Strip Club Reports

[Joe Valdez]

Is that hot blonde Andrea still there in the day shift? I know its a while ago, but I use to do privates with her pre-covid. I wonder if she is still hot?

[KevlarProof]

Hi, I'm a massge parlor, agency and listcrawler guy. I'm thinking of kicking listcrawler and massage parlors. Would you mind giving tips on my first strip club visit for extras? My budget is $500.00 or less as long as they are young, in shape (not a BBW) and provide FS. Is that too much?

I can give you numbers to verified girls if you'd like. I have asian, latina, and young latina.

Since no one replied to you yet, ill share my thoughts. $500 is doable. Bring a set amount of Cash you are willing to spend so you don't get dupped into using the ATM or cashapp. Depending on club, usually $120 for 15 min VIP, or 180 for 30 min VIP (this is at synn), Rhino I think $180 only gets you like 20 min. Thursdays at synn they have their $80 15 min VIP specials. Keep in mind $20 entry fee (or if you get a coupon from a prior visit, or watch the IG stories sometimes they offer $10 off entry). You may need to warm up or talk up a girl first, either you can talk them up on the floor, or just get a regular lap dance and while they doing the dance you can ask about VIP and what they willing to do. So you may want to try to reserve at least 300 for tip. You may be required to buy a drink from the waitresses that walk around, So just be prepared to buy 1 and just babysit it for as long as you can so they don't bother you.

Some guys enjoy throwing hundreds at the stage, which catches their attention, but not required. (they will still want tips in VIP so don't waste cash on stage). I'd rather save that for VIP.

I like to utilize the website roll calls, and IG to build interest in who I want to go see. I won't make the drive out there til I see 3-4 girls on the roll calls that I'd like to see. Synn will usually have up to 40 or more girls on a thursday friday saturday night after 10pm, sometimes even 50. Day shift obviously less, but also less customers so theres that.

Plenty of young 20's / in shape and ready to be stretched out, (sometimes even 19!) and if your fit like me, can pick them up when switching positions is awesome. Crowded nights may be harder to get the one you want, so I always eye for a 2nd choice incase the one I want seems to be too busy.

There have been a few times I went back and saw the same girls 2-5 times, but its always exciting to try out someone else.

As long as you are not a germophobe. Vinyl seat booths, and a curtain. Some girls like to use wipes to clean the seat when you first enter. I never felt bad about privacy, no one bothers / everyone knows what goes on anyways and are professional about it. Theres enough room to do different positions. Missionary if you can squat down a little bit.

I never done parlors, or agencies, but I do find the hunt/fantasy of a strip club very exciting, especially when you got a buffet of pussy to choose from and don't have to set any appointments..
Enjoy have fun!

[Fruit Cake]

Anything good at Sahara? I checked out roll call and seemed busy new years eve with dancers working, Anyone try Dulce at Sahara, she looks hot in her roll call photo, imo.

[SoGood456]

Yes KingMg23, I used to go to JetStrip a lot, not as much nowadays but several times this year. Decent club, better than most, but for me this club has the most hustling, most stripper sh! T I have ever encountered (both pre-Covid and post-Covid). The tear jerking I don't have a car, I'm homeless stories, the I'm a student at UCLA stories (one lady told me UCLA, and an hour later, after I did a VIP with her, I overheard her telling another customer she was at USC), very handsy dancers promising amazing VIPs and then shutting down with no mileage once in the $175 per 15 minutes room, or good VIP mileage but then they ghost you on text or IG afterwards, and you never know when they are dancing, or they promise OTC but don't come through. One that did deliver in spades was their pre-Covid "Ava", wonderful times with her. The club has now gone onto Ava 2. 0 or 3. 0. While in the hood, it is basically Westside, so the best looking dancers throw out high quotes to Westsiders and business travelers. Nevertheless, with careful selection you can get a better deal than COI for a decent looking dancer here, as there are also a lot of struggling dancers there. Low customer volume, so they take deals more readily than an average looking Synn COI dancer, who can proposition so many guys at that club. More info in PM.

