Massage Parlor Reports

**TheBarbarian** · 11-27-23 15:54

Certainly, I'd be happy to help Polish your story and make it more engaging! Here's a revised version:

Eager to dive back into the vibrant scene of NoVA / DC, I set out to explore the latest offerings in the region. Armed with research from over 20 pages of reviews, I pinned my hopes on Sung Spa and May Wellness Spa to kickstart my adventures.

However, both places turned out to be disappointments.

Dialing Sung Spa to book an appointment, I arrived to find a woman, likely in her fifties, greeting me at the door. She ushered me into a room, asking me to wait while emphasizing not to undress just yet. Relief washed over me, secretly hoping she wouldn't be my masseuse. Minutes crawled by, and eventually, she reappeared. Swiftly thinking on my feet, I inquired if she was my masseuse, promptly mentioning that I had called for another practitioner. She returned with someone just as mature but attempting an unconvincing guise of youthful allure, insisting I wait an additional 20 minutes for her services.

Honestly, the thought of shelling out cash for any of this didn't sit right with me, so I made a swift exit.

Hoping for better luck, I made my way to May Wellness Spa. As I pulled into the parking lot, I spotted a guy strolling confidently towards the entrance. "Great," I muttered to myself, fearing he'd already have first pick or insider knowledge on who provided top-notch service.

Giving him a head start, I finally emerged from my car and rang the doorbell. A lady answered, and just as I began to inquire about appointments, the same guy sauntered out from a room. Realizing there might be no other staff around, I admitted I didn't have an appointment and decided to leave.

She appeared to be in her forties, far from leaving any impression, and not someone I would be enthusiastic about engaging in any service with.

If anyone has suggestions or insider tips on where to find skilled professionals or reliable options, please feel free to message me. I'm all ears and eager to broaden my knowledge.

Take care fellas!

**Jim Rob** · 11-27-23 15:24

I wanted to treat myself for a thanksgiving gift. I went with the 4 hand option at eastern and I did enjoy my time. Lisa and Yuki treated me so well, I got nothing to really complain about. Had to change covers between and I understand why. I will say if you got the funds to try. I do recommend. Pm me if you have any interest in more details or questions. Stay safe gentle mongers.

**JackGolfer53** · 11-27-23 14:41

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

The non-asian talent is crack-heads. The asian talent is at least 50.

I have seen Milin a number of times. She is not over50 - I would think late 20's and the pics are accurate.

Thanks.

**FourNick8** · 11-27-23 14:40

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

That summer I met Tina, a young 32-year-old Chinese gal, slender with a nice athletic build and a very pretty face, plus. A ton of attitude. Jin's was totally legit when I was seeing this gal; doors to the massage rooms had to stay open and no funny business. Somehow, I connected with this gal. One day she passionately stuck her tongue down my throat. I fell in love instantly, like always, and we started a nice summer romance with several actual, real dates outside the store. She was really interested in me, or so I thought or maybe she assumed that I could provide her with something to further her career. One day she inquired, and I confessed that I was not as unattached as I had previously indicated. On learning the reality Tina proceeds to call me "stupid jerk". (don't you just love the Chinese?) Things were never the same after that and we moved on. (I always tell the truth now!.

Sounds like your Tina might have been shopping for a husband. I know two sisters who used to work inn the same AMP providing extras. They both got to / stayed in this country by marrying ild dudes who ended up dying. For husbands number two they married their customers, one a corporate finance type and the other an attorney and both are not what you would call attractive. Legitimacy through sex.

**Start2** · 11-27-23 13:47

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I am so excited to see non-Asian talent online. I love Asian girls like crazy but need to try something else. Check these out. Anyone try the non-Asian providers? I've included some hot Asian providers also. Are these too good to be true?

European.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23112988.html

Latvian chick (same phone number as European above but says that's her friend?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23113423.html

Milin. Thai.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23108846.html

Yaya.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23109400.html

Wonderland.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23112192.html

The non-asian talent is crack-heads. The asian talent is at least 50.

**DoYouKnow** · 11-27-23 13:45

Thinking of going to see this one today and will report back if its worth it.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...691792028.html

**TwinkieAcct25** · 11-27-23 12:59

As DC002 and DC Raider said Evergreen Massage is up probably under different management because it is now called Forever Wellness.

I stopped by in the afternoon, rang the bell an older Asian lady open the door, she is could have been 50+ definitely 45+. She was wearing a yellow top and black skirt and lead me to a room. When I got (based off the reviews here and rubmap) I asked for Linda. She said "no Linda" and then I asked if she was the only one here. Initially she didn't understand but when she figured out my question she said she was the only one. I'd prefer a younger lady but she wasn't ugly. Body was decent looking for her age. Not really fat, slight belly, looked like a C cup, shaved kitty with some stubble and regular butt was pretty firm too. So I decided to stay, she asked for how long and I choose and hour and paid the house fee.

