Massage Parlor Reports

**AverageJoseph** · 04-23-25 18:46

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Did you do 1/2 or 1 hour?

1hour 220 all in. YMMV.

**Zippy69** · 04-21-25 12:24

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Stopped by Kunpeng Foot Massage in Longview; on Douglas street and 11th ave.

Provider Details: Beauty: 4/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 5.

Mimi greeted me. Very attractive and sweetheart personality. Average height, perfect C cups. HWP, Long black hair. Overall one of the more attractive providers I have seen. 40 ish.

Massage Details: (4.5/5).

Excellent massage skills, very relaxing. Took direction well and hit ALL my spots. Lots of teasing, which I always enjoy.

Service Details: (5/5). BBJ, CFS, DATY

(BBJ): it had been a while so I only managed to last about 5 min. But, I still wanted more. So on to round 2.

(CFS): multiple positions. Started missionary then CG and doggy. She took it like a trooper. No complaints. She was very enthusiastic and vocal moaning in my ear and giggling. Very cute. After I was finished she offered to massage me some more. Yes please!

She even helped me get dressed.

Conclusion: Cute as heck. Pretty face gorgeous body and near perfect rack. Great personality.

Recommended: definitely.

Did you do 1/2 or 1 hour?

**AverageJoseph** · 04-08-25 17:54

Stopped by Kunpeng Foot Massage in Longview; on Douglas street and 11th ave.

Provider Details: Beauty: 4/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 5.

Mimi greeted me. Very attractive and sweetheart personality. Average height, perfect C cups. HWP, Long black hair. Overall one of the more attractive providers I have seen. 40 ish.

Massage Details: (4.5/5).

Excellent massage skills, very relaxing. Took direction well and hit ALL my spots. Lots of teasing, which I always enjoy.

Service Details: (5/5). BBJ, CFS, DATY

(BBJ): it had been a while so I only managed to last about 5 min. But, I still wanted more. So on to round 2.

(CFS): multiple positions. Started missionary then CG and doggy. She took it like a trooper. No complaints. She was very enthusiastic and vocal moaning in my ear and giggling. Very cute. After I was finished she offered to massage me some more. Yes please!

She even helped me get dressed.

Conclusion: Cute as heck. Pretty face gorgeous body and near perfect rack. Great personality.

Recommended: definitely.

**AmpluckyCat** · 11-14-24 10:08

Made another late night stop to CiCi Massage in Lynnwood.

Provider Details: Beauty:3/5, Body:3/5, Personality:4/5, Service:4/5.

Overall Ranking: 3. 5.

Wendy has got some absolutely huge tits for her small frame. Her physique is very close to spinner status. She has an attractive face and a lovely body. Tight little ass. Tattoos on various parts of her body.

Massage Details: (3/5). Actually decent baby oil massage that she cut short because she wanted to get to the "special massage". But, her technique was very good, and I was completely relaxed.

Service Details: (4/5). BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS.

(BBBJ / BLS): She gets points since it was a BBBJ. But, it was very short. It was good while it lasted, but I think CBJ is more her thing.

(DATY): Worked her up to where she was close, but then she stopped me just short her climax.

(CFS): Mish, Standing Mish, Standing K9 and Prone. Very flexible so I was able to hit deep in Mish. I could definitely tell that she wasn't used to taking it that deep for that long, but she's a trooper for sure. Position changes without complaint.

Conclusion: Basic session with an older provider.

Recommended: Yes.

**AmpluckyCat** · 10-29-24 16:12

Stopped by Sunny Massage in Marysville; it's close to my hotel.

Provider Details: Beauty: 2/5, Body: 2/5, Personality: 4/5, Service: 3/5.

Overall Ranking: 2.75.

Jenny is an older provider. I wouldn't call her attractive, but at the same time, she's not turning anyone to stone. Her body isn't great, but she does have some pretty decent tits. She does have a bit of a shape, but nothing spectacular. Slightly saggy and flat ass, and skinny legs.

Massage Details: (4/5).

Damn good massage! She appears to have had some form of training because she had good technique with solid pressure in all the right spots. Ample teasing at the conclusion of the massage.

Service Details: (3/5). CBJ, CFS.

(CBJ): A little bit of HJ before applying the cover. CBJ was decent, but no DT.

(CFS): Started out with CG to let her control the pace and depth; she can take it deep. Switched to standing Mish, then to K9. It was in K9 where she really let me drop the hammer. She was very expressive after I started tapping her cervix. At this point, she was actually pushing back so I could hit deeper. She had at least one orgasm accompanied by some heavy moaning and breathing. She's not young, but I tapped that ass like she was. She really seemed to enjoy all positions from the rear the most. Ended up launching on her back.

Got cleaned up. Huge hug and smile, and I was on my way.

Conclusion: She's not going to win any beauty contests, but her personality and attitude are great, and she is eager to please.

Recommended: Yes.

**AmpluckyCat** · 10-26-24 03:52

Decided to visit Sunshine Spa in Marysville since it's close to my hotel.

She's not attractive and definitely not worth the price of admission. She had on excessive makeup. She's rather short and pudgy, borderline fat with a flat ass. The one possible from this visit is that the massage was fairly decent. After we agreed on the price for CFS, I took her to pound town for about 30 minutes. She handled Mish the best, and by the time we got K9 she was ready to tap out; she'd literally had enough. After the cleanup she was all smiles, and even asked for additional tip. Probably decent enough if you are interested in a massage and HJ.

**ALoverYou** · 08-13-24 19:26

Headed to Renton, WA for a work trip. Feeling frisky, and was going through my WeChat contacts, lo and behold. "Honey I'm in Washington, waiting for you".

