Massage Parlor Reports

[Ruffian]

I been reading reports about AMPs closing and I really wanna try 14k out but I gotta find out more myself if it is open since there is confusion about whether or not it is. I'll call later on this morning. I actually been looking on CL for local providers as well but a lot of them are not picking up phones and don't have reviews on TER. I need to fulfill my dream this weekend! Wish me luck guys.

[Big Papa123]

Its been a while since I have posted but I figure this is post worthy.

So I've been really in the mood for a good time at an AMP but I was looking for something different. After reading this site I found a post about how a certain place H & H was non asian. I thought this sounded like what I needed so I decided to try it out.

First attempt: I rolled up there with a friend (didn't call) and we walked in, there was no one there so we sat down and waited for a bit. After about 10 minutes a little hispanic woman came out and started yelling at us about how there is nothing for us there and we needed to leave. So we did, hit up 14K and all was good. (first time at 14K btw, will go into more detail later on)

Second attempt: After about 2 weeks I decided to try it again (my friend was in vegas and had just went to one of the bunny ranches so I was jealous and wanted to do the same). This time I called, she asked me if I had been there before and I said yes and I made an appointment. I showed up for my apointment and she gave me a really hard time saying I had never been there before and all this other crap, I was very persistent in saying I had been there before and she eventually introduced me to a woman. This very chubby mid 40's woman. I didn't know what to think and since I had actually never been to this particular place before I figured she was probably just for the massage and then I would get someone else. So I went back to the room and took my shower and then did a light massage and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. She then proceeded to undress. I had to stop her immediately because I wasnt feeling it. I asked if I could possibly have another girl and she said she would check. She came back about 5 minutes later with the bad news. I declined to go further and left, I tried to pay for the shitty massage but the old woman wouldn't take my money.

So, I am wondering, what the F did I do wrong? I called, made an appointment, showed up on time (I was a little early, could that be it) and was greeted with a horrible attitude and a really bad experience. I have read on here how some people are having great experiences there. Can anyone give me some details on what I did wrong?

First attempt continued: After the disaster at H & H we went to 14K. Nice drive through the city, not a bad location, great parking (Sunday afternoon). Walked in, was greated by mamasan (who was pretty hot by the way, I wanted to do here LOL) and then was taken to the rooms and went through the ordeal. I finished up a little earlier than my friend so I was waiting in the waiting room and I see this guy with an overnight back walk out. I hid my face and didn't see his face but I thought that was really weird since I had never seen anyone else there other than who I went with. I thought they were more discreet than this. Anyway, had a wonderful time and want to go back.

I tried last week and was greeted by an empty house so I started reading on here again and saw it was closed. I logged in this afternoon and saw someone called and they were open so I called and sure enough, mamasan answered and I was on my way there. I decided to go in the evening after the football game (Go Skins! ) and when I got down there the area was packed! I had no idea the place above was a bar and bouncers would be blocking the entrance. I freaked and got scared so I just went home. On the way home I called and mamasan said they were open tomorrow morning so I think I will try again during non peak hours for that area. We shall see.

Anyway, that is my update for the past months. If anyone can help me figure out the enigma that is H & H I would greatly appreciate it. PM's are welcome.

[RavensFan]

I just called this morning at 11:30am and a lady answered saying they are open for business. So I guess they are back to business now??

[Roamin Roman]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

Agree. There's one individual who posted something like 10 brief messages in a single day/night. I'm not gonna make any judgments, but it did seem as though he was trying to artificially inflate his post count.

With AJ's and Monke's concerns in mind, here's a couple suggestions for the board. (1) Some sort of ranking system, a la the type that eBay uses, that let's others rank a poster's reliability / trustworthiness level. (2) An option that allows a poster to set a threshhold for others to be able to read his post (i.e., a variable setting that would, for instance, prevent anyone having less than 20, 30, 40, or 50 posts from reading the note), which would effectively prevent LEOs from scanning these forums unless they have a significant level of participation...an unlikely chance.