When you smash overpriced b*tches.

You end up with their fleas.

Here is another 1 at least she smart she dances in vegas. Start rating other clubs in LA instead of city of industry its the same dancers regulars that like smashing for overpriced at synn, rhino and paradise. We need to get rid of these rich roach infestation.

[Jeep5151]

I already know you mean Ariel. She was clear she didn't do the deed. There was no hesitation in her response.

She does FS. Ariel, Adore and Katie would initially offer only HJ. Once you get them in VIP, they will offer additional services to extract more money from you. It's a little risky because YMMV. Adore and Katie carry their own "supplies". For Ariel, you need to BYO.

[Billj1034]

Some observations based on many Synn / Rhino COI Thursday day shifts.

- I agree that dancers do hideout more in the dressing room at Rhino (I'm guessing it's nicer than Synn's).

- Synn has roll calls every 1-2 hours which at least gets dancers out of the DR and onstage for a few seconds.

- Rhino has a LOT more dead stage time, often 4+ songs with no one onstage.

- At Synn, many dancers hang out at the cubicle area just outside the dressing room, and also on random couches in the club. The smoking room is at the opposite end of the club so you can see many in transit for their 420 hit.

- At Rhino, the dressing room entrance is just outside the VIPs and before the main club area so it's hard to tell when a dancer finishes a VIP and might be just hanging out in the dressing room. At Synn, the dressing room and VIPSs are widely separated so you can tell when a dancer finishes. Also the 15-30 minutes rooms are in different areas so you can get a clue as to when the dance might end.

- I've seen more long term disappearances at Synn, where dancers have been gone for 6-8 VIPs in a row (1. 5 - 2 hours). That's $480-$640 for just room time!

FWIW, take Rhino's visual roll cal with a large helping of salt. Add 10 years and 30 pounds to most pictures. Synns' seem a bit more accurate.

This is the problem at Rhino, they disappear with regulars for long stretches and you are sitting there staring at an empty stage. Especially on Thursdays with 30 minute specials. They all do extras at Paradise, just have to be direct with them. You might be able to catch Ginger for that same 200 on the right day.

[Roland2418]

This girl is obviously not smart to be showing her face and flashing cash and calling out guys. She's going to piss off the wrong guy. The club should fire her for inviting trouble. Whatever the club earns off her can easily be replaced without her bad attitude.

Meadow taking shots at us 😂 . Meadow I know you are reading this go down in price so I can hit it doggy.

[Roland2418]

This is the problem at Rhino, they disappear with regulars for long stretches and you are sitting there staring at an empty stage. Especially on Thursdays with 30 minute specials. They all do extras at Paradise, just have to be direct with them. You might be able to catch Ginger for that same 200 on the right day.

We're all young family dads, so it's been a long time we had a guy's night out. We decided to checked out non-synn clubs because we didn't want to deal with Synn Thursday crowd. The clubs were dead. Is that normal now? Or because everyone was at Synn? Synn's parking was packed. We went to Paradise. The strippers were aggressive there. One girl after another sitting with us, trying to sell a dance. Some would come back multiple times to try. The BBW ones were upfront on what they offer (Mary Jane, Stacks, Dinero). Mary Jane said 200 tip plus VIP. No thanks. The prettier, skinnier ones didn't hint at extras but I didn't pry. I thought Ginger was one of the prettier ones. Her body was okay.

We left and went to Rhino. Barely any strippers walking the floor. Most of them were hiding in the back, in the dressing room, or maybe doing busy VIPs or something. We only saw them when it was their turn to do the stage dance and they disappear again. It was the opposite of Paradise where we couldn't get any time away. I think Paradise even had more girls. Teddy was a nice white girl but she had a regular. I assume a regular because she gave him a hugged. They went to VIP and we never saw her again. I should have gotten dances at Paradise. I never thought I would pick Paradise over Rhino.

