Massage Parlor Reports

**SomeGuy551** · 04-04-24 10:21

Originally Posted by RandyThram123 [View Original Post]

Just got back from another trip to Albuquerque, visiting a cousin and some friends. Cousin isn't feeling well and don't know how much longer he'll be around, so it was a good for me to come a visit. Had a little free time so I set out to see Yoyo at Ocean Dream spa. It's on Carlisle between Menual and Candelaria in a quiet strip mall. She's a middle aged Chinese MILF who is very pretty and a very nice body for her age. Nice manmade Ds and a nice ass for an Asian gal. Not fat, not skinny, but just right. Pretty face and eyes that melt you. Eager to please personality. Speaks some English so you can have some conversation with her. Gave a massage on my back for a bit then got to the negotiations. She has a pretty open menu (no greek). Started with a BBJ and then to some 69. She has Bush for you Bush lovers. Nice tasing pussy and she thoroughly enjoys it. I continued DATY as I had to stop the BBJ from blowing but wanted to continue to please her. She would look and me and then tilted her head back as she rolled her eyes. I continued for a bit more then had her put the cover on the mounted her standing mish, she I pumped away for a few minutes until I blew. She cleaned me up and then continued with a head and foot massage until time was up. She got a water and helped me get dressed. I paid her (standard AMP and FS fees), gave her a kiss goodbye, and continued on my way. She is a definite winner in my book. I have a thing for Asian milfs who take good care of themselves. I'll definitely see her again when I'm back in town. I recommend with my usual caveat of YMMV.

Agree with everything physically. Absolute beauty and perfect body and could be a great time. Unfortunately, I was passing through and walked-in on a Saturday evening at 8:30 without an appointment and asked for an hour. She said only 30 minutes and got to it. Skills are definitely there but since she was only one working, she was always watching the monitors to see if anyone came in. Once the deed was done, relaxed and gave a decent massage but would imagine a more enjoyable time could be had with an appointment during a different time of day.

**RandyThram123** · 03-09-24 14:42

Just got back from another trip to Albuquerque, visiting a cousin and some friends. Cousin isn't feeling well and don't know how much longer he'll be around, so it was a good for me to come a visit. Had a little free time so I set out to see Yoyo at Ocean Dream spa. It's on Carlisle between Menual and Candelaria in a quiet strip mall. She's a middle aged Chinese MILF who is very pretty and a very nice body for her age. Nice manmade Ds and a nice ass for an Asian gal. Not fat, not skinny, but just right. Pretty face and eyes that melt you. Eager to please personality. Speaks some English so you can have some conversation with her. Gave a massage on my back for a bit then got to the negotiations. She has a pretty open menu (no greek). Started with a BBJ and then to some 69. She has Bush for you Bush lovers. Nice tasing pussy and she thoroughly enjoys it. I continued DATY as I had to stop the BBJ from blowing but wanted to continue to please her. She would look and me and then tilted her head back as she rolled her eyes. I continued for a bit more then had her put the cover on the mounted her standing mish, she I pumped away for a few minutes until I blew. She cleaned me up and then continued with a head and foot massage until time was up. She got a water and helped me get dressed. I paid her (standard AMP and FS fees), gave her a kiss goodbye, and continued on my way. She is a definite winner in my book. I have a thing for Asian milfs who take good care of themselves. I'll definitely see her again when I'm back in town. I recommend with my usual caveat of YMMV.

**RandyThram123** · 01-05-24 17:08

I was passing through the area last month. Dropped in on the place on Luna circle. A young pretty Chinese girl (25-30), I think named Kiki or Gigi (I couldn't tell from her heavy accent). Seemed to be fresh off the boat and used the translator app to help. Not much of a massage and the FS was very mechanical.

**Chicago Monger** · 12-31-23 23:21

Originally Posted by JoPublic79 [View Original Post]

Mona is a very kind girl. Because I am old, she is very patient and useless to me. I am very grateful to her. 3296 Coors Blvd NW suit L.

If she was useless, why are you grateful.

**JoPublic79** · 12-31-23 00:41

Mona is a very kind girl. Because I am old, she is very patient and useless to me. I am very grateful to her. 3296 Coors Blvd NW suit L.

**Spunk907** · 12-16-23 13:19

Why, in a town with more AMPs per capita than I've ever seen, this site is so dead? In any case, I will make a small contribution:

In reverse chronological order:

Lucy. Blue Sky: Saw her yesterday. Age - 40's, Looks 6/10, Body 5/10, Attitude 4/10, Massage quality 6/10. Everything is on the table with her but I just opted for HE. Could tell she was getting tired so popped and asked for some more neck massage. Not a horrible experience but would not repeat.

Cici. Jade Spa: Saw her last week. Age. Late 20's / Early 30's, Looks 8/10 (quite pretty), Body 8/10, Attitude 7/10, Massage quality 2/10. Everything is on the table with her. In fact I think she would prefer it to actually performing a massage! I actually go to these places for the massage first and the extras second so when the "therapist" is this bad, I have to say. Won't repeat. But if your preferences are reversed then I would recommend.

