Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 11-20-23 18:25

Originally Posted by SmittyJ [View Original Post]

Decided to take a 3rd trip to healthy spa that recently opened. I drew Emma who was probably one of the youngest and best looking providers I have had in 15+ years here in NOVA. She was short maybe 5'1, 105 lbs, small natural tits with nice eraser nips, and a very nice ass.

I took a gamble on this place. As mentioned by a couple of others, it's on the northside of Rt 29, several miles north of the Warrenton city limits. A handmade sign says Blue Sky massage, not Healthy Spa (it says Healthy Massage online, just search for "massage" "Electric Ave" "Warrenton", and you will get the address). Parking is not that discreet and you have to ring the bell and stand outside and wait for whoever comes to the door. Again, not that discreet. Anyway a fairly tall-ish Asian woman answers the door in a white mini skirt with her ass cheeks almost hanging out and a belly shirt (nice stomach) wearing a hoodie sweatshirt (no bra or shirt underneath). When she answered the door, she seemed like annoyed or high or drunk. But she was cute, average body, about 5'7" if I had to guess, maybe in her mid 30's (no way she is in her 20's for sure).

It's 50 for a half hour. I laid down on the table and after several minutes of waiting, she comes in and begin the massage, hard (my request), no oil. The massage was not the greatest. She did this weird thing where when she extended herself over my body to rub, she would let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. She did that some more when she straddled my legs and would extend herself over my body, rubbing her body (clothed) over my body (face down), and let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. I think she was doing that, thinking it was a turn on for me (it was not, it was weird at best).

She do a reach around and stroked me while I laid face down, which I enjoyed. On the flip, she offered BJ or FS. I could tell she was a bit of a hustler so I just went with the HJ. She wanted the tip upfront. I did not have a 10 on me so I gave 60 and she was fine with that. I would had preferred 50 tip but she ain't going to give me 10 back LOL so lesson learned to have. A stash of 10 dollar bills on hands. She wanted 80 for topless play but I said no, as her tits were not really protruding from her zip-up hoodie to tempt me.

She began to do a fast stroke to get me off quick but I told her to slow down. She took direction good, for about 3 seconds, before going back to a quick stroke to get me off. I again asked her to slow down, and she repeated "slow, slow, slow", and did a medium stroke until I popped good.

Overall, I would not go out of my way to patronize this place. Yeah, it was nice to get jacked off by a fairly attractive Asian provider who isn't an old granny with a busted up body but given the lack of personality on her, and attempting to do a pump and dump, I'll have to pass unless future reports show some promising improvement in massage and attitude. Thanks to Smitty for reporting on this place.

**JmSuttr** · 11-20-23 17:35

Originally Posted by FlushedSkin [View Original Post]

Photoshopped a lot or pics are very close to her real appearance?

Close to her real appearance when I last visited. But that was pre-covid so I can't speak from recent experience. If, upon arrival, you think she doesn't match the pics, you could say so and take your leave. FWIW, I found her to be a straightforward provider and I doubt she'd use pics that aren't representative.

**FourNick8** · 11-20-23 16:25

Anyone had the pleasure of getting a massage in NOVA from a girl with only one breast?

I'm out of state now visiting family and stopped into a KAMP in the area. Provider was a 40 yo tall slim Korean named Linda who gave a good massage and we negotiated 100 for HJ, DTAY, and nursing. Pants only came down to the knees and shirt stayed on so I lifted her shirt up and she pulled up her bra to offer me her left breast for nursing. I reached for her other one and it was considerable smaller with no nip. Obvious reconstruction but didn't feel fake or anything just no nip.

After the deed we were chatting and I told her I was visiting from Va and she said "oh I was working there two years ago". I asked her were and she said close to Washington D. C but was reluctant to mention city or AMP name. If anyone remembers her or where she worked please let me know so I will chat with her again on a return visit.

Stay safe,

Nick.

**DoYouKnow** · 11-20-23 16:21

Always dependable and reliable. Now that the sensation Sunny is gone, she is replaced with Jennifer which is a doll baby. 60 mins Standard NOVA but very much fun. If they only had a table shower. Always get great service there. The manager there. What more can I say, She is such a sweetheart and really personable and has a great body as well. If you get a massage from here, but sure to tip here good. She is always my GO TO. Just nothing like it.

**FlushedSkin** · 11-20-23 15:50

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2130440

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-29867.html

It's been a while since I've had the pleasure, but I'd say Lara is worth a visit. She used to divide her time between Arlington and Tysons, and I'd see her when she was in her Tysons incall.

