Massage Parlor Reports

[BoredOne]

Got there early in the evening after work, so I set up a 60-minute massage. I was so excited to meet Julie. A Very Beautiful Korean lady with a beautiful smile. Their Clean Table Shower makes an impact, so I am feeling amazing. In the room, I told Julie I just wanted a deep tissue Relaxing Massage. If you suffer from stress like I do, Julie with her magic hands, beautiful smile and eye contact will help release the tension. I gladly left tipping $60 and with a bottle of water. Met (Busty) Bebe and (Busty) Donna on the way out. I enthusiastically look forward to coming back.

How old would you estimate Julie is? I am looking for providers in their 20's or early 30's. AMP or ACS hotels preferably.

[Bigboybear]

Wow, she is absolutely beautiful but how safe is this website? Can they be popo? How can you ensure safe mongering?

That is probably not the real woman I saw. They do not use real pics. Just the numbers I have link to that specific profile at some point or another. I have seen multiple women. I believe it is an agency, or the woman who runs that ad refers me to her friends inside the NOVA beltway. You just need to ask if they have real pics and or if any of her friends are also in town. Once I started doing that, I was never disappointed. Usually they host in a hotel, and have never asked me for a picture / or anything personal.

There are reviews on that site, but I believe most on any of the women there are fake, and OR the site / women delete anything other than a 4 or 5 star glowing review. I have left reviews for others and all the 3 and lower stars end up being deleted. I have left some great reviews for FS women, and those have stuck, until they delete their profiles.

I guess for me it was a combo of some reviews, doing a search of the number, some standard opsec, trusting my gut, and unwavering denial of sending any pics / deposits / IDs etc. There are women on PD like that, so do avoid them. Some are not and are reviewed and posted elsewhere.

I TOFTT with an ad similar to this earlier this summer, and while catfished she was still cute and fun. Since then I learned to ask for pics and or if any other friends are in the area. That does the trick and have not been disappointed since.

Good luck.

[Member #6553]

Here are my best Masseuse's that provide a great massage. Recommendations across Northern Virginia, based on all these boards, my dreams, etc. Remember, any day these women could have a bad day.

Best Dream Massages I have dreamed about in the past year.

# 1 - Hanna at Aqua. Everything is great, go in morning or evening so she's not disturbed answering the door. Only negative she can be busy and rushed sometimes. She's also not classically beautiful. Great attitude makes up for it.

#2 - Honey at Palace Spa. Massage is good but TS & L1 is really good. In my eyes, she is beautiful with nice breasts.

#3 - Celine at Palace Spa. Massage, TS and L1 is very good. She very attractive with great attitude. I wish she has Honeys chest.

#4 - Bella at Dragon or 7 Star massage. Good at everything, 7 star with TS. She works at both. She's attractive with great attitude. Very good massage.

# 5 - Mimi at Rte 1 - good at everything, never had a TS with her. She likes to talk dirty.

#6 - Coco at Rte 1 - massage ok but TS & L1 are fantastic and she is very playful.

#7 - Joy at Gunston Lorton. Great massage with L1. She's absolutely beautiful, spinner type body. She doesn't get naked, OTC only.

#8 - YoYo at ZY Massage. She's older, great massage with L1. She is the mamasan at this massage parlor.

#9 - YuYu at Eastern Massage and Foot. Massage was ok, beautiful girl, great C cups. She knows what's she's doing.

#10 - Chelsea at Healing Therapy / JF Wellness, LakeRidge. Good massage, pretty girl, and great TS.

Honorable mention: Momo from Eden (massage needs to improve but she's gorgeous), Amy from Sun Spa (great breasts but she came across as rude and demanding), Sasha from Sasha Spa (great massage and she's beautiful and a sweetheart but she's the mamasan and doesn't do massages much anymore).

Lady's I still haven't dreamt about, that everyone says is top notch on these forums. Bella from Blue Ocean and Sunny from May Wellness.

Anyone else have anybody to add to list, please do!

[Tom McAn]

Ok Brothers. I've seen the term L1 pop up lately (and a lot this week). I can "sus out" what it means based on context, but I am curious as to the usage derivation. I checked the USASG Abbreviations Tab, as well as other social media and information bearing websites -- as well as just googling the term -- NADA.

Berate me if you must, but I'd appreciate someone listing the definition (or providing a URL of the definition).

Thanks.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

If my memory serves me correctly L1 refers to a HJ, L2 refers to a BJ, and L3 refers to FS.

[PilotAviator]

Ok Brothers. I've seen the term L1 pop up lately (and a lot this week). I can "sus out" what it means based on context, but I am curious as to the usage derivation. I checked the USASG Abbreviations Tab, as well as other social media and information bearing websites -- as well as just googling the term -- NADA.

Berate me if you must, but I'd appreciate someone listing the definition (or providing a URL of the definition).

Thanks.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

[Member #6553]

Paying $ for a L1 HJ? I'm just going to start saving my AMP money for another plane ticket to Bangkok.