Gina,

Looks: About 5'2" tall; pretty face; natural C cup tits; long brown hair; pale white skin; nice trimmed kitty; about 25 years old.

Session Deets: LFK; DFK; BBBJ; DATY; CFS; multiple positions: CG, Standing mish, standing doggy, K9;Doggy.

Highlights: excellent GFE session. BBBJ was great; nice technique licking the head while giving me a HJ combo. Good stamina, Gina fucked me in CG for a good 10-12 minutes before asking to swap positions. She felt tight in K9, loved it when I was playing with her clit; finished in Doggy. Took off the hat, and gave me a satisfying post sex BBBJ.

Would I recommend: Hell yes. You need to go see her ASAP.

Damage: . 6 hout HF.

Extra tip: bill 60.

Renton is lucky to have this amazing provider.

**BaryMcCochener** · 01-11-24 13:12

Originally Posted by JohnathanCake [View Original Post]

Is that all covered?

Yes, with the caveat that I did not ask or press the issue. I was happy / surprised she said 'ok' because she denied me FS on my last visit.

**Johnathan Cake** · 01-10-24 16:29

Is that all covered?

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

New (ish) spot in The Olive Garden parking lot.

Greeted by Annie, cute, mid-30's about 5'1"-5'2", nice bum, no baby-damage, trimmed below. OK to poor English (but was able to work everything out). The owner / manager of Cheerful on NW & Birchwood recommended I visit this spot since they offer FS and the first time I tried I was denied. This time (it took a bit of coaxing and helped that there were no customers on a cold late morning) she begrudgingly relented and we agreed on $200. It was my understanding that was the 'all-in' price, but she insisted that it's 'in-addition' to the room fee. Effing fine. I didn't have the time to run across the border so I get seriously 'retailed' at $270, grrr.

Started very slowly in standing mish, eased into standard mish, transitioned to reverse Asian CG and finished back in mish..

**BaryMcCochener** · 01-10-24 12:35

New (ish) spot in The Olive Garden parking lot.

Greeted by Annie, cute, mid-30's about 5'1"-5'2", nice bum, no baby-damage, trimmed below. OK to poor English (but was able to work everything out). The owner / manager of Cheerful on NW & Birchwood recommended I visit this spot since they offer FS and the first time I tried I was denied. This time (it took a bit of coaxing and helped that there were no customers on a cold late morning) she begrudgingly relented and we agreed on $200. It was my understanding that was the 'all-in' price, but she insisted that it's 'in-addition' to the room fee. Effing fine. I didn't have the time to run across the border so I get seriously 'retailed' at $270, grrr.

Started very slowly in standing mish, eased into standard mish, transitioned to reverse Asian CG and finished back in mish.

I guess I've been ruined by all my 'up north' activities and my mind got distracted during the deed w / Annie. Thinking that the $270 equates to about $375 in CAD which would have opened the menu to any number of young / hot / choose-your-ethnicity girls and still left change for gas / lunch.

The main variable, I guess, is the time so having an option in-town makes the experience a tad better than 'meh'.

**Brake Master C** · 12-19-23 00:21

I'm going to be in Woodland on business, was wondering if anybody has any intell, on any places with BBBJ / FS.

**OldNan1** · 09-30-23 17:51

Eva mentioned a new girl at the Birchwood shop so stopped to check her out. Probably early 30's 5 feet tall and decent body. I think she said her name is Emma.

She's a sweetie with very good English skills. She gave a nice light massage that quickly turned into some pleasant teasing. Menu is pretty much just a skilled HJ with some OTC touching.

She is very relaxed with lots of laughing, joking and plenty of hugs. I'll probably repeat as this spot has had consistently nice younger girls.

**BaryMcCochener** · 09-26-23 12:40

Originally Posted by ILoveCoffee [View Original Post]

Good info thanks, anyone ever called one of these numbers on stg?

Obviously the photos are fake, but what's the angle.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/anaco...1/838637440549

The STG ads are almost 100% aunties and 80% HS. FS can be had at the spot on Mackenzie in Fairhaven and the spot behind the Mexican restaurant on Guide Meridian (north of Walmart opposite side of the street). The owner of Cheerful Massage on Birchwood / NW Ave let me know of a FS spa in The Olive Garden strip mall, but when I popped-in I was greeted by a granny that put her lipstick on during an earthquake, LOL.

**ILoveCoffee** · 09-25-23 22:34

Good info thanks, anyone ever called one of these numbers on stg?

Obviously the photos are fake, but what's the angle.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/anaco...1/838637440549

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

If it's during the day I just say I'm going to IKEA and then sushi / lunch in Richmond (just specific enough to be plausible). If it's in the evening, I say sushi / dinner (if pressed why I'd drive all the way up for dinner, I just say 'have you ever had good sushi in 'name your city'.

If you're going to make this trip a 'regular thing' I highly reccommend applying for a NEXUS pass (I realize they have a loooong backlog, but it's the best $50 I've ever spent).

**BaryMcCochener** · 09-25-23 11:28

Originally Posted by ILoveCoffee [View Original Post]

I keep seeing everyone talking about going north of the boarder. When I tried to go alone at night I got super harasser by the boarder patrol about where I was going. What do you guys say? How do you get across, also where is a good place to start?

If it's during the day I just say I'm going to IKEA and then sushi / lunch in Richmond (just specific enough to be plausible). If it's in the evening, I say sushi / dinner (if pressed why I'd drive all the way up for dinner, I just say 'have you ever had good sushi in 'name your city'.

If you're going to make this trip a 'regular thing' I highly reccommend applying for a NEXUS pass (I realize they have a loooong backlog, but it's the best $50 I've ever spent).