Massage Parlor Reports

[FakeName3]

Anyone who reads my posts knows I have a thing for Viet nail salons that give massage + extras. Four years ago I almost caused a stampede with my review of Classic Mails and Hanna's two handed HJ technique.

Recently I was given a tip about a place in Annandale called Umi. I drove by and it had all the signs of a place with extras (bad location, a but run down) so I stopped in and was greeted by a cute young Vietnamese. Massage wasn't listed on the menu board but a bright red and white banner on the wall said MASSAGE so I inquired. She smiled and led me into the back to a makeshift massage room and asked me what I wanted. I told her Hr and got a bit exited that she was the provider but then she left and a older asian woman with a butter face and baggy clothes entered. I couldn't discern her nationality because she only said two word "no English".

What followed was an absolute wonderful Chinese style massage with the lights on but nothing else. Another strikeout but the search continues.

[JohnWarhammer]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/23219275.html

I think Amber was already reviewed, but here is my review, this is the same spot as Richy and Zusana. It seems Amber is also making a trip to Hawaii. Makes me wonder if all these girls are going on a circuit / tour and will be back eventually. I scheduled, like normal, if it's not already obvious from my prior reviews, this apartment has two ladies at any one time working simultaneously and there is a guy there as well behind the curtains.

I did get mixed up with another mongers booking with the girls and initially got snagged to go in the room with Richy when my original booking was with Amber. After some confusion and talking, I ended up swapping ladies. Not much to really say, she's a pretty lady, basic NoVA finish, the menu is rather limited if you want more, the price tag is too high for my taste, the juice probably isn't worth the squeeze. Massage quality was very light, and very little stretching. I paid for the hour, but was done in about 40 minutes, two showers included. Her NoVA finish technique is pretty darn good though all things considered, but absolutely not worth the price.

[PuntaJaco43]

I'd been holding off on this review as I wanted to make it back up there a few times first (Magic Therapy, 5101-H Backlick Rd, Annandale, VA 22003, (703) 642-0970). The plan was to seek out Nicole as I'd read she was, "older (likely 50 years old), but has a slim petite body. " I got there and was greeted by at tall, thin Jennifer and was glad she was the one available / free. The pros are the nice tits, nice ass and the TS was great in that she has a two handed cleansing method that will definitely wake-up junior. While Jennifer has the size and shape I look for, she had a couple of cons: she hadn't shaved so there was a bit more hair than I would've liked, she will initially object to, but eventually agreed to keep the lights on (important for those of us as much into the visual stimulus as the tactile) and she is slow to and doesn't respond when you want a change of position or scenery. I don't know why because her landscape is great. I did meet Nicole on the way out, shorter but appears to be about the same age as Jennifer (mid-40's would be my guess) and I will try to get back there soon to visit her. These two make a good team, a lot like Angels Linda and Anna, in that one is tall with long legs and the other is shorter. One other con is that while both appear to wear skirts they are actually more like the things tennis players wear with shorts beneath. Both these ladies speak perfect English, but I find that the MTs who speak little to no English take direction better because they're looking for cues on what you want them to do. It normally only takes a hand gesture or a tap in the direction you want her to move, but I found Jennifer to be stubborn and intent on doing things her way. 0. 8 for the hour and 1. 0 for the lovely and the saran wrap BJ is great. Play safe.

I always like to hear stories about Nicole / Joy; she was always a great favorite of mine. Unfortunately, I have not seen her in three years, not since she left Franconia wellness. I do miss her, but her menu was limited. The Daty was incredible and even Dato, (her preference) was memorable. I ended my pursuit after I realized that a BJ and FS were off the menu and for that same reason, I don't visit Linda any longer.

I will agree with you that Linda and Nicole are very similar in certain characteristics. Their looks differ; Nicole being skinny with a nice little tosh and Linda the more voluptuous one, but their sensuality is the same. Both gals are the greatest.

Now one thing that you mentioned stood out, and that was the saran wrapped BJ. I don't know Jennifer but if Nicole is following suit and has added this fine skill to her menu I will be standing in line as I know many of you will be doing. UGH! Wishful thinking..

Nice review.

Regards PJ.

[Big Daddy Don]

Sounds like the one at Dragon.

