Massage Parlor Reports

[Ruffian]

Dude, you said it was your 19th birthday last month... I'm not really one to judge but....

Why are you visiting these kind of places at such a young age? I mean, you're paying to bang girls old enough to be your mom. Some of them probably even have sons and daughters your age, if not older.

Yeah that was a post explaining my first time with an SW when I was 19 three years ago. I actually am 23 now. Everyone's got thier reasons to monger. I might just be a younger unexperienced guy who has bad luck with the ladies and is severely sexually deprived and frustrated. I wouldn't say thier old enough to be my Mom. You're talking late 40s-early 50s there. Than again some Asian women do look young well into thier middle ages.

[Eerock]

Leila is Turkish, not Hispanic. She's owned that place for clsoe 20 years. By "there before" she likely wanted to know if you had actually done more than sit in the waiting room, so to her you were lying about having been there. This isn't an AMP, where the MMS may change every few months, and you can get away saying you've been there.

She saves her best girls for her regulars, and they know better to call ahead and get her recommendations on when to come in. My guess is that you are persona non grata there now. You should have "RTTF" on the place, and you would have known better.

BTW, when the woman starts massaging you, expecting someone more attractive to magically appear is a bit unrealistic, lol.

Its been a while since I have posted but I figure this is post worthy.

So I've been really in the mood for a good time at an AMP but I was looking for something different. After reading this site I found a post about how a certain place H & H was non asian. I thought this sounded like what I needed so I decided to try it out.

First attempt: I rolled up there with a friend (didn't call) and we walked in, there was no one there so we sat down and waited for a bit. After about 10 minutes a little hispanic woman came out and started yelling at us about how there is nothing for us there and we needed to leave. So we did, hit up 14K and all was good. (first time at 14K btw, will go into more detail later on)

Second attempt: After about 2 weeks I decided to try it again (my friend was in vegas and had just went to one of the bunny ranches so I was jealous and wanted to do the same). This time I called, she asked me if I had been there before and I said yes and I made an appointment. I showed up for my apointment and she gave me a really hard time saying I had never been there before and all this other crap, I was very persistent in saying I had been there before and she eventually introduced me to a woman. This very chubby mid 40's woman. I didn't know what to think and since I had actually never been to this particular place before I figured she was probably just for the massage and then I would get someone else. So I went back to the room and took my shower and then did a light massage and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. She then proceeded to undress. I had to stop her immediately because I wasnt feeling it. I asked if I could possibly have another girl and she said she would check. She came back about 5 minutes later with the bad news. I declined to go further and left, I tried to pay for the shitty massage but the old woman wouldn't take my money.

So, I am wondering, what the F did I do wrong? I called, made an appointment, showed up on time (I was a little early, could that be it) and was greeted with a horrible attitude and a really bad experience. I have read on here how some people are having great experiences there. Can anyone give me some details on what I did wrong?

. . . .

Anyway, that is my update for the past months. If anyone can help me figure out the enigma that is H & H I would greatly appreciate it. PM's are welcome.

[Jimvs]

A friend of mine calls me and asked me for help with his computer, his family is on vacation, and gives me the perfect excuse to go out at night.

After fixing the computer (reconnect the router, and voip to a new modem, 5 min), I ask him to go with me to a strip club, so we went to the showcase theater, we spend some time/money, got a lap dance, and then I ask him if he liked the place, he liked the place/girls but was going back home hornier. So knowing that my friend goes to church, and we never this kind of stuff before, we talk about AMP, one in Beltsville and one in DC where you get a massage and a bj.

I called to make sure was open, it was the first time that I go to an AMP at 12:30 AM, so we went to 1818, and there was a lot of action there, we were sit in the couch and saw at least 5 girls walking in the hallway, mamasan comes back with Yuyu, she was probably early 30’s, very pretty face and nice body, trying to be a good host I tell him to go first, mamasan comes back with Pink, nice body, she told me later that was 26, the only turn down was her dental braces. We went to the room, no shower, deep massage, an 8.

She gave me a BBBJ, then put protection, lube, cow girl, and we flip over, Mish, DS, she was tight but I was concentrated in lasting, when she started complained, we went back to Mish because that’s how I come.

I really enjoyed visiting this place, last time I paid 1.6 and stayed about an hour, Pink told me that 1.5 for 45 min.

By the way, my friend was waiting outside with a very happy face; he thought was getting a BJ and got FS instead. I said “sorry for the miscommunication, HJ/BJ in BT in Beltsville and FS in 1818”.

[Solitaire One]

When she asked how old I was I told her I was 23 and than I asked for her age. She told me she was 27. LOL. I think she was lying about her age when she told me because she said all hesitantly "Twentyyyyyy- Seven?" It's all good though. I would'nt mind a provider in her 40s. =)

Dude, you said it was your 19th birthday last month... I'm not really one to judge but....

Why are you visiting these kind of places at such a young age? I mean, you're paying to bang girls old enough to be your mom. Some of them probably even have sons and daughters your age, if not older.

