Escort Reports

**ArteeFv** · 11-03-23 14:01

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I can speak to Sarae, a hot African American girl with a preternatural body and a pussy and asshole that look like a seashell (the pussy) and the exhaust port on the death star that Luke blew up in a new hope (asshole). Has horrible dick work skills. Lets you lick her pussy that tastes like the house brand of hummus at ralphs. I think it is 160 for an hour assistive masturbation. I do not know about the ghetto chick that works with her. The incall is literal a garage in Compton and you will feel just about as safe as a virgin at a jailhouse rodeo.

Your writing are the "Kitchen Confidential" of the Los Angeles Boards. I just realized you are the Anthony of the SW world, willing to sample where few dare to go and document your adventures. Now I can't stop hearing his voice when I read your posts.

*I didn't use Anthony's last name because I didn't want some bot to delete my account.

**TrolleyDodger** · 11-02-23 20:38

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

I'm a regular of Phucdover and f*ck her top and bottom hole with jr going bare everytime and creaming them loves canals.

Haven't seen her in years. Is it still 2 bills for an hour of bbfscip? Might take her for another spin for old times sake if she hasn't raised her rates.

**MrGordon16** · 11-02-23 17:36

Originally Posted by OrangeGoku [View Original Post]

Been trying to decide if I should make a PD account or HX. I've seen reviews for both but I have no experience. Do they have a monthly membership fee? And also which Is cheaper.

I've been frustrated lately because adult search and STG are full of fakes ads. It's almost impossible to find an affordable date.

Which one should I make and do you guys have tips for a rookie like me.

Obviously my own opinion but HX all the way. Less GPS. Worth the price of admission.

**OrangeGoku** · 11-02-23 15:39

Been trying to decide if I should make a PD account or HX. I've seen reviews for both but I have no experience. Do they have a monthly membership fee? And also which Is cheaper.

I've been frustrated lately because adult search and STG are full of fakes ads. It's almost impossible to find an affordable date.

Which one should I make and do you guys have tips for a rookie like me.

**Sipping** · 11-01-23 17:23

Originally Posted by Yths4 [View Original Post]

Anyone have more intel on this chick?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ckie_EagleRock

I saw her for a massage at this place in Eagle Rock I visit occasionally. She upsold me to a BBBJ. Didn't regret it; she did a great job, CIM and swallowed. Pics are accurate, service is enthusiastic, she seems chill and sane.

**WaffleEater** · 11-01-23 14:10

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...056-33735.html

This one broke so many rules of engagement she was dismissed from top gun:

1. she did not grab my dick from behind while doing the massage.

2. she pressured too hard and I had to send her numerous cautionary memos to tell her to stop.

3. she had ghetto shit ass music on and sang to it the whole time.

4. she tity fucked me and then would not let me bathe those titits with my love juice.

5. she is absolutely risible in her dick work.

You're doing the lords work out here by TOFFT. We will not forget it.

**Yths4** · 10-31-23 20:54

Anyone have more intel on this chick?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ckie_EagleRock

Also just looking for young looking hipster types who do GFE. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

**PriscillaM** · 10-31-23 20:06

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...056-33735.html

This one broke so many rules of engagement she was dismissed from top gun:

1. she did not grab my dick from behind while doing the massage.

2. she pressured too hard and I had to send her numerous cautionary memos to tell her to stop.

3. she had ghetto shit ass music on and sang to it the whole time.

4. she tity fucked me and then would not let me bathe those titits with my love juice.

5. she is absolutely risible in her dick work.

6. she had me just about jerk myself off due to her lack of skill and effort.

7. she uses way too much oil and stopped the sesh numerous times to get more.

**PriscillaM** · 10-31-23 20:01

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../23098092.html

This one is actually hot, and has a pussy that I am not sure is of this world. It has these dark smooth lips, no hanging corned beef and it zips up to the top to an off white hood. Looks like a fucken Egyptian asp. Unreal.

She is a total upsell, she is on soft white underbelly quantities of weed, if you flip her 200 she wants at least 100 more for operative masturbation and 200 for a Brazilian blow out.

She is really weird about the whole thing. Avoid.

**Marcath** · 10-31-23 14:46

No one looking for a Dianne Feinstein or Nancy Pelosi look alike? HaHaHa.

**Ace McNasty** · 10-31-23 11:02

Originally Posted by NewLit [View Original Post]

Crazy request. Is there any working girl in the LA area who looks like Lauren Boebert?

Nice, politically themed mongering. I used to have a BBFS regular in San Diego named Cleo who looks like a 22 yo Lauren Boebert. If you go to the SD BBFS forum, you can see action shots of Cleo getting raw dogged by me and my cock getting sucked. A couple of Cleo pics below.

I also banged a blonde who is a dead ringer for Ivanka Trump, see pics below.

But my unicorn is a sugar baby or escort who looks like AOC. Damn I just have a thing for that wack job. Can't stand her politics but she arguably has the best body in DC! Thin, tall, long legs, flat abs, and the biggest, bestest, and most delicious looking pair of natural titties! I bet she would looks awesome riding me CG while I am squeezing those breasts.

One of these days, going to find me a Puerro Rican hottie who looks like AOC. So who is hotter? AOC or LB?

**Tnyayy** · 10-31-23 00:58

Originally Posted by Tnyayy [View Original Post]

I take some time off from the hobby yearly around this time to save up funds for the holidays. Here's some screenshots and saved pics from ads of girls I've seen in 2023. It's a mix of SW's and escorts.

Here's the ads for the girls people asked about:

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/OdezzaDior

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Dollylove69

**PriscillaM** · 10-29-23 19:32

I will post my longer review later, but this one is obese and seems to be developmentally disabled.

https://www.thatmall.com/billie/

**PriscillaM** · 10-29-23 10:50

Originally Posted by Mel [View Original Post]

I googled that number and an ad for a European gal came up. Same phone number, no pic. If you see that MILF with the ass, let us know.

Mr. Asian MILF Lover.

This is not the Asian / Kazakh MILF you are looking for. Don't bother.

**Mel** · 10-28-23 20:03

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This is a fave of mine.

She is back, and I will be hitting it, and hitting it hard.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...man-29254.html

I googled that number and an ad for a European gal came up. Same phone number, no pic. If you see that MILF with the ass, let us know.

Mr. Asian MILF Lover.