Massage Parlor Reports

[Sleazebum]

Commuter05:

You best commute your cheap butt on somewhere else! It is bums like you who make things hard for the rest of us AND encourage higher prices to make up for the losses you creeps cause!

IF you are any kind of a man you WILL take the normal tip of $100.00 PLUS another $100.00 and present that gift to Rose along with a sincere apology!

I cannot decide if you are truly cheap or you are simply STUPID to fail to check your funds BEFORE taking advantage of these women!

I hope you see fit to make it up to her PLUS!

At least, if you do something that hateful or stupid you should be too ashamed of yourslf to post it!

BUM!!!

JJ

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

[Bertoni212]

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

[Ginger Man]

[QUOTE=Commuter05]Before:
"Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip."

I hope I am misunderstanding you. Are you saying you only brought $60? With nothing for the provider? if so you are in the wrong big time! They ONLY make money on tips. You need to RTFF and understand the rules.

If I am wrong, and you are talking about a tip over and above the standard tip, then forgive me, it was unclear.

[Commuter05]

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

[Sashimi]

Some places, like supra, ask for house fee before you have even seen the provider. Don't hand over house fee until you at least have some idea what you are getting. On the other hand don't expect a provider to explain what services she will provide. It is obviously not a good idea for her to explain that.

One place, didn't even ask me for service fee until after service was provided. It hard to find that kind of professionalism anywhere! Long live Korea!

I find a majority of AMPS will ask for the house fee up front, (I always give the house fee to the provider and not the mamasan), and take the service fee or tip at the end of the session. (moreso, if you are a steady customer). I usually turn down proposals when they ask for all the money upfront, but it is pretty difficult to get out of a deal when they collect the fee up front and then after you agree on the level of service they ask for their tip up front. When you walk out on this arrangement you could lose .6. You will also find that when they want all the money up front you will usually get bad service. That is why they want it all up front because they know they can't provide quality service.

[Corsair88]

Thanks Mongers.

I'm headed back to DC shortly and was wondering about 14k.

You've confirmed that it's alive and well.

Rose seems to be the board favorite these days.

Any others highly recommended?

What about any to avoid?

Now, for a trick...what if I get a therapist that I don't like?

How do you handle this? Can you switch, ask for a change, or just tough it out? In the past, I've usually been so nervous I just went with it. And, yeah, sometimes the gals that aren't as popular or hot give a little extra effort. But I'll try to go with the wisdom on here.

What about appointments at AMPs? Is this unheard of?

Or might it be a way to make sure I get to meet Rose?

I haven't have a rose but I like playing in the olympics down in Rio with Gina. BTW, found this link at the SF board posted by another member:

http://www.********.net/

IMOHO, its a good intro to the hobby.

[Junky11]

In the AMP, just like in ANY other business, YOU are in charge! If the business tries to provide you a substandard product (girl you do not feel attracted to, maybe) then YOU have the right of refusal.

Don't let me or anyone else bully you into taking on anything you do not like or want.

I have asked for a different girl a few times and all that stuff about "losing face" is simply not true.

YOU are the customer! You must be satisfied to the greatest extent possible!

Also - you should always commend the beauty and talents of the girl you choose and pump up her ego and feelings from the time you give her the $60 until the time she gives you some candy on the way out. THAT is most important! If you are expecially happy with her, tell the manager too!

AND - forget about making appointments. That has never worked for most people here.

JJ

Some places, like supra, ask for house fee before you have even seen the provider. Don't hand over house fee until you at least have some idea what you are getting. On the other hand don't expect a provider to explain what services she will provide. It is obviously not a good idea for her to explain that.

One place, didn't even ask me for service fee until after service was provided. It hard to find that kind of professionalism anywhere! Long live Korea!

