Massage Parlor Reports

[BuckshotWatson]

Have been a little out of the MP orbit due to holidays, work, etc., but found myself with unexpected time in Alexandria recently. Decided to try out Tao; I'd been there before several times, but it had been a while. Mia was my therapist, a slender Chinese woman with a welcoming smile and pleasant demeanor (for some reason I thought it was a KAMP, but she is definitely Chinese). She wore yoga pants and a short sleeve shirt, but nothing too revealing (though she looked pretty good in the pants). The massage was very good, and I would return for that alone. Some grazing during the massage, and a little soft touch before the flip, but nothing too crazy. After the flip, she pulled up her top and revealed some nice B-cups, but the pants stayed on (and in place). She was really sweet, and the massage was dynamite, so I hope to return and build up chemistry, to see if there could be more. So, in sum, my experience was not a mind- (or other body parts) blowing experience, but I think it has potential. Cheers, and Happy New Year!

[SexyD]

Celine's gristle isn't bad either, I have had a couple of sessions with Nana. She gave me a CMT level massage followed by some extended DATY. We both had a good time. Met Celine on the way out the door. I see now what the fuss is about. I would like to try her, but she seems to be constantly busy.

Celine and Honey are the best in the area!

[Ortho313]

Visited this place again in Lake Ridge. I said I never go back but I saw pictures of the new girl. Her name is Joy. So I went in for a 60 minute massage.

Joy is in her 40's. She is dressed up in lingerie and is very friendly. She has very nice boobs with really big nipples. She gave a good L1, I was able to play and touch every where.

Only major problem with this place is the actual massage. Her massage was not good. She turned me over in 15 minutes and we had 30 minutes of a bad massage. She barely knew what to do.

I did like Joy, she's looks like porn star Suzi Suzaki. She's attractive, very nice body, flirtatious, very nice boobs and nipples.

Then I woke up from my dream.

Where is this place? Can't find a spa named Healthy Aroma in Lake Ridge.

Thanks!

Ortho.

[Member #6553]

Dreamed about route 1 Today. I was able to schedule an appointment with Sara, new to route 1 in the last couple days. I arrived there on time, however I noticed another monger going in. So I waited another 10 minutes before I went in.

I rang the bell, and the mamasan answered the door. I paid 80 hf for 60 minutes. As I got on tge table, she said Sara will be here in a couple of minutes. So the mamasan started massaging me for 5 minutes.

Sara comes in, I am laying down so it was hard to see her. I noticed she has blonde / orange hair and is attractive. She gives a very good massage. She likes to talk, so I am good with that. She's new to the NOVA area, she's from NY.

30 minutes in, I realized she got naked and was teasing me with her body on my back. She's rubbing her breasts everywhere. She is making moaning noises as well.

Finally, she asks me to turn over. Now, this is the first time I was able to really see her. She's very attractive. She's in her 50's, C cups and a really nice body. Her body looks real good. I bet she was a stripper before. Her legs, ass are very tight with no fat anywhere. You would think she's in her 20's if you didn't see her face.

She asks me what I want. I said HJ. She whispers, that's it. I was looking forward to Fing you. I said maybe next time. She goes and gets ready. I can't stop staring at her body, it looked so good.

She gives me a great HJ, I talk dirty, she responds by talking dirty as well. I finished and she cleans me up pretty good.

We still have 15 minutes remaining. She continues to massage me and she stayed naked. Most of the girls rush to get dressed, she didn't. So as she is massaging my legs. I was able to continue to touch her ass and tits.

I enjoyed her massage but her L1 was very good. She went above and beyond. I will definitely see Sara again and recommend to anyone.

[PuntaJaco43]

I totally agree that $$ or $$. 5 over the house fee is too much on a regular basis. It just raises the expectation for all. The only time I am have paid that was with Lucy at Best and possibly $$ somewhere else once. I can say, Lucy (just my experience) was better than many GFE ladies I have visited. Atmosphere, attitude, and other than the CFS (some escorts I have seen were BBFS) was just as good and / or better. The tip for her, IMHO, was correct. Once again YMMV and I can't speak for the others that I have seen at Best through the years, but for her, it was right.

Anyone paying $200 to $250 on top of the house fee for FS is an idiot. Raising the price for FS also pulls up the price for BJ and HJ. This ends up impacting everyone.

I totally agree with SexyD that you must be a complete idiot to pay 200-250 for FS. It's Stupid! Now keep in mind that men have been doing foolish things, (especially when it involves P**sy) since the dawn of time. It's in our DNA. For example, Julius Caesar gave up his kingdom for Cleopatra; Marc Antony surrendered his life so that he could be in the arms of Cleopatra as their lives were extinguished. Gents come on now! These two dudes were the most powerful men of their time; they ruled a vast empire. They could not find anything similar or better? Please!!

