Massage Parlor Reports

**AussieFury** · 12-26-23 17:40

Walked thru Door 11 in Puyallup.

I like that there's no sign or name or phone.

Greeted by a young thicc 5' 6" Venezuelan. Already forgot her name. Long dark hair, big tits, small waist, huge ass.

Did so many things wrong: lame baby oil "massage" for 5 minutes. Put on cover soft. CBJ from an angle I couldn't see her face.

But once she got into kneeling DG on the edge of the memory foam mattress as I stood behind her. The heavens opened. That is one amazing ass and she twerks it well, timing it with my hard thrusts as she grunted "YEAH" at every thrust. It was so good that I will repeat and not even complain about the CBJ.

We need more Latinas in the 200 LAMP visit range. Other shoppes in Puyallup (I'm looking at you, Enco) will need to step up.

**ScotchYoke** · 12-23-23 01:02

Originally Posted by Cwasalt3 [View Original Post]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.

In the back. They have a doorbell and camera.

**Zomfg** · 12-22-23 23:27

Originally Posted by Cwasalt3 [View Original Post]

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to.

You can park across the street, plenty of businesses that can provide the faux alibi you need.

(For future reference, you can utilize google maps' 360 street view to scout ahead, before visiting any shops).

**Cwasalt3** · 12-22-23 20:24

Originally Posted by SeaMonstes5678 [View Original Post]

Hello Gents.

Went to Lolllibee for the 1st time after the review about Sasha. Spot on description 40 ish with a 25 year old body. Abs. Nice athletic build. All the makings just right for me. It was early in the day so the front door was not locked but there are cameras in the waiting area. She came thru the door and I was hooked. The place is very clean, quiet and relaxed for sure. Very comfortable place to be.

We we looked at each other it was understood. She smiled and laughed I did the same. No problem understanding her, very good English and just that lusty sexy look.

I gave her $$, fake massage that lasted maybe a minute and instant turn over and it just starts. She takes off the white lacy thing and just small b's with amazing nipples. We start the cover goes on CBJ amazing skillful action and we go into mish. Hard hard pounding she is just oozing sexuality. We go into K9 and that is it for me all in the bag. We both are crazy happy. She does have some great stamina. There is a reason she is in shape. Total fun. Yes I will return but there is one huge problem.

The worse thing about the place is it it on a very very busy street, near Costco and a bunch of stores this it is sooo busy. Cars, cars and more cars. I should have asked if they have a back door. I did not see anyone else. I am guessing they do have more workers but I did not see any.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

As a side note, she so much reminds me of the Auntie from Jasmine. However Sasha has more of an athletic build the the girl from Jasmine I will I had remembered her name. I will also return to see her too.

I don't like parking at the actual massage place just in case someone I know saw my car since it's rather recognizable. Where do you guys park here? Just wondering. You don't have to be specific if you don't want to. Sorry if this is a stupid question.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 12-22-23 17:48

Hello Gents.

To the new guy or anyone that is new. Sorry you got the short end of the stick. I am not being a dick when I say you have to read the forum or RTFF. There are tons of guys giving out great advice. And there are some shills for the AMPs that post pure BS. To the shills f* them.

In you situation. When I go somewhere for the first time or if I have not been there for a while. I give the $60 and hold back the rest until I am sure. I carry $$ in $20's and $10 unless it is a sure thing and with them I just hand it over. It they say no I just walk. Aussie has got a great post about doing just so.

If it is a bait and switch I am walking. And I want my money back.

Read posts from people like Aussie, Scotchyoke, Kitwalker, SkeltonKey and Shogun these are a bunch of contributors to the forum OR.

You could go on your own and keep repeating the same BS.

Mia knows the game. She did not get any pushback and got some more money out of you. Read the posts and you will be just fine. Welcome to the party pall.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

**Bonnaryi** · 12-22-23 16:14

Which are the Korean AMPs in Federal Way? I love K Aunties.

**SkeletonKey6** · 12-22-23 12:07

Originally Posted by Rickybubs [View Original Post]

Felt a little like bait and switch. Attractive young girl leads me to the room, I'm thinking wow glad I stopped by, then in comes Mia to take over. Mia was cute but again, I like them a little younger. I'm too new to handle the situation in the moment so I went with the flow. 2. Her phone was about 3 inches from my ears for the whole massage, she was either looking at or silences texts throughout, not sure but it was annoying.

Thank you for toftt.

I've had both of these incredibly obnoxious things happen in AMPs where I have simply gotten up, asked for $$ back, and walked out very annoyed.

