Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddie223** · 01-02-24 14:58

Hi,

Flying into town on Sunday. Based on reviews and suggestions I've narrowed it down to Camelia Spa or K Wellness to check out while I'm there, my current area isn't exactly high quality so taking advantage of being NoVa for fun as well as business.

RM reviews for both are pretty old, can anyone help me pick between the two and maybe suggest a specific girl to ask for? Please DM if you don't want to share more widely, I was a contributor to this board when I lived in the area. I've tried in my new area as well, so hoping for some good monger karma.

**TonyScott01** · 01-02-24 14:41

No offense taken! I'm getting older, and wasn't at my best anyway. Spent a lot of time with my face between her legs, and then with her's between mine. I had a good time, and she had a very Merry Christmas!

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

No offense but since you asked: Based on your review, you were a "1 minute man". You didn't last long. So for 220 tip, you got a few minutes worth of FS which in my opinion is a total rip off. 140 to 160 tops for anything FS in this area unless the AMP provider looks like one of those porn stars from those online Happy Tugs AMP videos LOL.

**Member #6553** · 01-02-24 12:47

Originally Posted by Shark125 [View Original Post]

Who knows of the biggest Bush on the market? I'm always searching for a good one. I usually get a decent half Bush, but I'm looking for the jungle!

Who has the best one you found so far, who is still working?

**FakeName3** · 01-02-24 12:20

Originally Posted by Shark125 [View Original Post]

Who knows of the biggest Bush on the market? I'm always searching for a good one. I usually get a decent half Bush, but I'm looking for the jungle!

Not really an AMP but try Joyce out of Chantilly. She has a full Bush two inches long with a full thick nap. If you like DATY she will sit on your face and scream to wake up the neighbors. She even had her clit hood removed so the little man in the boat if fully exposed. Greek available too.

**Shark125** · 01-02-24 09:47

Who knows of the biggest Bush on the market? I'm always searching for a good one. I usually get a decent half Bush, but I'm looking for the jungle!

**SteveSmithAbq** · 01-01-24 22:39

Originally Posted by Uboatct [View Original Post]

Didn't realize that sorry! Just looking for some help! Thanks!

Keyora is still around and active. She posted this ad recently:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...701536279.html

Report back on your experience. Good luck!

**Uboatct** · 01-01-24 20:55

Didn't realize that sorry! Just looking for some help! Thanks!

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

That is a year-old post from The Drowned. Our source has been submerged for some time, should someone swim down with a spare O2 tank?

**LowerBackPain** · 01-01-24 20:03

That is a year-old post from The Drowned. Our source has been submerged for some time, should someone swim down with a spare O2 tank?

Originally Posted by Uboatct [View Original Post]

Is this Keyora and is she still around? I'm visiting the area and this is very convenient to me. If there's any recent reviews I'd appreciate it.

And if there's another good place in the area for quality massage plus nova that works too!

Thank you.

**Uboatct** · 01-01-24 11:34

Is this Keyora and is she still around? I'm visiting the area and this is very convenient to me. If there's any recent reviews I'd appreciate it.

And if there's another good place in the area for quality massage plus nova that works too!

Thank you.

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

She's a super chill girl. Very hot. Nice man mades, will let you touch. Standard NOVA but a good value 60 min massage and ending for a buck 20.

She's also a yoga instructor.

She's got tattoos which might not be everyone's cup of tea but I dig them.

Treat her well.

https://www.chakrachannels.net/

Every river ends in meTheDrowned.

**DogBert25** · 01-01-24 11:22

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Everyone who has read my posts knows I have a thing for Vietnamese girls. I have a female Vietnamese doctor, dentist, and barber along with Vietnamese nail salon girls who give some of the best massages and HJ's.

This Vietnamese fetish all started some 20 years ago when I first traveled to Vietnam on business. I had some great experiences like fucking a girl in a bar pool table and fucking the girl taxi driver on the way to the airport in Hanoi, but my fondest memories are the HotToc girls in the Siagon barber shops. There, for under thirty dollars American, pretty young girls dressed in a long formal dresses will take you upstarts for a sauna, 1 hour massage, then get naked for BBBJ and FIV. A few will offer FS but always with style and class.

That level of service isn't available here for 5 times that cost but I have found legit nail salon girls who will provide an excellent massage along with a superb edging HJ. They operate out of regular nail and hair salons with regular customers present with a style and class not found in AMPs. They have a legit business to protect so if you just barrel in asking for a massage they will ignore you and tell you not available. The best way to gain acceptance is to dress nice like someone who would actually visit a nail salon and use manners. I usually go in a place that advertises massage and start with a manicure and chat with one of the girls. I inquire about a massage for the next visit if I get a good vibe, but I have probably gotten two dozen manicures just trying to find one perfect massage.

I posted this on the general thread but I am repeating it here: a movie about a Vietnamese nail salon <touchthemovie.com . It dropped on Amazon Prime this week. Siskel & Ebert gave it two thumbs up; I'd agree, plus another appendage "up. " If you know of any salons that give that kind of service, let us know.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 12-31-23 13:37

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

Can someone confirm? Just called and mama said Sarah is no more working there. The most recent review of Sarah on Rub maps was last week.

**Sexture96** · 12-31-23 11:36

Back in Herndon.

Sophia seemed a bit reserved in the beginning. Kinda quiet, but I had no issues being able to make out what she was saying compared to other places. She even casually dropped how old she was (35) when I asked her. In the back, the massage wasn't anything to really write about. Almost as if she just checked in going through the usual motions. Got some kinks on the back of my neck. When I asked for her to focus on that more, she did go harder and it felt much better. Don't expect more than a level 1 over here at Breeze Massage BTW. The HJ was rather good as well and Sophia didn't rush it to kill the good vibes.

So yeah. The paid hour was just "mid" initially but it did pick up towards the end.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 12-31-23 09:52

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Thanks to the Brothers that posted about Sarah at J&why in Burke. I had a great time.

A recent post called her a GILF. She might be in her early 50's or late 40's, but I'd say she is a MILF who has taken great care of herself, although her face alone might be showing her age.

She looked amazing in a short black skirt and black top that showed amazing deep cleavage. She has natural Cs and a reasonably round to flattish ass.

She was very cheerful throughout. After the shower, she reached over for some PM play in a very sensual way and that led to a great FS experience.

Everything was covered, but she really got into it. Seemed to genuinely like getting fucked in different positions and there was plenty of dirty talk.

I hope she sticks around. This was one of the best FS experiences I've had.

In an earlier posts BBBJ was mentioned. Can anyone confirm if available from Sarah?

**OldManRose** · 12-30-23 23:32

Originally Posted by AssmanToYou [View Original Post]

I just wait till the fun starts and then grab it out of my pocket. They usually go along. Sometimes they will want to clean it or even put it in a condom LOL. YMMV.

I usually tell them what I am about before and often before I put the house fee up. Most providers who offer an open menu are game. Always keep them clean and the norm now is a condom on it.

**YellowBeard22** · 12-30-23 21:31

They finally figured out that we all stopped visiting the 50+ gilfs.

New girls much younger than before and worth a visit.

Massage was ok but I got impatient and asked for her to pass the dessert. A little pricier than the grannies but worth it.

The adorable Mia will likely answer the door, she's so cute and you may have to make a couple of visits to catch her giving massages.

Think of that gorgeous cocktail waitress at Camelot's that may hit the stage during a random night. All about timing.

Chanel is skinny but packing some all natural USDAs that Digitola would approve.

I heard Yumi is the best one there but haven't tried.

I think all three arrived lately so should be there for a while.