Massage Parlor Reports

**LurkerNoMore** · 07-16-08 19:49

Does anyone have any comments/reviews on Bluegems near Tysons?

**Roamin Roman** · 07-16-08 17:59

Originally Posted by Weekapau

Hello gents!

I'm a newbie on this board but not to AMP's, TER, etc. Looking for more info. on CC in Tyson's. See a lot of great posts and want to check it out. If you can help it would be much appreciated!

Weekapau, you blew it. You had a great opportunity to give a terrific "first post" on this forum, but instead you committed the typical newbie sin (laziness) and just came out asking for info without yet having provided any of your own. Shame, shame, shame. You've obviously read some of the other members' posts here, so you can't claim ignorance. And, the jury's still out on whether you're a true monger or just another incarnation of LEO masquerading as legitimate. So be it. Your long-term success will depend on how well and how quickly you correct that error.

Now, all that having been said, there's a particular reply that your type of query (which refelcts a failure to do even a marginal amount of research) usually receives on this board. In the interest of the novelty of a different reply to such a post as yours, I'll just add to what Sashimi said by pointing you to the Washington City Paper and its Adult Services section of the ads. That is where a number of us (but not all, by any means) got our starts, and it's probably a good place for you to start, too.

Check out the ads, find one or more than interest you, make an appointment and follow-up with a visit, and then report back on your experience. Among the ads in the WCP you'll find a good mix.-- with even a couple bad apples in there, too, so watch out and remember: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

We will be waiting to hear from you. Until then, and until you've provided some good intel (and made a halfway decent attempt to do so), we.-- or at least this Roman Senator.-- will maintain "radio silence. " Nothing personal, but this serves to protect all of us (and the ladies we favor).

Have fun at the Forum

**Sashimi** · 07-16-08 17:34

Originally Posted by Weekapau

Hello gents!

I'm a newbie on this board but not to AMP's, TER, etc. Looking for more info. on CC in Tyson's. See a lot of great posts and want to check it out. If you can help it would be much appreciated!

Try any one of these, 703-592-6877, 703-389-6882, 703 547-8358, 703-635-7919 etc. Make sure you report on your exploits.

**Weekapau** · 07-16-08 14:14

Hello gents!

I'm a newbie on this board but not to AMP's, TER, etc. Looking for more info. on CC in Tyson's. See a lot of great posts and want to check it out. If you can help it would be much appreciated!

**Skambete** · 07-16-08 11:22

Originally Posted by Randy7777

Went to the above establishment on July 4. 2008. Took the one hour massage for $90. 00. Disrobed and the attended covered me with a sheet. Received a very good Accupreassure type massage. However they advertise in The Erotic Massage Section of CL and they also have other locations like Hungerford DR in Rockville. During the massage strict and uncomfortable draping was used as they actually wraped the groin area tightly with the sheet to prohibit any exposure.

The attendent was young and attractive but it did not matter. It's dispicable they intentionally advertise in The Erotic Section of CL yet offer no such thing. Since the massuesse worked hard I gave her the $20. 00 tip and left but I should have asked for the Mamasan and let her know her advertising is not appreciated.

If you want a Therapuetic massage for $90 then I would recomend otherwise I would support someone that advertises therapuetic and then delivers it instead of this Bait and Switch scam.

Thanks for the notes on this - I was thinking of going there today. They advertise in the City Paper under Adult Services as well - seems like a total ripoff joint. Glad I read your review before going there!

**Serpico99** · 07-15-08 21:31

Originally Posted by MassLover

Went to Aroma Therapy yesterday and saw a LE sat inside his car a few blocks away and overlook the place. I didn't dare to go in. Is this place OK these days? There are really few choices and this is one which offers extra sometimes. Hope they keep running.

That place is or right on the edge, of Sterling Park section of Sterling. That area is known to have Hispanic gang activity, MS-13 to be exact. There was some gang activity across the street at that carwash back in April if I recall the dates correctly. I place my bets on LE watching for gang activity in that area.

**Aman Tuleev** · 07-14-08 23:06

Clean and fully new place without any dust and smell.
Located in large office park, and hard to find.
Hot looking mamasan. Hot looking girls.
Meet Mai, 5'2" korean, cute face, great c-tits.
Excelent TS, excelent massage + exelent VA ending.

Highly recommended.

**MassLover** · 07-14-08 15:41

Went to Aroma Therapy yesterday and saw a LE sat inside his car a few blocks away and overlook the place. I didn't dare to go in. Is this place OK these days? There are really few choices and this is one which offers extra sometimes. Hope they keep running.

**Aman Tuleev** · 07-13-08 23:57

Originally Posted by Norwayrus

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en...c94c8d32bcaa8d

Is that map old??? Or ... CPHC is reincarnated?

**Member #4609** · 07-13-08 19:07

First post from long-time lurker.

I've been in the game for almost 10 years now and I realize that the glory days of Sunny at Arikato in Waldorf and the place in the house near Wheaton mall are never going to come back.

But BT is usually quite good so there is still hope.

I live and work in Maryland so I rarely go to NoVa spas. I had the luck of drawing May at Kim's Therapy back in the spring and that renewed my hope in the NoVa scene.

I went to Magical Touch for the first time after seeing their ads on CL and after getting lost for about an hour.

Anyway, it's in an office block that happened to have a Mexican radio station promo event yesterday afternoon which made me a bit noticeable going in. And the big Magical Touch spray-painted on the building's glass doors was a bit obvious too.

I drew Mullah (?) who is her in 50's for sure, has a bit of a Korean Joan Rivers plastic surgery thing going with her face, but a great body -- rack was big and natural. Her hair reeked of cigarette smoke and that did turn me off a bit.

They only do 40 minute sessions so I got that and when we were done with the shower, she touched my friend south of the border who was still sleeping and asked "What does he want?"

