Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueVrod]

Visited the Empire in Fairfax yesterday and drew Julie, a 5' Korean lady in her 40's, natural B's with form fitting dress on. Paid for hr /.8 to the house. Shed the linens and she led me to the shower. Every part was clean which led me to believe their might be more. I hopped on the table and she performed the hard massage which felt pretty good. Half hour later she starts to do the soft touch on my back and playing with my butt hole, imitating RIM with her fingers. Asked to flip and she asks me to pay up. I was like WTF? How much I asked and she raised 2 fingers, I said No way! I countered 120 and she countered 150, again I said no way! Then, she's like "you pay now" while pointing to my clothes. For some reason I hate when they do this and told her I will afterwards. She kept pointing and saying pay now and being really pushy. I had enough of this shit and just says forget it, stood up and put my clothes back on as she was stunt and couldn't believe I did that.

I walked straight out and I think she was waiting for a tip but didn't say anything. That's what you get for being pushy. No extra dinero and no tips.

Walked away blue balls and will not repeat this adventure with the Empire again.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23006455.html

[PrivatePyle]

New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.

Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had..

I had a similar experience this week. I disliked the doors opening to a landing area and was nervous about just stairs running up to the second floor (no door at the top of the stairs). There is also the concern of the exposure to the street and the attendant noise bleeding into the front room.

That being said--I really enjoyed Monica. I found her fit and attractive and good company. A quick look coming in and going out confirms that there were 2-3 other young-ish ladies working. It is a repeat for me.

[Harley Dude 29]

New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.

Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had. A downside is that the doors open to common areas, so when they leave to get hot towels, anyone in the lobby can see everything in the room. As I was dressing, she did the one thing we all hate, and that was smooth out the sheet and did not change the sheet. That seems to be almost a standard now for many places. I guess cost cutting hits every business. LOL.

She said they just opened and were very busy. She told me to come back and there were all young ladies here now. I would definitely return, but it is starting to look like it will be a high volume place.

[TheDrowned]

Been seeing this sexy UTR thai provider on the reg but she unfortunately is no FS. So it's been giving me an itch I just can't scratch.

So it got me down the perpetual rabbit hole to find a new young Thai provider in the hopes of scratching this itch. Reached out to an ad on RR regarding a young provider in Fairfax. I was certain the pics in the ad were fake, as is often the case, but nevertheless I figured I'd gamble.

Provider who I'm certain is a handler was near impossible to confirm an appt. Tried on multiple occasions to get a response and it would always often be too late or if at all. Tried a Hail Mary approach and texted the number to let them know I've got several references from many of the Thai independents in the area. I name dropped KK, Sophie, Cherry, Lisa, KK and a few others and this did merit a quick response and a meeting time was set up.

Well I get to the location, an apartment complex as is usually the case with the Thai independent scene. I let them know I'm here. Nothing. Ghosted. I waited 20 minutes and then sent a text thanking them for wasting my time.

15 min later as I'm driving back home I get the typical "sorry honey can you come back?

Nope.

And I really wish my story ended there. But I didn't listen to my senior instincts on this and instead went caveman brain. Monger MJ in the back shootin threes and telling me I miss 100% of the shots I don't take. Because Sarah, or rather Sarah's handler texted back saying she's going to back to her apt in Tyson's and offered to reschedule there for later that evening. So I took the bait and made my way over to the worst apartment complex in Tyson's in terms of direction. I was sent one line of text for the address which when I popped it into my GPS ultimately took me to a building that was on the opposite side of the street to the actual location. Separated by some random gate in the middle of the commuinty complex so I had to park and go on a savager hunt for this building. After 15 min of back and forth text the handler gives me a picture of directions on how to best to enter the neighborhood development. Well gee whittakers bahtman, that sure would have been helpful BEFORE I drove in and did my 15 min of impromptu cardio. Nevertheless, I eventually found the building and was finally able to meet Sarah.

Obviously not the girl in the pictures but a blonde haired petit thai wearing a short red dress lead me to the room. Sarah I'd describe as pretty. Great body. Definitely in her 30's. Surprisingly no body augments. Her boobs are natural Bs with brown pointy baby bottle nipples. Very sexy. She had some face surgery tho and was sporting some duck lips and braces. An 8/10 for me. Her English was limited and she had a lisp which I noticed many Thais with braces have. Not sure if it's from that or just the thick accent and difficulty from the change in dialect. Probably a combination of both but in any sense I found it oddly arousing.

Now the massage can be best explained as total amateur. The standard recipe of a Thai massage is there, in terms of the method. There was a system in place with stretching from head to toes but you can tell she's under the wing of a good teacher but she herself has not developed the skills to master the techniques. Like a home cook following the recipe of a famous chef. Just not easily replicated. So overall the massage was like a 3/10. But I didn't really come for the massage.

I had hoped their was a full menu but alas Sarah told me she's no FS as well. HJ only but she did get completely naked for me. However things started to sour because the service became way too mechanical in nature and it's already extremely hard for me to get a nut this way to start. 10 min go by and I can see she's getting tired and she begins asking me to cum. Rebel brain kicks in at this point because I don't like being told what to do and I lose a ton of steam. I respect the choice not to do FS as I respect the ladies, but you took on this mission despite the fact I told you it would be a harder quest to complete, don't give me an attitude or be surprised that the task at hand (pun intended) is now more difficult. You chose this.