I will have to stop in and see. I drove by there today but her car was not there.

[ZooSM18]

Don't pay the house fee before seeing girl. I like that.

I also hate when after they take the fee, as they are leaving they say "lay down, girl will be 10 minutes."

Don't pay the house fee before seeing girl. I like that, too!

I've had the same experience as you.

[XanderEks]

My 2nd time at this place, last time maybe 6 months ago. It's a generic named "spa massage" in a business area of Fairfax near Ted Britt Ford.

First time I went in blind and a probably 40's Chinese lady who was decent enough gave me a good massage, no TS but was told there is one, hit all the right spots, then on the flip I went for standard nova, although everything was on the table, I didn't care to partake as she wasn't attractive enough but I was already there.

Good standard nova, and she took the liberty of sucking my balls while using her hand at her own decision. That was house fee + 60.

Went back today and the place reeked of microwaved fish. Saw both ladies working and excused myself.

They always advertise "new girl" and of course I don't expect anything like the photos, but just know 2 older ladies are there and neither of them would have gotten me to attention. So I reverted to big head thinking, and immediately excused myself to leave while I was still at their door.

Also there's a barber / beard room directly across from them so it can possibly get awkward if you're standing waiting for the door to open and there are customers coming and going to the beard room.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../23225956.html

I don't recommend.

[Its That Guy]

Will be in Annandale Friday and will have ample free time. Any recs for an out of towner?

[LowerBackPain]

I'd been holding off on this review as I wanted to make it back up there a few times first (Magic Therapy, 5101-H Backlick Rd, Annandale, VA 22003, (703) 642-0970). The plan was to seek out Nicole as I'd read she was, "older (likely 50 years old), but has a slim petite body. " I got there and was greeted by at tall, thin Jennifer and was glad she was the one available / free. The pros are the nice tits, nice ass and the TS was great in that she has a two handed cleansing method that will definitely wake-up junior. While Jennifer has the size and shape I look for, she had a couple of cons: she hadn't shaved so there was a bit more hair than I would've liked, she will initially object to, but eventually agreed to keep the lights on (important for those of us as much into the visual stimulus as the tactile) and she is slow to and doesn't respond when you want a change of position or scenery. I don't know why because her landscape is great. I did meet Nicole on the way out, shorter but appears to be about the same age as Jennifer (mid-40's would be my guess) and I will try to get back there soon to visit her. These two make a good team, a lot like Angels Linda and Anna, in that one is tall with long legs and the other is shorter. One other con is that while both appear to wear skirts they are actually more like the things tennis players wear with shorts beneath. Both these ladies speak perfect English, but I find that the MTs who speak little to no English take direction better because they're looking for cues on what you want them to do. It normally only takes a hand gesture or a tap in the direction you want her to move, but I found Jennifer to be stubborn and intent on doing things her way. 0. 8 for the hour and 1. 0 for the lovely and the saran wrap BJ is great. Play safe.

This past week I made a monthly trip to see Nicole at Magic Therapy in Annandale. At my request, she wears this itty bitty slutty jean shorts that gets me rock hard so of course I have to put her in my rotation. Anyway, Nicole is older (likely 50 years old), but has a slim petite body that she keeps in good shape. I put her body about the same as Celine from Palace in McLean. TS was playful, back in the room at this point I'm there just to feast on her body. We slowly caress and grind then onto the main event. I bend her over to DATO that little ass of hers, kissing playful nibbling on her ass cheeks too, and she gets very wet off of that. Then tongue fucking her pussy while she is bent over. I flip her around and do a nice slow DATY and she very much enjoys a good DATY. I do standing missionary (P2P only, no FS with her) and thrust her and dump a big load on her body. She is a clean freak so she will run out of the room to wash off in the shower room.

[Telcova]

J&why Wellness has too old providers working there, so customers don't go there, so there are no customers, so young and decent providers don't like to work in this place.

If you visit this place, I will give you some tips.

Don't pay the house fee before you see the girls.

Avoid J Young (korean), the owner and provider, who is actually 70 years old.

This is the worst of all the AMP's in Burke.

So I can't recommend this place.

Don't pay the house fee before seeing girl. I like that.