Granted, this would mean Jackson would have to develop & implement updates to the code for this site. And he probably has other things that keep him busy, too. But, in one sense, these "updated" would, in the long run, actually facilitate more openness and sharing of information. But only among those who are actually in the hobby and have demonstrated a level of reliability. Food for thought, only. After all, Jackson rules.

Have fun at the Forum

R: R

[CabDriver52]

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.

I didn't notice it until now. Weird! I'm thinking the simple fact that a lot of good locations have closed may hinge on the large amount of posts about 14K. Simply put, either more locations need to open or we need to start visiting new haunts. Rio seems to be kicking, NY seems to be a good option as well. We've lost some winners like CPHC and Sun. Maybe when things cool off in another month or two.

Still, good call.

Cabbie!

[Bertoni212]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.

[A John]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

[Rejected Monke]

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.

[Bobby M]

I was in DC on business the week of July 20 and paid a visit to 14K early in the week and had a reasonably good visit with Sophia.

On Thursday i decided to make a second visit and was surprised to find the gate to the stairs locked at about the time when I had made my first morning visit. I was frustrated so I walked over to make a visit to the 4th floor. This was open and i had an OK visit with mimi?? On my way back to where I parked my car I detoured to walk past 14K and it was still locked and the same man was standing there watching who approached the gate. I also drove past Green and saw the infamous sign. Too bad about these places as i had some really good times at Green and it is so much out of the way that it shouldn't bother neighbors.

Thanks so much to you DC fans for your reporting. I do not get to DC very often and I is nice to know where the spots are that are open so i do not have to drive all over to find a good visit.

[Just Ken]

Thanks for the report. Let's keep our figures crossed they re-open. I would venture to guess you must have had lunch there often.

It's closed. My office is 2 blocks from 14K and I stopped by during the day today. It is closed.

Will it reopen? I have no idea. I hope so. But it is closed.

[Pipebomb]

Hey all,

This is my first time posting here though I have been looking for months now. Just figured I would return all the good info I have gotten. I went to 14K yesterday around 11am and got no response. Some guy was hanging over the rail but he just seemed to be reading a paper so maybe just me being paranoid. I will try and post more in the future. Thanks again and be safe!

PB

[Steamvac]

First of all, I want to report that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reported yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reports of others who visited. Then I see reports of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?

It's closed. My office is 2 blocks from 14K and I stopped by during the day today. It is closed.

Will it reopen? I have no idea. I hope so. But it is closed.

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2008 to March 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 8/2/08



Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(24)
====================
Nana - 3/31/08 - Superman06 (+)
Nana - 3/27/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Nana - 3/24/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Jae - 3/20/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Nana - 3/16/08 - Superman06 (+)
Jai - 3/12/08 - Hugh Jardon (+)
nana - 3/11/08 - Tipster2 (+)
Jai - 3/8/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
nana - 3/4/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Nana - 2/29/08 - Brdsttech (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Max #01 (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Nana - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Misha/Nana - 2/26/08 - Ginger Man (+/+)
Sue - 2/18/08 - Drunk Irish (+)
Misha - 2/17/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (?)
Candy - 2/17/08 - Big daddy Don (-)
??? - 2/6/08 - Bseeks (+)
Misha - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Coco - 1/19/08 - Relaxedinmd (-)
Coco - 1/17/08 - Bobby M (-)
Candy - 1/8/08 - Tofer (-)
Candy - 1/6/08 - Pcpc1688 (+)


1413 (14k, sky)(20)
====
Rose - 3/31/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Annie - 3/27/08 - Fuel Man (-)
Rose - 3/26/08 - Readerx (+)
Happy - 2/26/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 2/25/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Happy - 2/24/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 2/23/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Nana - 2/19/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Suzie - 2/17/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Nana - 2/16/08 - Max Beelyun (+)
Candy - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Nana - 2/8/08 - Readerx (+)
??? - 2/2/08 - DcDonkey (+)
Nana - 1/29/08 - Max Bellyun (+)
nana - 1/14/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Mac Jones (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 1/3/08 - Ginger man (+)


