Massage Parlor Reports

[DudeDudeDoo]

So I will be going to sunny tomorrow. The girls there are legitimately 7 and above, at-least from my experience.

1 got the ok from my girl so ima go over and see this chick everyone in usaguide kept talking about but she went on a 6 month trip somewhere so I didn't have a chance until now. I reached out to my best friend that I haven't talked to in a couple months and asked if he wanted to stop by with me. Its a big place and there are plenty of girls to choose from so neither one of us will have to wait. Only thing is he doesn't seem interested, I'm kinda annoyed since I really want to talk to someone about my experience especially when its fresh. My girl knows I go to this place but I can't exactly talk to her about how this asian chick had a better ass then her. He hasn't gone to these places ever and I have been trying to convince him for about a year now, at first he was up for it but now that we can actually go he chickened out. Have any of you gone with a friend / group of friends to a AMP?

[RubLuvr]

So I swung over to sunny about a month ago and although the girl was a fine piece of ass from LA, the rubber just made it next to impossible to finish. This resulted in me getting bent out of shape and announcing to my girl that that was it. Welllllllll here I am now I'm thinking of visiting again, my question is if you choose to see two girls back to back do you pay the house fee twice? I'm asking for sunny especially ofcourse.

In answer to your question, yes, they are going to drain every ounce of coin they can possibly get away with. Any four hand includes house fee for both, possibly a small discount on that, and both expect tip for anything else. If you are going back to back instead of four hand I can assure you they will expect to collect another full house fee.

This business is just that, and because of the nature they demand a premium. Sometimes you can haggle them into reasonable territory but usually then they are salty about it and it ruins any mood that was there, at least for me. I usually just laugh and tell them finish the massage if they are too crazy, and let them offer a reasonable price if they want to. Honestly the disparity in expectations for services is the most annoying part of this, they act like it is a diminishing resource in value, and it is actually unlimited, sell it as many times as they want. I have slowed down tremendously given the new price points, it just makes me feel like a moron to pay the prices they are demanding now, especially with all the restrictions and getting alcohol rubbed, sanitary wiped, rubber covered and the like it is not even satisfying particularly at that point, it actually becomes work to be able to finish with all that and when they start clock watching.

[DudeDudeDoo]

So I swung over to sunny about a month ago and although the girl was a fine piece of ass from LA, the rubber just made it next to impossible to finish. This resulted in me getting bent out of shape and announcing to my girl that that was it. Welllllllll here I am now I'm thinking of visiting again, my question is if you choose to see two girls back to back do you pay the house fee twice? I'm asking for sunny especially ofcourse.

[Daytime Jay]

About a week ago I had a dream at MT with Anna. When she walked in the room I was disappointed because she was much older than I like. I think in her late fifties if not older, I should have walked out at that moment but for some reason I stayed even though I am not into grannies. I was hoping she had a good body to compensate for her age but that wasn't the case. Anyway it was a $$. 2 for 30 minutes, I know I overpaid but I wanted the session to end ASAP and be out. This is my second time getting a granny, the first was on Elston ave in Chicago, then I also didn't walk out. It's like I'm ashamed to walk out because I don't want to make them think that I don't find them attractive. I don't want to hurt them. I know, I hate myself for that and usually those sessions make me feel gross for some reason.

Well, that's the nature of this hobby. It's hit or miss most of the time. I'm pretty sure most of the fellow hobbyist been thru that many times, I'm not the only one.

That's a good point in time to negotiate. If you really don't want it, get out of there. Another option is to suggest BBFS for same price and the older providers are often open to it, but that's up to you. You cannot forget that this is a transactional relationship. They won't even remember you tomorrow, so don't feel bad for whatever decision you make.

[Darth Cosmos]

Lots of info on the Agency thread in chicago.

alenachicago.com

[YuhColoy]

Dm me more info on ac.

Dm me more info on ac.

[Member #6439]

About a week ago I had a dream at MT with Anna. When she walked in the room I was disappointed because she was much older than I like. I think in her late fifties if not older, I should have walked out at that moment but for some reason I stayed even though I am not into grannies. I was hoping she had a good body to compensate for her age but that wasn't the case. Anyway it was a $$. 2 for 30 minutes, I know I overpaid but I wanted the session to end ASAP and be out. This is my second time getting a granny, the first was on Elston ave in Chicago, then I also didn't walk out. It's like I'm ashamed to walk out because I don't want to make them think that I don't find them attractive. I don't want to hurt them. I know, I hate myself for that and usually those sessions make me feel gross for some reason.

Well, that's the nature of this hobby. It's hit or miss most of the time. I'm pretty sure most of the fellow hobbyist been thru that many times, I'm not the only one.