[LexLuther]

Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?

Not only is your handle insensitive and rude (as others have pointed out), but it is also completely stupid. If you are trying to indicate some special fondness for AMP girls, you are completely off the mark. As AMP lovers are aware, there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP girl. It's what we call an urban legend or urban myth. For better or worse, most AMP girls are K-girls. In some parts f the country you'll find one or two Thais, a sprinkling of Vietnamese, and more and more Chinese. But I challenge anyone to locate a true Japanese AMP girl.

Change that stupid handle!

LexLuther

[Ruffian]

I undress and in comes Tammy. Tammy's about 5'4, i'd say about mid to late thirties

When she asked how old I was I told her I was 23 and than I asked for her age. She told me she was 27. LOL. I think she was lying about her age when she told me because she said all hesitantly "Twentyyyyyy- Seven?" It's all good though. I would'nt mind a provider in her 40s. =)

[Passing Thru]

And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Check the nova forum for multiple reports about Golden Palms.

PT

[NukeyNuke]

You gotta know that the word "Jap" is offensive to many Asians, especially Japanese. If you don't understand that, you've been living in a cave. You need to change it and certainly not post under that name again.

I can't even believe I'm seeing that shit...

Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?

[Chris Stick]

Did go by to 14k today, asked for Rose but was told that she will be back next week. Did see another therpist name Diane. Not trying to get into to much details, but everything was standard from what you would normally expect from 14K. Just was to return the favors to this forum, since I did manage to get help from others here.

[Frank99]

Yeah dude, my wife has been gone a long time too but if she came back I would not answer questions if she asked them either. I am thinking of beginning to frequent the AMPs in DC but the rash of one post wonders is causing me great concern.

Just real quick.

I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Thanks

PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...

[Freshly Snipes]

Finally got around to visiting the infamous 1413 K this morning. I was a little hesitant and on edge, as my last AMP visit had me facing off against DC's finest (or not so fine!) in the Sun raid of last spring, so my paranoia was understandable. I got there around 10 AM ( i figured if a raid was to transpire, a Sunday morning would be the last time they'd come a'knocking), parked on Vermont and walk around the corner. Alot of ppl walking about, but nothing out of the ordinary of downtown DC.

Rang the bell, mama yells to me to pull the door thru the speaker and in i go. She greets me and walks me to my room. I asked for Rose, but was told she was on an 'extended vacation'. I undress and in comes Tammy. Tammy's about 5'4, i'd say about mid to late thirties; shoulder length hair; no tattoos; decent bod, although not very curvy. Flat backside, and she sported A cups (though her top made them look bigger, until she undressed). Now Tammy was what i'd call 'a business woman'. She's not there to make friends, meet her future husband, nor listen to the everyday monger's rants about how ungrateful his wife/girlfriend is, she's just there to make her money, and in return she'll give you the 'basic' AMP service as it's required by the biz. She was extremely quite; pleasant, but very quiet.

She uttered just 6 words, or phrases, during the entire time i was there:

"Money'' referring to the standard fee.
"face down" referring to the shower
"turn over" again, referring to the shower
"I'll be right back"
"You want a bottle of water"-self explanatory.
"Tammy" only after i ASKED for her name, right as i exited the place.

Her TS was standard, but her massagi was probably one of the worst i have ever had at an AMP. Very mechanical. She more than made up for it during the main event with a very memorable BLS, and EXTREMELY good pressure/suction during CBJ. After, i was ushered to mish. where i stayed for a few minutes, then i opted for K9, and there we stayed until the deal was done, signed and delivered. Received a hot rag wipe down at the end, was aided in getting dressed, and offered a bottled water on the way out. In and out in about 30 mins.

It was pretty busy for that time of the day(first time ever going that early). I heard one of you guys out in the hallway being thanked by mama for bringing a box of donuts for everyone (you guys are real Casanova's aren't ya!)........

All in all, it was good to be back. Tammy was decent, but i prefer my provider a little younger and a little curvier. I would recommend her to anyone, but i personally won't repeat.

Tammy:

I give her '6's' across the board, except the massage would have to be a '2'.

Oh yeah, saw the 'Therapy' sign along with times, posted up on the front door of DT. Might give them a try next.

Mr.Snipes

[Ruffian]

After months of researching and watching these boards I finally get to share a recent dream of my own. I havent had such a dream in a long time. Today I dreamt I went on a metro mission to that place we have all been discussing on these boards. I know my post count does not make this dream look real but I swear this dream was legit. The place in my dream is indeed open. Here's my report.

When I get to the city I walk to where the place is located. I had called earliar that morning and the lady confirmed they were open. When i arrived I called and am told which door to go to. I get let inside and am greeted by a very friendly Mamasan. She shows me into my room and I get undressed and toweled right away. Mamasan ask what I want to drink and I ask for a Sprite.

