Massage Parlor Reports

**JTreehorn14** · 01-03-24 11:53

Was down in NoVa yesterday spending a rare day at the office and decided to swing by a NoVa AMP for the first time in years. I really was just looking for a nice TS, some soft touch, and a manual release and Celine sounded intriguing. I did a Hhr at $60 because, like I said, I was just interested in a quick session before hitting the Beltway rush hour slog. Celine did not disappoint. Just my type. Absolute definition of a spinner. Tiny, barely A cups with big nips, a tiny ass, and a flat stomach. Probably in her early thirties? So hard to tell. My god, if she was up at VIP, AA, or RS in Greenbelt, where FS is the norm, I'd go broke seeing her. In our brief Hhr I got a VERY sensual and playful TS with far more attention to my favorite spots than one might normally get in a TS. Back to the room for some brief but spine tinging ST, followed by fully nude, expertly drawn out HE with full roaming and nursing, all for $80. I know a little more could have gotten me DATY and a P2P, but I'm a married guy and avoid all sorts of bare fun. I just can't take the risk. However, don't think I wasn't tempted to pay extra to go down on her. Celine was fun, playful, enthusiastic, and just an all-around joy. If you like spinners, her body is basically perfect. My only complaint, as always, is that she is fully shaved. What can I say, I grew up with Bush and still love a natural pussy. Oh well, I can't even convince my sexually frigid wife to grow her pubes out.

**FSteele02** · 01-03-24 11:45

Originally Posted by FakeName3 [View Original Post]

Not really an AMP but try Joyce out of Chantilly. She has a full Bush two inches long with a full thick nap. If you like DATY she will sit on your face and scream to wake up the neighbors. She even had her clit hood removed so the little man in the boat if fully exposed. Greek available too.

Interested in this Joyce where could I find her at?

**FSteele02** · 01-03-24 11:40

Hello everybody,

I frequent the forums usually as a spectator but this time I'll partake in the reports. I've been in the hobby for a couple of years now I mainly frequent Woodbridge and Manassas today I'm reporting on two newer spas that popped up on my radar. The first spa I saw the ad on BP no name listed to it but it's located off of Ridgefield. I dreamt that I was greeted by Zoe, a petite Asian woman probably in her mid 40's to early 50's. Massage was decent on the better side of massages that I've gotten at these spas. I didn't ask about a ts seeing as I bathed beforehand. On the flip she only offered me a standard HE saying since it was my first time there implying the next visit the menu would expand. Nice consistent motions allowed roaming OTC but after struggling to make me finish she let me explore a bit underneath her panties. House fee was. 5 for HH after tips I was out $ potentially considering a return visit.

Second location was" sun massage" I saw this one on RM. In my dream I didn't ask who was attending to my needs but she was again petite with manmade D's she looking like she was mid 30's but with these women she could easily have been well into her 40's. Massage was okay nothing to write home about but the flip was exceptional. 5 for HH plus extras I was out $.7 but this time FS and CBJ. Me personally I love when she has a Bush which this one did so I figure I'd throw that in here.

**Fatpig** · 01-03-24 10:52

Was heading to Thai healing house to get a nice massage as its been a bad week. Took the tour around the building to HT as had an itch that just popped up. Was just wanting to see who answered and then bounce but the MM was decent looking for me. Older in 50's but I said why not. 1 hour is 80. Get ready and someone will be in for you. Cool. In walks a 50's really thin. She has bad teeth but soft skin, nice fake Cs and its been a while so why not.
Shower was nice and warm. She cleaned throughly. Then to the sauna for a few minutes. Back in the room massage was OK, a 5. Not CMT but enough to get relaxed and not cheated on any time but she also seemed bored. When talking she actually gave a better massage than when i wanted to just relax. Used a little lotion but i prefer oil. Soft touch was ok wished she did more to get me going. Flip. She asked what i wanted. Just a HJ. or L1 as its now worded. I only brought 60 with me as I was not really expecting to be there. She said bring more next time. She has good technique. At firsts she sat far away then got closer to my hands as i caressed and enjoyed the slow handshake. She has nice fake tits. She no ass at all and is in her 50s but people here will probably say 40s. Trim bush, fresh, i got FIV and it was nice and wet after some play. She had her face next to my cock as she stroked it and it was pretty hot. Exploded really well.