Likewise, Syphax, King of Numidia, during the 2nd Punic war, gave up his vast kingdom for a 15-year-old bride belonging to Carthage. In the end he gave up his head to Rome and the p**sy. (not necessarily in that order) I mean what are these guys thinking? They could have had a different beautiful gal every night.

Now that I have laid the groundwork let me go a little further: I am also in agreement with Loader401. When the opportunity arises, you need to take the fork in the road.

Lasts week I had my second session with Lisa. Gents, YMMV but she is an incredible, sensual babe, older but a very pretty face and a nice soft body, flat stomach, and an intoxicating scent. Incredible inviting personality, good English and very talkative. I went at it for 30 minute with several pauses in between to catch my breath and admire the scenery. Her sensuality was like Jet fuel. A total GFE. (Now, I know what Marc Antony was thinking.).

To Conclude: I spent the lesser fee listed above, I initiated the amount, and I also spent the night on the floor with an aching lower back.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[Pbarber307]

Thorough Research: ...... Everything is on here just got to work a bit for it.

Interested in this Joyce where could I find her at?

Go to escorts thread, type in "Joyce" in the search bar, and then hit "enter".

Like you admonished, everything is on here. Just got to work a bit for it.

[Dunkinhne]

Which one is she? Can you describe her. They showed me 5 girls but I lost track.

Sure, caramel skin maybe late 30's early 40's but body is as tight as many girls younger. About 5'6 light blond / brown mixed hair.

[Member #6553]

Was down in NoVa yesterday spending a rare day at the office and decided to swing by a NoVa AMP for the first time in years. I really was just looking for a nice TS, some soft touch, and a manual release and Celine sounded intriguing. I did a Hhr at $60 because, like I said, I was just interested in a quick session before hitting the Beltway rush hour slog. Celine did not disappoint. Just my type. Absolute definition of a spinner. Tiny, barely A cups with big nips, a tiny ass, and a flat stomach. Probably in her early thirties? So hard to tell. My god, if she was up at VIP, AA, or RS in Greenbelt, where FS is the norm, I'd go broke seeing her. In our brief Hhr I got a VERY sensual and playful TS with far more attention to my favorite spots than one might normally get in a TS. Back to the room for some brief but spine tinging ST, followed by fully nude, expertly drawn out HE with full roaming and nursing, all for $80. I know a little more could have gotten me DATY and a P2P, but I'm a married guy and avoid all sorts of bare fun. I just can't take the risk. However, don't think I wasn't tempted to pay extra to go down on her. Celine was fun, playful, enthusiastic, and just an all-around joy. If you like spinners, her body is basically perfect. My only complaint, as always, is that she is fully shaved. What can I say, I grew up with Bush and still love a natural pussy. Oh well, I can't even convince my sexually frigid wife to grow her pubes out.

Celine and Honey are the best in the area!

[DCKing]

+1 for Cecilia. She totally saved my day. I'lll spell everyone the drama but needless to say I'm done with the Reston crew via the link below. For ok looks, marginal massage, limited to no menu with high tip expectations then go for it but I'm done!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ina-43426.html

Now for the good stuff. After that debacle of mess this morning where for the first time I couldn't wait to leave, told her to forget the NoVA finish b / c I knew I wouldn't finish (a first for me) I damn near sprinted to the car and reached out to Sandra. She could tell I was significantly disappointed and said come right over, Cecilia will make up for the bad experience and boy did she. From the time I hit the door she treated me like an old BF and this went on for the full hr. I was looking at the clock thinking she surely going to kick me out and nope. She pushed me back on the table for more action. Dude I'm still glowing from head to toe and wish I hadn't wasted my funds earlier in the day. I'm done venturing out for a while the new crew at FHOH is right up my alley. There's a reason why they hold down the fort for Latinas in the area. Great service with passion, not a tude like I'm doing her a favor and no mention of a tip.

Which one is she? Can you describe her. They showed me 5 girls but I lost track.

[Dunkinhne]

+1 for Cecilia. She totally saved my day. I'lll spell everyone the drama but needless to say I'm done with the Reston crew via the link below. For ok looks, marginal massage, limited to no menu with high tip expectations then go for it but I'm done!

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ina-43426.html

Now for the good stuff. After that debacle of mess this morning where for the first time I couldn't wait to leave, told her to forget the NoVA finish b / c I knew I wouldn't finish (a first for me) I damn near sprinted to the car and reached out to Sandra. She could tell I was significantly disappointed and said come right over, Cecilia will make up for the bad experience and boy did she. From the time I hit the door she treated me like an old BF and this went on for the full hr. I was looking at the clock thinking she surely going to kick me out and nope. She pushed me back on the table for more action. Dude I'm still glowing from head to toe and wish I hadn't wasted my funds earlier in the day. I'm done venturing out for a while the new crew at FHOH is right up my alley. There's a reason why they hold down the fort for Latinas in the area. Great service with passion, not a tude like I'm doing her a favor and no mention of a tip.

Cecilia is still working at FHOH.