She asked me if I wanted a TS, which I opted for. Undressed and she took me to the TS. During the shower I tried to chat to her some more, but she doesn't really speak or understand English too well. But I did find out her name is Bibi or Bebe and she's Korean. TS was pretty standard, toughly washed my whole body, helped me dry off and took me to the room.

Bibi had me lay face down on the table and left the towel on my mid section. She asked if lotion was ok, which, I said yes and she started to massage my back. Bibi massaged pretty much the whole body. She worked the thighs, calves, feet, neck, and head. Her massage was OK, she mostly used medium to light pressure.

The TS and massage was about 35 minutes. She had me flip and asked if I wanted FS, which I said yes too gave me the price and she stepped out to grab a cover. When she returned Bibi got undressed put the cover in her mouth and started the CBJ. CBJ wasn't bad, not much tongue but she had some good suction. After a few minutes of that I had her lay down. I started off playing with her clit and worked my way down. She told me no FIV, so I moved on to DATY. No real odor or bad taste while DATY, did this for a few minutes. She seemed to like what I was doing as I got her to moan and squirm. I move on to mish and then doggy, where I popped. While fucking her she was letting out lots loud moans, they sounded fake but whatever, better than having someone lay there like a dead fish.

After the pop she cleaned my whole body, stepped out to clean herself off and got me a water. I was dressed by the time she came back in and gave her the tip.

Overall not a bad experience with Bibi didn't feel rushed and didn't have any problems with Bibi. I could see myself going back here, maybe I'll call ahead to see who's there.

**PuntaJaco43** · 11-27-23 12:10

Like many of you, I have my regulars, but occasionally I like to broaden my horizons. I am always looking for that Diamond in the rough and Occasionally I am rewarded. Last week I ventured over to the former Jin's Foot massage on Gallows Road next door to the Dunn Loring post office. (It's nameless now but a large "open" sign hover overhead.) I have a lot of history at this place going all the way back to 2019. That summer I met Tina, a young 32-year-old Chinese gal, slender with a nice athletic build and a very pretty face, plus. A ton of attitude. Jin's was totally legit when I was seeing this gal; doors to the massage rooms had to stay open and no funny business. Somehow, I connected with this gal. One day she passionately stuck her tongue down my throat. I fell in love instantly, like always, and we started a nice summer romance with several actual, real dates outside the store. She was really interested in me, or so I thought or maybe she assumed that I could provide her with something to further her career. One day she inquired, and I confessed that I was not as unattached as I had previously indicated. On learning the reality Tina proceeds to call me "stupid jerk". (don't you just love the Chinese?) Things were never the same after that and we moved on. (I always tell the truth now!

Last week at 10:30 on a weekday I ventured over to the former Jin's now called Ci Ci for the first time since the pandemic; the place was just as I left it, old and needing a serious makeover. No one seemed to be around, so I called out, and this young, very cute gal dressed in a white pleated short skirt and a tight top popped out of the kitchen. She was eating and I had interrupted her late breakfast. She was annoyed that I had bothered her. She had this stern look on her face and I could tell she had plenty of that Chinese attitude. (I love woman like that, they present a challenge.) Normally if confronted with such a "sour puss" I would just turn around and leave but this gal was cute and adorable despite her mental attitude – this could be another Tina, so I took the HH at $50 and laid down on the table.

The message started out ok but there was absolutely no conversation. After about 10 minutes she got down to my lower section and she started some heavy edging, then she grabbed junior. I flipped over and tried to touch her, but she pulled away, still staring down at me with that frown on her face. She informs me that at this place the most I can get is a handshake and no touching except OTC and only her upper section.

She then inquires how much I would pay for this service. I said $80 which was way too much, and she knew it, so she reiterated the rules. The HJ was slow and very good and toward the end I was squeezing a very nice soft but firm tit, and I could feel the large nipple below her garment which aroused me even more. Once finished, while cleaning me up she started to complain that she was always being interrupted while eating and that she could never get a break and was expected to work nonstop. (She sounds just like Tina) At the end I handed her the money and I pointed to my watch and informed her that Americans take their breakfast at 8 am and it is now 11 am, she looks at me and breaks out into this big brood smile, (very pretty but she could use a set of Invisalign's) and then starts to get playful trying to make a joke that was incompressible. - This one has possibilities!

4 Days later.

I return midafternoon on a weekend. I walk in and at that moment "sour puss" rounds the corner headed for the massage room. I ask her if she is busy and without breaking stride, she says "busy" and walks away. WTF? I left and went to Sunny Spa! (soon to be reviewed).

To conclude: For you Newbies, what I just endured is a perfect example of why this hobby is a total YMMV endeavor. You lose some and you win some.

Gentlemen always do better with the ladies. (Not Always!

Regards.

PJ.

**DoctorDoctor** · 11-27-23 12:07

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Pretty useless without a link, https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...90967934.html. This is pretty useless too, no pics to determine whether or not to pull the trigger. DrDr. Can you be more specific in the physical description, seeing that there are no pics?

