Massage Parlor Reports

**OneFull** · 12-06-23 18:23

Originally Posted by OneFull [View Original Post]

I just noticed a new place on Ontario Road in Adams Morgan (Tel (202) 262-3XXX). Formerly another spa, maybe Joy? They advertise like it is a are&T joint for sure. I called, and it is $90 for a Swedish massage and $30 extra for a table shower. I haven't been and might be able TOFTT, but $90 is steep. Jesus. Anyone have intel?

So, I went to Crystal to check it out. Very conspicuous address in a residential area and it looks very seedy from the outside. No one will have a doubt about what you have done when passing through that basement door. I was met by a young, but unattractive and sickly looking woman who spoke no English. The place reeked of sweat, perfume, basement, unsanitary spa shmeg. I would not recommend. I did not partake either because it is $90/ hr. A rip off I am sure.

That same day I just happened on another spa, just south of Dupont Circle on Connecticut ave that has a huge neon sign advertising YY Spa. So, I popped in to check it out but could not partake on that day. The spa is on the second floor, has about 5 beds, but seemed to be staffed with just one woman. She said another woman worked there. She was in her 40's, thin, with bad teeth and not unattractive, but not a looker either. You wouldn't look at her twice on the street. Anyway, when I arrived she was massaging a guy, she walked out of the room and I could see him on the table, draped, but she had another guy waiting in another room, and I can just imagine all of the interruptions. Not ideal. Regardless, I might TOFTT and report back.

**OneFull** · 12-03-23 23:36

I just noticed a new place on Ontario Road in Adams Morgan (Tel (202) 262-3XXX). Formerly another spa, maybe Joy? They advertise like it is a are&T joint for sure. I called, and it is $90 for a Swedish massage and $30 extra for a table shower. I haven't been and might be able TOFTT, but $90 is steep. Jesus. Anyone have intel?

**JohnB22** · 08-23-23 07:02

Originally Posted by FaddyFuck [View Original Post]

Great place in DC. The massages are amazing but there never seem to be any extras offered. Anybody here have any luck there?

I only got a massage.

**ReservedBy** · 08-17-23 02:19

At WG Wellness Center on Connecticut NW, you can get covered service if you call and Mary is there-- Nice sized breasts, really nice nipples. Probably around age 40-- she says 28 but that isn't believable if you see her in full daylight. What was most fun is she really had to be talked into it, doesn't do it much if ever-- I think I really may have been the first. Nowhere near as good as a pro with the oral but nice and tight and wet. You may have to come back a 2nd time before she lets you. 300. The experience would not be worth half that from a pro but it was the non-pro aspect that was different and alluring.

Judy is like a corpse by comparison, if you'd consider 150 with Judy this is worth 100 Judy visits. Says she is leaving this month.

Good luck! Be nice-- And don't mention reading any reviews! She would probably freak, she is very conservative.

**Incognito369** · 06-05-23 15:56

Not sure where to post. Was in D. C. Recently, looking for a massage and relief. I had no transportation and was not going to Uber, so I had to find something within walking distance. I landed on Best Wellness on Wisconsin Street, with Judy. Wish I had gone somewhere else, or not at all. Door was unlocked, and she brought me to the very back, past like 15 beds, all in a row with curtain dividers. I guess I was the only one there so not really a problem. I lay down and she returns, no talking, no asking how hard, but straight with light touches. Never asked for or collected any house fee. She got my hips to rise after a minute or two, and started milking. A few minutes of that then she said to flip. She started massaging junior and asked what I wanted and how much. She wanted three bills for FS, I countered saying half that. We settled on two bills. Pay now. I brought my own cover and she laid on the table missionary. Very hairy Bush, and very loose feeling. I'm not the biggest, about average size, but usually I can feel something whenever I penetrate anyone. Did not really feel much with her, also she just laid there like a dead fish. Went at this a bit thinking all the hottest girls I've seen or been with, and finally did bust in the bag. Perhaps 15 minutes in total passed. She brought warm towel for clean up but then was like "okay' - like the "time is up, okay" kind of "okay. " I was like, do I get more massage? She was like "Oh, you want more?" I was just disappointed and perhaps having post nut clarity I was just like fuck it, I'mma leave. Oh well, on to the next adventure!