Supra (19)
=====
June - 3/23/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Penny - 3/17/08 - Ampfreq (?)
Penny - 3/11/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Penny - 3/9/08 - Big papa123 (+)
Suzie -3/8/08 - Gregsurbey012 (+)
Michelle - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Joy - 2/6/08 - Cigarguy (+)
Joy - 2/2/08 - Aeolus (+)
Joy - 2/1/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Cherry - 1/30/08 - Rusian Mong(zonMonk) (+)
Hana - 1/21/08 - Rejected Monke (-)
hana - 1/19/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Michelle - 1/19/08 - Eyebrow (+)
Michelle - 1/18/08 - Monger69 (+)
Yumi - 1/17/08 - Jammin 2 (+)
Joon/Mimi - 1/12/08 - Rejected Monke (+/-)
Umi - 1/10/08 - Pablo (+)
June - 1/7/08 - Marlo (+)
Mimi - 1/01/08 - Ampfreq (-)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
=========
Cherry - 2/23/08 - BigTigger (+)
Tina - 2/14/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Sushi - 2/3/08 - Solitaire One (+)
Mia - 1/25/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Vivi - 1/22/08 - Linkletter2420 (?)
Nari - 1/21/08 - Rejected MOnke (-)
Sugar - 1/20/08 - Its The Purple (+)
Bunny - 1/18/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Bunny - 1/12/08 - Laxman#2 (+)
Mia - 1/10/08 - Original Gster (+)
Nana - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


Rio (olympic) (15)
=============
Linda - 3/27/08 - friendly1 (+)
Lilly - 3/21/08 - Grae Traveller (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Triple E (+)
Nana - 3/4/08 - Dr Bombay (?)
Brianna - 2/29/08 - Trileptal (?)
Nana - 2/28/08 - Xsailor (+)
Bobi - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Nana - 2/26/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/22/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Paula - 2/18/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/10/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Bobbie - 1/23/08 - Nova Guy (+)
Bobby - 1/22/08 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
nana - 1/20/08 - Chaz (+)
Bobby - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


H&H
===
Alex - 3/19/08 - Triple E (+)
Amanda - 2/11/08 - TripleE (+)
Salomon - 2/4/08 - Grae Traveller (-)

Royal
=====
Yumi - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
??? - 1/2/08 - DcDonkey (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
===============
??? - 3/19/08 - Ohio4413 (-)
Suzy - 2/16/08 - DickAllMIghty (?)

Therapy @ M street
==================
Kim - 2/4/08 - Rusian Mong (-)


1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
ICM is closed - 1/28/08 - Ortho313


Parkway Therapy
===============
??? - 3/27/08 - NukeyNuke (-)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Michelle - 1/30/08 - DickAllMighty (+)1333
??? - 1/6/08 - Dcplay (-)HJ only 1333

2024
====
? - new age looking? - 2/24/08 - Ken Eng


Outside the city
================
Angel therapy
-------------
Yoko - 3/15/08 - Bedrock 1975 (+)

Closed Locations
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Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[Dcplay]

Just as a quick intro, I VERY rarley post, but I do observe. I learned everything I know on my own, not having previously known about this site until recently. Just want to make it clear that it is entirely possible to get to know the scene without posting/exchanging or even reading this site.

Anyway. I saw earlier posts indicating this, but I went up to supra today and there was a "closed" sign on the door. Has it been closed for a while? I've been busy recently and kind of out of the loop, so I'm not entirely sure what's going on.

I tried hitting up supra last thurs. Too, but there was someone posted outside the door for a while and he wasn't moving. I thought he might be LE, so I bounced; although that could just be paranoia.

[Just Ken]

First of all, I want to report that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reported yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reports of others who visited. Then I see reports of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?