I am sure she is open to much more for those interested. Only 2 work there, her and MM. i did not get her name.

**PilotAviator** · 01-03-24 10:11

Originally Posted by BlueVrod [View Original Post]

Thanks for posting your visit Ant Man. Sounds like you paid 140 but only got a balls play and a handy with NO FS? Do you understand what a Girlfriend experience even mean? Sorry, I am not trying to be a deuce here but I just want to make sure I understand what you paid for.

BlueVrod. Based on language used (and actual experiences visiting Blue), I've come to the conclusion AntMan is an AI generated reviewer, and the AI has a poor understanding of many things. There are other reviews which I also believe are AI /"chatGP?" based, but AntMan's appear to be the most egregious.

I've visited Blue myself a few times in 2024 and left reviews. To me it is a typical 2020's decade KAMP experience with staff members of various abilities and personalities (who have an elevated expectation of tips. GPS). Blue is an interesting location which was an ATF location for me about 15-years ago (in times past, it was known by other names / owned by others. Kims, or Miko's or MickeyDs (a play off the earlier greek names spa and the very nearby fast food restaurant).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**BlueVrod** · 01-03-24 09:56

I've been hitting the gym frequently and need to get my muscles relaxed if you know what I mean. Zoomed over to Yumi spa (used to be) and asked for Sophia and there's another Ok looking lady there. She's early 40's, Chinese 5' with natural B's (not my style as I am into enhanced) and a small bubble butt, enough to grab a hold of.

Paid for 1 hr massage and she gave a decent 45 min. Massages as I felt relaxed and kept dozing off. Ask to flip and she signals for Boom Boom. I said sure, and she ran out to grab her tools. Moments later returned and slipped out of her dress, jumped onto the table and started a BBBJ, not a bad head game as she had awoken the snake I pulled her ass up on the table for a munchie at the why. Slipped on the cover and she ridden me CG, turned her over for some K9 and flipped her again for MIS and done.

She doesn't do kissing so keep in mind. Gave her 120 as I was leaving. Overall, not a bad experience and I may returned when my muscle aches.

**DarkRai2** · 01-03-24 09:53

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Went to Best Therapy (listed on rubmaps McLean) - didn't realize this place offered FS. They don't have a shower or a table shower, but the place is super clean.

Was met by Honey. One of the hottest Korean women I've met. Early 30's, fake Cs, round butt. Very fit and toned.

She gave a great massage after which I opted for CBJ + CFS for the standard rates. She seemed really into it and enjoyed different positions. Her moaning was absolutely perfect.

She says she is only here for a couple more weeks. The spa is a little weird about not making appointments over the phone.

McLean spas have really upped their game of late!

Visited last week and Honey is described accurately and no shower The lady who answered the door was much better looking and there's a third girl working too. Massage was decent and there's an expanded menu. Parking can be discrete, use the driveway off Laughlin and don't park in any reserved spaces. Then enter under the building, there's an elevator available and all bathrooms on that level are locked.

**BlueVrod** · 01-03-24 09:32

Originally Posted by AntManDiet [View Original Post]

"Back in the Saddle Again" and wanted to stop by at Blue Therapy first. Ring the bell Julie answered the door. Nice hot Korean lady with a breathtaking, irresistible, great body. I paid $80 for the hour and always get it with the shower, the shower was great. Julie cleaned all the right places. Julie did a really great massage, and it was exciting that made me feel really good all over. She asked me if I wanted a girlfriend experience, who am I to deny? She asked how much I'd pay, and I said $140. She said OK. Went up to my ass crack and stayed there, sliding her hand down, then gently grazing the boys until Jr woke up. She then had me turn over and did the same good job with my cock. Julie doesn't just stroke it at one speed, she alternates the speed and the technique, culminating in a deeply fulfilling release.