Maybe you are correct, I have only been doing this for 1 year and I just started reporting in the last couple and weeks in this forum, I didn't think an extra 20 or 40 is a big deal, especially when they are really nice, they work real hard and most of them have tough lives.

[LowerBackPain]

You are correct and business is slow for many of them now, but it's likely because of the holiday season and many of us were traveling. I made the rounds to several places yesterday (stopping-in to grab a card, ask if they have TS, checking for older ladies and seeing who greets me in a nice skirt) and they were practically pulling me through the door. One even showed visible anger (unusual in the Asian lovelies) when I explained I already had an appointment set up. In the end, I found the fattest little round, soft ass on an AMP MT (think everyone's favorite Angel with a little bump) since about summer of last year. I'll have to keep it under my hat (at least until I've made a few more trips) before I post details though. Accept my apologies.

After reading a few pages here and personal experience I have noticed that the ladies are getting more vocal about wanting to "boom boom." Noticed at all my regular spots they are asking for it more and more. One place in particular she was nearly begging for it even though she knows I'm not into FS. I guess with how the economy is going it has slowed down for a lot of these providers. Hopefully the prices start to go down as well.

[VictorSmitham]

This place is so expensive and they asked for 1. Tip for L1!! The HF is 50 for HH and 80 for H. The girl started arguing with me and yelling at me in Korean. I'm usually very generous and start with a. 6 tip and give more if they make it very special but because she acted like a total b I left. I won't give this place business simply because of their attitude and the face that they want to overcharge since are no other AMPs around Waldorf. If you all know anyone that wants to open a AMP Waldorf is a good location!!

[VictorSmitham]

Wow, she is absolutely beautiful but how safe is this website? Can they be popo? How can you ensure safe mongering?

So I am not new to the scene but am somewhat new to posting here. I took the plunge over the summer with a PD FBSM ad in Arlington. Was met by an attractive 30 something Russian lady.

She was not the woman in the pics, but still hot. Gave a great massage, with skin to skin body slide. Then finished things off with an HJ. No FS or BJ. But she was hot, the price was right, and still worth it. Took a little break then responded to another ad, and again was catfished, by a young-ish Siberian woman. No big deal. She had great skills and let me DATY for half a rose extra. Since then I get texts from a different number every once in a while about the masseusers visiting NOVA. Every once in a while I will respond, and ask for real pics (usually faceless / blurred). Ever since then I have met a small handful of attractive eastern European women, who range from a mediocre massage to very enthusiastic. Only one offered extras (see earlier remark), BUT the massages are usually good with a nice HJ, but hot eastern European women. Still on the lookout for one who does extras again, but we will see. For guys who are tired of the usual Asian or Latina mamason catfish I would recommend reaching out to someone like her (see below ad), and just ask for real pics and ask if anyone is in your area. Again, most do not do extras, but if a hot thin 20 to 30 something Ukrainian and RussiN women are your thing, I'd reach out.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washi.../Alina_small90

[PuntaJaco43]

Paying $ for a L1 HJ? I'm just going to start saving my AMP money for another plane ticket to Bangkok.

You may be right but that was a very well-done review from another Newbie.

Regards.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

Last week after that disaster with "Sour Puss" at CiCi spa in Vienna, I decided to venture over to Sunny Spa for my first visit. There have been several helpful reviews about this place plus my good friend PrivatePyle highly recommends the girls. This is a C-AMP.

One thing I want to say right upfront: This place does not have a discreet location. Unfortunately, it sits right at the corner of 29 and Blake Lane, which is a very busy intersection. I travel along Blake every day on my way to work, so if discretion is important as it is to me, it would be better to go at night or at the weekends. Having said this, I have no other complaints about the spa and the providers.

This is what I found: Sophia greets me at the top of the open staircase and guides me to the first massage room on the left. She has her arm around mine and is acting very familiar and inviting all the while with a nice smile. I opted for the full hour which I rarely do on a first date, but this gal was exceptionally good looking; 35 years old; tall and slender with a very pretty face. She gets me set up on the table then starts a dry massage, but it only lasts 10 minutes. To my surprise she pushes me over gently so that I am facing her. I stare at her for 10 seconds wondering, and then she does a hand job motion; she was ready for action asking me what I wanted. I put my hand on her crotch, and she immediately does the "boom boom ", but I say no and then I touch her again and I lick my chops. Now obviously her English is lacking but she is a good communicator. We negotiate an amount but then she makes me pay upfront and then leaves the room; 5 minutes later she returns with a bottle of mouth wash. I take a cup full, spit it back out and then she leaves and does not return for several minutes. Once back she starts the massage again. By now things are dragging, (I am not complaining) so I look at her impatiently and say, " please remove your clothing", while I was using overly dramatic hand signals. She got the idea but now she's all modest, for God's sake, so I put my hands over my eyes, and she starts laughing. Finally, the clothes came off and boy what a nice body with a nice set of turned-up B's and a perfectly groomed kitty with just the right amount of fur- I went right at it. Gents it was good, and she got into it. On the finish she jumps between my legs and starts whacking me with both hands, her tits are dangling directly above my dick and then I blast. I have a lot of pre-cum and I spray her breast, then cum in her hand. She gets up, cleans me and herself off then leaves.

