Massage Parlor Reports

**ThomasDoubt** · 10-02-23 14:04

Originally Posted by BadAssCb91 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this one before?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/7670431653.html

She removed the language from her original ad, probably to draw in more customers, but she requires draping and will tell you if you ask. Normally that means no joy.

**LazyBones** · 10-01-23 23:57

Originally Posted by HueJohnson [View Original Post]

She's hot but has a limited menu and a shitty attitude.

Hue.

You forgot to add GPS and sky high prices.

**Hue Johnson** · 10-01-23 18:55

Originally Posted by MYCookie [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45805/

Anyone have info?

She's hot but has a limited menu and a shitty attitude.

Hue.

**BadAssCb91** · 10-01-23 17:05

Originally Posted by MYCookie [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45805/

Anyone have info?

She's been reviewed here and in the orlando board, multiple times.

**BadAssCb91** · 10-01-23 16:43

Anyone seen this one before?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/7670431653.html

**MYCookie** · 10-01-23 12:40

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45805/

Anyone have info?

**Rustys** · 09-29-23 09:01

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...669757580.html

Is this real?

**ThomasDoubt** · 09-27-23 14:19

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

She is eastern European and doesn't speak much English. Decent quality massage with HJ only. She is tall, with C cups maybe, not what I'd call a "big pair. ".

**MBaby69** · 09-25-23 13:47

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

She is not for everyone but I always found her service to be be excellent at a very reasonable rate. She doesn't speak english at all and when texting keep in mind you are not talking to her bit her husband. So if you ask very personal questions about service he will either tell you to f at ck off or block you.

**Rustys** · 09-25-23 13:28

Originally Posted by BusterMcGyver [View Original Post]

Any info on this one?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...669709721.html

She's pretty average. Been around a while. Big pair which is cool but mediocre massage and a bit rushed service. If she's in your area, I think you'll be content with her service, but I wouldn't go far out of my way to see her. Her English isn't that good.

**BusterMcGyver** · 09-25-23 11:11

Any info on this one?

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...669709721.html

**Bairen Nanhai** · 09-25-23 09:11

Visiting from out of town. Really wanted to try one of your FS joints, but things were busy with friends, time was limited, and Oriental was across the street, stopped in late to size it up and maybe make appointment for following morning. Well, internet hours were wrong and my schedule was not going to work for morning, and they kind of reluctantly took me in for an hour. Everyone was in matching scrubs. Wasn't sure anything was going to happen, but I needed a massage. It was good. Average looking ladies, I got who I assume to be MMS so everyone else could go home. Just us two late at night got my hopes up. Was a good level 1, but doubt you'll get more. I was able to talk my way to UTC top. Probably a C. Not bad. Could use a little time in the gym, but hey, that's most of us. LOL. 40 ish, Cute face. Kind of fun, sarcastic sense of humor. Gave extra tip for being late. Would repeat with her.

Bairen.

**Mugatu** · 09-21-23 22:07

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

We all take risks going to any parlor. Unless someone here actually has Intel, no one really knows what places are on the hot seat. The recent bust with the spas in Oakland Park and Stuart were barely on the radar when it happened. If you want to go, then just go. You are taking the same amount of risk regardless of which spa you choose to go to. Feel free to message me if you still have the itch. I may be able to point you in the right direction.

I didn't mean to offend anybody, I just wanted to report that they are still busy as ever. I actually went there a few weeks ago. As soon as I pulled up to park someone walked in before me. I waited a minute to give him some privacy, then someone else walked out. While I was in there several people were in and out. I still got the full hour though.

I agree with your risk assessment, and I have no intel on what places are on the hot seat right now. The article from the Oakland Park / Stuart bust said that someone tipped off the police. That could be anyone from a business next door to a rival spa. Who knows.

I'd love to hear any ideas you have of other places to go. I like a sure thing, but I also like to try new places.

**CoolBreeze99** · 09-20-23 06:57

Originally Posted by FootyFanatic14 [View Original Post]

Is that what you do? Park outside and watch guys go in and out?

Who hasn't done this? In the interest of having an uninterrupted session, you see how busy it is and make your own determination.

Have done the same with restaurants. Same deal.

Yes, people take plenty of risks on this site. Look at all the reviews of the walking dead that advertises on LC. Toothless candy users in the most dangerous of neighborhoods ain't my thing yet plenty of mongers still partake. If your concern is that being cautious due to recent LEO activity is hurting their business, it seems like it really hasn't. Your intel on these places has always been very much appreciated. However I don't see the need to side eye people not wanting to get into a mess.