Massage Parlor Reports

**Cdn Joe** · 08-02-08 21:02

Supra: sign on door still says closed

14K: open (I didn't expect it to be). Had food I'd just picked up so sat in the park across the way and watched the coming and goings. No one going in or out of 14K, but a good number of people hanging around the area... maybe I'm paranoid.

Anyway, pretty much same protocol as of old: pushed buzzer and let in, asked to see the girls but first one walks up, my jaw drops and I forget that I asked. It was Julie: petite Korean girl, in a small bikini, fair-good English, stacked up top and stunning long dark hair. Wow. wow again. Undressed, washed and washed very, very well.

Back to the room and I put the $$ on the table, she comes in, sees it, and off comes the bikini. I get kissed. There follows foreplay, kissing of her, daty, her astride me while I'm siting on the edge and finished off with me taking her from behind. Then cleaned up, lied down and massaged by her still in the nude and then finally cleaned up, dressed and on my way.

Wow. Look after this one. She is cute, bubbly, charming and stunning. If she isn't new to this, she's faking well. And that was Julie. Enjoy!

**Wayward One** · 08-02-08 09:57

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from October 2007 to December 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 7/12/08

Supra (84)
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Gina - 12/30/07 - DickallMighty (?)
Maya - 12/28/07 - Eeyore (?)
Sasha - 12/28/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Gina - 12/21/07 - BigTime3 (+)
ShaSha - 12/21/07 - Dudeman-12 (+)
??? - 12/20/07 - Corsair88 (-)
Sasha - 12/16/07 - And Rich (+)
Yumi - 12/15/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Suzie - 12/15/07 - Philkrenshaw (+)
Won - 12/10/07 - CsInControl (+)
Suzie - 12/10/07 - Rocket R (+)
Ruby - 12/10/07 - Willett (+)
Ruby - 12/5/07 - Southern G (+)
Won - 12/5/07 - Horsetrader (-)
Won - 12/02/07 - Entropyrules (+)
Looby - 11/30/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Won - 11/26/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Suzie - 11/23/07 - Laxman#2 (?)
Ruby - 11/21/07 - Paychex (+)
Cherry - 11/18/07 - Frosty Man (+)
Maya - 11/16/07 - Ace73 (+)
Maya - 11/16/07 - Max Beelyun (?)
Ruby - 11/13/07 - Odysseus 46 (+)
Ruby - 11/12/07 - CsInControl (+)
Suzie - 11/11/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Sujin - 11/09/07 - DickallMighty (+)
Suzie - 11/06/07 - NukeyNuke (+)
Suzie - 11/04/07 - Sleeping Bag (-)
Cherry - 11/03/07 - Rejected Monke (+)
Cherry - 11/02/07 - Jason Guess (+)
Ruby - 11/02/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Papasan1 (+)
Maya - 11/01/07 - Ravensfan (+)
Suzie - 10/30/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Maya - 10/28/07 - B L Swagger (+)
Suzie - 10/28/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Cherry - 10/25/07 - Navy One (+)
Tara - 10/25/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Tara - 10/23/07 - Black (+)
Happy - 10/21/07 - Bukowskichuck (?)
Cherry - 10/18/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Cherry - 10/17/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Suzie - 10/15/07 - Aeolus (+)
Nana - 10/14/07 - Love Tractor (+)
Happy - 10/11/07 - LoveLOS (+)

Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (82)
====================
Sue - 12/24/07 - PussProwler (+)
Kay - 12/24/07 - Lovejugs (+)
Sue - 12/11/07 - Lbridgerunner (+)
Suzie - 12/7/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Suzie - 11/27/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Coco - 11/18/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Sue - 11/09/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Jenny - 11/05/07 - Black Yogi (+)
Jenn - 11/02/07 - Bubba ray (+)
Jenny - 11/02/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Sue - 10/27/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Sue - 10/15/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Suzy - 10/15/07 - Hawkeye In Md (+)
Cocoa - 10/8/07 - Superman06 (+)
Michelle - 10/7/07 - Sleaze bum (-)
Misha - 10/3/07 - Ginger man (?)
Sue - 10/3/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Sue - 10/2/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Sue - 10/1/07 - Carnesseur (?)