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from July 2007 to September 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 7/12/08

Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (61)
====================
Sue - 9/29/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
Michelle - 9/28/07- BigTime3 (+)
??? - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (+)
Cocoa - 9/25/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Cocoa - 9/21/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Susie - 9/21/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Shari - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (+)
June - 8/31/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Coco - 8/27/07 - Linkletter2420 (+)
Connie - 8/25/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Kay - 8/23/07 - Jack Bones (+)
??? - 8/22/07 - Bseeks (+)
??? - 8/15/07 - Bseeks (?)CH
Kay - 8/14/07 - Pipes (+)
Michelle/Kay - 8/12/07 - Blue Flag (+/+)
Kay - 8/10/07 - Roamin Roman (+)
Kay - 8/7/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
??? (Nari) - 8/7/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)CH
Julie - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (+)
Kay - 8/1/07 - Gregster (+)
Nari - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/29/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)1333
May - 7/28/07 - Roamin Roman (+)Green
Pink - 7/26/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)Green
Nari - 7/20/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/19/07 - Jack Bones (+)
May - 7/17/07 - MrSargent (+)Green/Carriage
Suzie - 7/16/07 - Corsair88 (?)Green
May - 7/16/07 - DCrez (+)GHS
Suzie - 7/16/07 - CabDriver52(+)Green
Misha - 7/12/07 - Jack Bones (+)Green
Pepsi - 7/11/07 - Iceholeg (+)green
Pepsi - 7/5/07 - Max #01 (+)green
Pepsi - 7/10/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)CH
Pepsi - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)CH
Suji - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (=)CH
Sue - 7/4/07 - Yankovich (+)GHS


Supra (39)
=====
Pepsi - 9/24/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Pepsi - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (-)
Nana - 9/20/07 - Paniki (+)
Nana - 9/18/07 - Horsetrader (-)
Mickey - 9/17/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)
Nana - 9/17/07 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Nana - 9/8/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Nana - 9/7/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
nana - 9/3/07 - Hominem (+)
Coco - 8/16/07 - Macphisto (?)
Gigi - 8/16/07 - Original Gster (+)
closed - 8/1/07 - Dj Listro
Suzie - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (?)
??? - 7/19/07 - Big Dawg1087 (-)
Suzie - 7/12/07 - Freshly Snipes (
BeBe - 7/9/07 - HotFootTeddy (-)
Coco - 7/5/07 - Freshly Snipes (?) 1333
Coco - 7/2/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)


1413 (14k, sky) (41)
====
Micky - 9/30/07 - Baltimonger (+)
Micky - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (-)
Micky - 9/22/07 - Crew dawg (+)
Suse - 9/16/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Mickey - 9/12/07 - Freebie Bean (+)
Mickey - 9/11/07 - Marcote (+)
Happy - 9/5/07 - Crew Dawg (+)
Young - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
Happy - 8/22/07 - Artifackt (+)
Young - 8/15/07 - Ginger Man (?)
Young - 8/10/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Young - 7/27/07 - Paniki (+)
Tina - 7/19/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Young - 7/6/07 - Dr Bombay (-)
Emma - 7/5/07 - Sleazebum (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini) (37)
=========
Connie - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (?)
Lucky - 9/18/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lucky - 9/13/07 - CapeCodCory (?)
Kelly - 9/7/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Lucky - 8/20/07 - Papasan1 (+)
Yo-yo - 8/17/07 - Max Beelyun (?)
Julie - 8/5/07 - RavensFan (-)
June - 7/31/07 - Saiyen (-)
Coco/Bebe - 7/29/08 - Navy One (-/+)
Yuki - 7/28/07 - Sam 69 (+)
Coco - 7/22/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Coco - 7/21/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Nana - 7/13/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Nana - 7/12/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Coco - 7/11/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Tara - 7/8/07 - Houkahhokum - (?)


Royal (22)
=====
Judy - 9/7/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Bebe - 9/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
CeCce - 9/3/07 - Bubba Ray (+)
Bebe - 9/3/07 - Superman06 (+)
Hana - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Done (+)
Hana - 8/23/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)
Yumi - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (-)
Yumi - 8/3/07 - Dis Joint (?)
Anna - 7/13/07 - Big Dawg 1087 (+)
Anna - 7//07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)
Jenny - 7/4/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)


Happiness (han-sol)(10)
=========
Yong - 9/28/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
hana - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (+)
Angie - 9/14/07 - Bildo (+)
CeCe - 8/31/07 - VanDriver (+)
Nikki - 8/22/07 - Saiyen (+)
CeCe - 8/10/07 - LoveLOS (?)
CeCe - 8/4/07 - Getrich (?)
Hana - 8/2/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)

1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
Lucky - 7/11/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Lucky - 7/9/07 - EightTrack65 (+)
Lilly - 7/6/07 - Iceholeg (+)

H&H (2)
===
??? - 9/6/07 - Freshly Snipes (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (2)
===============
??? - 9/26/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)

Thearpy @ M street
==================
Lilly - 7/13/07 - Chaz (?)