I also hate when after they take the fee, as they are leaving they say "lay down, girl will be 10 minutes."

[Navajo101]

While Coco is coming up, there was one that worked in manassas next to the tattoo place. Used to work at Magic just up from Dragon. She seems to have dropped out. Has anyone seen her? She is petite with short cropped hair.

Sounds like the one at Dragon.

[Asphalt]

Impact massage therapy is in Annandale on McWhorter Pl. In google maps it looks like a straight up legit massage place. The only reason I chose this one as I try to find a new place that suits me is that in one of the photos is a massage table with no extra sheet or blanket. Once in the door I was led to the room that was in the photo and attended by a 40's /50's lady with a really nice figure, spandex pants and a rather clinical looking shirt.

I took off all my clothes. When Hannah came in the room she dragged her hand all the way down my body on the way to get the towel. Soon after she began the massage with pushing and pressure / release, and brushed her hips along my hands as she went up and down my body. There's me thinking it was a good introduction. As time goes on I get OTC roaming and lots of butt play but nothing underneath, no handy either.

I liked the massage and I'll probably give it another try or two. The whole thing seemed like a test though. When I stopped by the desk to tip her there were two other women, one younger and one older, who both seemed to own the place. They really encouraged me to leave a review on yelp or whatever.

[Asphalt]

Impact massage therapy is in Annandale on McWhorter Pl. In google maps it looks like a straight up legit massage place. The only reason I chose this one as I try to find a new place that suits me is that in one of the photos is a massage table with no extra sheet or blanket. Once in the door I was led to the room that was in the photo and attended by a 40's /50's lady with a really nice figure, spandex pants and a rather clinical looking shirt.

I took off all my clothes. When Hannah came in the room she dragged her hand all the way down my body on the way to get the towel. Soon after she began the massage with pushing and pressure / release, and brushed her hips along my hands as she went up and down my body. There's me thinking it was a good introduction. As time goes on I get OTC roaming and lots of butt play but nothing underneath, no handy either.

I liked the massage and I'll probably give it another try or two. The whole thing seemed like a test though. When I stopped by the desk to tip her there were two other women, one younger and one older, who both seemed to own the place. They really encouraged me to leave a review on yelp or whatever.

[DC002]

On Saturday I Went by and checked out Best.

Funny thing for a Kamp, both girls there were Latin.

Talked to both so English is good. Lucy Lu introduced me to both.

Monica is from Mexico but lives in Texas. She is a big tall girl, not in a bad way, but some like that. She knows how to please.

Bella is the other one, originally from Argentina, and now out of Miami. She is very young and sexy. She said 24 and I believe her. She has that young girl glow. Cute face and has all the right equipment to play nicely.

They are not spinners but nice personalities with the right attitudes. Attitude is everything to me for a fun and connected good time.

Treat them well and I bet they will treat you very well too.

Enjoy.

DC.

[BlueDrifter]

Went and got a haircut Saturday and on the way back made a quick pistol to rainbow spa to see if I could get the MILF latina again. But when the door opened I swear I was teleported to Medellin Colombia. The smallest of dresses where everything kept falling out, full c / d MMs up top and a big jiggly bbl. Name was sophia and seemed to be high on grass. Did quick table shower where she kept falling out up top of her dress. Once in room an attempt at what would be a massage but more like just hand rubbing. On flip asked if I needed anything else and said yes just you. Little back and forth with negotiations. Now the good and bad, the good was the view from the back and jiggles. Bad was can't take decent to big D as I was told slow because I'm above "average" and also not allowed to touch up top which sucked. Flipped to her back and was encouraged to finish. Good was definitely could tell she got hers when it was over. Probably wouldn't repeat with to many rules.

[BlueDrifter]

This was the norm "back in the day". Not so much now. The best I ever got was Lisa from the foot massage place that some may hopefully remember. She would challenge herself to see how deep she could reach with her tounge. That was years ago when VA was a haven for young and sexy FS.

The best experience I had was on my way to myrtle beach stopped at Q spa by south of the border. Late 30's, nice MM up top in tight green club dress. Very extra table shower cleaning, massage and then next thing I know buried face in the back and was so wet dribbled down onto the boys. Say 5-10 mins of straight going to work. It was amazing.