Massage Parlor Reports

[DrPornDawger]

I went to see a favorite AMP especially one that makes me feel special when they contact you with "Hi Honey, Good morning" etc.

Anyways, I've always gone in and had a nice massage (if not great) usually get all the knots and sometimes a walk on the back.

Lately, no massage at all, light fingertips on the back and kissing and caressing me. Of course I oblige and turn over and go through the routine. She loves it when I go downtown on her.

Making her go numb and squeezing my head between her thighs as she orgasms. And of course me finishing in her mouth and painting her face and tits with my juices. And did I mention finally.

Got to go bare with her (and she tells me I'm the only one, sure but I keep coming back for that one).

But no more massage, should I stay or go now? Try another one for massage and go back to the challenge of getting a unicorn for BBFS.

[Amp Hunter 101]

Aside from Tina from wildflower I haven't seen anyone give a better HJ plus tease. The way she teases you while you're face down getting a massage really gets you going, and then when she finally grabs it is the best feeling in the world. Anyone know who else does that?

I actually feel Leah gives a better HJ out of the two if you haven't tried her? Leah will pay more attention to your balls and let you play with her tits.

[RChangDatyKing]

I believe the reason for the hard sell for the 4 hands is so the girls have work or they'll end their visit early.

I don't know why these MMS don't get it. Stop shorting customers on time, stop the bait and switch and bring only beautiful ladies and we will go visit the spas. If they are going to have fuglies then reflect the rates accordingly. Offer specials on the HF or tell the girls to stop upselling customers. I'm sure even the fuglies can be busy if they accept $100/$120 tip and don't demand $160-$200 that the younger / hotter girls are getting.

Rather than write it all out again, I got the same speech you did from the mms trying to upsell me on 4 hands, extra time, shower! I've been here a few times in the past to see different girls and sometimes there is good talent here, BUT the experience is always ruined by the mms no matter what!

I just never liked the vibe at this place and I really won't ever come back, I don't care what provider is working tbh.

Arjons has been a hit or miss place. A lot more miss. My experiences there are lackluster and mid / average at best.

[SanDiegoNbr1]

They have a super cute 28 yr old Venezuelen there for a week till Thursday. She's about 5'5 thinish with dd and a phat ass. Thank me later.

[Lascivious]

I drove around and took a while for me to find it. I was looking for art studio and couldn't find it.

As I gave up and drove away. And found it.

It's the same complex as the animal hospital (across from public storage). I didn't have time for 30 minutes and just met Lulu.

Cash only.

Also there is one spa nearby Strength Spa. Anyone been there?

Since Serenity and 236 x spa has had duds lately, I wanted to try somewhere new. I stopped by Serene Spa on World Trade Dr since I was in the area. It would take a true monger's eagle eye to spot that place if you hadn't read about it before. Greeted by Lulu. Okay looking but I would pass. Then Elise came out. She's prettier and way more flirty. She was giving me strong signals that there were extras to be had. I was using the debit card gambit on Lulu to avoid just turning her down and walking out. I might go back later today, or soon to try her out.

Has anyone else seen her? Sometimes there are unpleasant surprises under their clothes.

[TacoManVa]

Arjons has been a hit or miss place. A lot more miss. My experiences there are lackluster and mid / average at best.

She's chunky and around 50 years old with a now bad attitude. She has worked all over San Diego in various spas. The only good skill she has is her BBBJ and DT. She has changed since becoming a (greedy) MMS. Hard pass for me also and her cooter smells real bad.

[HapaJon]

Anyone got any new good reports or updates on UFS, Star Spa, or Gold Spa? I haven't been mongering in years but was working nearby and drove past Gold Spa. Saw a glimpse of a pretty darker skin and lean big boots cutie in the parking lot and was wondering if anyone's popped by Gold Spa lately and van verify that this provider is as good as she looks.

[ADwightSchrute]

Nah Pretty sure this is the norm there Went for Zoe got a good time with Zoe but was a hassle with the mamasan trying to push 2 girls and everything else on me months ago. Haven't been back since.

Thanks fellas for confirming my experience was not out of the ordinary. Thought I was the outlier as I don't remember reading any terrible reviews on this place.

Arjons has been a hit or miss place. A lot more miss. My experiences there are lackluster and mid / average at best.

[Cristobal11]

Stopped by VV yesterday, was a walk in, they didn't answer the phone, so I thought it must be.

Busy which means its a good place. Only had one that was to my liking. Linda was good. Massage was soothing, HJ firm then soft then firm, drove me insane in the membrane. Then the BBBJ happened, was very light and slippery. I like how she has experience.

Rubber, then some hot sex, from the back. I hit that shit from the back. Then you know what happens.

