Massage Parlor Reports

[TonyScott01]

Just an FYI. Sunny is back. She's working Mon-Wed. Jenny is still working Thurs-Sat. I believe June is there most days (I don't recall what day (s) she said she's off).

Enjoy!

[Harley Dude 29]

I have seen several reviews on RM about this place on the second floor above Oriental Massage, so thought I would give it a shot. Got there mid afternoon, and the door was quickly answered by a 50 is lady in shorts and a top that showed her ample tits. They looked very nice. So went for the 30 minute visit option, and got on the table and she came in and said her name was JinJin. I did hear at least 2 other people there, and they had quite a few rooms. I asked for soft, but that didn't seem to be in her vocabulary and she would do a little soft and then immediately back to pretty deep moves. It really wasn't any sensual to it.

I moved to rub her legs, and imagine my surprise to learn that those nice looking tan legs were actually hose, and I mean thick hose. It was pretty much a turn off, and she giggled as I tried to rub her thick hosed legs. So I decided that I was TOFTT so just laid back but not much joy was given. She asked me to flip and immediately pulled down her top to show off her augmented talents. She said I could play with them and she motioned for a HJ and said 1. 5. I knew I must have not heard correctly, so I asked again, and she said 1. 2. Just a HJ was 1. 0. I told her I was not interested and just finish the massage. That threw her into a tailspin and she didn't know what to do, so she started going down to. 8, then quickly to. 6. I told her I was good. She kept putting her tits in my face, but she was totally unappealing in her thick hose and high prices, so I told her I was just good to finish the massage. It was obvious that she thought I would fold at some point instead of her not getting any tip at all due to her greatly inflated prices.

She finished and as I was getting dressed, she just straightened out the sheets and pillow, and didn't even change the towel over the pillow. So I have written this place off of my list.

HD 29.

[TheOuroboros]

Took a gamble on the crapshoots Empire massage had available in Alexandria. Made an appt with Victoria. I entered the room and this elephant of a woman with the face of a duck was giving off the smell of sweat and flaming hot Cheetos. She was wearing tight gym clothes that accentuated her ass and huge tits, so I while I should have walked, I was somewhat enticed to stay. I'm ok with fat chicks if they got an even fatter ass and tits to match. Figured this could be a quick 30. Massage began but she avoided me so that I couldn't really get to "feel" her out. Massage was a standard rub not the worst I've had but definitely the technique you'd get from a FS girl attempting to do a massage rather than a masseuse that offers a happy ending if you know what I mean. 20 min go by and she has me flip. Figured this is where I could grab around and initiate some fun time and that's when I realized this ***** is wearing a fucking waist trainer. So basically she just shoved all of the fat to her chest and ass and I fell for this hoodwink. 10 min of more rubbing in the front she merely only grazed my member. I tried giving her tits a nice squeeze from her shirt which she allowed at first but then meandered off to my legs out of reach. After that she said finito. I was like wait, what about mas? This is when she told me she only does HJ and it would cost 60 more for the handshake and 100 more for it topless. Sorry, I'm not paying near FS prices for some elephant to give me a quick Jerk. I told her no thanks and got dressed and cut my losses.

Don't waste your time on this one. Blue balls or empty wallet is the only two choices that exist here.

Empire is again hit or miss. The girls who are opened to FS or at least BJs are usually a banger of a time while those that don't are often duds.

Might have to go back to using LCS at this point.

[JonnyBigRod]

Looking for non AMP Caucasian independents.

[KidFarian]

Please update if she give you a pleasant head game or allows you to go DATY. Then I'd try this legit spot. Thanks.

This is only an update on the BBBJ.

She wants to remain low volume so tgus update on the "hidden gem" haacto remain anonymous. If anyone is asking why I posted this in the first place, it's motivation for other gents that desire to seek other legit places that has a lady that ventures into the dark side.

So recently I told her that I'd like to have more fun and when she asked what I wanted, I was granted a BBBJ w / o cim. And over past month I get it every time without asking and no request for additional tips. She's a gem. Happy hunting!

Kid.

[MikeWhiskey]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23208058.html

Any you guys try her out. She provides a decent massage and has a nice plump rump. Check her out.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

Was in the area of a spa that's been advertising heavily in both the Body Rub and ESC section of BP. It's a spa that's somewhere between red and yellow. Called ahead to see if I could get in. Found it easily enough in an office condo complex, easy parking even though a little busy and exposed. Up a flight of stairs with clearly marked signage and rang the doorbell. Was greeted by a middle aged woman in a short dress that let me in and could hear another female voice— let them know I was the one who called. Got in the room, paid for an hour. 8 if I remember right and got undressed. The door opened and it was the same woman— I had been hoping she was the MMS but she wasn't bad looking and looked like she had some assets to work with. She was wearing a short dress with lots of sequins all over it which to me seemed more like a costume, but also told me this wasn't a leggings or scrubs kinda place. The massage was actually pretty good, she walked on my back (had those rail things on the ceiling to hold on to) and did some knee pressure on my back— that was all really good. She did straddle me at some point in a way that her thigh was resting on my hand, which I didn't move, and was thinking that the games had begun. She had me flip and started rubbing lotion on my legs with long strokes getting pretty high on my thighs. She then walked around to my head and rubbed on my temples a bit, and then. Said "okay we're done. " (I asked what about play time? Can we stay another 10 minutes? And she said "No, we don't do that, we don't want any problems. " Wow. I was very surprised, but that was about as clear a "no" as can be even at a very modest suggestion. The massage was decent, so I didn't mind tipping a. 2 and as I did another woman was in the hallway and she thanked me for coming in and said something about I was handsome and hoped I would come back. I took that opportunity to say "Maybe, maybe with you? Maybe four hands?" And she was quite quick to say "No, not here, we don't do that." So.. I don't ever believe the photos or hype on the AMP ads (despite my track record and posts that point to the opposite), but this was a head scratcher. Either they are really trying to sucker people in for one time of disappointment, or maybe they were spooked by something? Maybe a close call recently or a tip about a sting or being watched or something? Or maybe it was me— I sometime have a Uncle LEO vibe thanks to regulation haircut. And to be fair, I didn't initiate with any obvious roaming to signal intent, but everything else on there seemed pretty standard NoVa AMP. YMMV but they weren't young enough or good looking enough to play the tease game and get any repeat visits.