Kristi. Jade (on Juan Tabo). Saw her about 2 weeks ago; twice; may or may not still be there. Age 30's, Looks 8/10 (mature and pretty hot), Body 9/10 (great natural tits. C cups), Attitude 7/10 first time, 5/10 second, Massage quality 8/10. A couple of things to note: Kristi says that Jade does not do more than 30 min. (I usually go for the hour.) But the first visit (for 30 min) was really high quality and she is both beautiful, friendly, and gives a nice massage with very satisfying finish. However, the second time she had another customer walk in and then proceeded to rush me which pissed me off and I haven't been back.

Another visit to Blue Sky about 3 weeks ago with Lisa. Who was great- but is now gone. With use this paragraph only to say that I do like the location of Blue Sky and the inside has a decent ambience. So far, it is my favorite location in ABQ. Hope some new talent shows up soon though.

Hope that helps someone out there. And if anyone reading this knows of a better place to get information, PM me and let me know!

**Valmont31** · 11-16-23 00:51

Went and saw hallie. Horrible message all elbows and it actually was borderline painful.

The only sensual part of the who thing was a light tickle of the balls before the flip. On the main event she was very mechanical. Decent body but not worth repeating.

**Jshere** · 11-07-23 16:45

Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]

In town for a couple days. Any chance of a parlor with Latina girls?

Most likely not. None that I have ever heard of.

**WestSidePunter** · 11-06-23 21:51

In town for a couple days. Any chance of a parlor with Latina girls?

**Dildo Baggens** · 10-30-23 22:09

I'm visiting, so I took a chance. Pd 60/ hr. Massage was moderate to weak and the CBJ was mechanical. The provider was pushing 50 but wasn't unattractive.

For a town with 1/2 million residents there sure are a lot of Asian MPs. There's got to be a few out there that are above average?

Originally Posted by Idiot [View Original Post]

Had a great visit at golden spa on 733 San Mateo.

Panda look early 20's and very pretty. Maybe some mommy dmg. Tightest girl I have seen in a very long time.

**JimmyReagan73** · 09-15-23 19:30

Reviews in the ABQ area are more and more worthless as the years go on. On this site it is mostly dead and on the other site it is mostly people blatantly lying to get premium access (and then accusing everyone else of doing it). And at least a few of the parlors (and now escorts) are doing the same.

AMP wise? Ladies in their 20's are incredibly rare outside of the "popular" cities. And many are going to know they can pick and choose their clients and will tend to avoid younger clients (more likely to want MSOG, less likely to have extra cash for the upsell) Combine that with dim lights, asian women not aging until they are in their late 30's, and most clients being white guys and it is generally a good assumption that any provider is 5-15 years older than they look.

What I have increasingly found to be helpful during my various trips out to ABQ: have a list of parlors you like. Either collect them from other reviews or your own experiences. Then, check the most recent month or so of reviews. And go to the places that weren't mentioned in any review. And if you hear "oh my god, I think Lulu or whoever is at Ocean!" actively avoid that place.

Because the good places? They don't need to advertise and the kind of people who write reviews are generally not going to want to let the secret out. So if nobody has talked about Jade on Juan Tabo for a while. Usually means I have three or four possibilities and the first or second will generally have an attractive provider in their late 20s/early 30s (so probably mid to late 30s)

**Mpbmpb** · 08-26-23 17:45

Hello fellows,

I was looking around in ABQ and wasn't finding what I was looking for, in general. I'd like providers more in my age range (20-30), but went to several places where they just were well outside of it. I've been looking at old posts and the information just isn't current enough, any recommendations?

**Idiot** · 07-12-23 17:32

Had a great visit at golden spa on 733 San Mateo.

Panda look early 20's and very pretty. Maybe some mommy dmg. Tightest girl I have seen in a very long time.

**JimmyReagan73** · 06-18-23 23:18

Originally Posted by OnTheFlip33 [View Original Post]

Visiting the area, staying close to I25/ I40. Anything close to that area? Any suggestions would be helpful.

I go to ABQ on business a lot.

ABQ is generally great in that pretty much any AMP will be CFS unless you actively piss off the provider. Most providers are generally in that "look early 30's, so probably 40's" region and mama sans are incredibly rare. So what you see is what you get and you can walk back to your car if the woman at the door isn't doing it for you.

And because the city is basically a glorified truck stop at the intersection of two interstates: Pretty much everywhere is 20-ish minutes away if it isn't rush hour.

There are some truly gorgeous women but they tend to do pretty short tours before moving on. I don't have any immediate data (in town in a week or two and was checking options), but you can try to look at the other site. But that has largely become a joke of ever increasingly specific stories about the twenty locations the mystery girl of the week is. Not sure if they are outright lying for premium access or haven't realized that the girls pay attention to these sites and know what fake names to give, but they generally aren't all that useful. And you can bet that if you call, they will give whatever this month's unicorn name is (sounds like it might be Coco?

That said: Blue Sky and New Day have generally been my go to over the years. Although it sounds like one of them may have closed? But, like I said, you really can't do too wrong by just entering any AMP sounding place with the telltale neon sign.