In come this petite Korean girl named Tammy bringing in my drink. Nice natural breasts and pretty face. I wish she had not put on so much make up but I was still liking her. She walks me to shower. Pretty much standard procedure. After I'm dried up she massages me as I'm faced down. Massage gets better when she starts stepping and walking on my back. One reason why I love smaller women.

Now to the fun part. She applies raincoat and starts rubbing than sucking. We than switch to doggy. After doing a bit of that, she beats me off for a lil. To finish the job she rode me cowgirl style until I was satisfied. She brings in a hot towel to clean me off and massages me more. I get dressed and she hugs me as I'm leaving. Mamasan wishes me a good day.

I definetely had a better time this time around as this was only my 2ND AMP dream. (You can read about my previous wall of text AMP dream in 1st time thread) My only complaint is I wish it was more like a GFE. Good customer service though. Would repeat but I wanna try different flavors.

[Fotodude]

Just real quick.

I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Thanks

PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2008 to June 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 8/7/08

1413 (14k, sky)(79)
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Diane - 6/30/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - MoonView (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Rose - 6/27/08 - Paniki (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Sora - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Commuter05 (+)
Diane - 6/26/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/25/08 - Macphisto (+)
Vivi - 6/21/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/20/08 - Readerx (+)
Sura - 6/17/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - Original Gster (?)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - DCJoe (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - KenQuest (+)
Mimi - 6/15/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Rose - 6/15/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Diane - 6/12/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Rose - 6/12/08 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 6/11/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Diane - 6/8/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Mimi - 6/6/08 - Readerx (+)
Tina - 6/3/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Tammy - 6/2/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Mimi - 6/1/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 5/31/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Diana - 5/25/08 - Dog Bone (+)
Happy - 5/24/08 - High Speed (+)
Diane - 5/19/08 - Ninja23 (+)
Tammy - 5/19/08 - Macphisto (+)
Happy - 5/17/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 5/16/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Happy - 5/12/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Lauren - 5/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Diana - 5/12/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Diane - 5/12/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Diana - 5/10/08 - dspomega1007 (+)
Rose - 5/2/08 - AgingHusky (+)
Diana - 5/2/08 - Triple E (+)
Tammy - 4/30/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Dianne - 4/30/08 - Gallover (+)
Sue/Rose - 4/28/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Joanne - 4/28/08 - AgingHusky (?)
Rose - 4/27/08 - Chaz (+)AR
Joanne - 4/25/08 - Slithytovegyre (+)
Rose/Joanne - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+/+)
Joanne - 4/23/08 - Readerx (+)
Blue - 4/23/08 - Monger 2 (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - Niteluvr (?)
Blue - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Tammy - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Rose - 4/15/08 - Big daddy Don (+)
Rose - 4/10/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Blue - 4/7/08 - Macphisto (?)
Blue/Rose - 4/2/08 - Boom Boom (-/+)
Rose - 4/2/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 4/1/08 - Fungold (+)
Tammy - 4/1/08 - Tmac69 (+)


Rio (olympic)(23)
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U-Mi - 5/2/08 - Paychex (+)
Yumi - 5/1/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Tina - 4/29/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Yumi - 4/28/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Gina - 4/20/08 - Paniki (+)
Maya - 4/13/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Mya - 4/13/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Coojee - 4/5/08 - Xsailor (+)


Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(31)
====================
Candy - 5/13/08 - Dominomfer (-)
Candy - 5/7/08 - BigTime3 (-)
Jade - 4/18/08 - New Man (+)
Julia - 4/15/08 - Niteluvr (+)
Julie - 4/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 4/3/08 - Hotman357 (+)
Nana - 4/2/08 - Brdcsttech (+)


Supra (26)
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Suzy - 6/24/08 - Kee Kee (?)
???(old report) - 5/23/08 - Ace73 (+)
Apple - 5/1/08 - Rusian Mong (?)
Nabi - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
June - 4/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Sunny - 4/13/08 - DickAllMighty (-)
Mimi - 4/9/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)


Jasmines (6)
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Judy - 6/13/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Judy - 6/11/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 6/8/08 - Flimflamman (+)
Amy - 6/7/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Amy - 6/4/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 5/31/08 - Ohio4413 (?)

Vermont (Downtown) (2)
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Katey - 4/27/08 - Stimpson J Cat (?)
Ginny - 4/11/08 - Austinp (?)
Open again - 4/9/08 - Palogrande

Royal (4)
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??? - 5/19/08 - Pcpc1688 (-)
Nana - 5/16/08 - Ginger man (-)

H&H (4)
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Josie - 5/22/08 - Triple E (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
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Candy - 4/29/08 - Linkletter2420 (-)



Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
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Closed for renovations - 4/29/08 - linkletter2420


Not Reported on this quarter
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Therapy @ M street (1), 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (1)



Outside the city
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lilly's
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Mimi - 4/6/08 - Missle4 (+)

Landover spa
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??? - 6/16/08 - Harmankardon (-)

Day Spa
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Jenny - 6/27/08 - New Man (-), legit?




Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[A John]

WTF?

Your point is?

You should go relieve some of your stress and report back!

14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.