[Serpico99]

What an amazing visit! It started with Joanna, aggressive massage but she knew I was there for more so she made it arousing as well. Immediately started on my back, took off her shirt and shoved her tits in my mouth and rubbed them all over me, I was rubbing her pussy and her tits, she then went to town on the massage, I had hands everywhere. Joanna was a little energetic, not a super nice body but ok, eventually I got flipped over.

Joanna gave a combination of HJ and BBBJ, got me super hard. Wiped me down, covered me and hoped on, I was in seventh heaven, rode me till I popped.

Seriously probably the best time I have ever had, felt totally drained and awesome. Great time, I didn't really want to share this with why'all as I want them for myself, LOL, but told them I would and it helps the community so why not. This also may just be a dream I have when I think of Asian massage places, who knows.

A Google search of Asian Health Spa in Santee reveals a spa in South Carolina.

[ZooSM18]

What an amazing visit! It started with Joanna, aggressive massage but she knew I was there for more so she made it arousing as well. Immediately started on my back, took off her shirt and shoved her tits in my mouth and rubbed them all over me, I was rubbing her pussy and her tits, she then went to town on the massage, I had hands everywhere. Joanna was a little energetic, not a super nice body but ok, eventually I got flipped over.

Joanna gave a combination of HJ and BBBJ, got me super hard. Wiped me down, covered me and hoped on, I was in seventh heaven, rode me till I popped.

Seriously probably the best time I have ever had, felt totally drained and awesome. Great time, I didn't really want to share this with why'all as I want them for myself, LOL, but told them I would and it helps the community so why not. This also may just be a dream I have when I think of Asian massage places, who knows.

[CireSire]

Same here. The oldest I've encountered in Ruby at Lavender Spa (4604 Pinecrest Office Park Dr H, Alexandria, 878-878-8688), been awhile since my last visit, so hope she's still there. But the hidden caretaker that I have to visit is in that same area tucked away next to Marshalls at Landmark (Zen Spa, 6230 Little River Turnpike, 571-470-3778). Her name is Freda, very friendly, but no TS at either place or else I'd make it back there more often.

What is offered at Zen Spa? I've gone there before and got zero extras. Got the HH massage and no flip. Not even a tease.

[FSteele02]

Made a visit to best oriental massage in Manassas. I went on a weekday around 3 PM. Knocked on the door and was immediately attended. I didn't grab her name because honestly she wasn't worth remembering. Good service and attitude, just veeeerrry average in the looks department. Older woman maybe mid 40's, but still pretty nice body. Surprisingly nice ass, typical tits in an Asian woman, no "gut" but a little flabbier than a younger woman. Went for hh fee was. 5 massage wasn't CMT but wasn't all bad she did put a bit of effort into it. Flip agreed on $ for BBJ. One of the better BJs I've gotten at an AMP she went at it pretty well usually they don't go past the tip she went about halfway on my shaft which was p nice. All in all I'd say a 7/10 wouldn't go out of my way to visit but if I were to ever be in the area for anything else I wouldn't be opposed to visiting. Total damage $.5.

[MrGrwnFrk202]

I need some help. I am trying to figure out if my favorite Chinese MILF has stopped working because I haven't seem to see her in a while. She worked at M&Y wellness in Fairfax and I want to say she was the owner but I am not sure. She was Chinese and good looking for a older Asian. Nothing too special but her massage I believe was the best legit massage in the area. I want to say her name is Lily. Can anyone confirm if she is still around? Thanks.

[Rainism]

Orchid - 83XX Arlington Blvd. and Hartland rd.

Advertised on bedpage as Wendy 25, Judy 26, Candy 27 . You need to add 20 PLUS AT LEAST. I WOULD ADD 25.

Thank you for giving me good information buddy.

I will visit there as soon as possible.

[ZooSM18]

I Went there 4/26/2024 on Friday noon. I saw a rubmaps review of Lucy and went there.

The review was totally fake and fiction. She do only HJ service tip for $80 - 100. (GPS).

2 old Chinese girl there looking 50's. BS.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ridge-va-17821#review-2799090.

I'll never visit here again, I'll never recommend!

[DanteDk07]

Yep. I am totally face person and don't care big butt nor hig boobs. One look at Alejandra I am like she's 3 and although Erica was pretty bad at service she is much better looking.

Does erika have natural big boobs?