She didn't have a milking table at that time and she was strictly independent. Not sure what her current situation is but some very nice upgrades were available. Things may have changed but I'd recommend bringing some extra cash, just in case. From my time seeing her, I found her to be a smart, straightforward businesswoman who didn't play games and wouldn't tolerate any. She also never flaked on me or rescheduled an appointment.

Photoshopped a lot or pics are very close to her real appearance?

**Member #6553** · 11-20-23 14:05

Anyone know a MP in NOVA to receive a sensual massage from an older massage. Older the better?

**Member #6553** · 11-20-23 14:00

First time post. I am into sensual massages from older Asian masseuse. Any recommendations in Northern Virginia. Older the better.

**Tophat31** · 11-20-23 13:22

I go often to a legit massage place close by. I never got any extras but the massages are really good. I wish there was an independent Thai close to me because I would go often.

Anyways needed a good massage so went back to the legit place. I do not want to say the name but seniors can PM me. But I finally got a HE.

People may say, why write a review if you aren't going to tell us where? I think the method I used was the break through. It was really obvious but never tried. I essentially said my groin was sore as well as my neck. Every time she got down there I would give her encouraging moans so she knew I was open to it. Finally I would basically take my junk, which was hard, and move it by her hands. This went on for awhile but finally a flip and I put it in her hand and she finished it.

The down side is that the woman was probably in her 60's. Couldn't tell because of the mask. Tipped her well. But open to trying this for other not attractive providers to see what happens. Anyone else have tips to test the limits of "legit" places?

**MechanicJack** · 11-20-23 12:12

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I don't think you will find a lot of providers who will give you a good basic HJ for a 40 tip in this area, if you offer 40 they will either end the massage right then and there or start the back and forth negotiation like a used car salesman which kills the mood. Most are now wanting 60.50 is probably what they will grudgingly accept but will do a pump and dump to get rid of you quickly. Gone are the days of 40 tip for a HJ. Just like I remember paying 100 to 120 for FS at an AMP in northern VA years ago and the providers were happy with that. Now the standard is 160, with a few willing to accept 140 but with a sour puss face and will lay there like a dead fish or hurry you up to nut after 5 minutes. If you come across providers accepting 40 tip who provide a good massage to boot, let us know. I too would like tip expectations to be like pre-COVID but I doubt it's going to go back to that.

I have to concur with Serpico on this point that the baseline tip for a standard NOVA Finish is creeping up. I regularly get asked for $60, and offer $50 if it's just normal standard fare (I don't care enough to walk over $10). I normally give $60 for standard finish with gratuitous roaming including usually top off and touching / sucking of breasts. There are a few spots further south (see FDBX forum) that still operate in the $40 framework, and some are very good options if you are willing to travel. I am glad to provide more info to any interested parties (but it's a drive from NoVa).

I would be interested in what others' experiences are. Certainly, like everything, the market supply and demand will affect pricing. . .

**Serpico99** · 11-20-23 09:06

Originally Posted by BobbyD53 [View Original Post]

I imagine you're talking about B&M in Tysons Corner. People have different taste. Some love the so-called fine women. Others, such as myself like the average looking, girl next door type. The only thing I would question is the. 8 tip. That was extremely high for a HE, but no fault of yours as you mentioned the AMP is not your cup of tea.

Sadly, while traveling through SC and NC two months ago, I noticed AMP masseuses saying the tip is usually. 6. Meaning fully dressed with I assume limited OTC rubbing. I talked them down to. 4 as the house fees down there average $70 to $80 for one hour. The next day, I did some research and sure enough, people in those states has begun tipping. 6 for some reason. Even though the cost of living in the DMV is much higher than the southern states, try to keep the tips at. 4 if you can. Now, if you made a strong connection and everything went above and beyond your expectations, then of course, I would tip accordingly. Even though inflation is crazy right now, keeping the tips in the $40 range will help us all out in the long run.

I don't think you will find a lot of providers who will give you a good basic HJ for a 40 tip in this area, if you offer 40 they will either end the massage right then and there or start the back and forth negotiation like a used car salesman which kills the mood. Most are now wanting 60.50 is probably what they will grudgingly accept but will do a pump and dump to get rid of you quickly. Gone are the days of 40 tip for a HJ. Just like I remember paying 100 to 120 for FS at an AMP in northern VA years ago and the providers were happy with that. Now the standard is 160, with a few willing to accept 140 but with a sour puss face and will lay there like a dead fish or hurry you up to nut after 5 minutes. If you come across providers accepting 40 tip who provide a good massage to boot, let us know. I too would like tip expectations to be like pre-COVID but I doubt it's going to go back to that.

