ebony provider to dream about? My past experiences have always been disappointing, either with the service or even just the attitude through comms.

[DarthCzar]

These translations are perfect!

That was beyond hilarious lmaoo absolutely amazing.

[ChuckMag]

These translations are perfect!

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[KingOfNuts]

Anyone know if she's real?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...905b4dc1ee3c15

I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?