Hopefully most other mongers would do the same as this is the equivalent to a waiter spitting on your food as they are serving it to you.

**RickyBubs** · 12-22-23 06:04

Hey all, new to the forum here and loving the Intel so thought I'd share my recent dream. I visited MM in Fed Way a while back and had a great dream with yet another Yulu, feisty and fun. My last dream had me wondering if this is the norm?

I visited NB in Tacoma where I was met by the milfy Mia, cute & bubbly, 40's, short, great figure with an awesome bust. She leads me to a room where there are cameras, at least not as distracting as some establishments. I go for the hour usually hoping it leads to better service, 60 to the house.

Pros: 1. I usually like them a little younger but she made up for it with her great bubbly personality and nice tiny body. 2 I'm usually shy when meeting and she was super patient. 3. She was eager, fun and seemed to enjoy herself.

Cons: 1. Felt a little like bait and switch. Attractive young girl leads me to the room, I'm thinking wow glad I stopped by, then in comes Mia to take over. Mia was cute but again, I like them a little younger. I'm too new to handle the situation in the moment so I went with the flow. 2. Her phone was about 3 inches from my ears for the whole massage, she was either looking at or silences texts throughout, not sure but it was annoying. I wasn't sure what all the buzzig was until I moved my hand by my head and her phone was there. Kinda threw me off. 3. She asked for 200 on top of the house fee.

Most I've paid is 160 on top of the house fee, is that normal? She told me to ask for her next time I come by but the phone really turned me off, on top of the price, bait & switch. There are decent providers out there for around the same price, what the point of going to an AMP if the service isn't there. Any places I'm missing in Tacoma that can provide a more professional experience gents? Thanks.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 12-21-23 22:39

Hello Gents.

Went to Lolllibee for the 1st time after the review about Sasha. Spot on description 40 ish with a 25 year old body. Abs. Nice athletic build. All the makings just right for me. It was early in the day so the front door was not locked but there are cameras in the waiting area. She came thru the door and I was hooked. The place is very clean, quiet and relaxed for sure. Very comfortable place to be.

We we looked at each other it was understood. She smiled and laughed I did the same. No problem understanding her, very good English and just that lusty sexy look.

I gave her $$, fake massage that lasted maybe a minute and instant turn over and it just starts. She takes off the white lacy thing and just small b's with amazing nipples. We start the cover goes on CBJ amazing skillful action and we go into mish. Hard hard pounding she is just oozing sexuality. We go into K9 and that is it for me all in the bag. We both are crazy happy. She does have some great stamina. There is a reason she is in shape. Total fun. Yes I will return but there is one huge problem.

The worse thing about the place is it it on a very very busy street, near Costco and a bunch of stores this it is sooo busy. Cars, cars and more cars. I should have asked if they have a back door. I did not see anyone else. I am guessing they do have more workers but I did not see any.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

As a side note, she so much reminds me of the Auntie from Jasmine. However Sasha has more of an athletic build the the girl from Jasmine I will I had remembered her name. I will also return to see her too.

**Zomfg** · 12-21-23 22:07

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Young cutie natural Lina at Nima FW. Best girl they've had there in a long time. Adorable face mixed with naughty intentions. Very interested in making sure you are happy. Love her all natural Cs.

Originally Posted by ACupOfJava [View Original Post]

Just tried Lina and yes she is probably the cutest face I have seen at an AMP.

However, aside from Natural C's, 24 why / o, and a slim figure, she moved too fast. No BJ, bag on then mish. She must not like people looking at her because she kept telling me to not look in a shy tone.

Based on these testimonials (thanks guys) I called ahead to see if "Lina" was still available (just google Nima's number). But, I was told only one girl was working, with the name of "Nina". I then received a couple of photos via text of a hot woman, early 20's. I figured, sure, whatever, must be AI or Photoshop magic, or outdated pics as usual. But, I went ahead and drove to Nima.

Imagine my surprise when the person who greeted me at the door was the same girl in the photos. Granted, instead of early 20's, she's probably mid 20's now, but that's just 2 to 4 years off. She's one of the most attractive Asian girls I've met, not just AMP girls. No wonder the person who answered my call eagerly texted me her pics without me even asking heh. (Keep in mind though, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be just okay for others.).

Minimal English, so app was required here and there, mainly at the start and end. Standard rate upfront, $$, 1 hr. I noticed there was no towel on the bed, just the basic sheet. I asked her for a towel when she came back to the room, twice, but she just shrugged and started to undress. I knew she understood what I asked, otherwise she would've whipped out her phone again and used the translator app. She just DGAF. That was clue number one this was going to be a rushed job.