Paradise
========
Honey - 8/23/07 - Digger2 (+)

Ziegfield's
===========
??? - 7/1/07 - Seven Eleven (+)

Electronic sheep
================
multiple names, no addys - 8/15/07 - Android ()all dreams

Youngs/venus (2352) (4)
===================
Yuri - 9/28/07 - Fatpig (?)

Rio (olympic) (9)
=============
Jade - 9/11/07 - Nova Guy (?)





Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Cindy - 9/28/07 - BigTime3 (+) near Hard Rock
Sue - 9/26/07 - DickallMighty (-)
Angel - 9/23/07 - Paychex (-)510
Cherry or peaches - 9/22/07 - Marlo (?)4th floor
Sonny - 9/16/07 - Xsailor (+) near U st
Jay - 9/12/07 - Dr Bombay (+)Rio?
Kaylee - 9/7/07 - Va2006 (-) M st
Kay - 9/2/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Tina - 8/28/07 - BigTime3 (?)
Eliza - 7/26/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Phoebe - 7/24/07 - Hit and Run (+) M street
Suzie - 7/23/07 - Navy One (?)
Suzie - 7/21/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)1333
bebe - 7/19/07 - EightTrack65 (?) M st, not sure which one
??? - 7/3/07 - VanDriver (+)


Outside the city
================
+++++++++++++++
Sakura
======
Apple - 7/16/07 - MrSargent (+)



Not Posted on this quarter
==========================
GBT (3), 1818 (1), Eye bar (1), K spa (1), castle (boss,1716 I) (1), Jasmines (1)


Closed Locations
================
================
Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.), 617K (mirage, magic) (1), Sun (29), Ok (8)


Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[Sleazebum]

In the AMP, just like in ANY other business, YOU are in charge! If the business tries to provide you a substandard product (girl you do not feel attracted to, maybe) then YOU have the right of refusal.

Don't let me or anyone else bully you into taking on anything you do not like or want.

I have asked for a different girl a few times and all that stuff about "losing face" is simply not true.

YOU are the customer! You must be satisfied to the greatest extent possible!

Also - you should always commend the beauty and talents of the girl you choose and pump up her ego and feelings from the time you give her the $60 until the time she gives you some candy on the way out. THAT is most important! If you are expecially happy with her, tell the manager too!

AND - forget about making appointments. That has never worked for most people here.

JJ

If you get a therapist that doesn't "float your boat" due to looks, etc. , it might be better to stick with her and not let your disappointment show. I've found that the less-favored therapists do tend to give better service. Asking to switch to another gal will cause her a bit of shame and can potentially make you lose some face, too.

Now, if you get a therapist who has given bad service in the past, then by all means talk to mamasan and request another gal.

The best way to avoid all these unpleasantries, though, is to call ahead and make an appointment with the therapist you want. That way, there's no disappointment for you or the therapist.

Have fun at the Forum

R: R

[Wayward One]

I'm curious. Anyone been to Green lately? On the AMP list (many thanks Wayward One) it shows June 30 is the last time it was visited. I was wondering if the "renovations" were finished?

Just curious.

Cabbie!

That index covers dates in 2007. I'm catching up and should be caught up within 3 weeks, but that June was from last year. Just either read for yourself or wait a couple of weeks or maybe someone will be nice enough to share, but don't take those reports as being recent.

Wayward One

[CabDriver52]

I'm curious. Anyone been to Green lately? On the AMP list (many thanks Wayward One) it shows June 30 is the last time it was visited. I was wondering if the "renovations" were finished?

Just curious.

Cabbie!

[Roamin Roman]

Now, for a trick...what if I get a therapist that I don't like?
How do you handle this? Can you switch, ask for a change, or just tough it out? In the past, I've usually been so nervous I just went with it. And, yeah, sometimes the gals that aren't as popular or hot give a little extra effort. But I'll try to go with the wisdom on here.

What about appointments at AMPs? Is this unheard of?

Or might it be a way to make sure I get to meet Rose?

If you get a therapist that doesn't "float your boat" due to looks, etc. , it might be better to stick with her and not let your disappointment show. I've found that the less-favored therapists do tend to give better service. Asking to switch to another gal will cause her a bit of shame and can potentially make you lose some face, too.

Now, if you get a therapist who has given bad service in the past, then by all means talk to mamasan and request another gal.