Now here is where things get strange, (I am not going to complain) she does not return, and I am at the HH mark, and I am not done. I am waiting face down looking to my left when I see this Latina size ass walk in attached to a slender voluptuous frame. She walks over gets a bit of cream in her hand and walks toward me to finish the massage. She is gorgeous even better the Sophia; her name is Monica, and her English is good. Great lower leg massage with some enjoyable conversation. OMG, I hit the jackpot and there is still another girl lurking close by; three in total always. Once I got up, Monica watched as I got dressed and I tipped her also. She was not expecting this and was very appreciative.

To Conclude:

These girls rotate out of New York, business up north is not as stellar as it used to be pre-pandemic. Good news for Nova. Sunny Spa, IMHO is a place that can bear fruit, especially if you become a regular and it's easy to see why. Getting bored with these gals would take some time. I highly recommend.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[DC002]

Looking for an AMP that allows you to massage the Masseuse? Anyone have any recommendations? When I ask, most say next time do 90 minute massage.

90% of the time, I have found Masseuses love a massage. I don't ask usually. Just start on their backside if at head or on legs if that is easy. I ask if like? Sometimes right up from after getting to room, start massaging shoulders standing up. Typically they need it more than I do and and many squrm with delight and purr. Then ask them to lie down and play with their bodies. Most love it but a few don't.

So key in my mind give them a taste and if they like it you can end up giving a nice nude on nude massage with a beautiful body.

It is very good and fun for your big head too, IMHO.

DC.

[Bigboybear]

So I am not new to the scene but am somewhat new to posting here. I took the plunge over the summer with a PD FBSM ad in Arlington. Was met by an attractive 30 something Russian lady.

She was not the woman in the pics, but still hot. Gave a great massage, with skin to skin body slide. Then finished things off with an HJ. No FS or BJ. But she was hot, the price was right, and still worth it. Took a little break then responded to another ad, and again was catfished, by a young-ish Siberian woman. No big deal. She had great skills and let me DATY for half a rose extra. Since then I get texts from a different number every once in a while about the masseusers visiting NOVA. Every once in a while I will respond, and ask for real pics (usually faceless / blurred). Ever since then I have met a small handful of attractive eastern European women, who range from a mediocre massage to very enthusiastic. Only one offered extras (see earlier remark), BUT the massages are usually good with a nice HJ, but hot eastern European women. Still on the lookout for one who does extras again, but we will see. For guys who are tired of the usual Asian or Latina mamason catfish I would recommend reaching out to someone like her (see below ad), and just ask for real pics and ask if anyone is in your area. Again, most do not do extras, but if a hot thin 20 to 30 something Ukrainian and RussiN women are your thing, I'd reach out.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washi.../Alina_small90

[FourNick8]

Three weeks ago I had multiple dreams about route 1 massage. Difficult place to find with no issues parking. I called and was let in by a very nice older mamasan. She leads me to the room and I pay 80 HF for 60 minutes.

Dream 1 - Mamasan says the pretty girl will come in shortly. Her saying this got me excited. Coco comes in with a sexy black dress that shows off her C cup and nice ass. I found her very attractive, probably in her 30's or 40's. She leans over, back facing me. I didn't know what to do, she was asking me to unzip her dress. So I unzip, she gets naked immediately and puts on a white robe. Then leads me to the TS. After BT, I lay down on the Table. She provides a great TS. Washes everything, she's play full and we chat during the TS. We go back to the room.

Coco is very upfront asking me what do I want. I said a nice sensual massage. She asks do you want boom boom. I say no, just naked L1. She says are you sure, I like to boom boom with you. I said no, it's ok. So I pay her $ upfront and lay on the table.

Before we start the massage, another lady comes in and she starts massaging my back facing me and Coco is massaging my lower portion of my body. I can't remember her name. She was attractive but a little bigger breast size and a little stomach. Coco was teasing her for leaving her clothes on, she was wearing a moomoo type of dress. I was rubbing her legs and ass while she massage my neck and upper back. 15 min later, the new girl departed. Leaving me alone with Coco...

Paying $ for a L1 HJ? I'm just going to start saving my AMP money for another plane ticket to Bangkok.

[JoesHome]

After reading a few pages here and personal experience I have noticed that the ladies are getting more vocal about wanting to "boom boom." Noticed at all my regular spots they are asking for it more and more. One place in particular she was nearly begging for it even though she knows I'm not into FS. I guess with how the economy is going it has slowed down for a lot of these providers. Hopefully the prices start to go down as well.