I said "Everything" and she said wanted payment up front and I gambled at bit -- not knowing what I would get but having read reports -- and gave her 5 pages of paper about Andrew Jackson.

She went out, came back, slipped a wrapper on with her mouth, and we discussed missionary topics and other issues for a few minutes.

I had a good time but the 40 minutes and newness of it all made me a bit nervous.

I would consider going back if I could get another younger Asian provider or even a non-Asian one which I assumed they had (I prefer Asian women but once in a while I get the urge for something else).

Feel free to backchannel me with word on any other providers I should see -- if they are worth a drive in NoVa that is.

Before this event, I had stopped at SKO/SRO whatever it is called in Woodbridge and the first time I had the door slammed in my face when the older provider said "Only 30 minutes -- getting ready to close" and I wanted a full hour. The next time -- before I went to MT -- same provider, same only 45 minutes thing. I left -- more mad at my bad luck drawing the same older provider than anything else.

**Frank J Rizzo** · 07-12-08 21:10

I was in the DC\NOVA area this week and had a great experience at a place I found on CL called Rainbow Therapy in Mclean, VA. The girl who greeted me was in her early to mid 30s, short but cute (said she was the manager) and led me off for a table shower which she gave me because all the girls were busy. The shower was good and she cleaned me up well. After the shower she led me to the sauna for what turned out to be close to 15 mins. Which was fine with me because I like the sauna. The girl who came to get me though was in her late 30s maybe even early 40s but hot! She said her name was Bebe or Bibi and she seemed very happy to see me. Back in the room she began the massage and was pretty chatty for a spa girl, with good English. Shortly after the massage began she started "accidentally" rubbing her hips and pelvis against my hands which I had strategically hanging over the sides of the table. Her friendly manner made me feel so comfortable that on the flip I immediately began roaming first on the small of her back which was welcomed and as the roaming moved to other regions she responded very enthusiastically. For what I assume is typical NOVA finish it was pretty exciting. So after she began getting down to business it didn't take long before I finished mine. After which she was very sweet while cleaning me up. The house fee was $70 (usually $80) but they were offering $10 off as a "Grand Opening" promo if you brought in their ad. I copied it from CL it so I could print it out and have attached it to this post for anyone wishing to use it. Tip was $60 which I was happy to pay and she was happy to receive (although she never really looked at it). I'll definitely be going back when I'm there later this month.

As a side note off topic, I had a terrible experience with an escort from CL:

*PERSUASIVE* *A*S*I*A*N* *TEMPTATION*

She's a fake and didn't deliver the goods.

Frank

**Apfel Baum** · 07-11-08 21:38

Tomfool,

The guys you saw were hanging out at the bar above 14k.

Given that one can't smoke in bars in DC any longer, it is pretty much a given that there will always be people there smoking. It's a bit awkward.

Hasn't stopped me yet though.

**Skyn Deep69** · 07-11-08 15:56

Was back in the Backlick area Monday or Tuesday, looking for some therapy of the holistic type.

Stopped in at the New Location (Across the parking lot)

Mamasan invited me in, and showed me to my room. I asked for Penny, and she said no problem, but it'd be a short wait. Nice digs, however the rooms are about half the size of the old rooms. Pay mamasan, and she invites me to strip and make my way to their new shower. Nice new unit, with water spraying from every direction. Mamasan stood and watched me fiddle with the shower for a bit, then went about her business.

Showered up, and mamasan comes in and shows me to the sauna. I chill in the sauna for a bit, and decide to get out when I start to sweat. Towel off, and back to the room.

About 10 or 15 mins later, in comes the beautiful Penny. Lots of laughing and playing as before, and come to think of it, I don't think there was ever really a massage. We spent about an hour cuddling on the table, talking and just fooling around.

Standard NoVA finish. A+ as usual, and a nod to the nice new digs.

**BigTigger** · 07-11-08 09:17

I had Suki ( SooKey), she had ok looks and an ok body. I opted for the one hour, not knowing TS wasn't included. So it was one hour of good massage and moving my hands away..

No TS, lots of hot towels.

By the end, seemed like a normal NOVA finish. I think she started bbbj at the tip, but I wasn't looking for that brief moment and had immediate precum, so whatever she was doing before I looked up, she quickly stopped and moved towards the big finish. Very nice personality, I got the entire hour....very very little English.

I gave a .5 tip to go along with the .70 for the hour.

I'll repeat, but do 1/2 hour instead and see if repeat biz....gets me any futher. With the sliding doors, I doubt that FS will ever be available.

BigTigg

**Dc Chet** · 07-11-08 00:01

This is my first post so please do not be too rough on me if I have done anything wrong. I tried to review the other posts to get a good idea of how to do it.

I have not treated myself since I moved out of DC a year ago. I decided to give Young's in Tysons a try tonight. I was a little concerned when I arrived and found the office across the hallway was moving. Several office people and movers in and out. I decided to just hurry up and go in. The place was empty when I arrived and I was greeted at the door by a somewhat older woman with short curly hair. Paid the standard VA fee for an hour and hit the TS. She did a very thorough job cleaning all of the proper places with her soft hands, which I appreciated.

Once in the room she proceeded to give me the best massage I have ever received at an AMP. It was a bit hard at first, but it was definitely a quality massage, including some back walking. Eventually the lights were dimmed and the massage turned to very light touching. Upon the flip she provided the standard NOVA finish with above average skill. It was the Longest massage I have ever received. By the time I got dressed it was 75 minutes with no waiting. Standard tip.

Sorry I asked her name but I could not recall it. She was not much of a looker, but she was very skilled and friendly. She claimed that it was her third day, but being out of the hobby a while I have no idea. Business must have picked up, because the door rang 4 times while I was in there.