[Manuel128]

The entrance is shared with a chiropractic office so kind of confusing when entering. Oasis is on the left. . 45 for hhr and probably. 70 for hr (didn't clarify) house. I ended up with a bad breath 40's chubby. Should have walked but little Manny has a mind of his own. She did about a five minute massage then flip with her on top and riding cfs. She reached behind and fingered the prostate while riding. That was a first for me! LOL Surprisingly, she actually finished the session with a decent massage and used up the full hhr. This place is in a pretty busy food shopping complex on convoy as I did the walk of shame coming out. Manny.

[BamanBsk]

Aside from Tina from wildflower I haven't seen anyone give a better HJ plus tease. The way she teases you while you're face down getting a massage really gets you going, and then when she finally grabs it is the best feeling in the world. Anyone know who else does that?

[BKane80]

Thanks fellas for confirming my experience was not out of the ordinary. Thought I was the outlier as I don't remember reading any terrible reviews on this place.

[TooBigForU2024]

I am visiting San Diego in May and a friend of mine recommended Lotus Spa, but there are no posts about this place. Can anyone let me know if I should visit or stick with the places everyone is posting? MRC etc.

[SeanMendez345]

I must've just caught Arjons on a bad day because usually reports on this place are pretty good.

Nah Pretty sure this is the norm there Went for Zoe got a good time with Zoe but was a hassle with the mamasan trying to push 2 girls and everything else on me months ago. Haven't been back since.

[DudeNukem]

So, went to try out Arjons today to see what it was like and man did I have a bad experience. Right off the bat it didn't start good. Before I start a session I always ask the MMS if I can take a shower afterwards. MMS already started up-selling me saying that shower costs extra and that girl will take shower with me and make me "feel good". I told her no, that I didn't need a shower with the girl and that I can shower myself. She told me shower by myself is an extra $10. I shit you not. I have never, ever been up-selled on trying to take a shower by myself. I was about to leave, but MMS noticed this so right away she says, "since first time here, you can take shower for free, but next time $10". I should have left, but as you guys know, little head takes over and I oblige. Soon the girl comes in (don't remember her name), face is ok, but she has a huge rack. I think, ok, this is doable and I agree to donation for FS and massage. She leaves to get the condom and when she comes back, she asks, "do you want two girls? Two girls is better". Goddamn, is this place all about up-selling? This puts me in a worse mood because MMS just tried to up-sell me on a shower. I annoyingly tell her no and that I just want her. Says ok and then tells me to lie down on the table. Now here's where I get really upset. The girl proceeds to take off her dress and the body which I thought was good with the dress on, just started spilling out. Got fucking tricked. Along with her big tits came out her big stomach. After 2 up-sells and this I am just not in the mood anymore. Tries to kiss on my chest and BBBJ, but I am not feeling it.

Rather than write it all out again, I got the same speech you did from the mms trying to upsell me on 4 hands, extra time, shower! I've been here a few times in the past to see different girls and sometimes there is good talent here, BUT the experience is always ruined by the mms no matter what!

Lucy had large natural DDs, face was very average looking and tbh not very appealing if it wasn't for her breasts (I went to see Alicia but she was busy I guess), short at about 5'1" tall, she was petite with a very chubby physical build and that tight dress she was wearing was working overtime to hold it all in. Poor girl.

House fee: 60 for half hour Provider Tip: 160.

The session was very rushed. It seemed like there was another customer waiting so she wanted the cash up front and went straight to boom boom motioning. BBBJ was okay, no DT, very rushed, no BLS, and was barely enough to get me hard. If it wasn't for her giant tits being rubbed on my cock, I don't think I little guy would have budged. It also doesn't help that I can hear the MMS on the phone yelling in mandarin on the phone through the paper thin walls; very annoying and huge mood killer.

No 69, no FIV, no FIA, and it wasn't because of money either, it was all just time. I had even scheduled an appointment so I don't know what the deal was. She climbed on top and attempted to ACG with very little effort, but it just wasn't working because of her size so we swapped to standing missionary. Her pussy felt very good like this and it was a wonderful sight to see her giant tits moving around. I grabbed onto them and shook them all around, but she didn't like that LOL. I ended up finishing in the rubber standing doggie and once again her fat pussy felt fantastic like this, so it wasn't all bad.

She cleans me up with those alcohol wipes which kinda burn and I still have about 10 minutes. Lucy leaves to take a quick shower and mms tells me I have to hurry up and leave because customers are waiting. WTF kind of shit is that! Anyways, took me about a minute to grab my shit and leave out the other door. I just never liked the vibe at this place and I really won't ever come back, I don't care what provider is working tbh.