**BobbiBrown1981** · 11-20-23 02:57

Originally Posted by BenDiesel30 [View Original Post]

Why'all Cherry is fairly attractive but she can't take a D, I visited around 2 pm on a week day and we t for the HH. Her massage was basically a neck rub and pushed on my shoulders so I'd give massage 1/10 if you care for that. Looks she's maybe 6/10 nice butt and some thick Bs face is cute probably 40 ish. Wanted. 2 I had. 16 so she was happy to give the full entree for me. CBJ was basic asf and she wanted me to be on top where she complained about me going too long so switched too k9 and started smelling ass so asked her to get on top and she couldn't take but a little bit and kept complaining "too strong I have to quit or I can't work tonight" so we had to finish by hand which I wish I had done to begin with. Much better options in MD or even around Fairfax than driving all the way out to best. Shouldn't have given into the hype.

Ain't going to lie: I kinda like that booty smell.

**TravlinMonger** · 11-19-23 22:00

Originally Posted by TheBigBoy11 [View Original Post]

My first review, so please forgive me if I'm not following the rules. I've been reading lots of posts about AMPs, but I never understood why guys do this rather than going the escort route. The girls I thought in AMPs (at least here in NOVA), are older, 40-50 based on Rubmap reviews.

I've been more of an escort guy, doing the escort thing for quite some time (if you have questions about the escort side, I would be happy to answer, especially in the VA area).

Anyway, I wanted to try the AMP route and see what the deal is, after reading most posts on here and Reddit forums. I was very curious.

Few days ago, I took the plunge and subscribed to Rubmaps for a month. The site isn't great, but it gets the job done. I looked at local ones near me and found one with no reviews for the last few months. I'm used to TER reviews where the reviews are usually a few hours or days old. I went to B&M Therapy, parked the car, and went in.

I saw Ade (she pronounced it like "eighty" she was the only one there, she's a 45+ year old lady, nothing to look at, an average-looking lady who smiled and invited me in. She asked for how long, and I told her 1 hour. She asked if I wanted to shower, and I told her yes. She took me to the table shower, and I lay down. She was quiet the whole time, scrubbed me down well, and on the flip, she asked if I wanted it washed, and I said yes. She did it thoroughly and then took me back to the massage room.

I don't know how to rate massages since I haven't really had many, but it felt great while I was lying on my back. She rubbed my butt a few times on the inside. She asked me to flip, and she asked me what I wanted, I said HJ. She smiled, and I closed my eyes, letting her do her thing. She isn't very attractive to me, but her H**y S**T, she had some great HJ skills, got me hard, and I busted quickly. I couldn't stop smiling at the end.

I was ready to do the negotiation but that never happed I just gave her $ at the end and she took it and smiled.

I didn't feel like this when I would go and see escorts, and the escorts were HOT 7/10 or higher all models type and very expensive.

I think I might be hooked. I always picked girls based on looks like everyone else and never thought average-looking ladies could make me happy.

Sorry if I wrote too much or didn't do this right.

The massage was 80, and the tip was 80.

In past years, I found an occasional cute escort with good service and fun but most were not cute or pleasant. I preferred a hand for 60 minutes and have found extras along the way. Few years back, found an apt. Massage in Ashburn Va. , That was GREAT. Word to the wise,Chesterfield has a new Commonwealth's attorney. I expect to see many bust in the future.

**BenDiesel30** · 11-19-23 16:21

Originally Posted by Rakra [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Cherry will still be here this weekend?

Why'all Cherry is fairly attractive but she can't take a D, I visited around 2 pm on a week day and we t for the HH. Her massage was basically a neck rub and pushed on my shoulders so I'd give massage 1/10 if you care for that. Looks she's maybe 6/10 nice butt and some thick Bs face is cute probably 40 ish. Wanted. 2 I had. 16 so she was happy to give the full entree for me. CBJ was basic asf and she wanted me to be on top where she complained about me going too long so switched too k9 and started smelling ass so asked her to get on top and she couldn't take but a little bit and kept complaining "too strong I have to quit or I can't work tonight" so we had to finish by hand which I wish I had done to begin with. Much better options in MD or even around Fairfax than driving all the way out to best. Shouldn't have given into the hype.

**JmSuttr** · 11-19-23 12:35

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2130440

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-29867.html

It's been a while since I've had the pleasure, but I'd say Lara is worth a visit. She used to divide her time between Arlington and Tysons, and I'd see her when she was in her Tysons incall.

She didn't have a milking table at that time and she was strictly independent. Not sure what her current situation is but some very nice upgrades were available. Things may have changed but I'd recommend bringing some extra cash, just in case. From my time seeing her, I found her to be a smart, straightforward businesswoman who didn't play games and wouldn't tolerate any. She also never flaked on me or rescheduled an appointment.

**ThrobbinWood** · 11-19-23 12:01

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

Try googling the phone number of the spa.