1413 (14k, sky) (60)
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Angie - 12/31/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Angie - 12/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Angie - 12/23/07 - Readerx (+)
Angie - 12/23/07 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Sarah - 12/21/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Mimi - 12/18/07 - Sleeping Bag (-)
Mimi - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+)
nana - 12/13/07 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Nana - 12/10/07 - Readerx (+)
Bebe - 12/8/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Nana - 12/7/07 - CsInControl (+)
nana - 12/5/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Yong - 11/20/07 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Bebe - 11/16/07 - Thesailor (+)
Mimi - 11/08/07 - Bill88 (-)
Yumi - 11/05/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Coco - 11/05/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (-)
Coco - 11/04/07 - Sleezebum (+)
Bebe - 10/24/07 - Ginger Man (+)

Gold (IHC,Mini,1818) (44)
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Suzie - 12/31/07 - Rejected Monke (+)
GoldenGirlSpinner - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Mina - 12/6/07 - Rejected Monke (?)
Tina - 12/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (-)
Peanut - 12/03/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
Pepsi/June/may - 11/03/07 - Rejected Monke (-/+/-)

Rio (olympic) (14)
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Nana - 12/02/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Candy - 11/27/07 - Dr Bombay (?)
Lucy - 11/11/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Sarah - 11/07/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Hanna - 10/17/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)

Royal (24)
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Nana - 12/26/07 - CabDriver52 (?)
Mickey - 10/18/07 - Paychex (+)

H&H (3)
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Jackie - 11/30/07 - Triple E (+)

Nari (NY ave )
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??? - 10/17/07 - Bill88 (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
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Sophia - 12/7/07 - Gashman (+)

Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
??? - 12/13/07 - LoveLOS (+) TAWNN
MsLL2B - 12/8/07 - LoveLos (+) TAWNN, haha
Ruby - 12/4/07 - yuengling69 (+), near mixing bowl (springfrield?), Supra? no insertion, but says it was awesome.
Coco - 12/02/07 - Saiyen (+)
??? - 11/09/07 - BigTime3 (+) what is the point? no name no spa BS
Coco - 10/28/07 - ReaderX (+)circlek, supra?
??? - 10/18/07 - MrSargent (?)
Janie - 10/1/07 - Bubba Ray (+)M st, 1st floor

No new reports this Quarter:
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Happiness (han-sol)(10), GBT (3), castle (boss,1716 I, eyebar) (2), Thearpy @ M street, 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (3), Jasmines

Closed Locations
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Youngs/venus (2352) (11)
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Busted - 12/28/07 - Hobbyist4life

??? - 12/26/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
Joanne - 11/25/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Mimi - 11/11/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Bebe - 10/19/07 - Drunk Irish (+)
Maya - 10/18/07 - Original Gster (+)
Ho-ba - 10/8/07 - Ampfreq (-)
Tina - 10/2/07 - Chick Magnet (+)

New world on 11th is gone - 10/17/07 - Christyusa

From previous indexes
CPHC (1 - old), Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.), 617K (mirage, magic) (1), Sun (29), Ok (8)

GPS Map - 10/6/07 - Love Tractor

Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

**Ginger Man** · 08-02-08 05:40

I posted most of this on a Maryland board, but it is true for here, too.

I went to One Spa in Ellicott City. This is the old Hana Spa, with a new owner. I had not been there in a long, long while, so I decided to check it out. Turns out the two ladies working were old friends from long ago.

Mamasan, however, could be on the cast of "The L Word." Very masculine.

I had a nice session with Nana, a heavy set gal who was very nice to me.

The three of us got to talking about recent LE activity. They said that at 21 Spa the ploice took secret pictures of men coming and going, and their license numbers. They got thirty men, and tracked them down to their homes. Then, perhaps in front of wives, girlfriends, or even children, they tried to browbeat them into testifying.

Of thirty men, twenty-seven remained quiet and said nothing. Three talked and even testified! First, this is police harassment. Second you have the right to remain silent. Don't talk to the police. Everyone should see this video.

http://video.google.com/videosearch...en&sitesearch=#

You can Google "Don't talk to the police." This is even more true if you are innocent. They will try to trip you up, bully you, and make you talk. You do not have to be rude, just inform them you will exercise your right to remain silent. Even if you do want to talk, wait until you have spoken to a lawyer. Peace.

**Dr Bombay** · 08-02-08 04:54

Originally Posted by CFoxtrot

As I said, I'm not a frequent hobbyist, so I don't have a lot to share. The reason I come here is the same as the many who never post anything. To get info for the next visit. I'm not whining, just a little frustrated by the lack of information. This is what it says in the Forum FAQ in bold red letters:

What is the purpose of this Forum?