Thanks for adding the link, my bad, forget.

Text her, she will send pics.

Another thing or two about her. Speaks English and has a nice, warm energy about her. Electric when she talks about what she does.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/springfield-asian-new-in-town-cuddle/7690967934.html

**DoYouKnow** · 11-27-23 10:34

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

I got the impression from previous reviews that Herndon spa (Elden street) service was focused on massage, but the place has a table shower with a sauna and is very clean.

My provider was Ruby. Great body, face looked decent with make-up, fake C / D but nice, toned butt. Looked really hot when I first saw her in a little black dress and looked stunning naked.

She was a little business like during the shower and didn't seem too chatty. Provided a great medium pressure massage. Seemed to genuinely enjoy the CFS. Moved into different positions quick. Loved her expressions. Also allowed DT during the CBJ.

Overall a very pleasant surprise.

Finally Herndon Spa is back on the table and got some new talent. Ill have to stop by now that Ruby is there. Thanks for the INTEL.

**DoYouKnow** · 11-27-23 10:26

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

TOFTT.

Wow! If you want an incredible massage from a tall, beautiful woman who has intimate knowledge of male anatomy, run to see Cindy. She's trained, specializes in pm. I think there maybe some tantric elements as she pushed energy from the upped and lower back to the groin. Then sensual. Edging you. Stronger and longer effect.

Wow! The experience will blow your. Mind.

Cindy is new in the area.

Pretty useless without a link, https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...90967934.html. This is pretty useless too, no pics to determine whether or not to pull the trigger. DrDr. Can you be more specific in the physical description, seeing that there are no pics?

**DoctorDoctor** · 11-26-23 20:55

TOFTT.

Wow! If you want an incredible massage from a tall, beautiful woman who has intimate knowledge of male anatomy, run to see Cindy. She's trained, specializes in pm. I think there maybe some tantric elements as she pushed energy from the upped and lower back to the groin. Then sensual. Edging you. Stronger and longer effect.

Wow! The experience will blow your. Mind.

Cindy is new in the area.

**NyHornet** · 11-26-23 20:38

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I took a gamble on this place. As mentioned by a couple of others, it's on the northside of Rt 29, several miles north of the Warrenton city limits. A handmade sign says Blue Sky massage, not Healthy Spa (it says Healthy Massage online, just search for "massage" "Electric Ave" "Warrenton", and you will get the address). Parking is not that discreet and you have to ring the bell and stand outside and wait for whoever comes to the door. Again, not that discreet. Anyway a fairly tall-ish Asian woman answers the door in a white mini skirt with her ass cheeks almost hanging out and a belly shirt (nice stomach) wearing a hoodie sweatshirt (no bra or shirt underneath). When she answered the door, she seemed like annoyed or high or drunk. But she was cute, average body, about 5'7" if I had to guess, maybe in her mid 30's (no way she is in her 20's for sure).

It's 50 for a half hour. I laid down on the table and after several minutes of waiting, she comes in and begin the massage, hard (my request), no oil. The massage was not the greatest. She did this weird thing where when she extended herself over my body to rub, she would let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. She did that some more when she straddled my legs and would extend herself over my body, rubbing her body (clothed) over my body (face down), and let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. I think she was doing that, thinking it was a turn on for me (it was not, it was weird at best).

She do a reach around and stroked me while I laid face down, which I enjoyed. On the flip, she offered BJ or FS. I could tell she was a bit of a hustler so I just went with the HJ. She wanted the tip upfront. I did not have a 10 on me so I gave 60 and she was fine with that. I would had preferred 50 tip but she ain't going to give me 10 back LOL so lesson learned to have. A stash of 10 dollar bills on hands. She wanted 80 for topless play but I said no, as her tits were not really protruding from her zip-up hoodie to tempt me.

She began to do a fast stroke to get me off quick but I told her to slow down. She took direction good, for about 3 seconds, before going back to a quick stroke to get me off. I again asked her to slow down, and she repeated "slow, slow, slow", and did a medium stroke until I popped good.

Overall, I would not go out of my way to patronize this place. Yeah, it was nice to get jacked off by a fairly attractive Asian provider who isn't an old granny with a busted up body but given the lack of personality on her, and attempting to do a pump and dump, I'll have to pass unless future reports show some promising improvement in massage and attitude. Thanks to Smitty for reporting on this place.

Consider yourself lucky. When I last stopped there, only one lady, who must have been close to 70. I needed a massage, so I stayed and she was experienced in massage and releasing. I wouldn't see her again as not attractive at all. This was about two weeks ago.

**NyHornet** · 11-26-23 20:31

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Luna (independent Thai lady offering massage) has returned to Northern Virginia (Annandale). She was always nice to me, and always kept a very clean / comfortable massage studio. I will be happy to see her again.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I enjoyed this attractive mature Thai Lady as well. Same phone?