At this point I told her to slow it up. Quit making it mechanical, and start taking my directions. Telling her to use both hands and twist it. Honestly, I think I improved her technique just with direction alone. So your welcome fellas. If you decide to take the plunge I'll pass you her number. On the positive side, she is young and attractive. But this isn't one adventure I'm willing to repeat. Let sunken ships lie.

If anyone does know of a young Thai provider who offers what I seek let me know.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

[NestaM]

Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.

It's usually Vivianna, Gabby, Sandra in the mornings, and then Cecilia and another (I'm forgetting her name) come in the afternoon. I've heard they're trying to get some new staff in, but no word on when that'll be. At one point, they had two or three new staff (seemingly early 30's, dare I say late 20's) but I haven't seen them around for at least a month now. Try giving them a call today, it's Friday, they may have a full roster.

[WalkerC]

Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.

Call and ask "who's working today?

[BallsDeep469]

So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.

Getting back to Aqua Wellness:

I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").

Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.

Here's the line up.

I am really thinking of checking this place out in the next few days. What is the damage price wise? Also, I am assuming FS is available here?

[LoonyBinPatrol]

Was in the area and felt the itch for some release. Got in without an appointment and Grace was busy. She asked me if I could see someone else and I replied yes. She looked a bit older than Grace, maybe late 40's. The description of the place hasn't changed at all: stalls with walls that do not go all the way up to the ceiling and curtained doorways. The most notable difference was that there wasn't the usual music being played which is usually piped through speakers around the place. In any case, took off everything and laid down so my provider can get to work. TS was great as Grace. Not going to lie, her massage isn't bad. She paid close attention to parts that most other AMPs would not like the forearms. Once she got to the legs, there were some "accidental" grazes of the boys to get them excited. There were multiple brushes so that was definitely new for this place and not unwelcome. The ST transition to the flip was pretty well done and when I flipped, I was pretty ready to go. She started to stroke JR while I started to roam. Was able to do some exploring UTC up top which she didn't shy away from. It had been a while since my last release so I knew I wasn't going to last long so tried to explore UTC on her lower half but I popped before I could explore more. Cleaning up was very well done and didn't smell or feel any of the oil that was used anywhere which was a welcome surprise. Finished up with a good scalp and chest massage and off I went to enjoy the rest of the afternoon.

[PuntaJaco43]

So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.

Getting back to Aqua Wellness:

I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").

Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.

Here's the line up.

1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was ½ way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.

2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).

3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!

4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon.

To conclude: This is my top choice now; my go to place. I highly recommend it and the extras are reasonable for what you receive. LOVE Aqua Wellness!

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

Located off Franconia Road in Alexandria.

[TwoBigBones]

Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.

[WalkerC]

So I just was tired of AMPs and wanted to try a Latina location. I kept seeing ads for the DMV providers and decided on Luna since Kayla was supposed to be gone (turns out she's still around). I like older women anyhow and she doesn't hide that she is mature. She's in Alexandria proper at a regular spa (not with Magi, Kayla etc), so she has "regular" spa pricing of $120. FHOH is too far for me, as it was already a hike to get to Luna so I opted to go. Luna has intentionally salt and pepper hair, which was long. Something I like at the least. Nice face, and is likely in 50's. She was kind, able to chit chat without it being awkward, and had a real good massage technique that actually was helpful. She is a little plump, but wears it well, and has both a nice bottom and nice Ds. I found her personality was warm and I enjoyed my time. Also, she speaks English well, and we had no problem communicating. On the flip, before I said anything, she was firm that only the standard NOVA is offered, and she got down to lace undies. I just needed nurturing instead and went for cuddles, which she made feel natural. Her hands were ever so slightly sandpapery, but that also made her light touch better somehow. Sorry guys if I go for a different ending than most seem to go for, but I left nurtured and maybe this report'll help someone. I tipped. 5, seemed fine.

I haven't seen much on Magi, Cielo, and Alexis, in this forum and wondered if anyone had more intel on looks and personality? A Google review said Kiara is not good, but I have no idea if it's trustworthy. I think I will one day have to go to FHOH, but I fear it's a place you have to go more than once in order to open up a NOVA sort of experience.

With most of the providers at FHOH you definitely don't have to go multiple times. But again, depends on who you get and as always YMMV.

[CoolWays]

At Mosby in Fairfax, does anyone have any reports they would be willing to share, I checked the thread and couldn't find anything recently. If you prefer to direct message please do. Sorry for not posting much but have been medically out of the game but feeling a little better and promise to share as I get back into the game, again thank you and good luck.

[PuntaJaco43]

A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.

I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.

I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.

Now that's the way a review should read. IMHO, well done from a new member.

Regards.

Pj.

[Aureliano]

A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.

I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.

I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.

[GoodOne6969]

I went there on yesterday 9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.

I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.

You guys check the RUbMAPS review!.

This is the same person who wrote the other fake review about Bubbly Spa and Bibi and I checked Rubmaps. He wrote some of the same untrue junk in a review there too. We already called the person out and they write virtually the same thing again. This is out of control.