[SukijoSeiwaka]

Hi, I'm a massge parlor, agency and listcrawler guy. I'm thinking of kicking listcrawler and massage parlors. Would you mind giving tips on my first strip club visit for extras? My budget is $500.00 or less as long as they are young, in shape (not a BBW) and provide FS. Is that too much?

I can give you numbers to verified girls if you'd like. I have asian, latina, and young latina.

[KevlarProof]

Just a heads up. Dancers do know about this. Means nothing though, this is probably a small niche on this site anyways as opposed to everyday new clients that walk in.

For ladies reading this, on the bright side, no other career can even touch the $$ you make in less than an hour .

[KingMg23]

This website is meant to save $& time.

Synn is ridiculous overpriced and the price range to smash is 500-700.400 if your lucky. Also mind guys that don't want to spend $$ it get called broke. LOL its funny we aren't broke but why are you going to spend 800 on p*ssy stretched out from a kid that's don't belong to you. If these dancers want to charge those kinda of prices then get into escorting. Remember this is synn.

NOT Vegas or Atlanta.

My advice is hit different clubs in LA. Even rhino is cheaper then synn & paradise at times. Also if you smash these hoes makes sure their bills are paid. Don't buy them drinks or give them $$ just for their. I'm also never really at Synn & I have only approached medow once in my whole life. She knows better not to flash $$$ in my face because her teeth would be on the ground. So don't cater to these dancers needs.

[KingMg23]

Rick is right but she already has kids not 1 but 2 .

Then some rapper will knock her up again & bam she is done.

They don't make strippers like they use too. .

[RickSanchez01]

I find it funny when these broads get delusional. Not like I wasn't expecting it. Take meadow for example. Somebody brought it to my attention that she went on a rant recently calling me and king out. What she doesn't understand is that she's the type of girl to nut in that's it. Kinda like a poket pussy. That's all she has to offer. She tries flashing her little money (probably all the money she has). Doesn't have no assets, probably rents, POS car. I don't get her delusional mentality. Probably most girls in LA. Tried stating that we can't find a real girl. That's false, I just get tired of going on dates only to find out I'm not interested in the girl. Somebody will knock her off her little high horse eventually. One of these little so called rappers will probably knock her up or something. So yeah, these little GPS broads at synn read this site and that's their opinion on most guys. Idgaf. Just keep that in mind when you approach one of these GPS girls at any club. She should stick to sucking off these asian old men willing to pay her. Reading a good book might also help her.

[BoyBig855]

Meadow taking shots at us 😂 . Meadow I know you are reading this go down in price so I can hit it doggy.

[SoloAdventure]

We're all young family dads, so it's been a long time we had a guy's night out. We decided to checked out non-synn clubs because we didn't want to deal with Synn Thursday crowd. The clubs were dead. Is that normal now? Or because everyone was at Synn? Synn's parking was packed. We went to Paradise. The strippers were aggressive there. One girl after another sitting with us, trying to sell a dance. Some would come back multiple times to try. The BBW ones were upfront on what they offer (Mary Jane, Stacks, Dinero). Mary Jane said 200 tip plus VIP. No thanks. The prettier, skinnier ones didn't hint at extras but I didn't pry. I thought Ginger was one of the prettier ones. Her body was okay.

We left and went to Rhino. Barely any strippers walking the floor. Most of them were hiding in the back, in the dressing room, or maybe doing busy VIPs or something. We only saw them when it was their turn to do the stage dance and they disappear again. It was the opposite of Paradise where we couldn't get any time away. I think Paradise even had more girls. Teddy was a nice white girl but she had a regular. I assume a regular because she gave him a hugged. They went to VIP and we never saw her again. I should have gotten dances at Paradise. I never thought I would pick Paradise over Rhino.