I played with her downstairs and licked on her C Cup nipples a bit and she kept a decent amount of eye contact. Her C Cup tits are pretty amazing, and she loves to have them fondled and licked. I'm very happy with the massage and service here. Always be a gentleman.

Thanks for posting your visit Ant Man. Sounds like you paid 140 but only got a balls play and a handy with NO FS? Do you understand what a Girlfriend experience even mean? Sorry, I am not trying to be a deuce here but I just want to make sure I understand what you paid for.

**TheBigBoy11** · 01-02-24 21:53

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You!

**Patch24m** · 01-02-24 20:23

I can confirm that Sarah no longer works at J&why. My visit there last week was with June. Much younger than Sarah, but not even in her league in terms of service.

Originally Posted by PixelsAndGrids [View Original Post]

Can someone confirm? Just called and mama said Sarah is no more working there. The most recent review of Sarah on Rub maps was last week.

**Member #6553** · 01-02-24 17:57

Visited this place again in Lake Ridge. I said I never go back but I saw pictures of the new girl. Her name is Joy. So I went in for a 60 minute massage.

Joy is in her 40's. She is dressed up in lingerie and is very friendly. She has very nice boobs with really big nipples. She gave a good L1, I was able to play and touch every where.

Only major problem with this place is the actual massage. Her massage was not good. She turned me over in 15 minutes and we had 30 minutes of a bad massage. She barely knew what to do.

I did like Joy, she's looks like porn star Suzi Suzaki. She's attractive, very nice body, flirtatious, very nice boobs and nipples.

Then I woke up from my dream.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 01-02-24 17:27

Went to Best Therapy (listed on rubmaps McLean) - didn't realize this place offered FS. They don't have a shower or a table shower, but the place is super clean.

Was met by Honey. One of the hottest Korean women I've met. Early 30's, fake Cs, round butt. Very fit and toned.

She gave a great massage after which I opted for CBJ + CFS for the standard rates. She seemed really into it and enjoyed different positions. Her moaning was absolutely perfect.

She says she is only here for a couple more weeks. The spa is a little weird about not making appointments over the phone.

McLean spas have really upped their game of late!

**PuntaJaco43** · 01-02-24 17:26

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

Is Sunny still at Mat Wellness? What's the current line up? It seems the massage parlors have switched up their roaster in the last couple weeks.

Originally Posted by XMore2020 [View Original Post]

Had a nice 30 minute visit with the much talked about Sunny at May Wellness. Perfectly delightful and sexy girl who provides enthusiastic service. A little hard to understand at times but very welcoming and sweet. I believe she's in her early 30's with a nice slim body and nice shape. Definitely worth a visit if you're looking for some brightness on these cloudy winter days.

I was able to visit May Wellness yesterday; all three girls: Nicole, Sunny and Angel were on call, this is the current lineup. I selected Angel for the hour. I have reviewed this young lady before as have several of our members. Although Sunny is considered the star of the show, Angel is a close 2nd. She has a very pretty face, a curvy slender and very firm body, not the same personality as Sunny but more reserved. Although, when she gets to know you, she relaxes, gives you this great smile, and provides a gentleman, with a sensual and fun session. Remember that you must pay to play with these gals but once they trust you, they become increasingly friendly. It was a great ending to the holidays and a relief to get back to the office today.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

**NameSake** · 01-02-24 15:51

I went to 8300 Arlington bvld today. Saw Wendy for this time. Legit level massage with happy ending. Got table shower. I was completely naked without towel over me. At the end, she did massage my ass underneath the towel. She is a bit limited than other providers here but I could think she might up her game if I see her more. Head game was offered and it was delicious. Sucked her perky natural tits while she was jerking me off. Her prostate massage with happy ending wasn't great as like Grace but she done the deed.