Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**DrWho** · 06-09-24 02:17

Originally Posted by OrangeSleeze [View Original Post]

Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.

I wish! Been searching for a year.

That has become a unicorn over the last year or so in S FL.

Best of luck.

**OrangeSleeze** · 06-09-24 00:06

Anyone know any providers willing to give bbj, dfk, lfk. Ect. ? It would be a nice experience, feel free to dm me or reply to post. Thank you in advance.

**FilthyKoala** · 06-07-24 19:14

Originally Posted by ChilledCup224 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

She's alright, skills are nothing amazing but she has a cute body. Was getting pimped out by some local drug dealer scumbag, so know she's not exactly a "classy" tryst date but a very LC quality date. So pay accordingly.

**DrWho** · 06-07-24 14:37

Originally Posted by ChilledCup224 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

I texted her a few weeks ago about an outcall, she replied $$$ including transport. I texted back to make a date and she ghosted me so I passed. Hope you have better luck.

**Johnnyg1** · 06-07-24 06:49

Originally Posted by ChilledCup224 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

Nice girl.

**ChilledCup224** · 06-06-24 18:47

https://tryst.link/escort/caseyray9823

Has anyone see her before? Can't find much about her.

**HD Murdock** · 06-06-24 08:48

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Great list! I just want to add.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

**ManyAmp** · 06-04-24 11:03

And to add.

All 3 holes available: You're going to pay out the ying ying.

2 pops: Second pop isn't with me. You can please yourself while I get dress.

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:23

Anybody got a good ebony provider to dream about? My past experiences have always been disappointing, either with the service or even just the attitude through comms.

**DarthCzar** · 06-04-24 10:21

Originally Posted by ChuckMag [View Original Post]

These translations are perfect!

That was beyond hilarious lmaoo absolutely amazing.

**ChuckMag** · 06-04-24 09:53

These translations are perfect!

Originally Posted by Hollister [View Original Post]

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**KingOfNuts** · 06-03-24 22:46

Originally Posted by Pornamon43 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she's real?

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...905b4dc1ee3c15

I didn't see any reply to this. Did you end up seeing her to verify if she's real?

**DarthCzar** · 06-02-24 11:39

Originally Posted by Sharki [View Original Post]

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964

I think I've seen reviews of her before! I think the conclusion was that she's great but a little inflated with her pricing these days. Love her look, wouldn't mind dreaming about her either.

**BehindHer** · 06-01-24 02:16

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

I had one mediocre date back when she was on indi. Posted an honest review that said just that, not bashing at all and she went psycho posting that I tried to force her to BB and abused her. And I wasn't the only one, she did the same to others who did not post a stellar review. Maybe she got "help" since. I would advise to pass, just watch your back if you do take a chance.

Thanks fellas. Y'all saved me my time, money, and safety from that psycho.

**Sharki** · 06-01-24 01:20

Saw this post, kinda interested, not that many milfs out there. Anyone got any info or experience with her?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...804/5614448964