Her set of C natural looked good, still fighting gravity, though not perky. Slim overall, but with a small belly pouch and tattoo that covers her c section scar and other pregnancy souvenirs. She then immediately tried to put the cover on. That was rush job clue number two. I don't mind no massage, but even a guy needs foreplay FFS. I asked her relax and slow down, which at least she did. Again, no app used here, she understood, she knew she was rushing.

Similar with many AMP girls, no kissing, no FOV, so I didn't even bother to try FIV or DATY. But hey, at least she didn't say her breasts and nipples were too sensitive. She avoided eye contact and then literally said not to look, which reminded me of a previous review of "Lina". My guess is it's because she hasn't detached sex with emotion completely, but I'm no shrink shrugs*. IMHO that's probably a good quality in a loyal civi wife, but not for a SW.

After the extremely short "foreplay", back to immediately tried to put the cover on, told me not to touch the cover after she wrapped it on me, then not even CBJ, asked to start mish right away, the only position there was, which she called it quits after less than 10 unenjoyable minutes. Her entire demeanor was not turning me on at all, it was worse than getting starfished. She did offer a HJ finish, but I declined. A sore junior from a rush job handy is traumatizing, once in a lifetime is enough.

Forgetting the info I got over the phone, I asked her to introduce me to other girls. She confirmed there wasn't any other girls than her that time. That's why I'm asking if this Nina is the same Lina previously reviewed, or a different girl. Paid for HR, got an unfinished QV, needless to say, will not repeat. My top 3 worst AMP experience after Cici from 9 (Pinee) and Krystal from Mi (she's still there BTW, be advised).

**Chill1990** · 12-21-23 08:39

Originally Posted by Hazey2000 [View Original Post]

Have to concur with you. Went there several times a while back and never got anything but legit massage at both of their old locations. I'd be very surprised to hear their new management is down with FS. That report is suspect.

In federal way, next to the Akasaka restaurant.

**Chill1990** · 12-21-23 03:52

Originally Posted by Woopooh [View Original Post]

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

It's in Federal way, by the Akasaka restaurant.

**Hazey2000** · 12-20-23 11:06

Originally Posted by Woopooh [View Original Post]

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

Have to concur with you. Went there several times a while back and never got anything but legit massage at both of their old locations. I'd be very surprised to hear their new management is down with FS. That report is suspect.

**DavidIs21** · 12-20-23 01:28

Anyone in and around tacoma that provides great prostate massages like the granny from blue bay (in the seattle forums).

**Woopooh** · 12-19-23 22:53

On 112th off of canyon? I went there once got a great massage. Lady wouldn't touch my private parts at all did all the moves did nothing for me not even a HJ. But the massage was really good.

Originally Posted by Chill1990 [View Original Post]

Was let in by a tiny little late 20's early 30's year old, nice body. Not too much of the nice smile. Asked me if it was my first time there.

Which it was, lied and said no. Asked me how long. I told her an hr.

Gave her $$, asked if I wanted "boom boom" I nodded yes.

As I undress and lay on the table, she has me wait for maybe 2-3 minutes, as I look up. I seen I was hit with the old bait and swap LOL. With a super tiny late 40's maybe early 50's yr old Aunty / granny. As I wanted to get up and leave. She starts massaging me. And no lie. Probably one of the best, if not the best, sensual, non rushed, full hand, forearm usage massage I've had at a AMP.

She thoroughly massaged every limb, and part, from my fingertips to my toes. Had to ask her name, she also had a great sense of humor. She said her name was Tina.

Turns out, the massage was so good, I wanted to giver her the D afterwards. LOL. As I flip. She plays with it til it grows. I'm a 6'/6'1 black male in my early 30's about 255 lbs big guy, and big down there as well. She says "oouuu big" as she sits Kriss Kross between my legs and gets to giving a very good CBJ. She strokes the shaft makes eye contact. She isn't the fines thing around. But not the ugliest either. She proceeds to suck on the balls as well before she says okay. And ask me how I want to give it to her. I had to look at the time cause I had somewhere to be. I sail that to say this. I terrorised her clean and neatly trimmed pussy. She took every inch and allowed me to do what I want. And she was super tight as hell. Stood up pounded her against the wall before I laid her back on the table in standing mish for about 6-8 minutes we laughed as she said "thank you, and thank you for cumming. So big, and I wasn't going to make you stop" I liked that. If you can get over her being a Aunty / granny 8/10 would recommend. I'll be back for her.