[Patch24m]

It was when it was Kim's when I spent the most time at that location. Shishi and Ruby were my ATFs until they moved on.

BlueVrod. Based on language used (and actual experiences visiting Blue), I've come to the conclusion AntMan is an AI generated reviewer, and the AI has a poor understanding of many things. There are other reviews which I also believe are AI /"chatGP?" based, but AntMan's appear to be the most egregious.

I've visited Blue myself a few times in 2024 and left reviews. To me it is a typical 2020's decade KAMP experience with staff members of various abilities and personalities (who have an elevated expectation of tips. GPS). Blue is an interesting location which was an ATF location for me about 15-years ago (in times past, it was known by other names / owned by others. Kims, or Miko's or MickeyDs (a play off the earlier greek names spa and the very nearby fast food restaurant)..

[JTreehorn14]

Was down in NoVa yesterday spending a rare day at the office and decided to swing by a NoVa AMP for the first time in years. I really was just looking for a nice TS, some soft touch, and a manual release and Celine sounded intriguing. I did a Hhr at $60 because, like I said, I was just interested in a quick session before hitting the Beltway rush hour slog. Celine did not disappoint. Just my type. Absolute definition of a spinner. Tiny, barely A cups with big nips, a tiny ass, and a flat stomach. Probably in her early thirties? So hard to tell. My god, if she was up at VIP, AA, or RS in Greenbelt, where FS is the norm, I'd go broke seeing her. In our brief Hhr I got a VERY sensual and playful TS with far more attention to my favorite spots than one might normally get in a TS. Back to the room for some brief but spine tinging ST, followed by fully nude, expertly drawn out HE with full roaming and nursing, all for $80. I know a little more could have gotten me DATY and a P2P, but I'm a married guy and avoid all sorts of bare fun. I just can't take the risk. However, don't think I wasn't tempted to pay extra to go down on her. Celine was fun, playful, enthusiastic, and just an all-around joy. If you like spinners, her body is basically perfect. My only complaint, as always, is that she is fully shaved. What can I say, I grew up with Bush and still love a natural pussy. Oh well, I can't even convince my sexually frigid wife to grow her pubes out.

[FSteele02]

Not really an AMP but try Joyce out of Chantilly. She has a full Bush two inches long with a full thick nap. If you like DATY she will sit on your face and scream to wake up the neighbors. She even had her clit hood removed so the little man in the boat if fully exposed. Greek available too.

Interested in this Joyce where could I find her at?

[FSteele02]

Hello everybody,

I frequent the forums usually as a spectator but this time I'll partake in the reports. I've been in the hobby for a couple of years now I mainly frequent Woodbridge and Manassas today I'm reporting on two newer spas that popped up on my radar. The first spa I saw the ad on BP no name listed to it but it's located off of Ridgefield. I dreamt that I was greeted by Zoe, a petite Asian woman probably in her mid 40's to early 50's. Massage was decent on the better side of massages that I've gotten at these spas. I didn't ask about a ts seeing as I bathed beforehand. On the flip she only offered me a standard HE saying since it was my first time there implying the next visit the menu would expand. Nice consistent motions allowed roaming OTC but after struggling to make me finish she let me explore a bit underneath her panties. House fee was. 5 for HH after tips I was out $ potentially considering a return visit.

Second location was" sun massage" I saw this one on RM. In my dream I didn't ask who was attending to my needs but she was again petite with manmade D's she looking like she was mid 30's but with these women she could easily have been well into her 40's. Massage was okay nothing to write home about but the flip was exceptional. 5 for HH plus extras I was out $.7 but this time FS and CBJ. Me personally I love when she has a Bush which this one did so I figure I'd throw that in here.

[Fatpig]

Was heading to Thai healing house to get a nice massage as its been a bad week. Took the tour around the building to HT as had an itch that just popped up. Was just wanting to see who answered and then bounce but the MM was decent looking for me. Older in 50's but I said why not. 1 hour is 80. Get ready and someone will be in for you. Cool. In walks a 50's really thin. She has bad teeth but soft skin, nice fake Cs and its been a while so why not.
Shower was nice and warm. She cleaned throughly. Then to the sauna for a few minutes. Back in the room massage was OK, a 5. Not CMT but enough to get relaxed and not cheated on any time but she also seemed bored. When talking she actually gave a better massage than when i wanted to just relax. Used a little lotion but i prefer oil. Soft touch was ok wished she did more to get me going. Flip. She asked what i wanted. Just a HJ. or L1 as its now worded. I only brought 60 with me as I was not really expecting to be there. She said bring more next time. She has good technique. At firsts she sat far away then got closer to my hands as i caressed and enjoyed the slow handshake. She has nice fake tits. She no ass at all and is in her 50s but people here will probably say 40s. Trim bush, fresh, i got FIV and it was nice and wet after some play. She had her face next to my cock as she stroked it and it was pretty hot. Exploded really well.

I am sure she is open to much more for those interested. Only 2 work there, her and MM. i did not get her name.