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

Aye aye,officer, but I think the key word is "Exchange" not do your work for you

**Benchseats Rock** · 08-02-08 03:20

We kept Neverland a secret for a while... didn't we?
Gawd I miss Tink.

Bench

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

There is no way we can type in code or speak in tongues that LEO cannot figure out. It makes no differnce if we say she is a good kisser or if she can deep throat for days. Numbers will not serve either. Whatever is posted here in open forum is just that - OPEN and anyone with half a brain can figure out whatever code or number or cutesy buzzword we use.

My only suggestion would be to simply post that we have been somewher and others may PM for details. However; even that will be compromised as soon as LEO gets up to Trusted Senior status.

Who can say who here is LEO and who is not?

AND - these places don't usually get busted for selling sex, rather they get hit for some immigration or license issue and any sex business is found out about AFTER the raid has begun.

So - what is the answer? Maybe we should shut down this board and start having regular "club" meetings or pass intel to each other via out personal email accounts? (If anyone wants a GMAIL account I will send you an invitation if you ask and give me a current email address to send it to.)

I do not feel the least bit guilty about posting my "fantasies" here and I do not think that my posting about Sophie or Happy or anyone else contributed significantly to them getting shut down.

If one does the "crime" then one must be ready to pay the price. Eitehr as a provider or a customer - doing criminal things will and should result in something bad happenening to the involved people.

Just this fat, old guy's opinion -- Your may vary.

JJ

**Roamin Roman** · 08-02-08 02:10

Until you establish a little better track record, amigo, you haven't earned the right to tell other mongers here, who have shared info, to "move on."

Tipster may have only 11 posts to his credit, but he's supplied a heck of a lot more than you have, IMHO.

By contrast, you raise the issue about lack of info, state that you're seeking info, recite the purpose of this forum to the rest of us (i.e., facilitating the exchange of information), yet still fail to provide any info of your own. I mean, nada.

So what do you expect? We don't know whether you're LEO or what! And even if you're a legitimate monger, this forum may not be suitable for you. After all, by your own admission, you're not a frequent monger and therefore don't have a lot to share. But since you don't have a lot of info to share, why the heck are you "reminding" the rest of us that this forum is for the purpose of sharing info?

Remember, the info that mongers share on this forum was gained by the expenditure of time and money. It didn't come to them free, nor by osmosis. So asking others to give up info to you, when you haven't ponied up with anything yourself (and haven't even made much of an effort to do so), and then getting indignant when someone calls you on the carpet for that, takes a lot a chutzpah, my friend.

If you wanna participate, then participate. If you're not a frequent hobbyist and don't want to even try to participate, then please don't go whining about a lack of info. And don't go telling others to "move on" when you realize that none of your three legs gives you anything firm to stand on.

R: R

Originally Posted by CFoxtrot

As I said, I'm not a frequent hobbyist, so I don't have a lot to share. The reason I come here is the same as the many who never post anything. To get info for the next visit. I'm not whining, just a little frustrated by the lack of information. This is what it says in the Forum FAQ in bold red letters:

What is the purpose of this Forum?

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

**CFoxtrot** · 08-01-08 22:12

As I said, I'm not a frequent hobbyist, so I don't have a lot to share. The reason I come here is the same as the many who never post anything. To get info for the next visit. I'm not whining, just a little frustrated by the lack of information. This is what it says in the Forum FAQ in bold red letters:

What is the purpose of this Forum?

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

Originally Posted by Tipster2

CFoxtrot: Your only "sharing" in all of 2007 was a 5/6/07 posting. Your only "sharing" in 2008 to date was yesterday's comment that "the point of this forum is to share info..." May I be so bold as to comment that if you get the point, you should sharpen your pencil and post more frequently?

**Tipster2** · 07-31-08 22:14

CFoxtrot: Your only "sharing" in all of 2007 was a 5/6/07 posting. Your only "sharing" in 2008 to date was yesterday's comment that "the point of this forum is to share info..." May I be so bold as to comment that if you get the point, you should sharpen your pencil and post more frequently?

Originally Posted by CFoxtrot

I'm not a frequent hobbyist, but I've relied on the reports here to figure out where to go and where not to go. The point of this forum is to share info...

**Sleazebum** · 07-31-08 17:18

Like one of my old bosses used to say:

"Don't bring me any problem that you do not have a proposed solution for."