**Member #6804** · 04-07-23 11:59

Anyone seen Angela near Logan Circle? She has a lot of reviews on the oThER site but none here I've seen. Interested to know what exactly she offers (quoted me $240 for an hour).

https://www.duttslist.com/details-Bo...iscreet-Incall

**Member #6804** · 04-07-23 11:57

Originally Posted by PseAction [View Original Post]

Had an urge and jumped in Best wellness to scratch my ithcy. Judy was nice. Limited but she was ok with HJ. Nothing special just a quick HJ place I guess. If anyone knows availability of service upgrade, let me know. TIA.

More is available. Check out the DC forum (instead of District of Columbia, not sure why there are two).

**PseAction** · 03-24-23 15:40

Had an urge and jumped in Best wellness to scratch my ithcy. Judy was nice. Limited but she was ok with HJ. Nothing special just a quick HJ place I guess. If anyone knows availability of service upgrade, let me know. TIA.

**WaterLynn** · 03-19-23 08:42

Any AMPs or other in capital hill or waterfront?

**Tom McAn** · 02-22-23 00:54

Originally Posted by Incognito369 [View Original Post]

Hello! I will be visiting and staying in D. C. In the near future and have been scoping out any possible AMPs to get a nice massage and HJ or more. I did not find much here, but there is plenty of recent activity / reviews on Rubmaps. But I do not have a premium account there so I cannot see what is being said. Does anyone have any review of:

Art Massage on 13th St.

Massage Spring Spa and / or Best Wellness Spa. Both on Wisconsin Ave.

ThaiTasTik (as FaddyFuck just asked) on New Hampshire Ave.

Perhaps will have to TOFTT when I get there, but my time will be super limited, so I may only have a chance to visit 1 AMP. I want to make it count!

I affirm what my fellow monger said. The MP scene in DC itself has been dead for years, save for a few high-end providers. Your best bet will be to check out the respective MP forums in Northern Virginia or Prince George's County, particularly the Greenbelt area. However, your options will be much more limited if you don't have access to a car. If you go, plan on spending $60-80 for admission and $140-160 for the FS tip.

**Harold Myers** · 02-21-23 13:55

Originally Posted by Incognito369 [View Original Post]

Hello! I will be visiting and staying in D. C. In the near future and have been scoping out any possible AMPs to get a nice massage and HJ or more. I did not find much here, but there is plenty of recent activity / reviews on Rubmaps. But I do not have a premium account there so I cannot see what is being said. Does anyone have any review of:

Art Massage on 13th St.

Massage Spring Spa and / or Best Wellness Spa. Both on Wisconsin Ave.

ThaiTasTik (as FaddyFuck just asked) on New Hampshire Ave.

Perhaps will have to TOFTT when I get there, but my time will be super limited, so I may only have a chance to visit 1 AMP. I want to make it count!

The scene is dead in DC. All over the city! It's unbelievable.

NOVA in the Virginia thread. Or Prince George under the Maryland thread.

**Incognito369** · 02-21-23 11:44

Hello! I will be visiting and staying in D. C. In the near future and have been scoping out any possible AMPs to get a nice massage and HJ or more. I did not find much here, but there is plenty of recent activity / reviews on Rubmaps. But I do not have a premium account there so I cannot see what is being said. Does anyone have any review of:

Art Massage on 13th St.

Massage Spring Spa and / or Best Wellness Spa. Both on Wisconsin Ave.

ThaiTasTik (as FaddyFuck just asked) on New Hampshire Ave.

Perhaps will have to TOFTT when I get there, but my time will be super limited, so I may only have a chance to visit 1 AMP. I want to make it count!

**Member #6549** · 12-24-22 09:48

Great place in DC. The massages are amazing but there never seem to be any extras offered. Anybody here have any luck there?

**Member #6549** · 12-24-22 07:10

Anybody have any luck there?

**Tom McAn** · 12-17-22 01:58

Originally Posted by JohnyBrown1662 [View Original Post]

I contact her, didn't ask for any deposit. She said I am booked for today contact me tomorrow I have a lot off available spots. What do you guys think is it like a trap or some thing?

Maybe that is an ad for an actual service provider. If so, my best guess is that she's older than 24, perhaps much older. The pics probably aren't hers. And it appears you'd end up with a grossly overpriced HJ following a mediocre rub. Of course, I'd love to be proven wrong and learn that she's young and pretty, gives a decent massage and finishes the session with FS.

If you decide to TOFTT, please be sure to post a report of your findings.