Escort Reports

[TpaNewbie]

Imagine being married or with a GF and coming home all shit on. Yeah. That will go over well.

"No honey, you should have seen it, homeless guy who happens to wear perfume jumped out of the bushes shit on me, but just my cock through my pants and underwear, then ran off into the darkness. Damndest thing. ".

[Reaper400]

Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.

Ugg I had that happen once. Girl was fine with DT ect but the fool apparently had a large Mexican dinner and well taco dick.

[BbbjtcLover]

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".

Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.

[Tantra6969]

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Any reviews / intel on Alicia?

[HobbyMan2013]

Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too.

Guess you reap what you sow, right?

[Best Swimmer]

Hey, shit happens. LOL.

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".

[RookieMonger]

Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.

Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too. But again, we have senior members here who still swear she's the greatest thing since slice bread. To each their own I guess.

[Kidzeus91]

Came up to Tampa for another round GFE it was even better than before headache was amazing it took a couple tries to reach her but the wait was worth it took some pictures pm for more info.

[HobbyMan2013]

Wow, to each your own but the way you guys rave about her. Actually made a date this morning and surprisingly she didn't ghost. She was late, I know shocking. But when she opened the door and I saw all the sore marks on her legs and she looked like total shit, I bailed. Now don't get me wrong, my standards aren't high at all but I was expecting the girl in the pics that she sent. They were way too filtered up to make her look more appealing. This is just my humble opinion. From all the rave reviews compared to what I saw, definitely disappointing.

Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.

[Smitty Qbert]

Reminds me of a vid I saw once, chick was riding a dude and jumped off him (cleary she felt something coming on) and blasted diarrhea all over him. OMFG can you imagine. Curious about the posting girls who off if and how they prepare to avoid such thing or is it just chance.

Imagine being married or with a GF and coming home all shit on. Yeah. That will go over well.

[TTY954]

You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.

You mess around with enough bungholes, even the best of us get a surprise now and then. Not like they do it on purpose, comes with the territory. Just know the risk going in.

[Reaper400]

You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.

Reminds me of a vid I saw once, chick was riding a dude and jumped off him (cleary she felt something coming on) and blasted diarrhea all over him. OMFG can you imagine. Curious about the posting girls who off if and how they prepare to avoid such thing or is it just chance.

[WhosThirsty]

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell..

You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.

[DingoReyez]

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper — so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".

[RookieMonger]

Yes, she was worth all the rave. Unfortunately, you caught her at a bad time and possibly many years later.

Yeah, I've literally been texting her for almost a year and she's flaked numerous times, today was the 1st time she didn't flake and I guess you're right, she's definitely going downhill fast.