[HandsomeGent47]

Any of of you gents kind enough to DM me the screening / booking process for KP? I think my old age is getting the better of me because I can't seem to find out how?

I've been out of the hobby the past few years since I've been lucky with SB's but that is drying up. I went to sunny not too long ago to see Pepsi and that was solid. Before that MoMo at MT was good as well. Both are gone now and I'm looking to try out KP.

Thanks in advance.

[Darth Cosmos]

What's the line up at Sunny D?

Anything good?

Darth.

[CivicSi213]

Visited MT recently, got to see all three ladies who are new. Rotation is poor. Seem like nice ladies, but they are not lookers. Save some time and money. On the spa scale they were all about 4-5 in my book. I am supersized, because they have been consistent with their quality.

[Darth Cosmos]

Haven't been to a strip club in years do they offer extras? But damn how many shots are you getting off MJ? My treat is to get a good legit massage then go to KP or AC for action as I'm loose. Visiting L1 places recently and have had the best nuts. Parlors really now how to stroke a cock. I yelled out as I came which has never ever happened before LOL except at KP which she sucked my cock dry.

Hi guys.

So exactly this is when I'm in "party" mode.

I can only get off 2 shots a day.

Maybe 3 with some vitamin V and timed right.

So basically when I'm out of ammo I go to the strip club so I can keep playing with girls even though I'm done.

So your pleasure on a scale of 1-10 throughout the day is like a 12 cause it's like.

Pussy for breakfast.

Pussy for lunch.

Pussy for dinner.

Lap dances for dessert.

Often I'll skip breakfast since I'm older now.

Be a king.

Darth.

[LongDuckDong15]

Haven't been to a strip club in years do they offer extras? But damn how many shots are you getting off MJ? My treat is to get a good legit massage then go to KP or AC for action as I'm loose. Visiting L1 places recently and have had the best nuts. Parlors really now how to stroke a cock. I yelled out as I came which has never ever happened before LOL except at KP which she sucked my cock dry.

Check your DM.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I hear ya, that's why for me personally, I put these guys kind of in a different category.

If I want an orgy our young beautiful models I go to AC.

If I want quality asian with BBBJ and dfk I go to KP.

But sometimes I'm satisfied but just want a massage and table shower.

Like literally I want the massage more and the girl is like a bonus.

Plus they open at 9 am so if you want to monger it fits a daily schedule more nicely.

So for me a good monger day is like (I save for this, and intentionally treat myself once in a while like bday or etc).

0900 breakfast at sunny d. Get two for extreme pleasure 4 hands massage at once.

1 pm KP girl BBBJ cim.

6 pm AC orgy. Vitamin v before so 60 minutes of straight pounding for the girlies.

9 pm strip clubs lap dances all night.

Girls are great no such thing as too many.

Party on.

Darth.

Haven't been to a strip club in years do they offer extras? But damn how many shots are you getting off MJ? My treat is to get a good legit massage then go to KP or AC for action as I'm loose. Visiting L1 places recently and have had the best nuts. Parlors really now how to stroke a cock. I yelled out as I came which has never ever happened before LOL except at KP which she sucked my cock dry.

[SeymourButz]

My agency gal fell sick, so was in a pinch, went to see Blue.

Agree. Not quite a spinner, enhanced C, but good enough. The bad part is she takes 40 minutes to table shower and massage, leaving practically 16 minutes for the fun. No kissing. But everything else OK.

Had a similar experience. Was very pleased with her appearance. Don't go to the AMPs very often but she certainly was the most attractive girl I have had. Very good massage but teasing was non-existent. Probably should have taken charge earlier. Did have a nice long DATY session. Very responsive with FIV and FOA. No kissing as others have noted. Had enough time left for CBJ. May repeat but will start the fun first before the massage.

[LittleVegas]

Went to Sun recently after an ORD drop off. Great experience as compared to what is nearer me. Not overly busy, but not dead either. All event details similar to what has been previously shared here by others. Set 80 on counter while undressing. Set 160 tip on counter upon return from shower and brief sauna session. Zero negotiation. Can't recall her name and it didn't trigger after reading back a few pages. Sorry. She was small, maybe 5 ft or 5 ft1 in. Likely man-made B's. While YMMV, to me, this place is set-up and staffed for an A+ positive experience. I'll be avoiding the poorer and variable effort at WI AMPs. Just wish it was a bit closer to me.

Good service is always worth the drive. I used to drive from Chicago to a spa in Morris, IL (LOL). It was a trek. Like a mini road trip. But always well worth it as the spa had a young 20-something skinny girl with big real tits who did amazing rimming and let me finish anywhere! Was my holy grail massage girl.