So - What is the solution?

JJ

Originally Posted by A John

Well put #1 & #2 is a real problem.

**A John** · 07-31-08 16:51

Well put #1 & #2 is a real problem.

Originally Posted by Any Mouse

1. My intention with the earlier post was to point out a trend which to me was disturbing. I am fully aware that some closed due to licensing issues and some with immigration problems. However that does not change the implication that these places were brought to the attention of people who saw the establishments as "easy targets" for whatever their particular special interest was/is. In my view that attention came from fora such as this one.

2. More places DO NOT open to replace the closed ones. At least not in a timely fashion.

3. Lastly, the only whiner I see on this board is YOU! Earn your spurs, and then you can say what you like.

AM

**Any Mouse** · 07-31-08 14:00

Originally Posted by CFoxtrot

.... If, and thats a big if, places get shut down because of reports here, .... More places will open up to replace the closed ones because there is a true demand here. Quit your whining ...

1. My intention with the earlier post was to point out a trend which to me was disturbing. I am fully aware that some closed due to licensing issues and some with immigration problems. However that does not change the implication that these places were brought to the attention of people who saw the establishments as "easy targets" for whatever their particular special interest was/is. In my view that attention came from fora such as this one.

2. More places DO NOT open to replace the closed ones. At least not in a timely fashion.

3. Lastly, the only whiner I see on this board is YOU! Earn your spurs, and then you can say what you like.

AM

**Sleazebum** · 07-31-08 11:45

I think that someone probably does know if Supra is open.

JJ

Originally Posted by Bigwap01

Does anyone know if Supra is still open?

**Bigwap01** · 07-31-08 03:09

Does anyone know if Supra is still open?

**DickAllMighty** · 07-31-08 03:04

Fellas, I was able to pluck another Rose at another location.

Very pretty, probably around mid-30s, and with real handfuls of frontal assets. Friendly and with a take-care-of-you attitudue. Only thing was that she kept asking me about my relationships and when I'm gonna get married. I'm not really into that. But otherwise, this is a definite recommend. She thorougly used all her tools for the massagi, which included BL, and gave AR both before and after the flip - though admittedly, it was by far not the best AR I've ever had.

Strange thing was the fee. I gave the full $.6 right up front, but she came back and gave me .1 for change, telling me that the fee is $.5. Afterwards I gave her .2 as tips for her great service and honest business.

I'm not going to mention location here, but vets can PM for info.

Well, fellas, this is probably my last report in DC as I will be relocating to NYC. Lucky coincidence for me since the scene is really going downhill in DC. After I get settled in at NYC, I'll be doing research and recon. The hobby must live on. Vets, please feel free to PM me if you ever visit NYC.

Stay safe, fellas.

**CFoxtrot** · 07-30-08 22:55

I'm not a frequent hobbyist, but I've relied on the reports here to figure out where to go and where not to go. The point of this forum is to share info, not to boast that you got some without providing any real details. If, and thats a big if, places get shut down because of reports here, thats just the price to be paid. More places will open up to replace the closed ones because there is a true demand here. Quit your whining and go have some fun, then tell us all about it, preferably without being so cryptic that it isn't useful to anyone but yourself.

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

There is no way we can type in code or speak in tongues that LEO cannot figure out. It makes no differnce if we say she is a good kisser or if she can deep throat for days. Numbers will not serve either. Whatever is posted here in open forum is just that - OPEN and anyone with half a brain can figure out whatever code or number or cutesy buzzword we use.

My only suggestion would be to simply post that we have been somewher and others may PM for details. However; even that will be compromised as soon as LEO gets up to Trusted Senior status.

Who can say who here is LEO and who is not?

AND - these places don't usually get busted for selling sex, rather they get hit for some immigration or license issue and any sex business is found out about AFTER the raid has begun.

So - what is the answer? Maybe we should shut down this board and start having regular "club" meetings or pass intel to each other via out personal email accounts? (If anyone wants a GMAIL account I will send you an invitation if you ask and give me a current email address to send it to.)

I do not feel the least bit guilty about posting my "fantasies" here and I do not think that my posting about Sophie or Happy or anyone else contributed significantly to them getting shut down.

If one does the "crime" then one must be ready to pay the price. Eitehr as a provider or a customer - doing criminal things will and should result in something bad happenening to the involved people.

Just this fat, old guy's opinion -- Your may vary.

JJ