The best way to avoid all these unpleasantries, though, is to call ahead and make an appointment with the therapist you want. That way, there's no disappointment for you or the therapist.

Have fun at the Forum

R: R

[Mac Jones]

Thanks Mongers.
I'm headed back to DC shortly and was wondering about 14k.
You've confirmed that it's alive and well.
Rose seems to be the board favorite these days.
Any others highly recommended?
What about any to avoid?

Now, for a trick...what if I get a therapist that I don't like?
How do you handle this? Can you switch, ask for a change, or just tough it out? In the past, I've usually been so nervous I just went with it. And, yeah, sometimes the gals that aren't as popular or hot give a little extra effort. But I'll try to go with the wisdom on here.

What about appointments at AMPs? Is this unheard of?
Or might it be a way to make sure I get to meet Rose?

[Coxcomb]

Gentlemen, long-time lurker, thanks for the helpful postings.

A lazy afternoon. In my dream, I found myself with a partner out of town, lunching on Korean noodles outside the District, and, wanting to complete the experience, before I knew it, circling a K.

Caveat here, it wasn't the first time I've dreamed of FS at an AMP. It was however the first time I've had a sober vision of said activity. For the curious, handshakes down south make a nice interruption for a long drive. Oh, and I'm completely disease-free.

Anyway, past two, I might be the first one there. Mamasan greets, 'you been here before? ' (I think. I was pretty much rushed in to a room on the left before I could get the lie out.) Gal comes in, I suppose it was Phoebe*--long straight hair, very nice body, decent face, never asked her name, sorry. She wore heels and a bikini. I'm a bit tall, she's I guess 5', may have been why she wore heels. Maybe she always wears heels. Not into shoes, just thought it was different.

Gal requests $60. I pull 3 Jacksons. She asks, "want everything? " I hand over five more. She takes, leaves, I undress. On return, hand-in-hand, we walk to the TS area. It's all good, water, soap, the mystery is away but parts of me are still pleased to be noticed. Decent massage, she works my upper back quite well, eventually stripping down to rub the tips of her nipples against me (this was good.) On the flip, an oddity. My favorite appendage had been drooling at the thought of her, so before paying it closer attention, she wiped it with a cloth. Then the side of the shaft was licked, then the cloth, then side licked, then the cloth, then the balls. Then the cloth.

Somewhere during this process, I got the impression I should not ask for a BBJTC, as a certain moodiness was apparent. I was suddenly wrapped. She discouraged touching of another fun area and lubed herself. We faced off on the table, in a sort of faux-Kama Sutra hug, and finally she climbs on me.

What followed was about 10-15 minutes of typical Asian couple sex (minus kissing, of course.) You know, her setting the rhythm from up high, me matching it, providing guidance with my hands at her sides, the pair of us looking for maybe an angle that might just get her where she needs to be. That didn't happen, but finally she propped up a bit, banged out a finish, wiped, discarded, yawned, "baby gotta go. " As I was almost to the door, she remembered we needed to hug.

Now, I was probably her first customer of the morning. It'd been a few weeks for me, and I suppose I'll look elsewhere tomorrow or the day after.

Wasn't quite what I was after. But not bad. 8/6?

[Fuel Man]

So I decided to head down town this afternoon since I got out of work early. Great idea heading into our Nations Capital on a Friday afternoon. NOT! I was looking to check out some of the new talent at 14K, but parking was a nightmare! I was even going to break down and actually pay to park, but when I pulled into the $8 garage, they said they were full and pointed me to the next garage. They wanted $16 for an hour. F that. I have better things to spend my money on; wink, wink. Anyway, with the lack of parking, I decided to go over to the tourist district and see if anything was happening over there. I immediately found parking on the street and wandered over. 520 had the tell tale camera outside, the other place next door did not. One little problem though as I approached. A family of 4 tourists were resting on the front porch of the place. What was I to do? So I went accross the street and sucked down a couple of cold ones until the family had moved on.

Rang the buzzer and was let in. A chubby early 30's non-mamasaan let me in. This must be my girl. She said they only had two girls working because business was so slow. (On my way out, I saw the other one. I got the better of the two. The other one looked more like a mamasaan in training.) Table shower was ok, personality was good, performance was pretty good. I would have to rate the experience a 7. I would not repeat. I'll hit up 14K on another day of the week.